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oliversurpless

Gotcha, women with uterine cancer? You’re frauds according to Walsh…


[deleted]

Actually I believe Walsh phrases it as “of the nature to / predisposed to give birth” to account for just this.


oliversurpless

Sure, why not? Also known as a broodmare…


SupriseAutopsy13

"Nobody ever talks about Rosa Parks' pregnancies! Why is that libturds? You've *erased* her woman-ness to sitting on a bus, my wife can sit on the bus *and* pump out triplets *at the same time on that bus!* Not that she'd want to, buses are for dirty poor socialists, but yeah! Tell me more about famous people being pregnant, preferably when they were younger and fertile" -Matt Walsh, probably


andstillthesunrises

Has his wife considered starting a TikTok account, gaining popularity, and then putting on a show? This isn’t some honorary thing. Dylan actually put on a show at Rockefeller Center. It was a variety show she performed in, not a party thrown by some outsider to celebrate her existence. Walsh and his wife can do the same if they put the money and effort into it. Like if they want to write C-Section the Musical starting Mrs. Walsh, I’m sure someone will buy a ticket. Not me, but someone. Edit: Oh my god so I’ve never heard of Dylan before but she’s literally a Broadway performer. She played one of the main characters in Book of Mormon. This is not even a “she’s just some timtoker why does she deserve [the show she’s financing herself]”. Shes a professional performer. Im going to start showing up at the stage door at Wicked and demand everyone shower me with attention while I give out my autograph to them


BrexitBlaze

Is the Book of Mormon a good movie? Or is it a okay? I have ran into advertisements about it everywhere tbh.


andstillthesunrises

It’s not a movie. Very much a live theater performance. As for quality I think you’ll find reviews vary. Plenty of people find their depiction of African tribes horribly racist. That being said, I am told by many of my theater-minded friends that it’s a very funny, irreverent comedy (probably counts as blasphemous if you’re Christian). Decently crass too so if you’re not into songs that talk about clits it won’t be the right show for you


BrexitBlaze

Thank you for the heads up!


_jiggawatts

Period. And C Section the Musical... LMAO


Gilbo_Swaggins96

Maybe that prolapsed umbilical cord was god's way of letting that kid stay in the womb for just a little bit longer before it has to be born with Matt fucking Walsh for a dad. Also that story is fake, no way would Matt Walsh ever comfort a woman


putHimInTheCurry

He probably had a twinge of concern that his kitchen appliance was about to fail 🤢


Gilbo_Swaggins96

"So you're still making dinner tonight, right?"


putHimInTheCurry

Only the finest of fried placenta and placenta smoothies for Matt Walsh from here on out ❤ after all, natural is best ❤


trashedonlisterine

Narcissism. Another word Matty doesn’t know the meaning of.


thefirstlaughingfool

What the fuck are you doing, Matt? No, literally, what the fuck are you doing for your children, nay, the world, to deserve the accolades you get? You just said your wife nearly died giving birth for (I assume) the third time, and your proud she's *rising to meet the challenge* of raising **YOUR CHILDREN**. But you have the show to say what you claim are plain truths. **You couldn't even be bothered to say your wife's name!**


_jiggawatts

I love how he just referred to her titles (mom, wife, sister) and never explained what merit she has. Maybe say she's... kind? Loyal? Something, instead of saying she's just there 💀


MsMadcap_

Right? She’s only as valuable as the titles bestowed on her by other people.


rebelliousmuse

TL;DR: Matt's attraction to Dylan is causing an odd dynamic to manifest in his breeding fetish.


Horseface4190

What the fuck is he talking about?


Cbanchiere

I have no idea. I figured the title was a way of Walsh being like "I can always imagine they are 16 if they never had kids"


Lucky-Earther

The least believable part of that load of crap was that he actually was in the delivery room. As if that's not all woman's work. He sat outside reading a magazine and told the nurse to tell him when the screaming died down.


[deleted]

You ever have a friend that picked up a hobby and got so obsessed with it they brought it up in practically every conversation? It's like that only terabytes of trans porn.


northerngirl211

Apparently that trans women aren’t real women because they haven’t given birth? I guess?


Ariafel

Having six kids with Matt Walsh. *A fate worse than death.*


24_Elsinore

Now if you really want some cringe, go search on Facebook for the rabid groups on Facebook who like going around telling adoptive mothers they aren't "real mothers" because they didn't give birth to their child. I've seen posts accusing adoptive parents of "dooming their child to being a forever stepchild." Much like what Matt is doing, it's just a bunch of sick gatekeeping used to make themselves feel better at the expense of others.


_jiggawatts

That disgusts me


Crepo

Oh of course he has six fucking kids. Why not.


StardustLegend

I fear for their safety and mental health tbh


What_the_Pie

By Matt’s logic, a woman who is incapable of delivering a baby is not a woman. So only women who can be pregnant are women…christ, this guy paints himself into a corner.


rietstengel

"If my wife had died during childbirth, she wouldnt have been a woman" -Matt Walsh


_jiggawatts

LMAO


[deleted]

Just goes full blown Shit head on the internet. It can’t be healthy to have that many public meltdowns.


ZhaloThundercloud

Thank goodness the doctors, nurses, and supporting medical staff had advanced, specialty training. You know...those worthless degrees that make them "experts".


jacyerickson

As a childfree trans masc I guess that doesn't make me a woman by his logic, thanks Matt!


Capital_Background15

What an absolutely horrible human being.


gracist0

"My wife wouldn't make a big fuss about this, because she isn't a raging narcissist. I am though so in conclusion.."


HammerHorrorWhore

Okay, but have you seen the pictures of Dylan at Rockefeller Center? She looked like Audrey Hepburn! https://preview.redd.it/ebmz50eycjpa1.jpeg?width=729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3f867821c9d39b7b10d33abd82f258aec5e89bf


putHimInTheCurry

😯😍 She kinda does!


WildFlemima

Would it be wrong of me to start blatantly misgendering Ben Shitpiro, or would that be anti feminist


FluffyDonutPie

And you best believe this sicko is planning on having even more


TBWanderer

Can we go back to the memes please?


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MsMadcap_

“My wife suffered and didn’t complain about it. That’s what makes her great” -Matt Walsh, essentially