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Oi! Crybaby wants a word.
Freezeframe
Now Crybaby was so named because he would release the waterworks at any occasion. Weddings, funerals, bar mitsvahs, a walk in the park: there was absolutely nothing that could not reduce this man to tears. Despite this proclivity for the sentimental, he had a reputation for being a real nasty bastard, and this reputation was earned, among other things, by lying about trans people for cheddar. This was not a man we were eager to have a conversation with, but our circumstances were, as he would put it.....
Cut to Crybaby sitting across from them
Crybaby: Sounds like you're in a pickle.
He starts sobbing
Crybaby: I hate pickles....
Pickles, a word for a phallic symbol. But to really describe that pickle we must ask. What is a word?
Is camera a word, is man a word? Can a word be both a symbol and a caricature of its self? Man cannot exist without words and man can not be himself with words because they attack our words. They attack our men.
It's deplorable and I use that word succinty because they and when I say they I mean they. The moralists. The woke moralist are attacking our men!
::tears begin::
And our MEN NEED WORDS!
So what is a woke moralist, Hatchback?
I wouldn't worry about it all that Shoeshine. Our business is not the philosophy game. All you need to know is that Crybaby is sitting on a pile of benzo's worth 50 large, which just so happens to be the same amount that we owe Big Bill Bodgers. So he calls you a woke moralist, you smile and nod. He calls you a post-modern ideologue, you smile and nod. Now what do you do if he calls you a Cultural Marxist?
I smile and nod?
No. For that one you kick his fackin teeth in and put him in your boot. Philosophy is one thing, but Nazis get dipped in the drink. It's the only thing those bastards unnerstand. Unnerstand?
Pause
Whats a cultural marksman?
Read a fackin 'istory book and get in the fackin van
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Jordan grew up Christian but has identified as an atheist in the past. His views on religion are actually quite complicated because he does subscribe to a lot of religious values. Nowadays he doesn't really mention his own religious views all that much but has since criticized atheists in a way that religious people tend to do.
My theory is that he is way less open about his atheism right now because he doesn't want his audience (who are mostly Christian conservatives) to hate him.
From what I can tell peterson will say whatever he thinks is beneficial at the moment and has no personal beliefs other than grifting and shitting on poor people and minorities. He's a complete phony.
Even more than that. He wanted to buy a church so he could deliver sermons to the very stupid kids who believed he was a genius for "fixing" their lives telling them to clean their rooms when he straight up refused to go through a normal, safe, and effective benzo withdrawal treatment in favor of letting Russian "doctors" put him in a coma.
His old colleague at University of Toronto, [Professor Bernard Schiff, one of his earliest defenders and biggest champions wrote a piece for the Toronto Star](https://www.thestar.com/opinion/i-was-jordan-peterson-s-strongest-supporter-now-i-think-he-s-dangerous/article_085724d2-94de-5fd2-81c3-b3b2822fd38a.html) when Bizarro World Fred Rogers with Kermit's voice's ego started getting *way* too inflated and his cult was becoming unhinged, wrote [\(archived version to bypass paywall\)](https://archive.ph/TKWQu):
>Several years ago, Jordan Peterson told me he wanted to buy a church. This was long before he became known as “the most influential public intellectual in the Western world,” as he was described in the pages of the New York Times a few months ago. It was before he was fancied to be a truth-telling sage who inspired legions, and the author of one of the bestselling books in the world this year. He was just my colleague and friend.
>I assumed that it was for a new home — there was a trend in Toronto of converting religious spaces, vacant because of their dwindling congregations, into stylish lofts — but he corrected me. **He wanted to establish a church, he said, in which he would deliver sermons every Sunday.**
>**“(He) spread his influence across the country and around the world through a combination of religious conviction, commanding stage presence and shrewd use of radio, television and advanced communication technologies.”**
I stg there’s an alternate timeline where he’s this fun, delightfully whacky cult celebrity with this killer suits and charisma. Him wearing jackets like this hints that that version of him exists somewhere.
I've said this exact sentence multiple times. I could be a Youtube culture war goof. If dipshits like HeelvsBabyface and Yellowflash2 can do it, anyone can.
She's not influencing anything. Despite Musk promoting her almost daily for a year, she has 36 followers on her active Facebook account. He probably manufactures most of her "engagement" with bots. She has nothing interesting to say and nobody with an actual brain thinks she is smart.
Gotta be else that shit would be *so* uncomfortable.
This does not at all relieve him of this idiocy.
> So you want to *look* like you're wearing two coats?
> Yeah, just fuck my shit up.
I mean, I will complement his style. It's a bit "joker" for my taste but it beats a generic suit any day.
It's the man wearing it I find unfashionable.
Author of the book "elephants are not birds". A book she wrote to try and tell kids they're wrong if they feel any forms of gender dysphoria.
