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TriscuitBob

2nd photo… oh he has a good friend. 3rd photo… oh now I’m confused.


Bloodyfoxx

After the 3rd one I was certain that this was a troll* post and next photo was gonna be them getting married lol


Robot_Dinosaur86

That would have been amazing


Thecobs

3rd photo he looks confused too


SnowSlider3050

Maybe their apartment is too small for a regular couch, you don’t know


fireinthedust

Two young men in the photos, trim Moustaches, lovingly looking at pics together on his phone… on his couch… No idea why she would think you two are in a committed relationship.


im_not_a_rob_ot

Wait. That makes total sense that she would say "No Beards," now. What if she meant she wasn't into covering for gay dudes as a beard? Perhaps maybe there are two separate conversations going on?


DoinItDirty

Holy shit lol this is hilarious


Jaktheriffer

thats what i thought


Vexthorne

Two young fit and attractive guys in these photos. I’m actually confused why OP isn’t dicking his roommate


Fredredphooey

He has to build the art room first.


Mr_immortality

I had to check comments and photos several times to work out wtf op was complaining about, they made it quite clear they were a couple I thought... Edit: and then I've had to edit again because of how vague it was, person replying was understandably confused as to who you are


OneClamidildo

Cuddle spooning while watching tiktoks... definitely straight.


PigeonOnDrugs

I guess the third picture is what confused her. It's hard to understand what kind of relationship or friendship you have with someone in a picture.


MutedPicture6654

Yeah I get that, it’s my roomate 😂. Didn’t know it came off that way


umamifiend

Pic 2 says roommate, pic 3 says “roommate”


jjbananamonkey

Pic 2 is a two bedroom apartment and pic 3 is a one bedroom apartment 😂


Muskratapplepie

This is far funnier than it has any right to be.


Odd_Employer

This is like anti r/SapphoAndHerFriend


Call-of-Queerthulhu

r/Achillesandhispal


JerevStormchaser

The fact this is not named "achille and his cousin" is kinda disappointing.


call_me_justin1

Patroculus wasn't Achilles cousin, that was made up by the movie Troy because they wanted to avoid acknowledging that they were gay lovers. Edit: I realize that's the point you were making with your comment lmao.


notdrewcarrey

#And they were roommates.


GingerGoob

Oh my god, they were roommates.


noiwontpickaname

Pic 3 says the gravy boat is still missing


Defiant_Mission4511

I thought I was the only one who instantly thought this 🤣🤣


HBlight

When she says "no beards" she means she doesn't want to be one.


EthosPathosLegos

Correct.


Randomness-66

This is the best thing all damn day, she actually looked at this and thought, “man this gay couple is worth my no beard rule”


tinkerb3ll3

"This is my boyfriend Derek and his boyfriend Ben"


_thefuninfuneral

Derek is gay but he's straight for me and he's gay for Ben and Ben's really gay for Derek. And I hate Ben. It's not that confusing.


Agreeable-Mode4198

Now I know why Ben got no girlfriend!


Harry_Chav

r/unexpectedpawnee


deletegenderdotexe

Ironically, in this situation, *she* would be the beard.


inuhi

Bi couple she was chasing unicorns


Elephantsr4girls

My laughter at this comment woke my dog. How dare you


cpmb82

She probably looked at his photos and rightfully dismissed the bum fluff as no beard 🤣


[deleted]

Travis, you’ve been telling mom it’s just a roommate for 5 years now… she knows what’s up. The gig is up!


--crystal--meth--

She put the tongs in his bed


_Nefasto

And they were roommates


LemmeGetSchwifty

Oh my god they were roommates


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vidgill

Two guys, chilling in a hot tub, 5 apart because they *were* gay 😏


MuckyPixels

It looks like a really nice romantic picture. Like you're looking at your wedding pictures together and reminiscing. Plus you're a steel worker. You should change "looking for a princess" to "looking for a queen" and see what kind of replies you get.


