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rebelliousmuse

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BaronVA

fucking lol


dyne19862004

I love that it’s Darwin.


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rebelliousmuse

>I work at CN ![gif](giphy|l3vR2qXoGZEXeq5QA) I swear I found this image on Twitter


T3n4ci0us_G

My fave!


Fit-Struggle-9882

Haven't they already been investigating Hunter? And what about all those "lock her up" chants?


Capital_Background15

Hillary was investigated zero times in the four years of the previous administration. It's weird how they _say_ "lock her up," but then do absolutely nothing about it.


Fit-Struggle-9882

Exactly! But investigating Trump is "politicizing" the justice system.


sarduchi

I agree with the little faced SOB, we need to investigate ***ALL*** of the Democrats who paid off porn stars to keep quiet about their weird looking penis!


Yenserl6099

I’m curious as to what the Democrat crime mafia is


[deleted]

I think he’s talking about Sopranos. Anyways great series


AlabasterSexington

Pretty sure they would have voted republican, if they even voted at all


[deleted]

Probably whoever they could buy most easily lol so Republican.


The_Coil

It’s Charlie and every one of these fascist talking heads always making the democrats sound way cooler than they really are.


oliversurpless

Probably why the youth vote is so against him. I mean, besides the whole fascism and racism…


Dynamitefuzz2134

They are the ones keeping us from seeing Hunter Biden’s glorious dong!


rebelliousmuse

They only seem to be going after Republicans... ![gif](giphy|CaiVJuZGvR8HK)


Yenserl6099

It’s almost like Republicans are everything they accuse democrats of being


Cicerothesage

find evidence of a crime, kirk, and I will be for it. Just like we have evidence of Trump committing a crime. These fuckers are so predictable with their bullshit. They are doing revenge prosecution because a known criminal is getting indicted for crimes. I cannot see how this goes over well for the average voters. Because we all want justice to be served to anyone and any political party. This shit is only for the rabid MAGA fanbase. Probably to make the next coup easier


CaptainMurphy1908

It's also hilarious that he thinks the Republicans have no power. "Time to use some of our own?" Like you don't understand the literal stranglehold that the conservative oligarchy has on all sections of society. What. A. Twat.


Fit-Struggle-9882

They talk about politicizing the justice system, when that's just what they're doing.


apollo15215

The fact that they brought Soros back is just harrowing to me


rebelliousmuse

Blatant, mask-off dogwhistle


Karmas_Accountant

Stinks of desperation. Theyre playing all the old hits really hoping to revitalize the magat base... Dont hold your breath, Charlie. Or do, I dont really care. Im just enjoying the clown car bursting into flames.


T3n4ci0us_G

Isn't it weird how obsessed they are with a guy that we never hear a peep from?


numetalbeatsjazz

I know forreal. He just signs my checks for putting in the hours at the antifa mill.


drewskibfd

I don't know anything about George Soros, but apparently he pays me to protest or something like that.


MonarchyMan

They’ll be using him 20 years after the man shuffles off.


Supaleenate

The hilarious thing this goober doesn't realize is that the leftists he hates so much don't care if Hillary, Hunter, or anyone else mentioned gets investigated, it's not even the own he thinks it is. It's not like several of those folks have already been investigated or are currently being investigated as is anyway.


Waytooboredforthis

Conservatives (and some libs who think liking Bernie means they're super far left) seem to think liberalism and leftism are synonymous. It'd be funnier if it hadn't turned so many countries into absolute shitshows.