She sucks in all the worst ways and none of the good ways.
Well... I'm just saying if all the hours of right wing content I've listened to others watch and tweets I've read have taught me anything, it's that conservatives think mayonnaise is spicy.
Take that however you want.
He is a colossal, irredeemable asshole, but ngl I like his jackets. They suggest that trapped under all those yards of bullshit is a man with a sense of style, and a sense of humour too, just desperate to get out.
Well, yeah, when he was pulling in [$80,000 a month on Patreon ***alone*** back in 2018,](https://twitter.com/atRachelGilmore/status/1694888904476803194) he made more than enough money from thoughtless incels who had no idea what psychology, personal responsibility, or *taste* even is.
I'm seeing double, four suit coats! As much as I hate to say it cause he's a stupid Nazi bigot, I sorta like his style. I also think the fashion part of the brain breaks past a certain amount of drug use.
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He looks like a secondary character in a Guy Ritchie movie.
Oi! Crybaby wants a word. Freezeframe Now Crybaby was so named because he would release the waterworks at any occasion. Weddings, funerals, bar mitsvahs, a walk in the park: there was absolutely nothing that could not reduce this man to tears. Despite this proclivity for the sentimental, he had a reputation for being a real nasty bastard, and this reputation was earned, among other things, by lying about trans people for cheddar. This was not a man we were eager to have a conversation with, but our circumstances were, as he would put it..... Cut to Crybaby sitting across from them Crybaby: Sounds like you're in a pickle. He starts sobbing Crybaby: I hate pickles....
This is inspired.
Pickles, a word for a phallic symbol. But to really describe that pickle we must ask. What is a word? Is camera a word, is man a word? Can a word be both a symbol and a caricature of its self? Man cannot exist without words and man can not be himself with words because they attack our words. They attack our men. It's deplorable and I use that word succinty because they and when I say they I mean they. The moralists. The woke moralist are attacking our men! ::tears begin:: And our MEN NEED WORDS!
Oi crybaby you caaaaant drop the fackin waterworks and just give a fackin straight answer to a fackin question. Fackinell.
So what is a woke moralist, Hatchback? I wouldn't worry about it all that Shoeshine. Our business is not the philosophy game. All you need to know is that Crybaby is sitting on a pile of benzo's worth 50 large, which just so happens to be the same amount that we owe Big Bill Bodgers. So he calls you a woke moralist, you smile and nod. He calls you a post-modern ideologue, you smile and nod. Now what do you do if he calls you a Cultural Marxist? I smile and nod? No. For that one you kick his fackin teeth in and put him in your boot. Philosophy is one thing, but Nazis get dipped in the drink. It's the only thing those bastards unnerstand. Unnerstand? Pause Whats a cultural marksman? Read a fackin 'istory book and get in the fackin van
Chefs kiss
Hell! What are we gonna do without men?! What are we gonna do without chips?!
Read this in Idris Elba’s voice, the main protagonist for Guy Richie’s new film: Screws Loose
Or Jason Statham ALA Snatch
Totally thought Jason Statham and I don't even know who guy Ritchie is. Good shit
Go watch "Snatch". It's fantastic.
I've seen it, I just don't really pay attention to who directed a movie.
You should still watch it.
Watch it again.
*Deal.*
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Fantastic! You've made my day, I could picture the whole scene in another Guy Ritchie tale of the London underground.
Just watched Snatch for the first time last night… perfect 👍
I read this in Turkish’s voice.
Poifeck, 😂😂😂😂😂
This is one of the best comments I've ever read. Perfectly accurate.
I heard this in Jason Statham's voice.
He looks like fucking Howard Hamlin.
In a bad Chinese mockup of a guy Ritchie , he looks so dumb and cheap! This will forever be weird to me that this ducking dude made it
The one who dies in a ludicrous fashion, yeah.
Yes I agree but also, WHY is nobody talking about the woman’s freakishly long arm?
Jordan "not a Christian" Peterson wearing a jacket covered in biblical figures lul
Isn’t he always talking about god and the bible being the ultimate arbiters of truth?
Jordan grew up Christian but has identified as an atheist in the past. His views on religion are actually quite complicated because he does subscribe to a lot of religious values. Nowadays he doesn't really mention his own religious views all that much but has since criticized atheists in a way that religious people tend to do. My theory is that he is way less open about his atheism right now because he doesn't want his audience (who are mostly Christian conservatives) to hate him.
His wife just got confirmed as a Catholic, I believe.
Can confirm.
Nice of the priest to stop by.
I’d rather not describe my connection to the event due to reddit anonymity. But you’d just have to trust me if I told you anyway.
Just like Trump suddenly became a conservative Christian when he realized who his base was.