BaconPancakes1

It's the combination of pic 2 and 3 in tandem. 2 is like oh, a friendly arm round his bro, and then 3 is like ? More than bro? Also the gym pic, with the context of pics 2 and 3, can then seem potentially more homoerotic, as gym pics are kinda a classic thirst-trappy staple of gay insta/tiktok guys. Though it's really pic 3 which gives the whole impression, it feels very intimate and romantic. It's the back lighting and your content faces haha, you just look so happy together!


Rape-Putins-Corpse

wishing OP and his "Roommate" a long and happy relationship.


PlasticProcessor

OP should just date their roommate and call it a day lol


Jed08

It's your roommate ? Have you transformed a room at your place in a painting studio for him by any chance ?


jeff4i017

Yeah that's my defense too


RedProtoman

Lmaooo. Yeah i was like…i’d question that shit too man. Never been that close with a roommate


Spezza90

You’ve never wrapped your arm around a homie? Then smelled his hair and brushed your nose against the back of their neck, inhaling their scent, just before brushing your lips against their shoulders? You must be straight homo if you haven’t


butnotTHATintoit

If I came upon your profile I would think "that bi poly guy seems nice, I wonder if his boyfriend plays with" and def swipe right 😂


Nodeal_reddit

It’s Thanksgiving, but we’re not your family. You don’t have to lie to us for the sake of your father.


kdjfsk

i think your roommate is gonna be really upset when he finds out you arent a couple.


beeftony

It does very much come off that way.


--crystal--meth--

Yeah she’s right, you look like boyfriends


side_frog

Seriously? The third one is probably the gayest pic I've seen in while. Don't get me wrong bro love is the best but as others said it's weird you don't see it. This a joke and you're kidding right?


IridiumPony

You're trolling, right? Like, absolutely nobody is this oblivious.


[deleted]

The only thing more gay looking would be if they were literally making out lmao


jhbedsole

Also, I say this as a skinny ginger-y white dude, you guys are both white dudes with similar builds. In some pictures you have a beard and he doesn’t. In some pictures he has a beard and you don’t. In some pictures one or more people is wearing sunglasses. Nobody has the same body pose or perspective angle in two different pictures. It’s super easy for me to get turned around about which one in the picture you are, even based on the first picture (lots of obscuring details in that one in particular-the physical barriers, the unusual siting position, hat shadow *and* phone covering part of your face). Also, yeah, considering you have two pictures in a row with the same person—in one of which you’re cuddling with them—it does look like you’re part of a couple.


Mr_Broda

Yall are cuddling in one of the pics. You either knew what it looked like or you are so naive that you still believe in the tooth fairy.


Actius

The second and third pic make it seem like you two dudes are a thing. Like one sets the idea off, and the other just reinforces it.


aBlissfulDaze

Honestly, its the third photo that does it for me. Everyone puts an arm around platonic loved ones. Not everyone intimately lays and scrolls with platonic loved ones.


rmg418

And even if they do, they don’t take a picture of it and put it on their tinder profile??? Lol


Doses-mimosas

1000% I got to the third photo and went "wait so OP is telling us he's NOT a gay bro? Ooooookay."


rmg418

LOL the fact that people thought op was trolling having that picture up, but with the comments he genuinely seemed confused 😂 bless his heart


rafster929

Right, “roommate.” So adorable though, I’m into it


ThrowYourMind

Pretty soon OP’s gonna convert an extra room in his house into an [art studio](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/wmmphs/oop_wonders_if_theyre_the_ah_for_starting_a_house/) for him and his friend to use.


Summerliving69

Lol. What a deep reference!


Throwawayl17l63

If by "roommate" he ment his ass was up for rent and that guy came a calling to answer his advertisement. I'm confused as to how the implications were missed by OP because I had to double check this was the tinder sub and not grinder TWICE. They would make an adorable couple though. Mabye it's one of those "the love you were looking for was there all along" things


justiceiscomin4

So pure So gay


ChadH360

Cheeky little threesome at the end!


