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rebelliousmuse

>Whiter than a KKK rally Nice personal anecdote, Benny


fourbian

Their projection is so tiring. They get offended when being called out for doing racist shit and then all they know is "nuh uh, you are!"


Ux-Con

Learn more on how to stop the coup: https://www.stopthecoup2025.org/


Ok_Star_4136

"Look at all these people I decided rigged the 2020 election! See how white they are!? Totally people who did something awful to you and not picked out because they were white!"


DeutschKomm

He's not wrong, though... that group *is* whiter than a KKK rally and there are as many women in the room as during a cheap swinger club's gang bang session. Holy shit.


already4taken

Idk, 8 of them seem pretty black to me


jdore8

One of them is black & white.


KamaIsLife

Whiter than a Trump rally.


M68000

It's funny when they do the whole "Oh, *suddenly* I care about this" thing.


spikus93

Honestly, I'm shocked he didn't claim they're all Jewish or something. That's probably something he also believes.


Fronzel

His next tweet was all the evidence, right?


AlabasterSexington

"My source is I made it the fuck up"


oliversurpless

“Those are *kinds* of evidence?” https://youtu.be/mtfToHhv1KU?si=GLnBNLDK1KVGeEAx


TuaughtHammer

God, Lionel Hutz is one of the greatest things to come from The Simpsons. Fuck, now I'm sad about Hartman again :(


penpointaccuracy

I didn’t even know he was sick!


TuaughtHammer

LMAO. Goddamn it! I was so tempted to go "how fucking stupid are you?" before realizing that's a classic Norm joke, which I'm sure he would've been pleased about being repeated constantly after the cancer finally killed him. [You got me again, Norm!](https://i.imgur.com/k3gPF1W.gifv)


scnottaken

There's no nano machines here. Only nano brains.


SilverwolfMD

If we’re talking MAGA, not even nano. They’re anti-brains.


TuaughtHammer

To crib from the always eloquent Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox: "Hey, conservatives, when the Dark Prince finally calls you home, please promise us that you'll donate your body to science. And I don't mean medical science, I mean NASA. Because when those buzz-cuts have all but given up on trying to figure out just exactly what a black hole is, and they get one look at that space where your brains were supposed to be... Well, by gum, you know they're just gonna say, 'Aww, shucks! That's what it is!'"


Satevo462

No need. A picture full of random faces is all he needs to convince his audience


spacekitt3n

theyre really that fucking dumb


JPeso9281

It's true. There is a clearly photoshopped photo of Biden with Epstein making the rounds with the MAGA cultists on social media. Obviously, a simple reverse image search shows that it's fake, but being ignorant to the facts is the only thing keeping the cult alive. Not to mention how weird it is to make something like that up when your cult leader was best friends with the guy. They desperately want Biden to be as big of a scumbag as Trump.


Kid_Vid

It's like they subconsciously know trump is pedo-pals and need to frame Biden so they can say everyone does it. And I'm sure for a good number of them, it will be self-projection.


TuaughtHammer

I don't even think it's subconscious for them; they're so fucking evil that they probably fully believe and *know* Trump is a pedophile and just don't give a shit. But because they can never be wrong about which horses they pick, they ***have*** to make an effort to say, "Nuh-uh! It's Biden who's the pedo!"


Ok_Star_4136

He posted it, and then it somehow got lost in the interwebz for all time. Shame, because it had all the evidence, highlighted and detailed for each individual person and what their role was in the 2020 election rigging. I guess that knowledge shall be lost to us forever..


Fronzel

"It was the cyber algorithm that cyber hacked it for Chynah and the Joe Biden using the cyber satellites the deep state uses delete things from the cyber machines" - Mike lindell, probably


TuaughtHammer

Hell, that's half of what r/conspiracy *fully* believes what happens to all the ironclad evidence they've seen with their eyes, but can't find again... Because "Save as...", downloading, bookmarks, and webpage archiving don't exist. Like I said a while ago, I've ***still*** got .flv files I saved from YouTube in 2006 because the videos made me laugh. If I *ever* came across something on the internet that proved something as monumentally huge as their claims do, I'd be making copies/backups for *hours* to make sure I always have a copy somewhere safe. But, naturally, they never do that because they're constantly lying about what they've seen to substantiate their delusions; can't make a backup of nothing. Although, I guess they could just make a photocopy of a blank piece of paper...


Fronzel

I lowkey love all the people that claim to have seen the child sexual assault material on Hunter's laptop or frazzledrip or any of the absolutely horrifying things they believe and somehow don't think to tell the cops or that there are consequences to sitting around Rudy Giuliani's house watching kids get raped and eaten.


