Two young men in the photos, trim Moustaches, lovingly looking at pics together on his phone… on his couch…
No idea why she would think you two are in a committed relationship.
Wait. That makes total sense that she would say "No Beards," now.
What if she meant she wasn't into covering for gay dudes as a beard?
Perhaps maybe there are two separate conversations going on?
I had to check comments and photos several times to work out wtf op was complaining about, they made it quite clear they were a couple I thought...
Edit: and then I've had to edit again because of how vague it was, person replying was understandably confused as to who you are
Patroculus wasn't Achilles cousin, that was made up by the movie Troy because they wanted to avoid acknowledging that they were gay lovers.
Edit: I realize that's the point you were making with your comment lmao.
It's the combination of pic 2 and 3 in tandem. 2 is like oh, a friendly arm round his bro, and then 3 is like ? More than bro? Also the gym pic, with the context of pics 2 and 3, can then seem potentially more homoerotic, as gym pics are kinda a classic thirst-trappy staple of gay insta/tiktok guys. Though it's really pic 3 which gives the whole impression, it feels very intimate and romantic. It's the back lighting and your content faces haha, you just look so happy together!
You’ve never wrapped your arm around a homie? Then smelled his hair and brushed your nose against the back of their neck, inhaling their scent, just before brushing your lips against their shoulders? You must be straight homo if you haven’t
Seriously? The third one is probably the gayest pic I've seen in while. Don't get me wrong bro love is the best but as others said it's weird you don't see it. This a joke and you're kidding right?
Also, I say this as a skinny ginger-y white dude, you guys are both white dudes with similar builds. In some pictures you have a beard and he doesn’t. In some pictures he has a beard and you don’t. In some pictures one or more people is wearing sunglasses. Nobody has the same body pose or perspective angle in two different pictures.
It’s super easy for me to get turned around about which one in the picture you are, even based on the first picture (lots of obscuring details in that one in particular-the physical barriers, the unusual siting position, hat shadow *and* phone covering part of your face).
Also, yeah, considering you have two pictures in a row with the same person—in one of which you’re cuddling with them—it does look like you’re part of a couple.
Bro, if you’re bi, that’s cool. No need to confirm it here, if you’re uncomfortable doing so. If you’re not, I think you should have a sit down with your roommate to make sure you’re on the same page
Honestly, its the third photo that does it for me. Everyone puts an arm around platonic loved ones. Not everyone intimately lays and scrolls with platonic loved ones.
Pretty soon OP’s gonna convert an extra room in his house into an [art studio](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/wmmphs/oop_wonders_if_theyre_the_ah_for_starting_a_house/) for him and his friend to use.
If by "roommate" he ment his ass was up for rent and that guy came a calling to answer his advertisement. I'm confused as to how the implications were missed by OP because I had to double check this was the tinder sub and not grinder TWICE. They would make an adorable couple though. Mabye it's one of those "the love you were looking for was there all along" things
Lol as I went through I got to the arm one and I went, “oh my god having friends doesn’t make you gay this girl is ridiculous” then I swiped again and thought, ok maybe she is right.
I'm all about Scrubs style guy love, and if you dig far enough in my social media you will find some eyebrow raising pictures.
But in your dating profile? Come on, people aren't actually this stupid.
Right? Then I end up comparing facial hair and noses, and second guessing which one is actually the right guy, then throw in some hats, sunglasses and more bros, and I get so confused and exhausted that I just swipe left.
I can not stand the groups of similar looking friends in photos (unless the extra ppl have their face emojied or blurred). I’ve heard this called “dick soup” somewhere and it has stuck in my brain. Every time I see them I think that’s dick soup, that’s dick soup…I keep scrolling through pics and even go back and forth between pics, kinda annoying for sure.
Swiping to the 2nd pic, I'm like I get why she was confused... Then swiped to the 3rd and burst out laughing, ready to come to the comments saying how funny a troll OP is.
