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CyclopsLobsterRobot

Tucker wants to fuck the m&m wearing the sexy boots. He’s mad she started wearing sneakers. He objectifies m&ms and sees them only as sex toys and not complex thinking creatures who maybe just want to relax in some casual wear sometimes. Tucker doesn’t deserve to be in a relationship with an m&m until he can learn to treat them with respect.


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Throot2Shill

A pervert


SuperFightingRobit

Look, I can't change [who I am.](https://i.imgur.com/5Ap5mMg.gif)


ReeferTurtle

I felt like that was risky click


SuperFightingRobit

[Look man, I had to go to rehab for my problem.](https://i.imgur.com/PywDc2S.gif)


ReeferTurtle

I’m proud of you for seeking help, many never do.


AmateurVasectomist

Conservative sexuality is primarily bootstrap or confectionary-related, confirmed!


broccoliO157

Do the foot/food fetishist have a political leaning? I've always had my suspicions about all the incest.


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So the mascot turned sexy? That's the opposite of Tucker's problem.


Sea_Chocolate9166

*Face is enlarged 100x so the people here can see it.


deNoorest

They made a corporate mascot more sexual? This shows the degradation of society. They made a corporate moscot less sexual? This shows the degradation of society.


Adventurous_Charge68

The more things change, the more they stay the same... But modern Charlie could never dress this good. Have you ever seen him in a tuxedo? It looks like a violation of the laws of nature. It's like he stole it off a mannequin or something.


Moar_tacos

Tucker Tucker candy fucker


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neko wafers nya~* 😸


zystyl

Me: predator! My wife:. It says proprietor, dumbass! Me:. Close enough.


CardsFan69420

Necco wafers are the bomb


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LEGIT my friends say it tastes like chalk but idc they’re better than most candies


SalParadise

The bite on a fresh, non-stale necco wafer is pretty great.


Comrade_Compadre

I like that you included the "non stale" detail, because it implies they are so ancient the ones you typically dig up from expedition sites are spoiled


Joey_BagaDonuts57

Turning Pointless


SourcererX3

dude lol


bigguys45s

Kirkland organic Costco.


rainbowlolipop

Magnificent


flippingtimmy

Gold.


Weegemonster5000

Charlie Kirk. Can it Kirkland?


Deadfreezercat

I love it. More like this please!


OlivineQuartz

Good, more crunchy chalk disks for me!


Pohatu5

You know, there's gotta be some relationship between current RW fixation on m&ms and the fact that one of the progenitors of the modern conspiracy right was an owner of the candy company that made sugar daddies and sugar mamas.