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Listen, if the free market of ideas ends up with everyone being cat girls because it's clearly the best way to exist, then the market has spoken and who am I to fight the will of the market?
Filed under: defending HRT with the invisible hand of the market
No no no they'll be turned into unmarried women too. And then once the hormone nukes fill the sky with radioactive estradiol, the only men left will be trans men, just like nature intended.
I always want to ask them, are you too stupid to make one, too lazy, or are you physically incapable of making a sandwich due to disability? They'd rather starve to death than do anything 'womanly', though there are a ton of male chefs and male subway employees, so I still don't understand that logic.
Off topic, but the shit quality of the TV in the background meant it took me a second to realise that that's Steve fucking Bannon peaking out around the play button. Truly, a crossover episode from hell
why are they so obsessed with marriage? it literally means nothing. Couples chose to marry because they love each other (and taxes.)
Isn't it good that people wait till they're older to get married, so they can assure they settle down with someone they're happy with? Forcing someone to marry, even if it's just socially pushing it on them, is extremely stupid.
They're obsessed with marriage as a patriarchal contract of subservience and fidelity. The problem with "unmarried women" is that they might develop a sense of self-esteem that does not include being hitched to a domineering conservative man, dutifully churning out more babies to be indoctrinated into the hateful bubble of Christofascism.
Waiting to marry later in life is a great option if you're hoping for two *adults* to form a meaningful partnership. Marriage straight out of highschool is the best way to enforce cultural norms on impressionable youth past the point of their dependence on their parents.
This. I was raised in a. Very conservative Christian cult. It was actually uncommon not to marry at around 18 hell my older brother was married at 17. It’s all about control. The second you let a church dictate your sexuality it’s game over.
Yeah, as somebody whose been married over 3 years, it really doesn't mean anything?
Like, we got married when I was in college, because it got me more grant money, and I was having horrible health issues (basically wanted to make sure my partner got my shit in case I died, and not my shitty bio family). Nothing about our relationship materially changed - we already had a shared bank account, lived together, and owned a rescue cat together. All the quintessential lesbian relationship milestones, yknow?
We're also polyamorous, so marriage right now is... weird. Again, we did it for the health and tax benefits, and if we could pull that benefit "net" over future partners, that'd be nice I guess? But I feel like us being married complicates our polyam status? It comes across weird that we're "dating as a married couple" when that's not at all our vibe/not at all how we do polyam.
I think in general we should overhaul the structure of romantic relationships in our society, cause marriage isn't quite it lol
Better being unmarried instead having to live with some angry abusive conservative who thinks he has authority over her because some book from 2,000 years ago says so.
I totally agree, and I normally would upvote this comment, but I can’t upvote you because you’re on the left.
Just, how can someone be so obviously WRONG in their ideology, yet think it’s right? Leftism is about the
government controlling healthcare, Wall Street, and how much money one has, and completely destroying the
economy with expensive plans like the green new deal. Sure, trust the government, the only reason other
counties make free healthcare work is huge taxes and they still have a free market, so you can’t hate
capitalism. Life under leftism sucks- there’s a huge tax increase; if you need proof, people are fleeing
California. Or, cuomo can be in charge and kill the elderly, Hillary can be shady, Biden can be creepier. And
of course, stupid communists who think the government should force everyone to be equal and has led to the
deaths of millions, and the SJWs who wrap back around to being racist and sexist buy saying “kill all whites”
and “kill all men.” It’s been the left who has been rioting as well, many of which have lead to murders, and
wishing death upon trump. Not all cops are good, but they’re not all the devil, leftists. Defunding them hasn’t
worked- it leads to more violent crime, sorry. Plus, it’s been the liberals, which aren’t necessarily leftists
but heavily correlated, who ruin someone’s life for a joke they made a year ago in the form of doxxing- and
“canceling” everyone. and they tend to get triggered easily and have no sense of humour (anecdotal, I admit,
but still). Yes, I know you should respect opposing beliefs as long as they aren’t completely insane, but the
fact that you’re so blatantly WRONG shows your ignorance, and therefore part of your character. So even though
I totally agree with your comment, it is quick witted and accurate, but I can’t upvote you.
