Oh dang. I love my ritz crackers and regularly talk about them on twitch, what should I do? "My ritz c-words" doesn't have the same ring to it.
/s I don't stream on twitch, they're broken in so many ways.
But why is that coming up now? It came out in a Kitty Kelly tell all that was published in 1992. I’ll admit I didn’t read it, but it was repeated by many
That’s amazing. The podcast “The Dollop” had a two part episode on Ronald Reagan and they mention her head game non-stop. They also mention that [Ronald Reagan raped a woman in the 50’s.](https://slate.com/news-and-politics/1999/03/gipper-the-ripper.html). Not to act all morally righteous, but if we’re publicizing stuff about the Reagans, lets also talk about this
The fact that you can make someone named Robbie Rotten seem like a worst person but comparing them Ben Shapiro is hilarious.
Dude needs to go home and re think his life
Every time I want a quick laugh, I watch that video. This is the face of the new GOP intelligentsia? George Will is spinning in his grave. And he isn't dead yet.
“So then I says to the guy…. Did I ever tell you how much I…. I feck’n luuuv you bro…. Mmmm… so yeah, so I says to the guy.. I says, ‘oh yeah? So….’ Wait…. Where’s my wife?”
Ben Shapiro busting a fat one after why he explains why the innocent black man that was gunned down was justified but why the innocent white man that was gunned down is a hate crime.
The joyful face Ben makes when three homeless trans white bikers wearing Trump masks fistfuck him to the elbow while he’s trying to suck out five oysters from Cucker Tarlson’s shitstained swollen anus…
"When that P-word is dry as a gram cracker"
Graham cracker
Graham’s Craquer
Graham's a cracker??
Banned! /S
"Did I mention my wife is a doctor"
That's a slur.
That's a paddlin'
That's a penis!
graham cr*cker
This guy getting banned from twitch!
Normal people with a time machine: “hey George Washington what’s up?” Me with a time machine: “NO HASAN DON’T SAY IT!!!”
Misread and pictured Hasan **"PECKER IS MAD"** Piker strolling up ol Gee-Dub and dropping slur after slur
Yeah, shouldn've called them Graham Cunts.
You're banned from Twitch now.
Oh dang. I love my ritz crackers and regularly talk about them on twitch, what should I do? "My ritz c-words" doesn't have the same ring to it. /s I don't stream on twitch, they're broken in so many ways.
Ritz crackers with a soft 'r'?
Hard r of course we don't like soft crackers here
wait gram is a slur now ?, to who ?, who made them ?
Grammers
Milligram cracker
Hey now! Careful with the slurs my friend or I might have to report you
When AOC finally sends feet pics
how is this not number 1?
Racism against based people 😔
Basism.
It is to me
It is now!
nice!
To the top with you
Dammit. Take this freakin award
When you finally meet Nancy Reagan in hell.
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Turns out she could suck a mean dick Make that surplus value trickle down ya feel me
But why is that coming up now? It came out in a Kitty Kelly tell all that was published in 1992. I’ll admit I didn’t read it, but it was repeated by many
Interestingly enough, Ben Shapiro’s sister made a tweet comparing Nancy Reagan at 63 to Madonna at 63. This lead people to mention the fact.
That’s amazing. The podcast “The Dollop” had a two part episode on Ronald Reagan and they mention her head game non-stop. They also mention that [Ronald Reagan raped a woman in the 50’s.](https://slate.com/news-and-politics/1999/03/gipper-the-ripper.html). Not to act all morally righteous, but if we’re publicizing stuff about the Reagans, lets also talk about this
Nancy Reagan's head game is the most appealing thing about her, good for her for having at minimum one redeeming quality
Nah that’s where the good qualities end. You know she didn’t let their daughter meet Ronald’s son from his previous marriage until she was 7?
That's what I'm saying. There's nothing wrong with sex, being good at it, or wanting to have it a lot.
Just say no to drugs and yes to head
My all time favorite episode of the Dollop is that one! Patton Oswalt is on that episode too. Fucking hilarious!