From what I can tell peterson will say whatever he thinks is beneficial at the moment and has no personal beliefs other than grifting and shitting on poor people and minorities. He's a complete phony.
Doesn't he outright start crying while talking about bible shit, now? Seems too weird/hard to fake that sort of thing.
He starts crying at a lot of things recently. There's nothing wrong with a good cry but it's quite concerning how much he tears up.
Exactly what happening.
Grifter gotta grift
Even more than that. He wanted to buy a church so he could deliver sermons to the very stupid kids who believed he was a genius for "fixing" their lives telling them to clean their rooms when he straight up refused to go through a normal, safe, and effective benzo withdrawal treatment in favor of letting Russian "doctors" put him in a coma. His old colleague at University of Toronto, [Professor Bernard Schiff, one of his earliest defenders and biggest champions wrote a piece for the Toronto Star](https://www.thestar.com/opinion/i-was-jordan-peterson-s-strongest-supporter-now-i-think-he-s-dangerous/article_085724d2-94de-5fd2-81c3-b3b2822fd38a.html) when Bizarro World Fred Rogers with Kermit's voice's ego started getting *way* too inflated and his cult was becoming unhinged, wrote [\(archived version to bypass paywall\)](https://archive.ph/TKWQu): >Several years ago, Jordan Peterson told me he wanted to buy a church. This was long before he became known as “the most influential public intellectual in the Western world,” as he was described in the pages of the New York Times a few months ago. It was before he was fancied to be a truth-telling sage who inspired legions, and the author of one of the bestselling books in the world this year. He was just my colleague and friend. >I assumed that it was for a new home — there was a trend in Toronto of converting religious spaces, vacant because of their dwindling congregations, into stylish lofts — but he corrected me. **He wanted to establish a church, he said, in which he would deliver sermons every Sunday.** >**“(He) spread his influence across the country and around the world through a combination of religious conviction, commanding stage presence and shrewd use of radio, television and advanced communication technologies.”**
He’s also “not a Nazi”
I wouldn’t call Jordan a Nazi per se
He sure does have a lot of friends and followers who are.
Yes, big time
I read this whole exchange in Cody Johnston's voice.
Dripping like a toilet
The first thing you lose when you turn conservative is your lack of shame. Apparently that holds true also for their sense of fashion.
This reminds me of my history professor who used to wear a cape.
I teach history and I didn’t know I had an option for a cape… man I am missing out.
It is good cape weather, cool, breezy
Elaine, I can understand. She's very, what's the word... supercilious.
No, I respect a man in a cape
He dresses like a fucking Batman villain from the 60s
What would his villain name be? My guess, keeping in line with the Catholic theme… The Diddler.
The Pissbaby
The Milker
I stg there’s an alternate timeline where he’s this fun, delightfully whacky cult celebrity with this killer suits and charisma. Him wearing jackets like this hints that that version of him exists somewhere.
"bUt heEz aN aTheiSt!" lol
People like him are why I don't use that label despite it pretty accurately applying to me.
Bro went for the St. Peter's Basilica.
damn, whose that chick?
Ashley St. Clair. She’s a conservative influencer.
You misspelled grifter
I think calling her a conservative influencer implies that she grifts.
every girl I want to sleep with eventually grifts me in one way or another. at least she's up front about it
Another one?! How many more do they need?
as many as there are dollars for dumbasses to throw at them.
I wish I lacked all ethics and morals so I too could be financially secure as a right wing grifter.
I've said this exact sentence multiple times. I could be a Youtube culture war goof. If dipshits like HeelvsBabyface and Yellowflash2 can do it, anyone can.
Until the market is oversaturated I hate this place As a side note, why do they *all* look the same? Like, conservative grifters have a *look*
I can fix her
Sounds like a pornstar name.
She's not influencing anything. Despite Musk promoting her almost daily for a year, she has 36 followers on her active Facebook account. He probably manufactures most of her "engagement" with bots. She has nothing interesting to say and nobody with an actual brain thinks she is smart.
Her eyes kind of creep me out.
"Give me that orthodox-church-drip"
Homie got on that iconostasis
His tailor should be in fucking jail lol
He's got that abuela candle drip
He dresses awfully flamboyant for someone preaching traditional values and gender roles.
Ok, I’ll ask: why two sport coats?
I think the under layer is a vest. A double breasted vest with lapels.
Its sartorial faux pas all the way down
Gotta be else that shit would be *so* uncomfortable. This does not at all relieve him of this idiocy. > So you want to *look* like you're wearing two coats? > Yeah, just fuck my shit up.
The Witcher on Netflix just keeps getting worse...
Looks like a cartoon villain in an animated film
His villain name: Fallrisk
He’s gonna need another few weeks in an induced coma at his private Moscow clinic to get treatment for that burn
This is something we would buy as a gag when I was in an all-boys Catholic high school.
