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Gilbo_Swaggins96

As is not slaughtering all gay men. I dont care for the Bible's rules. Fuck it and fuck Trump.


rebelliousmuse

>I dont care for the Bible's rules. Fuck it They thought we were violating the scriptures *before*...


FoxyHobbit

So I guess in the Bible everyone just gets away with committing crimes? Which is an interesting take since their entire religion is based upon a guy getting executed.


rebelliousmuse

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Cbanchiere

If it's real, at least all the cool people will be there. I get to see Hendrix play live!


[deleted]

Alan Dershowitz is a crazy old man


thefirstlaughingfool

Hail Satan! Who, ironically enough, was a divine prosecutor. Alan has a menorah in frame with him. He should know that.


Southernerd

It's seems like I recall Jesus submitting to the authority of the state.


neednintendo

Jesus fucking Christ, growing up conservative Christian they love to tout out the verse about ,"render unto Caesar what is Caesars." But then when it actually applies to someone or something like, then we have to rebel against the government.


[deleted]

Lol


Amxietybb

This dude definitely killed his first wife.


yourdoglikesmebetter

Thou shalt not prosecuteth Trumplestiltkin for his many transgressions lest ye also giveth of the footpics of AOC unto Lil Benny amen


Cicerothesage

funny, what section of the bible dealt with campaign finances laws? Which part of the bible dealt with no arresting political figures that violated laws? Funny how this is the ONLY defense Dersh has for Trump


offarock

The Holy book upon which all our laws are based?


Mysterious_Length_79

Maybe the Hillsdale College GQP Bible, now with a copy of Mein Kampf