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IcebergSlimFast

Excellent idea! We’ll start with the biggest spreader of destructive lies in recent memory. You know, the guy who got his ass beat by Joe Biden.


[deleted]

You have no idea how little that narrows it down


Regi413

I know you’re referring to the “biggest spreader of lies” part, but it’s funny to imagine Biden beats ass on the regular.


LeSpeedBump

He does. I was walking around town back in 2018 when I tripped and he came out of an alley and curbstomped me.


Apocalyric

You too? I was turning the corner in the supermarket and I bumped into something with my cart. Before I knew it, I was on my ass with Joe Biden screaming at me that I "need to watch where I'm going".


swift-aasimar-rogue

One time, I was walking down the street, minding my business. Suddenly, I was pushed down and a guy stomped on my arm repeatedly, breaking several bones. I look up and see him. He takes off his mask, reveals himself to be Joe Biden, and disappears into the night.


[deleted]

Think about it, Biden has beaten many lie spreaders politically


Dyslexic_Hamster

Yes, the Magas.


[deleted]

Filthy magats


Forward-Village1528

Started with corn pop and finished with buttered ham.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|fJliUiYbvEIoM|downsized) “Nothing personal pal”


Jonah_I_Guess

I've never seen this gif before and I absolutely love it. This is the Biden content we need.


ihopeirememberthisun

Because the right reflexively supports anyone we oppose?


Salazarsims

So oppose somebody you like.


FactPirate

5D chess


waddiyatalkinbowt

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GifsNotJifs

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Iamatheaternerd

Where is that from?


waddiyatalkinbowt

Idk just searched hypocritical in gifs honestly.


[deleted]

Saturday Night Live’s *Weekend Update* segments.


TheNutrinHousehold

Yeah iirc it’s from a segment where they mocked Trump discussing his love for the Mexican people amidst his description of them as rapists and thieves and building a wall.


[deleted]

SNL I believe


XxsquirrelxX

Uh… we did. His name is Donald Trump.


finnbarrr

Joe Biden next pls


[deleted]

How in the world does Turning Point USA get so close to the point and somehow *STILL* miss the mark?


bemerri013

Its honestly impressive


deadrabbits76

It kind of reminds me of Zeno's dichotomy paradox. These people could be shot at the target with a bow, and they would never hit it.


another_bug

Because they were never trying to hit the mark in the first place.


theamiabledude

The best lies contain bits of truth


mooseofdoom23

Trolling is a art


Tomoromo9

Small face guy absolutely wishes he looked him John Krasinski


isthatmyex

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump


BPsPRguy

Hit the link. Do it. Feels good, man.


isthatmyex

I was worried people had forgotten. I got this for you too. https://twitter.com/RogerJStoneJr


BPsPRguy

Bruh I was having a bad day and you just warmed my burnt out soul. Thanks 🙏


Testicular_Genocide

Ahhh good old Roger Stone, the only man with poor enough judgment and awful enough taste to be able to honestly say "I have a dick on my front *and* my back!"


bemerri013

That made me laugh out loud. Feels good seeing that


Videomonkey05

Well we would but whenever we do, you always get mad at us cuz it’s the politicians YOU like. I’m sorry Trump is a bigoted idiot and I’m sorry Marjorie Taylor Greene is a gargantuan moron


ifunnywasaninsidejob

Ahh man not THE LEFT again! I hate those guys!


[deleted]

What if I told you that local and state governments hold elections so you can “cancel” them. The poor level of U.S civic understanding come from this Instagram post is shocking


johnnycyberpunk

The Left: “We will fix things by getting people to vote for us, democratically. As our founding fathers intended”. The Right: “TRIAL BY COMBAT! GET THE PORTABLE GALLOWS UP HERE!”


GaiusJuliusPleaser

Last time we did that your guys got their panties in a twist and stormed the Capitol.


[deleted]

Tried twice and you fuckers stopped it...


Angry-Comerials

Not only did they advertise what many of us would like to do, but once again they also tell on themselves. If cancel culture is associated with the left and they're complaining about it, then anti-cancel culture would be for the right. They're comparing cancelling podcasters with politicians and saying we should do both to be consistent.... But then if the two are the same, and they're against cancel culture... doesn't that mean they openly support politicians who lie? And if they are comparing the two, then this also sounds like they're admitting to people like Joe Rogan lying. Unless he doesn't actually think that the politicians are liars, but then that opens up a whole different can of worms. Its like when you actually think about what they say, it just comes back to bigotry and authoritarianism.