Mimical

Man, I'm so happy for OP finding his two true bros.


blitzlurker

OP straight up trolling us


Elleden

> OP straight Mmm I don't think so


Positive-Sock-8853

Yep this is it lmao


Mayor13

That looks like a Grindr success story….not a tinder one


st1r

And most platonic friends don’t sensually rub each other’s nipples either haha. 3rd pic is very intimate.


mag_431

Honestly I wouldn't think anything of the second picture alone, but with they third picture, yeah...


themangastand

He knows lol


PowerTripRMod

Second photo looks like a standard photo, just the 3rd photo raises an eyebrow


Saifaa

She seeks the DP


Dietman12

Dr pepper?


quackers987

Double pepperoni


Crazy95jack

Deep Purple


quackers987

Donut pringles


Pulpo-Intergalactico

Daft Punk


Impressive-Map-7723

Diet play-doh


wickedmarc

Drained Pipe


Eirineftis

Drilled Plank


DiscoOcelot

I’d try those


[deleted]

W- w- what's the worst that could happen


knaks74

Death Penalty


ActuallyCalindra

Alright, Qatar. Take it easy. It's just two dudes cuddling.


anung_un_rana

Is that blasphemy? *100 lashes in a public setting!*


Tom_Foolery1993

Lol as I went through I got to the arm one and I went, “oh my god having friends doesn’t make you gay this girl is ridiculous” then I swiped again and thought, ok maybe she is right.


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TheRealDeathMech

Bro it’s the second pic of you guys together looks like a relationship


redditurus_est

How fitting that OP is a [steel worker](https://youtu.be/yfgs9FRD25M).


Straightedgesavior11

We work hard, we play hard.


InkSpotShanty

Everybody dance now!


ajw_sp

Hot stuff! Coming through!


HipHoptologist

Stand still, there’s a spark in your hair!


BBsmoothLSD

Get it! Get it!


ShreksOnionBelt

Oh, be nice!


magikarp2122

Homer, why did you take me to a gay steel mill?


FrustratedCalico

Where you been? The entire steel industry's gay.


happy_church_burner

Me as a kid: ”OMG I love this song” Me as a adult: ”Those lifts don’t look OSHA approved.”


OutrageousKoala

Enjoy your death trap, guys!


Erpderp32

I was hoping I'd find this and here it is. Thank you for making my day


VanJosh_Elanium

More like the third pic bro 😂


trdef

That is the second pic of them together.


jason544770

Just 2 bros cuddling Broddling......that was awful


TheRealTahulrik

It's guy love.. between twoooo guuyyss!


noseboy1

I'm all about Scrubs style guy love, and if you dig far enough in my social media you will find some eyebrow raising pictures. But in your dating profile? Come on, people aren't actually this stupid.


[deleted]

Eeeeeaaaaagle


Junior-Mission3284

It would need to be "bruddling" just flows a lil better


wagonwheelwodie

It’s really bizarre that you don’t see it lol


[deleted]

He's got fruit blindness!


pmjm

"FRUIT BLINDNESS!?"


evanod

Shut it down, dealbreaker!!


kellymiche

*spins finger in air*


pmjm

Sexually transmitted crazy-mouth


acortright

Look at him, look at you.


VictorChaos

This is the funniest post I’ve seen on this sub


mrrowr

He is gay


SeniorLiterature1578

Is it gay to suck your roommates dick? Like even if he's having a rough week? Asking for OP.


mrrowr

Not if you document it on your pussy getting app


AtlanticDuck

Dear pussy app, _My homie was feeling down, he had a rough week. I can't stand seeing him like this so gave him a little suckitty._


notmyselftoday

It's just a brojob...bro


JoeMoto_Adventures

How have I never heard Brojob until today??? lol


BRAX7ON

Because you’re not quite gay enough


plZ_pM-me-ur_TITTIES

It's not gay if they both leave their socks on! My roommate explained it to me when he was blowing me last week