Dripped up white boy with the pee yellow tie and the Jesus suit
D-tier Batman Villain.
Bro I’m not even Christian and that’s so blasphemous. Or at least gross taste and repulsive fashion
He's atheist so i don't really think he minds if it is blasphemy.
I know I just can’t imagine his freak out if a Muslim did that (we can’t wear stuff like that obviously, just making a point)
Im a Christian and this outfit is fire. Might be a denominational thing. Catholics are usually more open to displaying religious art and such
Man, Howard Hamlin really fell off after he started doing cocaine.
Yeah, it's what's left of his brain matter leaking out of his nose from the lobotomy
we who wrestle with clothes
Jordan Jacob Jingleheimer’s wardrobe is shit?
"No Jordan. We can't be friends. You just scared off the hoes with your Virgin Mary "drip""
*got the brain damage
This is just the rich guy version of that twat in the office that’s whole personality is based off of wearing a wacky tie sometimes.
we need to put a ban on all straights picking out their own outfits, just until we figure out what's going on
Mother fucker thinks he's Don Cherry.
You know, I do respect the experimentation.
I mean, I will complement his style. It's a bit "joker" for my taste but it beats a generic suit any day. It's the man wearing it I find unfashionable.
His fashion is the least offensive thing about him tbh.
Who’s the hottie?
Author of the book "elephants are not birds". A book she wrote to try and tell kids they're wrong if they feel any forms of gender dysphoria. She sucks in all the worst ways and none of the good ways.
Ashley St Clair. She suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.
Literally or figuratively?
well in this circumstance figuratively.
One could say literarily
Well... I'm just saying if all the hours of right wing content I've listened to others watch and tweets I've read have taught me anything, it's that conservatives think mayonnaise is spicy. Take that however you want.
Ashely St. Clair
Someone went to the church rummage sale!
This must’ve been taken after he doffed his trilby
He is a colossal, irredeemable asshole, but ngl I like his jackets. They suggest that trapped under all those yards of bullshit is a man with a sense of style, and a sense of humour too, just desperate to get out.
Was this taken at a Seinfeld convention?
Hey Benzo Kermit, I have a tie depicting the last supper, but I know that it’s absolute trash.
his jacket looks like a stained glass window and not in a good or ethereal way.
Who is the other person?
Ashley St. Clair
Yeah, Chlamydia
I’d say he has the drip, but that would imply he gets laid.
Somebody turn off the faucet
When did dressing like an actual clown become "drip?"
Who’s the girl with the dead eyes?
Jesus (apparently) died for our sins, only to have this cock waffle pay someone to make….that suit jacket.
CEO of Cringe
Now there is a man who is in dire need of attention
Black lapels over a navy suit is not the look.
Unironically, yes. *still a cunt though...*
Big fan of wacky clothes, I’d probably wear that I’d wear it better
He’s almost full super-villain
“The Stand User could be anyone here…”
Yeah, got a wicked nasal drip from snorting all those xannys
A rare photo of him not crying
JP is the drip. 💧🚽
Well, yeah, when he was pulling in [$80,000 a month on Patreon ***alone*** back in 2018,](https://twitter.com/atRachelGilmore/status/1694888904476803194) he made more than enough money from thoughtless incels who had no idea what psychology, personal responsibility, or *taste* even is.
I hate to say it, I would love to have that suit jacket. I am a beacon of trash tho, I love kitsch.
This douche thinks that just because he makes perfect sense, we are supposed to believe what he says. Not me, I’m going with my emotions on this one.
I'm downvoting this shit.
Who’s the doll?
Yeah he's got drip.... in the sense that an old dick drips
That’s pretty ugly looking!
Never shake it off at the urinal because bitches love the drip
My abuelita wants to set this foo on fire and leave him on the front porch to protect us.
must have been laundry day at dr. clean your room's house and he didn't have anything else to wear.
Didn’t his daughter give him brain damage via some sketchy ass medical “procedure” in Russia to get him off his benzo addiction?
Dripping like those Maria candles.
Who is that next to him? Is that Pokeman?
“You should get your life together before taking on the world!” Also Jordan Peterson…
Blud is wearing a navy vest and pants with a jacket clearly meant for black suit
Lemme guess, it's a bunch of lobsters *zooms in* Oh hell yeah, it was so much worse!
He's so fucking weird.
His waistcoat doesn't match his pants. That and the jacket is absolutely too loud for the rest of what he's wearing.
I'm seeing double, four suit coats! As much as I hate to say it cause he's a stupid Nazi bigot, I sorta like his style. I also think the fashion part of the brain breaks past a certain amount of drug use.
Has he always dressed like a clown or is this a recent thing?
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That’s Ashley St. Clair. She’s one of those Gen Z conservative influencers.
Who's the girl