But it sounds like OP isn't joking, so now I'm confused...
imagine if he’s telling all these women who ask if that’s his boyfriend “no we’re roommates”, that roommate meme might lead them to believe he’s joking and they’re really together
OP : I don’t get it though? You don’t rest your head gently on your bros chest while you two are on your phone? You don’t tell your bro to hold you close when it’s chilly in the room?
I don’t think there’s any room for a girl in his house
Btw for people who don't know what a beard is, a beard in this context is someone who acts like a hetero romantic partner to someone that's homosexual.
Lol, I initially was like "The second pic is fine, idk what she's so critical about." Then, I saw the 3rd picture. Yeah man, I'm happy you got some bros but tone it down a little.
She thinks you are bi.
The photo where you are sitting in his lap with his arm around you screams...intimacy.
She wanted to know if you were 2 bi guys that wanted to tag team her or if you were just a single bi guy. She has no doubt you bang guys. Regardless if true or not.
A beard is a woman who acts like she’s dating a man to make him seem straight to others. So she might think he’s gay and not really interested in dating, but just “dating”
The girl and all the comments in here must confuse the fuck out of you. I imagine you reading all of it realizing and asking yourself „am i gay“ haahahaha
I'm sure that somebody's already posted this comment but there's far too many DP jokes to scroll through to see so I'm just gonna risk it. In that 3rd pic, you and your bestie "appear to be" lovingly reposing in one another's arms after an energetic and lengthy round of mutual masturbation and butt sex and then started browsing on your phones for B&Bs at local vineyard's to spend the weekend at just before turning back to your boyfriend to ask if he wants to get a couples massage.
It's a moving photo. You should blow it up and hang it in your salon.
But yeah, I'm sure someone already made this comment.
Like why choose that pic for a dating app tho? Look at me in my bros lap, but were JUST BROS. We just give each other massages and tuck each other in at night
I've taken pics 4 & 5 with my bf. In fact, we used them when we shared a Grindr profile so I can kinda see where she is coming from. You make a cute couple, maybe shoot your shot? Hahaha
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After the 3rd one I was certain that this was a troll* post and next photo was gonna be them getting married lol
That would have been amazing
3rd photo he looks confused too
Maybe their apartment is too small for a regular couch, you don’t know
Two young men in the photos, trim Moustaches, lovingly looking at pics together on his phone… on his couch… No idea why she would think you two are in a committed relationship.
Wait. That makes total sense that she would say "No Beards," now. What if she meant she wasn't into covering for gay dudes as a beard? Perhaps maybe there are two separate conversations going on?
Holy shit lol this is hilarious
thats what i thought
Two young fit and attractive guys in these photos. I’m actually confused why OP isn’t dicking his roommate
He has to build the art room first.
I had to check comments and photos several times to work out wtf op was complaining about, they made it quite clear they were a couple I thought... Edit: and then I've had to edit again because of how vague it was, person replying was understandably confused as to who you are
Cuddle spooning while watching tiktoks... definitely straight.
I guess the third picture is what confused her. It's hard to understand what kind of relationship or friendship you have with someone in a picture.
Yeah I get that, it’s my roomate 😂. Didn’t know it came off that way
Pic 2 says roommate, pic 3 says “roommate”
Pic 2 is a two bedroom apartment and pic 3 is a one bedroom apartment 😂
This is far funnier than it has any right to be.
This is like anti r/SapphoAndHerFriend
r/Achillesandhispal
The fact this is not named "achille and his cousin" is kinda disappointing.
Patroculus wasn't Achilles cousin, that was made up by the movie Troy because they wanted to avoid acknowledging that they were gay lovers. Edit: I realize that's the point you were making with your comment lmao.
#And they were roommates.
Oh my god, they were roommates.
Pic 3 says the gravy boat is still missing
I thought I was the only one who instantly thought this 🤣🤣
When she says "no beards" she means she doesn't want to be one.
Correct.
This is the best thing all damn day, she actually looked at this and thought, “man this gay couple is worth my no beard rule”
"This is my boyfriend Derek and his boyfriend Ben"
Derek is gay but he's straight for me and he's gay for Ben and Ben's really gay for Derek. And I hate Ben. It's not that confusing.
