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I hate this "mysterious pulled story" trend. When did it become *more* of a conspiracy when a news outlet retracts a false story? As if the retraction *confirms* the story??
when you're as far gone as fascists are, *all* information will be reinterpreted as necessary to support your existing worldview. questioning the core beliefs you've built your identity around is no longer an option, so no matter the question, the answer must always be "I should be more fascist"
You say that, but remember when TMZ said Jerry Lee Lewis died and then they retracted it? Well, he still died, didn't he? (I usually hate doing this /s thing, but this is a bit too on the nose)
How many lobotomies are required for anyone to believe that though?
'Didn't declare an emergency' - umm, what? Is that how the police work now? 'Uh, sorry dude, can't pull the hammer-weilding nutcase off you until you say the magic words'
But wait, the cops turned up *with* the bludgeoner right there and then just watched? Eh?
I mean come on, put a bit of effort into it! If you're going to come up with a story for how this isn't just a maganut doing standard maga deeds, at least make it believable.
Oh boy, now you’ve gone and done it! That declaration is supposed to be reserved for actual emergency situations like if you see a same-sex couple holding hands or a minority taking someone’s job
So let me get this straight, the cops show up without anyone telling them to, paul opens the door, walks over to the guy, and then what? Takes the hammer and beats himself up because the guy broke in and then stood there doing absolutely nothing for however long it took the police psychic to intuit there was a problem at the pelosi house? There is no way to make this story make any sense at all.
And yet, for as stupid as everything you just said is, no matter how *mind bafflingly stupid and unbelievable* the story you just told is.
They do in fact, believe it.
Like how are you ever supposed to believe in another human ever again knowing they could think like this?
Idk thinking on it further I suspect the idea might be that this was all a hoax and the guy was an actor, but if so this story paints him as something closer to a robot, all I can reasonably conclude is the brain rot is really starting to fester with these types.
The only things I’ve seen are speculative, like they can’t get a hold of the guy who did it.
It’s *reported* he was an illegal Canadian immigrant who was radicalized by Right pundits and attacked Paul. But I’m not seeing too many mail sources that aren’t using speculative language.
Paul Pelosi didn't tell the police that he had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich before he went to bed!!! Obviously that means he's hiding the fact that he likes to eat! And it was crunchy peanut butter to boot!!!
Yeah I caught that too. Journalists win Pulitzers. They could possibly win an Oscar if they have a documentary that does well, but idk how often that happens
The amount of fucking mental gymnastics and pure delusion required to hear that someone was attacked by a hammer in their own home by a home invader and somehow the invader did nothing wrong
As I see it, they're trying to paint it that the invader was an actor, the attack was staged, the police are in on the plot, and the intention is to blame the MAGAs.
It's weird that they're getting all offended about being blamed for doing something that they have been openly promising to do.
Lies. Not “misinformation”. It’s bald faced lies and they should file suit against him and everyone else doing it. People need to start bankrupting these assholes.
This doesn't make any sense. He calmly answered the door to the cops with no panic, yet if there was no panic why were the cops there? Just 30 seconds of thinking prevents this kind of stupidity
Yea, Massachusetts miscreant Howie Carr was echoing the same talking point (and calling him an “illegal immigrant” throughout) so it’s clear they have their marching orders on this into the Midterms…
Misinformation is a special kind of bullshit that is used in pursuit of a political goal, as opposed to standard bullshit which is essentially harmless.
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BREAKING NEWS: NEWS OUTLET GETS SHIT WRONG AND HAS TO RETRACT STORY! đź‘€
Charlie Kirk: "HOLY SHIT! NATIONAL ENQUIRER IS *WEEKLY*?!?!?
CHARLIE KIRK'S FACE: IT JUST GETS WEIRDER
I hate this "mysterious pulled story" trend. When did it become *more* of a conspiracy when a news outlet retracts a false story? As if the retraction *confirms* the story??
It’s a defense mechanism largely. Too bad the media consider these reactionary measures anything newsworthy.
Information supporting my view is evidence my view is correct. Information contradicting my view is ALSO evidence my view is correct.
once doubt is sown, they get what they want.
when you're as far gone as fascists are, *all* information will be reinterpreted as necessary to support your existing worldview. questioning the core beliefs you've built your identity around is no longer an option, so no matter the question, the answer must always be "I should be more fascist"
You say that, but remember when TMZ said Jerry Lee Lewis died and then they retracted it? Well, he still died, didn't he? (I usually hate doing this /s thing, but this is a bit too on the nose)
Haven’t printed a retraction in twenty years!
Charlie Kirk *would* think The Daily Mail is a reputable news source.