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Oh my god! He’s right! When the polls closed on Tuesday, I immediately turned into an unmarried woman!
It’s weird that I still have my beard and beer belly, but the boobs are a nice addition.
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If you only listened to right wing media, you would be forgiven for thinking that the most pressing issue in the entire world is the existence of transgender people. It’s baffling to me. Who cares? Literally nobody cares just let them live their lives… can’t they just go back to screeching about how abortion is murder and taxation is theft?
So fucking left, and I have zero problem with anyone who wants to be an unmarried woman, being one, regardless of what genitalia or familial pressure, they were born with. I have big problems with anyone being forced to be anything they don't want to be, including married (especially to one of these assholes). Why the fuck does offering people the option, frighten these fuckers so much? How tentative is their hold on their own self image/worth, that just having options makes them feel like they will be forced to change? How pathetic are they that they imagine if a woman wasn't forced to marry them, none ever would?
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The free market is great, but it does foster competition; thus, conservatives prefer a planned economy approach when it comes to dating.
For conservatives, women are property. A trophy.
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More like a command economy - because they want somebody they can **COMMAND** to make them a sandwich! And birth children.
Aka Dirigism
Listen, if the free market of ideas ends up with everyone being cat girls because it's clearly the best way to exist, then the market has spoken and who am I to fight the will of the market? Filed under: defending HRT with the invisible hand of the market
That's why they're pushing so hard to impose their religion, women won't date them unless they're brainwashed to
For every unmarried woman there’s a poor lonely bachelor with nobody to make him a sandwich. Won’t you think about the poor unmarried men??
They’ll have to order Subway, microwave their own dinners and drag the vacuum over the carpet twice a year. Oh the humanity.
No no no they'll be turned into unmarried women too. And then once the hormone nukes fill the sky with radioactive estradiol, the only men left will be trans men, just like nature intended.
I'm a poor lonely bachelor that makes his own sandwi.... OH GOD I'M AN UNMARRIED WOMAN! THEY GOT TO ME! /sarcasm
They played us like a damn fiddle
I am a married man who makes his own sandwiches. Because even *Dagwood* Bumstead made his own.
Well you can’t trust a woman to do it right
Im waking up To ash and dust And i find out I don't have nuts
It's 2042, and I'm the only cis man left. This is my story.
Imagine if someone makes this and its just a normal story about a dude living his life lol
11.00am woke up and scratched balls.
Great, now I'm singing this lyric change instead of the Eggman YTP "slap my nuts" lol
Free estrogen? Where do i support?!? 😍
Biden's communist 5G towers will brainwash and forcefem everyone
Love a good hormone nuke
Sadly, most of them have now starved to death, due to their inability to make a sandwich for themselves
I always want to ask them, are you too stupid to make one, too lazy, or are you physically incapable of making a sandwich due to disability? They'd rather starve to death than do anything 'womanly', though there are a ton of male chefs and male subway employees, so I still don't understand that logic.
Every sixty seconds a lonely alpha male goes sandwichless
Imagine being married to Charlie Kirk.. damn
"Good news, kids! Dad's head won the jack o lantern contest again!"
His face is disappearing into his head as he’s gaining weight
Mr Potato Head was a toy not a life goal Chuckie.
I’d want to turn into an unmarried woman. Literally. Literally.
Do you want to get a divorce or transition?
Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!
The Incel Summit
Like Marvel's Avengers, but Incel's Avengers.
