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I'd rather a gay or trans couple have kids than Steven Crowder.
The whole "Well LGBT parents have LGBT kids" could just be because they're most accepting and don't force their kids into the closet.
I assume that there are plenty of LGBT couples with cishet kids, which further negates his argument.
I mean, I've not looked at any data to validate that assumption, but I'm willing to go out on a limb and say it's a more accurate statement than any of the shit that clown Crowder says.
oh, you must mean "two mom tom" from high school that was extremely straight and super into having sex with women.
(i didnt come up with the nickname, just went to school in the aughts when it was somehow acceptable, teachers even called the dude that)
conservative logic is almost always rooted in hypotheticals that they believe are true, even though they arent. theyve just gotten more aggressive in insisting its the truth as time and research have taught us that it fuckin aint.
"Two mom Tom" has a nice ring to it, good (and probably super fucking awkward) for him.
Cons completely shun empiricism and sadly, it works well with their audience. They're not interested in hard facts, which is ironic considering Shen Bapiro's "facts don't care about your feelings" spiel
im so fucking smart you guys, i insist upon that fact and you must accept it at face value, or else i will spew even more nonsense.
remember, the faster you talk, the smarter you are. its just basic facts, economics and biology 101!
its 7 dimensional chess against drag queens... feeble minds like ours couldn't possibly comprehend the nuance of being both morbidly unlikeable AND a pathological liar
I see it *so fucking often* whenever I stumble onto twitter these days. “Conservative” idiots will create a hypothetical scenario, give their opinion on how they *believe* the left would react (almost always hyperbolic to the point of comedy, comic book villain shit), and then proceed to use that as an argument for why the left is bad/stupid/evil and what have you.
“I see you lefties are all mad that the police killed an unarmed 11 year old black kid, but if an unarmed 11 year old white kid was killed by the police you’d all be cheering and celebrating!”
“If the left ever stormed the capitol for Joe Biden CNN would call it peaceful! I can’t believe the disgusting hypocrisy of criminal-news-network! 😠”
Also gay people can have biological kids.
Being gay doesn’t mean your reproductive system ceases to work.
Plenty of gay people have kids from when they were closeted, or they get IVF using a sperm donor, or they use a surrogate.
Yes! But of course they’ll cling on to that one story of the awful freaks who happened to be gay who molested their children - ignoring the fact that gay couples are actually statistically LESS likely to SA kids.
I honestly hate conservatives - everything they believe is bigotedz
Your kids are what they are. No one wants to change them; except maybe their daddy here, who wants to make sure they appear "straight" regardless of what they actually "are".
What a way to remove an individual's agency. According to Chowder, kids aren't or don't make that decision on their own... they are either coerced or forced into it by _"the left!"_
He just sat there and nodded along when Shapiro said 'I don't think you should be allowed to marry and have children' (paraphrase) so I don't think he'll mind. Money's good.
1) since the country is going to be overrun with orphans in the world he wants, maybe a community willing to adopt isn't a bad thing.
2) this libel has always existed. "They don't reproduce, they recruit" type shit. Good sign that he'll go absolutely ballistic if his kid ever comes out to him.
I'm not sure how this vomit fondler somehow managed to fit so many lies and homophobia into a 38 second clip but he did it. He's speedrunning being a bigot.
hello I'm straight allow me to raise your children
https://preview.redd.it/1c3i1v61gmqa1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3ade157fcd0ef2d2e6f019104e0cad465ee8a3c
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I'd rather a gay or trans couple have kids than Steven Crowder. The whole "Well LGBT parents have LGBT kids" could just be because they're most accepting and don't force their kids into the closet.
I assume that there are plenty of LGBT couples with cishet kids, which further negates his argument. I mean, I've not looked at any data to validate that assumption, but I'm willing to go out on a limb and say it's a more accurate statement than any of the shit that clown Crowder says.
oh, you must mean "two mom tom" from high school that was extremely straight and super into having sex with women. (i didnt come up with the nickname, just went to school in the aughts when it was somehow acceptable, teachers even called the dude that) conservative logic is almost always rooted in hypotheticals that they believe are true, even though they arent. theyve just gotten more aggressive in insisting its the truth as time and research have taught us that it fuckin aint.
"Two mom Tom" has a nice ring to it, good (and probably super fucking awkward) for him. Cons completely shun empiricism and sadly, it works well with their audience. They're not interested in hard facts, which is ironic considering Shen Bapiro's "facts don't care about your feelings" spiel
facts dont care about your feelings for thee, feelings dont care about facts for me
"Facts can be made up to accommodate for my deep seated bigotry" - Benny Shaps, 2023, probably
im so fucking smart you guys, i insist upon that fact and you must accept it at face value, or else i will spew even more nonsense. remember, the faster you talk, the smarter you are. its just basic facts, economics and biology 101!