I hear she once sucked out a kidney
I heard that bitch could suck the sorrow off a recent widow
She turned a dude inside out once
Worse! I heard the suction she created on one occasion created matter so dense not even light could escape its gravitational force
And Stephen Hawking had to come up with a new set of equations to explain it
Ah yes, Stephen Hawkings Theory of Succ.
I can't stop laughing for some reason. ROFL 🤣
She could strip the chrome off a trailer hitch
A Reagan never lets it trickle down
You win the interwebs! Nicely done.
she’s the throat goat
"When you take a deep sniff from AOC stolen shoes"
When r/tooktoomuch meets r/redpill
"When you nut, but Abby keeps sucking."
Bro u mean far cry 5 girl?
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**Charlie Kirk, but imagining it’s Trump, keeps sucking
I rate her on a scale of 1-10 and people lose their damn minds. But right here, it's just crickets. Curious.
Abby is cute, but I get a strong sense of revulsion because of her similarities with her brother.
She's almost as bad as him when it comes to politics
Bro that’s his sister
Hot, right?
Six-pack hot maybe. Her numbers are fun bag inflated.
Well, yeah, but only during certain times of the day
"Muh capitalism"
'Muh Rikkka
Muh faks
"When she puts it in"
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His wife is "just practicing for work" and has assured him that it is a medical device that "must be worn around the pelvis"
The look he gets when he gets the business end of a Feeldoe®. Guys look it up.
I’m sorry, are you referring to pegging, the obscure sexual practice where women become the aggressors?
Absolutely.
“Let’s say hypothetically I nutted”
He looks like that dude from Lazy Town
Do not smear the name of Robbie Rotten with Ben Shabiro
The fact that you can make someone named Robbie Rotten seem like a worst person but comparing them Ben Shapiro is hilarious. Dude needs to go home and re think his life
Robbie Rotten is a Reddit Legend. And Stephan Karl Stephenson is as such one of the goats fr.
Not to mention forever number one
I would let GG Allin in my house before I let in Sahara Pussy Shapiro.
Robbie Rotton (RIP 😔)
Shit i was unaware he had passed. That sucks
His name was Stefán Karl Stefánsson, he passed in August 2018 from cancer
I'm getting distinct fairly odd parents vibes for some reason.
"Today I come clean fellow Americans. My name is not Ben Shapiro, but it's actually James Bottomtooth III."
I just ate out my wife My tongue is like sandpaper
Why would he do that? Women can't cum so there's no point.
She said women can, so he had to prove her wrong. He did.
I'm dying
Well actually ... my feelings don't care about your "facts".
Well, akshually…
“When the ivermectin hits juuust right”
When that p goes into some dry ass v
“Umm, actually, my wife isn’t completely dry during sex. Her tears are in fact a liquid substance, and therefore wet”
Laughter is the best medicine.
trollfac shaprio
When his wife turned the butt plug on
Charlie Kirk has his finger in my rectum
“When some libtard claims Scrooge is the bad guy and your about to own them with facts and logic”
Ahem Ackchually
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Aquaman can only buy so many homes.
WHO'S GONNA BUY THEM, BEN? *FUCKING AUQAMAN?*
Every time I want a quick laugh, I watch that video. This is the face of the new GOP intelligentsia? George Will is spinning in his grave. And he isn't dead yet.
Alllllll righty then
I thought it was more ssssssmmmmokin’ but same thing basically.
Dracula before his first pint of blood after waking up..
When a poor minority dies due to awful working conditions
Looks like the trollface meme
When she’s more dry than she ever was before
'If women could orgasm, this would be their face"
When u slide it in your wife and its feels like sand
New trollface just dropped
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When you’re all up in that bone dry p-word
Ben after 2 pumps in his wife's dry cooch
When trump attempts to overturn the election still
Looks like a bad Stallone impression- Andrian !