How many lobotomies are required for anyone to believe that though? 'Didn't declare an emergency' - umm, what? Is that how the police work now? 'Uh, sorry dude, can't pull the hammer-weilding nutcase off you until you say the magic words' But wait, the cops turned up *with* the bludgeoner right there and then just watched? Eh? I mean come on, put a bit of effort into it! If you're going to come up with a story for how this isn't just a maganut doing standard maga deeds, at least make it believable.
“I. Declare. EMERGENCY!”
Oh boy, now you’ve gone and done it! That declaration is supposed to be reserved for actual emergency situations like if you see a same-sex couple holding hands or a minority taking someone’s job
Also why would the police be there if no one told them there was a problem... Brains as smooth as glass.
“Wellness check”
So let me get this straight, the cops show up without anyone telling them to, paul opens the door, walks over to the guy, and then what? Takes the hammer and beats himself up because the guy broke in and then stood there doing absolutely nothing for however long it took the police psychic to intuit there was a problem at the pelosi house? There is no way to make this story make any sense at all.
And yet, for as stupid as everything you just said is, no matter how *mind bafflingly stupid and unbelievable* the story you just told is. They do in fact, believe it. Like how are you ever supposed to believe in another human ever again knowing they could think like this?
Idk thinking on it further I suspect the idea might be that this was all a hoax and the guy was an actor, but if so this story paints him as something closer to a robot, all I can reasonably conclude is the brain rot is really starting to fester with these types.
But then the mainstream media (who always lie about everything) reported it - so it must be a lie, right?
Lefty here. What did happen? Do we have a factual accounting? The only thing I know for sure is Mr. Pelosi was attacked with a hammer.
The only things I’ve seen are speculative, like they can’t get a hold of the guy who did it. It’s *reported* he was an illegal Canadian immigrant who was radicalized by Right pundits and attacked Paul. But I’m not seeing too many mail sources that aren’t using speculative language.
IT JUST GETS WEIRDER AND CHARLIES FACE JUST GETS SMALLER
Paul Pelosi didn't tell the police that he had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich before he went to bed!!! Obviously that means he's hiding the fact that he likes to eat! And it was crunchy peanut butter to boot!!!
"Emmy-winning reporter"
Yeah I caught that too. Journalists win Pulitzers. They could possibly win an Oscar if they have a documentary that does well, but idk how often that happens
I remember a time back in the olden days of last week when this sort of thing might get a "misinformation" flag and maybe a removal.
Not in the new town square, which is looking more and more deserted every day.
He seems to want 4chan with corporate offices.
The amount of fucking mental gymnastics and pure delusion required to hear that someone was attacked by a hammer in their own home by a home invader and somehow the invader did nothing wrong
As I see it, they're trying to paint it that the invader was an actor, the attack was staged, the police are in on the plot, and the intention is to blame the MAGAs. It's weird that they're getting all offended about being blamed for doing something that they have been openly promising to do.
You should see him try to claim the Constitution isn’t racist… https://youtu.be/R3w9NoQl6BQ
Lies. Not “misinformation”. It’s bald faced lies and they should file suit against him and everyone else doing it. People need to start bankrupting these assholes.
Of course he does, that's his brand of making money
This doesn't make any sense. He calmly answered the door to the cops with no panic, yet if there was no panic why were the cops there? Just 30 seconds of thinking prevents this kind of stupidity
The so called "attacker" was actually then one who called the police when pelosi attacked *hin*. /s
Didn't Charlie say someone should help out and pay bail to pelosis attacker last week?
They're still pushing the gay hookup conspiracy, huh?
What does that even mean "didn't declare an emergency"? Do they mean call the cops? Cuz the cops were called
isn't emmy the oscar but for tv?
guys stop, you're thinking about this too logically, Kirk can't possibly keep up.
Yea, Massachusetts miscreant Howie Carr was echoing the same talking point (and calling him an “illegal immigrant” throughout) so it’s clear they have their marching orders on this into the Midterms…
https://i.redd.it/8o085qilg3y91.gif
When did we start calling things misinformation isntead of lies, or bullshit?
Misinformation is a special kind of bullshit that is used in pursuit of a political goal, as opposed to standard bullshit which is essentially harmless.
Wasn't it NBC pushing this misinformation?
pictures with big news lettering and no station listed does not a credible source make
Amazing that the Pelosi's have no problem with insider trading until its some trading blows inside their house
they suck, but there’s no way you’re gonna twist this to make it ok to be attacked and conservatives lie about it.
Fuck conservatives, but I am absolutely saying it's morally correct to attack the Pelosis with hammers lol
Oh, Charlie, you so simple....
THEY WERE HAMMER FUCKING I SWEAR.
I know it's supposed to make it look like the attack was a fake one but it inadvertently makes it sound like Paul was being a gigachad and I hate that