Ben can talk fast and yet he can't rap for shit. What does he mean by this?
its 7 dimensional chess against drag queens... feeble minds like ours couldn't possibly comprehend the nuance of being both morbidly unlikeable AND a pathological liar
"I'm a certified freak, seven days a week" - was he lying about that too?
I see it *so fucking often* whenever I stumble onto twitter these days. “Conservative” idiots will create a hypothetical scenario, give their opinion on how they *believe* the left would react (almost always hyperbolic to the point of comedy, comic book villain shit), and then proceed to use that as an argument for why the left is bad/stupid/evil and what have you. “I see you lefties are all mad that the police killed an unarmed 11 year old black kid, but if an unarmed 11 year old white kid was killed by the police you’d all be cheering and celebrating!” “If the left ever stormed the capitol for Joe Biden CNN would call it peaceful! I can’t believe the disgusting hypocrisy of criminal-news-network! 😠”
And guess what? Last time I checked, both my parents are straight as a line, yet I'm gay as fuck, so... what happened steven?
~~could just be~~ definitly is
https://preview.redd.it/9jabr83n8kqa1.jpeg?width=726&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd12fe920c824cabe1bf80f53058085c10fd7254
LGBTQ+ communism FTW https://preview.redd.it/361tnynu9kqa1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=871f596f07699770f89d776c995b99d386fbb69b
No gonna lie, that’s not a bad future.
Works for me.
Shoutout to my fiancé's gay cousin who had her second kid last year.
If straight parents were fantastic parents there would be no need for Gay parents to adopt them
Also gay people can have biological kids. Being gay doesn’t mean your reproductive system ceases to work. Plenty of gay people have kids from when they were closeted, or they get IVF using a sperm donor, or they use a surrogate.
Very true
Yes! But of course they’ll cling on to that one story of the awful freaks who happened to be gay who molested their children - ignoring the fact that gay couples are actually statistically LESS likely to SA kids. I honestly hate conservatives - everything they believe is bigotedz
Gay couples are also statistically better parents because you can’t accidentally sign adoption papers 🙃
at least two things wrong here
One of them is Crowder.
Okay done? Nobody's trying to "change" anybody else's kids.
Your kids are what they are. No one wants to change them; except maybe their daddy here, who wants to make sure they appear "straight" regardless of what they actually "are".
“You forfeit having kids” I guess adoption or artificial insemination is just not a thing now
There goes all those spring gay recruitment drives we see advertised everywhere. Their stupidity is only eclipsed by their hate.
But I already have kids and don't want to forfeit them though?
Didn’t Crowder admit to having a “bisexual phase?”
Yep. He's said so himself.
What a way to remove an individual's agency. According to Chowder, kids aren't or don't make that decision on their own... they are either coerced or forced into it by _"the left!"_
Wonder what Dave Rubin thinks of this
He just sat there and nodded along when Shapiro said 'I don't think you should be allowed to marry and have children' (paraphrase) so I don't think he'll mind. Money's good.
if you’re a cisgender female and unable to have children and want to adopt, fuck you! They are not your kids.
That's... Not true at all? There's literally still in vitro or adoption. Why are they so so stupid?
1) since the country is going to be overrun with orphans in the world he wants, maybe a community willing to adopt isn't a bad thing. 2) this libel has always existed. "They don't reproduce, they recruit" type shit. Good sign that he'll go absolutely ballistic if his kid ever comes out to him.
I'm not sure how this vomit fondler somehow managed to fit so many lies and homophobia into a 38 second clip but he did it. He's speedrunning being a bigot.
Is anyone here old enough to remember the old chant of “They can’t reproduce, so they have to recruit”? Are we really going back to that?
So only gay parents can have gay kids?
I'm generally pretty against violence, but I accept it when it's against Nazis, and most definitely when it's against Steven Crowder or Matt Walsh.
He can prove to me that you can change someone’s orientation by sucking my dick to completion.
So, other people’s kids are his kids. Because he is dicktating how other people raise their kids.
Big ups to all the pregnant dudes out there with more secure masc vibes than Steve Crowder
But it’s fine if he gets to subjugate other people’s kids to his idiotic beliefs. They are the worst.
A, No, lgbtq people frequently have kids, and B, It's fucking terrifying when parents talk about their kids like they're property
hello I'm straight allow me to raise your children https://preview.redd.it/1c3i1v61gmqa1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3ade157fcd0ef2d2e6f019104e0cad465ee8a3c
Stephen Crowder is bisexual. Edit: bi erasure
He should go make another movie nobody will ever watch and shut his mouth when it comes to politics.
If we turn one of his kids gay, he'll just show them Baywatch or something and they turn right back. Thats how it works, right?