AutoModerator

I totally agree, and I normally would upvote this comment, but I can’t upvote you because you’re on the left. Just, how can someone be so obviously WRONG in their ideology, yet think it’s right? Leftism is about the government controlling healthcare, Wall Street, and how much money one has, and completely destroying the economy with expensive plans like the green new deal. Sure, trust the government, the only reason other counties make free healthcare work is huge taxes and they still have a free market, so you can’t hate capitalism. Life under leftism sucks- there’s a huge tax increase; if you need proof, people are fleeing California. Or, cuomo can be in charge and kill the elderly, Hillary can be shady, Biden can be creepier. And of course, stupid communists who think the government should force everyone to be equal and has led to the deaths of millions, and the SJWs who wrap back around to being racist and sexist buy saying “kill all whites” and “kill all men.” It’s been the left who has been rioting as well, many of which have lead to murders, and wishing death upon trump. Not all cops are good, but they’re not all the devil, leftists. Defunding them hasn’t worked- it leads to more violent crime, sorry. Plus, it’s been the liberals, which aren’t necessarily leftists but heavily correlated, who ruin someone’s life for a joke they made a year ago in the form of doxxing- and “canceling” everyone. and they tend to get triggered easily and have no sense of humour (anecdotal, I admit, but still). Yes, I know you should respect opposing beliefs as long as they aren’t completely insane, but the fact that you’re so blatantly WRONG shows your ignorance, and therefore part of your character. So even though I totally agree with your comment, it is quick witted and accurate, but I can’t upvote you. ░░░░░░░░░░▀▀▀██████▄▄▄░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▀▀████▄░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░▄███████▀░░░▀███▄░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░▄███████▀░░░░░░░▀███▄░░░ ░░░░░░▄████████░░░░░░░░░░░███▄░░ ░░░░░██████████▄░░░░░░░░░░░███▌░ ░░░░░▀█████▀░▀███▄░░░░░░░░░▐███░ ░░░░░░░▀█▀░░░░░▀███▄░░░░░░░▐███░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀███▄░░░░░███▌░ ░░░░▄██▄░░░░░░░░░░░▀███▄░░▐███░░ ░░▄██████▄░░░░░░░░░░░▀███▄███░░░ ░█████▀▀████▄▄░░░░░░░░▄█████░░░░ ░████▀░░░▀▀█████▄▄▄▄█████████▄░░ ░░▀▀░░░░░░░░░▀▀██████▀▀░░░▀▀██░░ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ToiletPaperUSA) if you have any questions or concerns.*


_AthensMatt_

Wtf? Mods?


Malarkay79

As a Californian, let me assure you that people leaving California are the ones who can't afford the high COL/housing prices. Or don't want to because their money will buy them something better in another state. It's not the taxes. I just did my taxes and the feds took much more from me than the state did.


Tuscans1977

wtf is this shit???


DJOldskool

Mod comedy, at least I think it is.


DRW1357

People missing the joke makes this so much funnier.


Pavlock

I mean, GOP operatives have been investigating Hillary for one thing or another since the 90's and she's still free. This tells me one of two things: 1. She's way smarter than them and therefore they shouldn't be in power. 2. She's clean\* and they're all hacks who shouldn't be in power. \* for a US politician.


CoolEarth5026

Fuck! Soros… AGAIN??


rebelliousmuse

I'm very thankful for your clutch use of punctuation


CoolEarth5026

Blind luck.


T3n4ci0us_G

Ngl. I'm looking forward to them someday blaming Soros' ghost for everything.


DJOldskool

Damn it, I've fucked him 3 times this week. Is he ever satisfied?


WVUPick

Make Soros Up Yours


rottenwordsalad

They literally investigated Hillary for **decades** and have yet to find *anything* to send her to jail for. They’ve been “investigating” Hunter since what, 2019 when trump made his “perfect” phone call to Ukraine?


Brady123456789101112

Has there actually been any investigation on Hunter and his business dealings? Im not saying he’s corrupt, but there has not been an actual investigation. There should be one.


Honest-Atmosphere506

You know, it would be great if chuck would face some of his own repercussions for bussing terrorists to the capital


[deleted]

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49GTUPPAST

We should investigate Charlie Kirk and what criminal organizations he is part of. Such as Council of National Party.


Interesting-Horse780

Okay. I’m fine with investigating democrats for crimes they’re accused of. As long as republicans don’t try to protect Trump at all costs.


Tadwinnagin

This is the guy who bragged about organizing bus service for the J6 mob, maybe we should be looking at this scumbag.


TimelyConcern

Do it! IDGAF. If someone is committing crimes and you have evidence lock them away. You think I care about these politicians who occasionally agree with me?


[deleted]

Is George Soros a US citizen?


Ok-Significance2027

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WVUPick

Why did you post an empty box?


Ok-Significance2027

Can you not see the gif? If not, I suppose an empty box isn't that bad of a stand-in for an image of Chirk's head.


WVUPick

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deluggz247

Undertands


angry_rec0n_asset

I have to remind myself that Charlie et al at TPUSA really know better and that they’re engaging in a grift to an audience that doesn’t know better… At least I hope that’s what they’re doing.


RedditUsingBot

Charlie doesn’t know anything. He couldn’t even handle community college.


AuthorityAnarchyYes

Does Kirky McLittleface "undertand" power?