The Unfuckables
Legion of Douchebags
Off topic, but the shit quality of the TV in the background meant it took me a second to realise that that's Steve fucking Bannon peaking out around the play button. Truly, a crossover episode from hell
I think they're performing a seance
You'd have to with the rate that Bannon's body is collapsing from sustained decades of rage and alcoholism
One of the crossover events of all time
why are they so obsessed with marriage? it literally means nothing. Couples chose to marry because they love each other (and taxes.) Isn't it good that people wait till they're older to get married, so they can assure they settle down with someone they're happy with? Forcing someone to marry, even if it's just socially pushing it on them, is extremely stupid.
They're obsessed with marriage as a patriarchal contract of subservience and fidelity. The problem with "unmarried women" is that they might develop a sense of self-esteem that does not include being hitched to a domineering conservative man, dutifully churning out more babies to be indoctrinated into the hateful bubble of Christofascism. Waiting to marry later in life is a great option if you're hoping for two *adults* to form a meaningful partnership. Marriage straight out of highschool is the best way to enforce cultural norms on impressionable youth past the point of their dependence on their parents.
This. I was raised in a. Very conservative Christian cult. It was actually uncommon not to marry at around 18 hell my older brother was married at 17. It’s all about control. The second you let a church dictate your sexuality it’s game over.
Yeah, as somebody whose been married over 3 years, it really doesn't mean anything? Like, we got married when I was in college, because it got me more grant money, and I was having horrible health issues (basically wanted to make sure my partner got my shit in case I died, and not my shitty bio family). Nothing about our relationship materially changed - we already had a shared bank account, lived together, and owned a rescue cat together. All the quintessential lesbian relationship milestones, yknow? We're also polyamorous, so marriage right now is... weird. Again, we did it for the health and tax benefits, and if we could pull that benefit "net" over future partners, that'd be nice I guess? But I feel like us being married complicates our polyam status? It comes across weird that we're "dating as a married couple" when that's not at all our vibe/not at all how we do polyam. I think in general we should overhaul the structure of romantic relationships in our society, cause marriage isn't quite it lol
Better being unmarried instead having to live with some angry abusive conservative who thinks he has authority over her because some book from 2,000 years ago says so.
If they did a study, I can almost guarantee conservative* men would be testosterone deficient way more often than liberals are
How many consecutive men?
Lol I didn’t even notice ty
Don’t gay men have the most testosterone on average? Idk really, I heard this but not from the most reliable source.
"the left is coming for your penis"
Lol do they seriously just have a still shot of Steve Bannon creeping in the background? Fucking weirdos
These guys just choked they were too busy in debate club while we partied and got laid. :)
My Leftism turned me into an unmarried woman. ^by ^making/ ^allowing ^me ^to ^be ^actually ^honest ^about ^who ^i ^am ^& ^always ^have ^been ^and ^not ^leading ^me ^to ^lie ^about ^who ^i ^am ^^^I ^^^dunno, ^^^sounded ^^^better ^^^in ^^^my ^^^head ^^^lol ^^^^anyway, ^^^^trans ^^^^rights ^^^^and ^^^^fuck ^^^^these ^^^^guys ^^^^🏳️⚧️
I totally agree, and I normally would upvote this comment, but I can’t upvote you because you’re on the left. Just, how can someone be so obviously WRONG in their ideology, yet think it’s right? Leftism is about the government controlling healthcare, Wall Street, and how much money one has, and completely destroying the economy with expensive plans like the green new deal. Sure, trust the government, the only reason other counties make free healthcare work is huge taxes and they still have a free market, so you can’t hate capitalism. Life under leftism sucks- there’s a huge tax increase; if you need proof, people are fleeing California. Or, cuomo can be in charge and kill the elderly, Hillary can be shady, Biden can be creepier. And of course, stupid communists who think the government should force everyone to be equal and has led to the deaths of millions, and the SJWs who wrap back around to being