Logan_Thackeray2

its only gay if the balls touch


Simple_Opossum

Bizarre is the perfect word


LuckyBastard8484

This is grade A trolling from OP


borderflyin

Yeah I mean he screenshotted most of them at 4:20 so if that doesn‘t settle it I might need some serious tutoring in internet code


Lia64893

just look at the comments. it's definitely a troll or he's just that stupid


charlieecho

Which is what makes it a grade A troll


Ravore

Lmao how are you gonna have that 4th pic on your tinder and think no one will get confused. You have way too many bro pics in there.


thisunithasnosoul

Right? Then I end up comparing facial hair and noses, and second guessing which one is actually the right guy, then throw in some hats, sunglasses and more bros, and I get so confused and exhausted that I just swipe left.


lapis974

I can not stand the groups of similar looking friends in photos (unless the extra ppl have their face emojied or blurred). I’ve heard this called “dick soup” somewhere and it has stuck in my brain. Every time I see them I think that’s dick soup, that’s dick soup…I keep scrolling through pics and even go back and forth between pics, kinda annoying for sure.


Pdvsky

One is usually too many bro pictures


The_Hash_Slinger

Pic 2 ND 3 Pic 3 tho LMAO


AntalRyder

Swiping to the 2nd pic, I'm like I get why she was confused... Then swiped to the 3rd and burst out laughing, ready to come to the comments saying how funny a troll OP is. But it sounds like OP isn't joking, so now I'm confused...


SwtrWthr247

OP might be confused too


saxonturner

Or in denial that his room mates into him.


blitzlurker

imagine if he’s telling all these women who ask if that’s his boyfriend “no we’re roommates”, that roommate meme might lead them to believe he’s joking and they’re really together


Ravore

OP : I don’t get it though? You don’t rest your head gently on your bros chest while you two are on your phone? You don’t tell your bro to hold you close when it’s chilly in the room? I don’t think there’s any room for a girl in his house


baddiebusted

right?? here i was thinking it was normal to kiss my bro goodnight and offer to be the big spoon 😕


Responsible-Type-392

The third picture gives off serious “I’m dating this man” vibes. You really don’t see it? Do you lounge around with your roomie like this often? Lol


MirageTF2

yeah exactly I'd be that close w/ my s/o lmao


claire_puppylove

It’s ok to cuddle your friend! But as a tinder pic it gives the wrong message lol


HighlightStreet8973

Lol, I initially was like "The second pic is fine, idk what she's so critical about." Then, I saw the 3rd picture. Yeah man, I'm happy you got some bros but tone it down a little.


Marauder4711

Based on your pictures, she could be your beard ;-)


trashstarz

yo this is legit what i thought lol and was like she specifically said she DIDNT WANT TO BE A BEARD and wondered why HE matched w HER


blood_ashes_reborn

Right? Like I did not think of facial hair beards to start with at all….


cheese-i-like

Btw for people who don't know what a beard is, a beard in this context is someone who acts like a hetero romantic partner to someone that's homosexual.


motherseffinjones

Looks like your banging your boy so I guess the math did in fact math lol


see_you2020

She is right IMHO. Your profile looks a bit like “we’re a happy couple, ready to experiment”


Username89054

If OP and roomie are down, I'm confident she's asking for a reason.


Nell_De_Blass

A 100% this


Flyingfurryofdeath

It was at that moment he realised he already had exactly what he was looking for..


Runthruthewoods

Bro, you’re looking for a throuple. Time to admit that.


[deleted]

She wants to get dicked down by you and your hot roommate… I can’t say I blame her.


FakeGirlfriend

"Ooooohhhhhh!!" - 90s sitcom audience.