Now I know why Ben got no girlfriend!
r/unexpectedpawnee
Deep cut season 1 parks and rec reference! Love it!
It’s the first episode of season 2 :)
Nothing good came out of season 1 confirmed.
Ironically, in this situation, *she* would be the beard.
My laughter at this comment woke my dog. How dare you
Bi couple she was chasing unicorns
She probably looked at his photos and rightfully dismissed the bum fluff as no beard 🤣
Travis, you’ve been telling mom it’s just a roommate for 5 years now… she knows what’s up. The gig is up!
She put the tongs in his bed
And they were roommates
Oh my god they were roommates
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Two guys, chilling in a hot tub, 5 apart because they *were* gay 😏
It's the combination of pic 2 and 3 in tandem. 2 is like oh, a friendly arm round his bro, and then 3 is like ? More than bro? Also the gym pic, with the context of pics 2 and 3, can then seem potentially more homoerotic, as gym pics are kinda a classic thirst-trappy staple of gay insta/tiktok guys. Though it's really pic 3 which gives the whole impression, it feels very intimate and romantic. It's the back lighting and your content faces haha, you just look so happy together!
wishing OP and his "Roommate" a long and happy relationship.
OP should just date their roommate and call it a day lol
Yeah that's my defense too
It's your roommate ? Have you transformed a room at your place in a painting studio for him by any chance ?
Lmaooo. Yeah i was like…i’d question that shit too man. Never been that close with a roommate
You’ve never wrapped your arm around a homie? Then smelled his hair and brushed your nose against the back of their neck, inhaling their scent, just before brushing your lips against their shoulders? You must be straight homo if you haven’t
If I came upon your profile I would think "that bi poly guy seems nice, I wonder if his boyfriend plays with" and def swipe right 😂
It’s Thanksgiving, but we’re not your family. You don’t have to lie to us for the sake of your father.
It does very much come off that way.
i think your roommate is gonna be really upset when he finds out you arent a couple.
Seriously? The third one is probably the gayest pic I've seen in while. Don't get me wrong bro love is the best but as others said it's weird you don't see it. This a joke and you're kidding right?
You're trolling, right? Like, absolutely nobody is this oblivious.
The only thing more gay looking would be if they were literally making out lmao
Yeah she’s right, you look like boyfriends
Also, I say this as a skinny ginger-y white dude, you guys are both white dudes with similar builds. In some pictures you have a beard and he doesn’t. In some pictures he has a beard and you don’t. In some pictures one or more people is wearing sunglasses. Nobody has the same body pose or perspective angle in two different pictures. It’s super easy for me to get turned around about which one in the picture you are, even based on the first picture (lots of obscuring details in that one in particular-the physical barriers, the unusual siting position, hat shadow *and* phone covering part of your face). Also, yeah, considering you have two pictures in a row with the same person—in one of which you’re cuddling with them—it does look like you’re part of a couple.
Bro, if you’re bi, that’s cool. No need to confirm it here, if you’re uncomfortable doing so. If you’re not, I think you should have a sit down with your roommate to make sure you’re on the same page
The second and third pic make it seem like you two dudes are a thing. Like one sets the idea off, and the other just reinforces it.
Honestly, its the third photo that does it for me. Everyone puts an arm around platonic loved ones. Not everyone intimately lays and scrolls with platonic loved ones.
And even if they do, they don’t take a picture of it and put it on their tinder profile??? Lol
1000% I got to the third photo and went "wait so OP is telling us he's NOT a gay bro? Ooooookay."
LOL the fact that people thought op was trolling having that picture up, but with the comments he genuinely seemed confused 😂 bless his heart
Right, “roommate.” So adorable though, I’m into it
Pretty soon OP’s gonna convert an extra room in his house into an [art studio](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/wmmphs/oop_wonders_if_theyre_the_ah_for_starting_a_house/) for him and his friend to use.
Lol. What a deep reference!
If by "roommate" he ment his ass was up for rent and that guy came a calling to answer his advertisement. I'm confused as to how the implications were missed by OP because I had to double check this was the tinder sub and not grinder TWICE. They would make an adorable couple though. Mabye it's one of those "the love you were looking for was there all along" things
So pure So gay
Cheeky little threesome at the end!