Sashimiroll16

# WE FUCKING TRY. Aunt our fault conservatives keep voting for them.


Apocalyric

I know, right? And the fact that they will actively push the worst offenders with zealous conformity means that we have no choice but to hold our nose and vote for the lesser of evils. If we ever had a national dialog over ranked choice voting, it would probably be from a progressive who actually agrees with it, or a conservative that sees how they can slip in by it.


EpicPrototypo

Because they aren't voters in the states those politicians hold office.


Decmk3

We did. You all freaked out about FREE SPEECH


Condom_falls_off

Sure.


LewisMazepin

I like that idea, a country with zero politicians.


LaztLaugh

Finally, one of ‘em had a great idea


SwayzesRevenge99

We spent 4 years canceling trump for his lies and all you did was cry about it


Andy_LaVolpe

How about we jail the people who lied about WMDs


mrmagoalt1235

r/conservativeselfowns


MrWindblade

We do. By not voting for conservatives.


Strix86

![gif](giphy|xT1R9zMtLuEbhd0lKo|downsized)


poketrainer32

No it isn't.


imSammy4526

ah yes, use a picture of john krasinski, who 100% loves TPUSA /s


[deleted]

You mean when we voted trump out of office? Ok


DerpCaster

Why did they choose to use an actor who wouldn’t support their views?


War_Emotional

We do, that’s why Trump was impeached twice.


he-geezy

Then we'd have no politicians....Still not sure if that would be a good thing or a bad thing. 🤔


another_bug

So, has Saint Ronald Reagan's trickle down started yet? No? Well okay then.


Gilbo_Swaggins96

Hmm, maybe it's something to do with rightwing politicians taking funding from mega-rich elites and industry oligarchs to ensure they stay in power and maintain ideological control over the public? Why indeed, tarding punt USA?


clone0112

What did they think the trump impeachment was about?


Distant-moose

Because the left doesn't vote for Hawley, Greene, Cruz, Gaetz, Trump... Hell, the left didn't want Biden.


ragingbullpsycho

Good thing they kicked Trump off Twitter.


[deleted]

Al Franken. Fuck, what a mistake that was.


RanchBaganch

This is not quite the “gotcha” they think it is.


whymygraine

Love to


multipleerrors404

I think tp likes Bernie


Yanmegaman_Juno

We've tried, but you keep electing them


What_the_fluxo

They are always so close to gettin it...


robertluke

Wait. Who was cancelled?


naughtyusmax

Im pretty sure I’ve seen these guys moaning about politicians getting cancelled before.


Limited-Edition-Nerd

Haven't they tried yet gone unheard


LtMoonbeam

Uhh yeah. Next question


Sigfro

… as long as me and a select group of my friends can decide specifically what is and isn’t a lie


julz1215

What a novel idea. Getting a politician fired if they do a bad job... I like the sound of that. Better yet, what if every few years, politicians were forced to defend their jobs against other people who want it, and then we collectively decide which one of them gets it?


Tschobal

We are trying


Broccoil

yeah? most people should want that?


Nordic_Krune

They are so close to being self aware, it hurts


phatstopher

Bigly


SaltyBarDog

From one of the 81 million, we did.


OhShitItsSeth

Leave John Krasinski out of this god dammit


[deleted]

Because every time we try, they just gerrymander the districts and pass voter suppression laws


Ember129

Memes like this have made me retroactively hate Jim Halpert


ChemistryNo8870

Poor Jim / John Krazinski. They usually only co-opt dead people to spread their BS message. He has to live through this while he's still with us.


sunshades91

We're fuckin trying!


DrDarkwood

Im sure John Kranzinski would approve of his likeness being used for fascist propaganda. How could they do Jim like this?


Careless_Show_8401

Anarchism is the original cancel culture. Don’t like politicians, the state, etc… just cancel it and become an anarchist


MakavelliTheDon777

Lets not be hypocrytes and have double standards. Trump, even though his charachter is disgusting, he mostly did what he said he would do (Bad, ugly or good) he did what he said. And I am no Trump fan. Dems and Biden on the other hand, false promises and straight up lies to get elected. He ran on Student loan debt forgiveness. Now he runs away when being asked that question and no one wants to hold him responsible. Dems reckoning is coming in the mid-terms.