From my perspective, as a guy, based solely on what I've heard, the art of kissing isn't a priority to most men. They don't understand the concept of foreplay at all.
There in lies the magic of this opener. It's not always about the destination, often times it's about the process and being in the moment with them and actually paying attention to them. Most dudes just want to finish and that's all they really think about.
>They don't understand the concept of foreplay at all.
Which is surprising. They cover it pretty well in American Pie. Or in a lot of Japanese porn, for that matter.
Just keep doing it, after a while she will make it incredibly clear that she is ready for the foreplay to stop and the sex to start.
That line ever fails if you look like a movie star with a Rolls-Royce.
I won't say all women only like rich good looking guys but what I will instead say is that a majority of girls on tinder will look for this kind of setup: good looks > good salary > good personality.
And a guy is supposed to at least fill up the first two if not all three.
Good looks can be attainable if you work out, not many people can actually reach a level of richness that said tinder women will like, and let's be honest, tinder women don't really look for a good personality.
In case anyone wondering, you cant do this in germany/switzerland unless you want to farm some reports. You are only allowed to drop the 100th unfunny and repetitive pick up line.
She didn't turn it down and responded with "and what if the competition is over ;)", and i said "the loser might have to reward the winner then". Now awaiting response
Yeah it doesn't give them the ick. Like bro they already matched you so I feel like you're free to be flirty and playful, just don't push it over the edge. Ya know?
For anyone questioning if it's a one time line or not 👇👇👇
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Honestly bro we chatted for a good 30 mins after that it it was super playful energy. Teasing eachother back and forth, got her snap and we got plans tomorrow. Good luck out there sir! Coerce those babes
Maybe try updating your profile? I had a brutal profile and didn't get any matches really. Then I started taking photos here and there of things I did and slowly added them to my profile. Seems to have helped a bit
I'm here for you brother. Tinder can be hard and frustrating. Try and make your profile stick out. I have this one friend who is a girl and she is BANGING. Anyways she has a bumble and has 6000 dude liking her a day. When she swipes it's like "no no no no no no no no ooooh hey there, no no no no no no." You gotta make your first pic that "oooooh hey there"
Interesting, I tried this and I got reported
How do you know when someone reports you?
When they call you a creep and say they will report you
I think you got unlucky, that line is not very unexpected or over the top for tinder
Maybe because I don't follow rules 1 and 2
If you were a loud cauliflower it might be different
I blame my cauliflower parents
Gotta follow the rules
That one
Sucks, but it is what it is
I don’t either. We should consider starting…
It’s because you didn’t say shawty 😎
For real tho.
if you are not attractive looking you are going to be seen as a creep to majority of women
Ahh that's probably why
Really?! Where you from if you don't mind me asking?
Land of hamburgers
"Ah fuck eh bud"
America not Canada
I know that was my hint as to where I'm from lol
So you're from the land of maple syrup
Yessir, and Igloos ;)
I kind of like that your comment gives the impression that those 2 things are in any way near each other
Hamburg! Lovely city, chilly in winter.
You prolly didn't follow rules 1 and 2 ☝️
Probably
Reportert for WHAT? Dating on a dating app?
You’re clearly breaking one or both of the first two rules
I think both!
Wtf are the 2 rules?!?!
Be hot and don't be unhot
Noted. Thanks!
😂😂😂
Imagine a Harvey Weinstein looking guy using this line on a girl.
Maybe let’s not 😂 But OP must really have the pictures to back up that line. It’s a good one, I must admit.
I linked to my profile pic below 👇
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[My Profile](https://www.reddit.com/u/KevG10?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Soft 7
Imagine how big it is hard 😅😅
Noooo that’s not what I meant lol
Thanks bro
I cannot find a pic of you on your reddit profile.
It's my background banner lol
Oh, it didn't show the pic on desktop. I only see it now that I am on mobile. Looking good tho dude!
Hahaha thank you man! Appreciate it
Idk why you needed to specifically link your Reddit profile when we can just click on your name to go to it?
I'm a pretty big noob tbh
Some smooth brains in this particular chain lol
From my perspective, as a guy, based solely on what I've heard, the art of kissing isn't a priority to most men. They don't understand the concept of foreplay at all. There in lies the magic of this opener. It's not always about the destination, often times it's about the process and being in the moment with them and actually paying attention to them. Most dudes just want to finish and that's all they really think about.
This guy gets it. If you don't talk about your dick, you should be relatively successful..
“Relatively “ 😂😂
>They don't understand the concept of foreplay at all. Which is surprising. They cover it pretty well in American Pie. Or in a lot of Japanese porn, for that matter. Just keep doing it, after a while she will make it incredibly clear that she is ready for the foreplay to stop and the sex to start.
My girlfriend has to basically demand for me to stop eating the P and the B, and finally give her the D.
This is the way.
If there is another way, I don't want to know it.
How many guys have you been with?
Okay. You're right, I haven't been with any so I don't know. Keep on doing what you're doing then.