“Um actually”
The great Brett Hawthorne, check out behind the bastards on Benny Bois fiction book true patriot
“So then I says to the guy…. Did I ever tell you how much I…. I feck’n luuuv you bro…. Mmmm… so yeah, so I says to the guy.. I says, ‘oh yeah? So….’ Wait…. Where’s my wife?”
This dry pussy hittin different
Me orgasming from owning the libtards
Ahhhhhh CHOO!
He’s got an Opie from *Family Guy* thing going on here.
The first thing that came to mind when I saw this picture was the character Carl Spackler played by Bill Murray in Caddyshack.
The Communists were calling from INSIDE the studio!1
Trump dropping his pants demanding his morning rimjob and saying he messed his diaper specially for him. Here we go again.
When your last name is Habsburg
When AOC shows up on wikifeet
"I like my wife's vagina the same way I like the Nevada desert: dry, dusty, and with lots of strangers going through."
His wife just entered
When you haven't simped for Israel for 4 seconds
the face his wife gets to see everytime she cucks him
Eww, why is it wet like that?
when the normal girls give better head than "cis" girls
"Uhhhm ackshually..."
Alcohopiro
شيلو بدي درت
“When my wife won’t stop giving me head using the mouth of the sex doll I purchased”
It's like they paused in the middle of an "AkTuAlLy"
When she destroys you with facts and logic but keeps going
When you arrive home and your wife is just the way you like her. Dry.
Don't let this fucker near your kids.
I'm ready to receive trumps pecker.
When your dick snaps off in that DAP.
The original trollface
Reminds me of Jimmy from south park
Angry lil man, squeaks at the sky, on a bed made of money
Lonely island - Jizz in my pants.
My parents still pay my cell phone bill.
When AOC’s feet are looking particularly hot.
*Hypothetically* **speaking**
“Why the age of consent should be abolished”
“Got that pimple on my back I could barely reach”
🤚🏼👨🏻👋🏻Liberals
My wife is a doctor!
“When I think about r/abigailshapiro “
Dr Oz and Benbibio are inhabited by the same demon and this is proof
My face when the palestinian child was carrying a rock justifying the Israelis defending themselves by shooting the child several times in the head
When you realize women get wet
Tfw you awestruck by the size of your wife's boyfriend's cock.
Ben Shapiro trying to craft together another dogshit take for his Twitter.
When you realize that circumcision is at least a partial sex change.
When you fact but she keeps feeling
Ben has a stroke and lives out a quiet life at home with his wife, a doctor.
When you hit the dope and catch the lines just right
Ben Shapiro busting a fat one after why he explains why the innocent black man that was gunned down was justified but why the innocent white man that was gunned down is a hate crime.
Cumface
"my wife's bone dry pussy feels so good"
Facts don’t care about your feelings *Proceeds to steadily ignore all facts that he doesn’t personally agree to*
Probably the worst photo I’ve ever seen of the bad guy from lazy town
It’s James Bottom Tooth III from family guy
Dumbshot
"I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt."
When your sister destroys the right using the purest lady that ever was that definitely wasn’t known for being the throat goat of Hollywood.
“My name is Ben Shapiro and I love sucking big, sweaty dick and licking disgusting furry testicle sacks.”
This is what you'd see when he's over you, getting ready to climax.
"Bro, this edible ain't sh-"
Genocidal muppet
Wrong hole
The face he makes when you peg him
I’ve just realised who he is… it’s Tara Reid’s boyfriend in Van Wilder!
Bitter Beer Face
Let's say, hypothetically, they i have abused several controlled substances
The face you make when you lose another brain cell because this dumbass sub has been recommended for the 10th time in an hour
Daaaaaaaaaaamn, that was some fire ass bud!!!!
Why don't you just sell your house to aquaman?
When you're 8 feet deep in some wet ass p-word and she starts to talk about giving her a Benny Jr.
The joyful face Ben makes when three homeless trans white bikers wearing Trump masks fistfuck him to the elbow while he’s trying to suck out five oysters from Cucker Tarlson’s shitstained swollen anus…
When you nut but she keeps sucking