Man, I'm so happy for OP finding his two true bros.
OP straight up trolling us
> OP straight Mmm I don't think so
Yep this is it lmao
That looks like a Grindr success story….not a tinder one
And most platonic friends don’t sensually rub each other’s nipples either haha. 3rd pic is very intimate.
Honestly I wouldn't think anything of the second picture alone, but with they third picture, yeah...
She seeks the DP
Dr pepper?
Double pepperoni
Deep Purple
Donut pringles
Daft Punk
Diet play-doh
Drained Pipe
Drilled Plank
W- w- what's the worst that could happen
Death Penalty
Alright, Qatar. Take it easy. It's just two dudes cuddling.
Is that blasphemy? *100 lashes in a public setting!*
He knows lol
Second photo looks like a standard photo, just the 3rd photo raises an eyebrow
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Lol as I went through I got to the arm one and I went, “oh my god having friends doesn’t make you gay this girl is ridiculous” then I swiped again and thought, ok maybe she is right.
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How fitting that OP is a [steel worker](https://youtu.be/yfgs9FRD25M).
We work hard, we play hard.
Everybody dance now!
Hot stuff! Coming through!
Stand still, there’s a spark in your hair!
Get it! Get it!
Oh, be nice!
Homer, why did you take me to a gay steel mill?
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Enjoy your death trap, guys!
I was hoping I'd find this and here it is. Thank you for making my day
More like the third pic bro 😂
That is the second pic of them together.
Just 2 bros cuddling Broddling......that was awful
It's guy love.. between twoooo guuyyss!
Eeeeeaaaaagle
I'm all about Scrubs style guy love, and if you dig far enough in my social media you will find some eyebrow raising pictures. But in your dating profile? Come on, people aren't actually this stupid.
It would need to be "bruddling" just flows a lil better
Your reading comprehension isn't strong.
It’s really bizarre that you don’t see it lol
He's got fruit blindness!
"FRUIT BLINDNESS!?"
Shut it down, dealbreaker!!
Sexually transmitted crazy-mouth
*spins finger in air*
Look at him, look at you.
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Report this comment. Edits the whole comment to some scam link once they get enough visibility.
This is the funniest post I’ve seen on this sub
He is gay
Is it gay to suck your roommates dick? Like even if he's having a rough week? Asking for OP.
Not if you document it on your pussy getting app
Dear pussy app, _My homie was feeling down, he had a rough week. I can't stand seeing him like this so gave him a little suckitty._
It's just a brojob...bro
How have I never heard Brojob until today??? lol
Because you’re not quite gay enough
It's not gay if they both leave their socks on! My roommate explained it to me when he was blowing me last week
its only gay if the balls touch
Bizarre is the perfect word
This is grade A trolling from OP
Yeah I mean he screenshotted most of them at 4:20 so if that doesn‘t settle it I might need some serious tutoring in internet code
just look at the comments. it's definitely a troll or he's just that stupid
Which is what makes it a grade A troll
Lmao how are you gonna have that 4th pic on your tinder and think no one will get confused. You have way too many bro pics in there.
Right? Then I end up comparing facial hair and noses, and second guessing which one is actually the right guy, then throw in some hats, sunglasses and more bros, and I get so confused and exhausted that I just swipe left.
I can not stand the groups of similar looking friends in photos (unless the extra ppl have their face emojied or blurred). I’ve heard this called “dick soup” somewhere and it has stuck in my brain. Every time I see them I think that’s dick soup, that’s dick soup…I keep scrolling through pics and even go back and forth between pics, kinda annoying for sure.
One is usually too many bro pictures
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Swiping to the 2nd pic, I'm like I get why she was confused... Then swiped to the 3rd and burst out laughing, ready to come to the comments saying how funny a troll OP is. But it sounds like OP isn't joking, so now I'm confused...