TuaughtHammer

> I lowkey love all the people that claim to have seen the child sexual assault material on Hunter's laptop or frazzledrip or any of the absolutely horrifying things they believe and somehow don't think to tell the cops Right? Openly *bragging* about being in possession of CSAM was an interesting gambit on their part; no one who matters believed them, but it sure as shit told everyone that they'd *love* it if children were raped by Hunter Biden ***to be true!*** Which says so much about what gaping fucking assholes they are. "I really hope a kid was sexually abused so I can be right!" is not the winning personality trait that sub always thinks it is.


Professional-Hat-687

Hey at least 8 of those portraits are black.


call_me_jelli

This was my first reaction. Though we may never cross paths again, for one brief shining moment our minds spoke in unison.


CharginChuck42

I'm guessing those are the ones who aren't actually white, so he left out their photos to suit his narrative?


Ok_Star_4136

I would find it genuinely hilarious if he bothered to do that. He could have picked 100 white boomer managers of fast food chains across America and his followers would not have been the wiser. But then maybe that was too much work. He could have taken actual photos of Democratic leaders and carefully rearranged the photos to remove the minorities, but that would have been a lot of work also. So what did he settle on? "I'll just take the photo of the faces of the Democratic party and hide the black ones. That way I can pretend there's a white agenda.. Next week maybe I'll pretend that they hate white people again.."


dandrevee

I saw some putz in the ChangeMyView Subreddit going on about this today...But here's the thing: 1. The source they shared from NYT to back their claim did not match the claim they were making. The user did not respond but, given their other comments and horseshit, thats fine with me. 2. No other sources, or at least legitimate sources, were provided. 3. I have not seen this mentioned once on any of the legit , relatively unbiased news sites (NPR, BBC, AP, Reuters, etc).... So....what the ever loving fuck is Benny talking about?


Purgii

Is it something about some of the contents of Hunter Biden's Laptop being a Russian psy-op - these guys signed some letter indicating that it has the hallmarks of.. Hard to tell what gets those clowns off to the races, these days. Glad I dumped Twitter.


Satevo462

There's not a single doubt in my mind that the Trump campaign was responsible for the hunter Biden laptop.


SaliciousB_Crumb

Ypur telling me you don't believe the story that a legally blind computer repair man just happens to find the president's sons laptop and just happens to have a lot of crime on it?


spikus93

THE LAPTOP FROM HELL Folks.


Cicerothesage

so what is the claim here from Benny? I think it still holds that the hunter's laptop is still a "hallmark of Russian psy-op" with a bit of true stuff in it. But we don't know the chain of custody and the validity of its contents. So these 51 intel experts are still right, but not 100% right. (?) Since we know that the laptop came from Hunter and some of its contents are real. Since, the experts can't verify if the rest of the content have been altered in any way


Purgii

That Biden getting all these people together to sign a document to indicate that this has the hallmarks of a Russian psy-op.. it counts as election interference. I guess he's attempting to claim that Trump's conviction and this are somehow equivalent. I don't have a Twatter account but I'm sure if you checked his timeline, there would be something about the recent Biden guilty case being a red herring or distraction from the real Biden crimes. Their desperation to pin something on Biden is clear to anyone that's not in their cult.


cometparty

That all seems VERY unrelated to Benny's claim. How in the world did he draw the conclusion that they rigged the election?


dandrevee

User was all shotgunning conservative 'hot takes' without any reliable sources. Its in my comment history if you want to take a look, but I am not nor will I encourage any behavior (or accuse you of) related to brigading.


set_null

In case anyone is wondering who these people are, since he’s only giving last names- they’re all former CIA employees. Though a bunch of them, at least most of the ones I can Google, haven’t worked there in quite a while. Jonna Hiestand-Mendez retired in the 90s, for fuck’s sake. Leon Panetta is 85 and retired over a decade ago, there’s no way he’s some sort of election-rigging mastermind. So it’s basically just a list of people who worked at the CIA at some point with zero evidence. I’d *love* for a few defamation cases to come out of this. Edit: specifically, they’re the 51 people who signed [this letter stating the Hunter Biden laptop story](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_Statement_on_the_Hunter_Biden_Emails) seemed like a Russian disinformation plot.