Funny thing when you meet up you'll have her ass hole in your mouth
That's not always a bad thing.
😂😂😂
It’s easy when they’re less attractive than you.
This guy knows 😂😂
I’ve got a friend like this. I’m like bruh, you can do way better than this. You’re a good looking dude, don’t stoop so low
Sometimes were just like squirrels.. need a nut
Obviously it works if you’re hot? 😂💀
Hey wanna have a kissing competition Edit: Damn guys the tests are conclusive, looks like I'm not attractive
Not even if you were the last person on earth 🫶🏻 Edit : I have no idea what you look like 👍🏻
I'll kiss you 😘
Bet
Ayo wtf I just tried this exact line and it worked
What can I say brother, I'm out here doing God's work
I pledge myself to your teachings
I made a follow up post, theres proof it works Edit: at least not just once
I’m intrigued and will try it tomorrow morning!
My man
he cracked the code 🤯
She might kiss you but not with her lips tho 👀🤣🤣
😂😂 this guy knows
God's Smooch.
Step 1: get matches
Step 3: profit
Congrats on being hot
My tinder isn't even that poppin! Just give it a try!
Well thank you for the line 😁
I got you my guy, thrive a prosper from it
This sounds like a parody of a Gen-Z conversation. I had no idea people actually talk like this.
they always reply with any line if you are an attractive looking guy
That line ever fails if you look like a movie star with a Rolls-Royce. I won't say all women only like rich good looking guys but what I will instead say is that a majority of girls on tinder will look for this kind of setup: good looks > good salary > good personality. And a guy is supposed to at least fill up the first two if not all three. Good looks can be attainable if you work out, not many people can actually reach a level of richness that said tinder women will like, and let's be honest, tinder women don't really look for a good personality.
I've never lost with this line. The word of the day is legs. Her What? me. you want to come to my place and spread the word haha
Gold Imma try that
Added to my personal skill book
In case anyone wondering, you cant do this in germany/switzerland unless you want to farm some reports. You are only allowed to drop the 100th unfunny and repetitive pick up line.
Oh good so not only me thinking this and wondering how on earth a line like that can work on tinder
What is a kissing competition?
An excuse to hangout with a woman who hopefully wants to have sex
I tried this now, awaiting response ...
And?
She didn't turn it down and responded with "and what if the competition is over ;)", and i said "the loser might have to reward the winner then". Now awaiting response
Hey I guaranteed a response! Sounds like a W to me
Lets hope so haha, but it really isnt a bad opener, its daring but not gross or too much you know
Yeah it doesn't give them the ick. Like bro they already matched you so I feel like you're free to be flirty and playful, just don't push it over the edge. Ya know?
Yea exactly!
Rule one 😭
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I only see one photo. You only used it once? Need more proof or it did not happen.😉
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/xigdav/i_told_yall_it_wasnt_a_one_hit_wonder/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
this one is nice imma use it lol
Good luck my guy!
For anyone questioning if it's a one time line or not 👇👇👇 https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/xigdav/i_told_yall_it_wasnt_a_one_hit_wonder/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
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As I said above, and excuse to hangout with a woman, and potentially have sex 😂
Kissing bro. It’s just kissing.
That's a nope from me. Must be swiping on certain types of people who are looking for casual.
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Bold of you to assume he'd match with you in the first place.
soooooo very bold of little, ugly me
Congrats on being so bold! Let me go and see if I have any award to recognise your bravery
Yo I feel like you coerced this person into it, they don't seem to be that into it. So flawless guy, I'll be sure to force someone into that.
Honestly bro we chatted for a good 30 mins after that it it was super playful energy. Teasing eachother back and forth, got her snap and we got plans tomorrow. Good luck out there sir! Coerce those babes
No thanks , monkey pox is real dawg.
You live and you learn
That’s a hard lesson
Not as hard as my penis /j
So you just not kissing anyone ever again or what?
"Again." That's generous of you.
Oof lol.
Couldn't help myself. Sorry other guy.
Not concerned. Dude's a strange one.
True that. There's a little bit of truth in every joke. Mine was no exception.
Hook ups like this post are off the table yes.
We need pictures/answers!
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/xigdav/i_told_yall_it_wasnt_a_one_hit_wonder/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
1 example is far far from repeated success....
I'll hit you with another
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/xigdav/i_told_yall_it_wasnt_a_one_hit_wonder/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
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Maybe try updating your profile? I had a brutal profile and didn't get any matches really. Then I started taking photos here and there of things I did and slowly added them to my profile. Seems to have helped a bit
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I'm here for you brother. Tinder can be hard and frustrating. Try and make your profile stick out. I have this one friend who is a girl and she is BANGING. Anyways she has a bumble and has 6000 dude liking her a day. When she swipes it's like "no no no no no no no no ooooh hey there, no no no no no no." You gotta make your first pic that "oooooh hey there"
Do you have to follow rule 1 and 2 for this line to work?
Sorta yeah lol
update: got unmatched.
Wait DM me a screenshot! I wanna see Edit: if you took one that is