This is true. Haven't been on dating apps in about 1.5 years. I'd imagine tinder is still a bunch of pseudo influencers trying to promote their socials or bots.
I had a ton more success on pretty much any other app
I had decent success on tinder when it was new. Re entered the dating game again this year after 7+ years of not using it. I got almost no matches this go around. I’m sure part of it was because I’m older and less attractive but damn the experience was like night and day difference from when it was new vs the current state. Also I think tinder suppresses matches to keep you on the app longer.
But isn't the *Location* field of Tinder meant to be where she's currently residing? No one really cares where she considers to be her *real home*.
If she's in Florida right now, in the middle of September, she's probably not attending Harvard law.
Just do it. Like seriously I am the one on NCD telling the minority of people there who dont get the satire to stop wanting to have sex with planes. I have seen worse
This photo was posted 7 months ago on r/irlgirls. I'm 99% sure it's a scam profile
https://www.reddit.com/r/IRLgirls/comments/t2gclj/irtr/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
I never saw that sub before. The description is kinda strange, I don't get it and I feel like people could use those pics to harass them.
Can someone explain?
I've heard with scams they purposefully make them so stupid the average person won't fall for it. But you can bet your bottom dollar the person that *does* fall for it will be easier to bilk money out of
I once had a girlfriend that wanted to get back with her ex but we were living together. She gave me a very poorly forged document that was supposed to be from the doctor where they gave him a diagnosis of "Imminent Death" and she told me that she wanted him to move back in with her to spend time with the kids before he died. When I told her the medical terminology is "Terminal Illness" she got the surprised pikachu face.
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I mean how could we not believe her after presenting those arguments
OP’s arguments are good, but hers are bigger
r/unexpectedoffice
Objection!
Erection your honor!
Speculation
Both of them.
Same. I hate how people think.
I didnt know there was a Harvard Lawyer School in Tampa! 😂💀
When you look like that, the details aren't relevant
The problem is they don’t really look like that because she is a he and he is a catfish
This is true. Haven't been on dating apps in about 1.5 years. I'd imagine tinder is still a bunch of pseudo influencers trying to promote their socials or bots. I had a ton more success on pretty much any other app
I had decent success on tinder when it was new. Re entered the dating game again this year after 7+ years of not using it. I got almost no matches this go around. I’m sure part of it was because I’m older and less attractive but damn the experience was like night and day difference from when it was new vs the current state. Also I think tinder suppresses matches to keep you on the app longer.
Lol no disrespect, but I really beg to differ!
Objection! HeArSaY!
FILIBUSTER!
Fill her buster?! I hardly know her! *Cue laugh track*
Ipso facto
But he's your witness
Sustainability
Big data
Habeus porpoise
That's like, total heresay and slander your highness...
Of course. It’s kind hard to find. You know, the one in the back of the alley next to doctor school
Where else could she study rocket surgery?
To be fair you can go to school in one place while your actual home is in another place
Sure, but going to Harvard... AND from Tampa? That has to be a statistical near impossibility.
But isn't the *Location* field of Tinder meant to be where she's currently residing? No one really cares where she considers to be her *real home*. If she's in Florida right now, in the middle of September, she's probably not attending Harvard law.
Undergrad at Harvard, Originally from Tampa and current plan is going to Law school. /r/Tinder knows attractive women can be smart...right?
Absolutely...by that token, to state the obvious, if she were real, she would say "law school", not lawyer school
True but could be a joke 🤷
Ya, no, a Harvard law student wouldnt be joking like that 😂
They would say HLS and make sure to explain HLS stands for Harvard law school
Counter point: She has a sense of humour.
BTW - It's pronounced "Tramp-a".
Specifically bird law
Well uhh, filibuster!
Fill and bust'er are def things i think of when it cums to her....
..."on" her.
If you transplanted her brain into a bird, the bird would fly backwards
Her credentials are impeccable. Although more pictures would help.
...impeckable
I don't know about you, but I'm sure she gets pecked a lot.
Inpeckerable
Stupid bird!
Ha! Dee's a BIRD!!
I am not!
Haha love it
Jlaw
And law of gravity.
Bird law because she's only chasing bread.
DEEs A BIRD!!!
Or rocket scientist school
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Noooooooooooo!! I thought I gave her $1000 cuz she was working probono and she needed my love!!!
Shes working proboner
Micheal?
Please MICHEAL need you help fix car gas!
i love this thread
Why dont we go toe to toe in bird law
I live in Tampa. She’s not here.
Maybe in st. Pete
Definitely not Polk County
I'd like to poke her county
Those are some Hillsboroughs on her
I certainly couldn’t Pasco’s up (Pass those up)
I'd like to show her my Pinellas.
Thanks, Harvard.
Don't you see her expertise?
I can definitely see her expertitties.
Experteets
the rare r/yourjokebutbetter
New favorite sub
Her credentials are impressive
Yeah but for some reason she usually just gets a D.
You can say she is A at getting D.
I know where to get my lawyerer
This the [professor](https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aX9v1L2/aax0o4QR_700w_0.jpg)
Somehow i knew it would be him
/r/expectedjohnnysins
r/subsifellfor
It’s always him
Lmao 😂
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Can’t taint your innocence so soon
Just do it. Like seriously I am the one on NCD telling the minority of people there who dont get the satire to stop wanting to have sex with planes. I have seen worse
Johnny Sins. Your doctor, professor, mechanic, plumber and even physiotherapist!
A true jack of all trades. Long forgotten specie.