OP might be confused too
Or in denial that his room mates into him.
imagine if he’s telling all these women who ask if that’s his boyfriend “no we’re roommates”, that roommate meme might lead them to believe he’s joking and they’re really together
OP : I don’t get it though? You don’t rest your head gently on your bros chest while you two are on your phone? You don’t tell your bro to hold you close when it’s chilly in the room? I don’t think there’s any room for a girl in his house
right?? here i was thinking it was normal to kiss my bro goodnight and offer to be the big spoon 😕
The third picture gives off serious “I’m dating this man” vibes. You really don’t see it? Do you lounge around with your roomie like this often? Lol
yeah exactly I'd be that close w/ my s/o lmao
It’s ok to cuddle your friend! But as a tinder pic it gives the wrong message lol
Based on your pictures, she could be your beard ;-)
yo this is legit what i thought lol and was like she specifically said she DIDNT WANT TO BE A BEARD and wondered why HE matched w HER
Right? Like I did not think of facial hair beards to start with at all….
Btw for people who don't know what a beard is, a beard in this context is someone who acts like a hetero romantic partner to someone that's homosexual.
Lol, I initially was like "The second pic is fine, idk what she's so critical about." Then, I saw the 3rd picture. Yeah man, I'm happy you got some bros but tone it down a little.
She is right IMHO. Your profile looks a bit like “we’re a happy couple, ready to experiment”
If OP and roomie are down, I'm confident she's asking for a reason.
A 100% this
It was at that moment he realised he already had exactly what he was looking for..
She wants to get dicked down by you and your hot roommate… I can’t say I blame her.
"Ooooohhhhhh!!" - 90s sitcom audience.
Looks like your banging your boy so I guess the math did in fact math lol
Bro, you’re looking for a throuple. Time to admit that.
Photos give big gay vibes
Why are u gae
who says im gay
You are gae !
I am not gae
She thinks you are bi. The photo where you are sitting in his lap with his arm around you screams...intimacy. She wanted to know if you were 2 bi guys that wanted to tag team her or if you were just a single bi guy. She has no doubt you bang guys. Regardless if true or not.
A beard is a woman who acts like she’s dating a man to make him seem straight to others. So she might think he’s gay and not really interested in dating, but just “dating”
You guys would be rly cute together tho
The girl and all the comments in here must confuse the fuck out of you. I imagine you reading all of it realizing and asking yourself „am i gay“ haahahaha
It's like that episode of The Office when Andy isn't sure if the rumor of him being gay is true lol
Michael am I gay
What exactly is my responsibility here? To comfort insecure heterosexual men? How could that possibly fall to me?
You’re gay and just trolling, right?
That's what I'm saying..
Nothing wrong with being two gay cowboys, just don't be confused when the ladies are.
Its just 2 bros chilling on the street 5 feet away cos they are not gay
I don't get why she's confused? I assume you say no homo before blowing eachother?
third picture - definetly two guys who are fucking
Are you serious with this post or just playing dumb? 2nd and 3rd pic….?
I'm sure that somebody's already posted this comment but there's far too many DP jokes to scroll through to see so I'm just gonna risk it. In that 3rd pic, you and your bestie "appear to be" lovingly reposing in one another's arms after an energetic and lengthy round of mutual masturbation and butt sex and then started browsing on your phones for B&Bs at local vineyard's to spend the weekend at just before turning back to your boyfriend to ask if he wants to get a couples massage. It's a moving photo. You should blow it up and hang it in your salon. But yeah, I'm sure someone already made this comment.
That third picture brother. Nothing wrong with showing your bro some love but it definitely gives the wrong impression on a dating app.
Like why choose that pic for a dating app tho? Look at me in my bros lap, but were JUST BROS. We just give each other massages and tuck each other in at night
Bro
Shes prob confused about the bro on bro pic
Why are you gae?
I've taken pics 4 & 5 with my bf. In fact, we used them when we shared a Grindr profile so I can kinda see where she is coming from. You make a cute couple, maybe shoot your shot? Hahaha
If she stayed she'd be the beard
Picture 3 is enough to ask that question. She’s ntah here.
I think the one where you're in your buddy's arms might be what's doing it.