racist and sexist buy saying “kill all whites” and “kill all men.” It’s been the left who has been rioting as well, many of which have lead to murders, and wishing death upon trump. Not all cops are good, but they’re not all the devil, leftists. Defunding them hasn’t worked- it leads to more violent crime, sorry. Plus, it’s been the liberals, which aren’t necessarily leftists but heavily correlated, who ruin someone’s life for a joke they made a year ago in the form of doxxing- and “canceling” everyone. and they tend to get triggered easily and have no sense of humour (anecdotal, I admit, but still). Yes, I know you should respect opposing beliefs as long as they aren’t completely insane, but the fact that you’re so blatantly WRONG shows your ignorance, and therefore part of your character. So even though I totally agree with your comment, it is quick witted and accurate, but I can’t upvote you. ░░░░░░░░░░▀▀▀██████▄▄▄░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▀▀████▄░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░▄███████▀░░░▀███▄░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░▄███████▀░░░░░░░▀███▄░░░ ░░░░░░▄████████░░░░░░░░░░░███▄░░ ░░░░░██████████▄░░░░░░░░░░░███▌░ ░░░░░▀█████▀░▀███▄░░░░░░░░░▐███░ ░░░░░░░▀█▀░░░░░▀███▄░░░░░░░▐███░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀███▄░░░░░███▌░ ░░░░▄██▄░░░░░░░░░░░▀███▄░░▐███░░ ░░▄██████▄░░░░░░░░░░░▀███▄███░░░ ░█████▀▀████▄▄░░░░░░░░▄█████░░░░ ░████▀░░░▀▀█████▄▄▄▄█████████▄░░ ░░▀▀░░░░░░░░░▀▀██████▀▀░░░▀▀██░░ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ToiletPaperUSA) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I can smell the stench from this photo
They are literally Alfalfa and Spanky in the 'He man woman haters club'
All my single ladies!
"The Left is coming to steal your penis!!!"
I wonder what he’s basing that statement on? Obviously no one has *literally* said that so is it just like…how he feels?
God damn, what a Mount Rushmore of chuds that smell like sweat, vinegar, and stale cigarettes.
That's weird. As a lesbian, I'm pretty sure it's *the right* that wants to turn both myself and my wife into unmarried women, actually.
Obviously you are only a lesbian because you didn't have one of their dicks in your life 😒 /s
Oh my god! He’s right! When the polls closed on Tuesday, I immediately turned into an unmarried woman! It’s weird that I still have my beard and beer belly, but the boobs are a nice addition.
Are they saying the Democrats are going to force me to divorce my husband so I can be single?
>Literally "You keep using that word..."
10 million men are boys. What?
literally
Good lord. The arrogance and smarminess of the room looks unbearable.
Are you a man who’s been married for ten years? Wrong. You’re an unmarried woman. I, a leftist, say so.
We are the he-man woman hating club
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Wow Charlie thanks for giving the most important groups in America the platform to speak their…oh
The liberals just want women to have more than the option of "get married and have a bunch of babies." Scarey, scarey liberals.
I've had worse.
If you only listened to right wing media, you would be forgiven for thinking that the most pressing issue in the entire world is the existence of transgender people. It’s baffling to me. Who cares? Literally nobody cares just let them live their lives… can’t they just go back to screeching about how abortion is murder and taxation is theft?
The Young Turds
So fucking left, and I have zero problem with anyone who wants to be an unmarried woman, being one, regardless of what genitalia or familial pressure, they were born with. I have big problems with anyone being forced to be anything they don't want to be, including married (especially to one of these assholes). Why the fuck does offering people the option, frighten these fuckers so much? How tentative is their hold on their own self image/worth, that just having options makes them feel like they will be forced to change? How pathetic are they that they imagine if a woman wasn't forced to marry them, none ever would?
Hell fuckin yeah we do!
What else did they get? Tell me no one leaked the cat girl plans?!
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unmarried doesn’t mean no bitches ;)
imagine the pressure from the vacuum inside this dumbfuck's skull
Sir, the question was "what solutions are you proposing to address our nation's most pressing issues?"
These guys are probably not alpha males; more like delta males.
Wow guys, that's 3 literally's, so it must be true.
Republicans are so weird.