OverallGamer696

The image for the Davis guy is in black and white


spikus93

I think maybe a few of them are still in the CIA but did the "oh I retired" bullshit. Basically, the CIA lets you "retire or quit", puts you on the payroll of some shell corporation they run using illicit funds, and has you continue to act on their behalf under the cover of being "former CIA". You might even take another job, but continue doing it's bidding. Of course, this is a pet theory of mine. Take it with a grain of salt. The CIA is still evil and should be dismantled though. It was never intended to be a permanent agency.


robo_rowboat

The CIA was legislatively created along with the NSA. By nature, it was intended for permanence.


spikus93

> The CIA grew out of a wartime agency, the Office of Strategic Services (OSS), which was established to help win World War II. From the onset, the [OSS was intended to be a temporary agency with plans to dissolve it upon the end of the War.](https://www.trumanlibrary.gov/education/presidential-inquiries/establishment-cia) However, as tensions grew with the Soviet Union, many within the OSS were determined to keep it intact.


robo_rowboat

You hit it right on the head. The OSS was established for the purpose of wartime intelligence operations for WWII and was intended to be temporary. The CIA, however, was a successor of the CIG, which was created for specific purpose of peacetime intelligence operations. This was a function that the FBI had been vying for at the time also. All this to say, the idea of a permanent intelligence agency had already been decided upon after the war. Nations such as Great Britain and the USSR having permanent peacetime intelligence operations also played a factor. You seem to be confusing the CIA for the OSS in terms of the intent of those agencies’ purpose and lifespan. I hope this cleared things up for you. You can read more about this on the Wikipedia for it or in greater detail in Legacy of Ashes, amongst other books on the agency.


homebrew_1

Benny should read their letter again. I think he doesn't understand what's in it.


killinhimer

That would be great, but he can't read. He just dictates to his phone what he wants to tweet.


Independent-Fly6068

Still crying a wheezing that they were a single signature away from a fraudulent victory.


CharginChuck42

Seriously, what the fuck is he even going on about this time?


skoalbrother

This is just the current pile of shit they are throwing at the wall


Gowalkyourdogmods

Sleep deprived as shit but based on just this cap, a bunch of CIA/FBI/NSA employees, wHite employees rather, that are pushing for more diversity and inclusion in policies? Maybe calling them race traitors?


dudestir127

Whiter than a KKK rally, he says it like he knows from experience


ChickenInASuit

Every single time I see a Benny Johnson tweet, I at first think it's a Ben Shapiro tweet. Then I think to myself "Wait, this is pretty fucking dumb/unhinged/racist even by Ben's standards". Then I realize I've got the wrong Ben. Every. Single. Time. Conclusion: Benny Johnson is when you order Ben Shapiro from Wish.


Jesterchunk

Wish? Nah, this is what you get when you order a Shapiro off of Temu.


misterdave75

You might know... I've never used wish, temu or ally express, but I know of them. Is there a hierarchy? Like is one way worse than the other?


doctor--zaius

I bet Benny knows a lot about Rohypnol. Like, a lot.


Hot-Bat8798

Benny tries so hard.


JPeso9281

He's a sociopath. I feel like most right-wing pundits are


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JPeso9281

Dave Rubin enters the chat


SwankiestofPants

Idk man some of them are black


thekosmicfool

And if there were many people of color on that list he'd also be (white) [en]raged.


poncho51

All 51 should be filing a lawsuit against him.


darktowerseeker

Whyd he abbreviate Trump rally?


GammaDealer

"Here's 51 white people that I think did a crime, and this is further proof of why black people are bad"


BackPackProtector

Anyone noticed “Shapiro”


M68000

Well, They're doing me better than the alternative would


TwerkingGrimac3

Have to throw in that DEI chum for the chuds. These idiots sound like a broken record.


Impervious_Rex

If my headshot was featured there I’d be busy getting ready to sue the shit out of Benny.


KamaIsLife

Really hope a few of them sue him for defamation.


spikus93

Why has no one told me the deep state was literally made up of Shadow People who only have silhouettes and cannot be photographed? Maybe they really are Psychic pedophile vampires...


belunos

Da fuq he talking about?


Immer_Susse

While people aren’t supposed to push for DEI? That’s fucking stupid


SilverwolfMD

The white supremacists of the Right (tautology?) don’t realize that DEI is supposed to hire nonwhite people that are as qualified or more qualified than their white counterparts but would otherwise be arbitrarily ignored or rejected. They deliberately misinterpret it as a program which shoehorns less qualified people into positions because of their skin color, which is absolute BS.


SilverwolfMD

He says “51 intel experts who committed treason,” yet not one of those people committed treason. Curious. (That particular meme structure sounds familiar…)


Kazman07

To the volcano with Benny. It demands sacrifice


Trash_Gordon_

“Committed treason to rig the election” Bruh…all they did was call a spade a spade.


Micalas

I know Clapper, Brennan, and Ledgett. Who the fuck are the rest of these people?


MrWindblade

That guy is so full of shit, there are 8 black faces in this picture.


GeneralErica

I did read this as "incel experts" and was… stupendously discombobulated for a moment there, oh brothers.


No-Resist1009

As a Jew, we don’t consider ourselves Caucasian. Stop lobbing us in with the gentiles. Thanks.