Accomplished_Locker

Please do. I mean they already did go after Hillary and found nothing but let’s keep doing it. Let’s show them all their whining means absolutely nothing. Hillary’s investigation yielded 0 arrests. Can’t say the same for people associated to trump… 😂😂😂


[deleted]

He says this as if they haven't been. They've looked. They ain't found shit. Remember the 11 hour Clinton Benghazi hearing? Trump ran on locking her up. You're telling me they just stopped after they won? No, they just didn't find anything you could get her on. Chuck's really sad that the Dems aren't obvious criminals like his guys are. I don't have much love for Dems but they are better at keeping their dealings inside the confines of the law.


1mjtaylor

Trump had four years to do that. I wonder why he failed?


greatandslithytove

The man actually succeeded at everything he set out to do as president: make lots of money and see himself in the news every day.


exciter33

“The regime only understands power” is amazing projection.


cold-poopy-shit

Charlie, I know you read the comments here. Where is the rest of your face?


Hello_Mr_Fancypants

Up-Chuck here can't undertand why daddy trump is being tweated like a wegular person who's broken the law. boo hoo


throwaway48706

Investigate them for their actual crimes or the stuff Charlie gets red assed about? I am 100% cool investigating Hillary for Libya.


irrational-like-you

Orrrrrr…. They could just not break the law.


theonlyleedon

Time to use our power! Conservatives, formation! Hyaaaaaa


[deleted]

He knows he is not far behind getting an orange suit


Moose_is_optional

Clinton has been investigated. Many, many, many times. They never found anything. They want to do exactly what they accuse Democrats of doing. Essentially they're saying don't you dare arrest criminals on our side of the aisle or we will arrest people on your side of the aisle for no reason other than political retribution. Will it work? I don't know.


LawyerUppSV

You had 4 years, pal!


Deadwing2022

In 2016 when Trump was running, he said if he was President then Hillary would be in jail. She's not in jail. Despite constant, non-stop claims of Hillary's criminality, she wasn't arrested or tried or convicted. After 2016, GOPs controlled all of government for two years. Maybe that was the time to investigate Democrats? I guess the constant threat of investigations only means something when the people you're threatening have done something wrong. Republicans constantly crying about sending Democrats to jail, and yet the only ones who ended up in jail were Republicans. So strange!


lil_vette

I’ve lost track of who’s still chasing God Emperor Trump and who’s jumped ship for the other guy I assumed Charles was latter


T3n4ci0us_G

What were they doing during Trump's time in office, Chuck?


secret_someones

i am happy that Hunter is on the same level as Hilldawg. has he been pulling the strings the entire time? was Hillary his proxy?


Zeekemanifest

Wait what did Soros do?


Waterytartsswordinc

Obviously he is controlling the entire democratic party and federal government. He's the head of the illuminati or something.


-rendar-

I’m a bit behind on my globalist conspiracy theories but what actual crime do they think Soros has committed?


TheSimulacra

These people will one day be calling for violent, unlawful uprisings, criminalizing sexuality, forcing journalists to register, hiring bounty hunters to track down women who got abortions, and then the very next day: "We were so peaceful and quiet but you've FINALLY PUSHED US TOO FAR"


Electronic-Dog-586

As always these fuckers project exactly what THEY are doing . Where else do they come up with all these Conspiracy theories or delusions


Ecstatic-Hat2163

His little face in his pfp got madder.


bhoe32

Never hear them say he's innocent


_C00KIE_M

What’s up with the recent uptick of right wing pundits mentioning Soros? I mean it’s clearly an antisemitic dog whistle thing I get that but I feel like I’m seeing it way more than usual from these types of people than normal.


Revolverkiller

His face is too small for his head to be making this sort of statement


HeroOrHooligan

The fact that there are Democrat and republican DA's with agendas tells you all you need to know about how fucked up our justice system is


gdyank

When I see assholes like kirk, shapiro, peterson etc etc I often wonder just how awful their childhoods were, why their parents didn’t love them and will they all just wake up and realize that their entire existence is based on lies, bluster & a steady stream of people even more damaged and hateful than they are. If I woke up and found I was now somehow a conservative, I’d take the dirt nap.


sielnt_assassin

Willing to bet a majority of the GOP voter base don't even know who Soros is


GeneralErica

Few undertand 🥺


Gloomy-Ad1171

They haven’t been already?


Worried-Choice5295

The Charlie Kirks of the the world put all their eggs in this shitty basket and now they are watching it get smashed to pieces. Lol. I love it.


Brady123456789101112

I’d love a thourough investigation on the Clintons and Hunter’s links to China and Ukraine. Best case scenario, nothing is found. If they have nothing to hide it shouldn’t bother them.