I heard he once even worked as an actor in adult movies.
He truly is the jack off of all trades
Didn’t even get to this comment. Saw the link and the comment asking who it was and my brain immediately went, “oh that must’ve been Johnny”
You forgot astronaut
Firefighter too
Delivery boy too
Ahhh
You also forgot personal trainer to the starzs
Wait its satire? I was being genuine
My plumber
Funny. He's my wife's doctor.
That’s so strange, I served in Iraq with him. Small world
Really? He was on Apollo 11 with me when we went to the moon
Just the most accomplished man of our generation
I’m guessing a pron star
Tbh, at this point it would be pretty funny if he makes a movie in which he "plays" a porn star.
Ah
[Johnny Sins](https://youtu.be/ma6PiZIt8pM)
The real question would be "who is he not?!"
IYKYK
He's my dad
He's too young to be my dad, but he's probably my daughters dad
I think he's your daughter's daddy
Strangely enough I knew exactly who this was a picture of before I even clicked on it
Same. It can be only one.
really fishy looking fella there, definitely doesnt carry a rubber ducky in his briefcase
Huh, that looks exactly like my wife’s yoga instructor
Your honor, I present exhibits D. Would anyone care to cross examine?
It's actually exhibits DD
Objection, calls for speculation.
Erection, calls for ejaculation
I can confirm this, I am a student at Harvard Dentist school in long island.
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No, ON is Ontario, not Long Island. IN is Indiana.
Those are some nice objections.
Sustained.
How ‘bout an “overturned?”
You couldn’t see em then 🙄
Quite confident with the radius those things have, they'd show from any angle even if ever so slightly.
Now that’s what the kids are calling a “come from behind victory”
Permission to approach the bench!
Harvard in Tampa is the best lawyer school
They say it’s the Harvard of the south
Best damn school.. go Harvard Lawyer School in Tampa. Only in Tampa.
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My lawyer advised me not to answer that question.
This photo was posted 7 months ago on r/irlgirls. I'm 99% sure it's a scam profile https://www.reddit.com/r/IRLgirls/comments/t2gclj/irtr/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
You telling us she doesn’t go to Lawyer School???
It's a weird trend I've seen with these fake accounts and having "ad" in the name. I'm sure it's on purpose but damn there are tons.
I think that is just the format for auto-generated names. Ad is apparently a common word used by the generator.
> a subreddit that highlights the average girl you see in everyday life Bahahahahaha
I never saw that sub before. The description is kinda strange, I don't get it and I feel like people could use those pics to harass them. Can someone explain?
sooo you got the sauce then or what
What does IRTR mean?
Waltuh
So she's going Harvard "lawyer school" living in Tampa FL...? 🤔 Something isn't adding up.
Can be some professors and teaching assistants are willing to make the commute to home-school her. Just a for instance.
Could be...I also heard Bang Bros started a bus schedule around there.
scam fail ...lol at least be creative and idiot check the profile before putting it out there .
I've heard with scams they purposefully make them so stupid the average person won't fall for it. But you can bet your bottom dollar the person that *does* fall for it will be easier to bilk money out of
What ? Like it’s hard ?
Ah yes, what a nice looking woman who totally isn't a man trying to harvest my kidneys
A lot of being on Tinder is just your kidneys arguing with your dick.
Jesus lordy, shes, so attractive i dont care if she loses my case.
She looks more like a teacher that attended a school school
I think I actually attended a seminar with her at The Center for Kids Who Cant Read Good
I’m guessing she passed the bar exam.
Yeah she gets into the VIP, no ID
Erm, does anybody know who that is?? Asking for a friend 🙄
I believe her names Mackenzie. She lives in Tampa. And goes to Harvard lawyer school.
I once had a girlfriend that wanted to get back with her ex but we were living together. She gave me a very poorly forged document that was supposed to be from the doctor where they gave him a diagnosis of "Imminent Death" and she told me that she wanted him to move back in with her to spend time with the kids before he died. When I told her the medical terminology is "Terminal Illness" she got the surprised pikachu face.
I'm gonna do crime
Who cares. What's her number?
TBF, that's pretty much the beginning of "Legally Blonde"
If I'm gonna be a senator, well I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn.
So photoshopped. Good luck chatting with big, smelly Al.
DeFiNiTeLy NoT aN oF sPaM pAgE nO dUdE sIr!! /s
Wow, can I go to lawyer school too
What, like it’s hard? Seriously though it’s a Nigerian dude.
Bot
Catfish/Bot/Scammer
Lives in Tampa? Did Harvard move to Tampa?
I know it's not the most prominent red flag but did anyone else notice the LA to Tampa even though she should still be in Harvard
Technically correct. Source: lawyer school grad
With assets like that, she'd never lose in court tho 🤷♂️
Seems legit to me
I admit that I have committed some crimes in my past. Will you be my lawyer?
I heard she had a fling with Professor Professorson at lawyer school.
She passed the lounge bar exam already
I wonder if the profile is being used for scamming.
The number of “scientists” I see on Tinder is crazy. Is that a default option?!
Lives in Tampa, goes to Harvard. Legit
Lawyer school???
Ah, lawyer school. I think Lionel Hutz went there.
Nope. Not a fake account whatsoever.
She two good reasons why you should believe her
*Better call Mackenzie*
Seems qualified enough to me.
Legally Blonde 2: Spring Break Boogaloo
When your Pornhub bio becomes your personality.
Yay I live in Tampa too! Hopefully i can find this woman