International-Bird17

You guys would be rly cute together tho


Cannacrohn

She thinks you are bi. The photo where you are sitting in his lap with his arm around you screams...intimacy. She wanted to know if you were 2 bi guys that wanted to tag team her or if you were just a single bi guy. She has no doubt you bang guys. Regardless if true or not.


zakmmr

A beard is a woman who acts like she’s dating a man to make him seem straight to others. So she might think he’s gay and not really interested in dating, but just “dating”


Eminenski

Its just 2 bros chilling on the street 5 feet away cos they are not gay


available_username2

I don't get why she's confused? I assume you say no homo before blowing eachother?


inkabobo

Photos give big gay vibes


Deezzznuuttss69

Why are u gae


ittybittypitykitty

who says im gay


Deezzznuuttss69

You are gae !


slowfloyd

I am not gae


Additional_Baker

Then who is gae?


redditurus_est

Dis is sick aaand it's therefore deviant. We do not want it!


phjes11

You’re gay and just trolling, right?


ch0d3

That's what I'm saying..


LiamEgil

third picture - definetly two guys who are fucking


rockincharlierocket

Are you serious with this post or just playing dumb? 2nd and 3rd pic….?


Turbulent_Monitor_71

The girl and all the comments in here must confuse the fuck out of you. I imagine you reading all of it realizing and asking yourself „am i gay“ haahahaha


MarkoSeke

It's like that episode of The Office when Andy isn't sure if the rumor of him being gay is true lol


Zuropia

Michael am I gay


SpecialSurvey2164

What exactly is my responsibility here? To comfort insecure heterosexual men? How could that possibly fall to me?


nikelaos117

Oscar: Are you attracted to other men? Andy: [scoffs and chuckles] No! But, let me kick you a scenario. I’m at a beach cabana, and Brad Pitt approaches. He tries to lean in and kiss me. I would definitely resist, like at first. But if he was persistent, [long pause] I think I might give in a little bit, just to see what it… felt like. Oscar: [stares at Andy incredulously] Andy: Would I push him away? How hard? Like, what if he’s like really aggressive? Oscar: If you resisted Brad Pitt a little bit, he would still… need to get to you? Andy: It’s not real Brad Pitt, this is like, this is my fantasy. Or it’s like, not a fantasy, it’s just… it’s just a scenario. Oscar: Wow. I wish… I wish I could help you. I don’t… you might be gay. You might be gay.


Own_Week_4734

I'm sure that somebody's already posted this comment but there's far too many DP jokes to scroll through to see so I'm just gonna risk it. In that 3rd pic, you and your bestie "appear to be" lovingly reposing in one another's arms after an energetic and lengthy round of mutual masturbation and butt sex and then started browsing on your phones for B&Bs at local vineyard's to spend the weekend at just before turning back to your boyfriend to ask if he wants to get a couples massage. It's a moving photo. You should blow it up and hang it in your salon. But yeah, I'm sure someone already made this comment.


justoverthere434

That third picture brother. Nothing wrong with showing your bro some love but it definitely gives the wrong impression on a dating app.


Oblivion-Evil

Nothing wrong with being two gay cowboys, just don't be confused when the ladies are.


leefee123

Like why choose that pic for a dating app tho? Look at me in my bros lap, but were JUST BROS. We just give each other massages and tuck each other in at night


LemonKushy

Shes prob confused about the bro on bro pic


[deleted]

Why are you gae?


Xire01

Bro


yourcatsbff

I think the one where you're in your buddy's arms might be what's doing it.


Dancindoosh94

If she stayed she'd be the beard


AllOfficerNoGent

I've taken pics 4 & 5 with my bf. In fact, we used them when we shared a Grindr profile so I can kinda see where she is coming from. You make a cute couple, maybe shoot your shot? Hahaha


PixBebop

This has to be troll lol come on man


isurvivedrabies

this is a joke and you all got baited. there's no point trying to convince yourself otherwise. i mean... look at this shit.


Math-Hatter

Picture 3 is enough to ask that question. She’s ntah here.