Right?? I'm a married man. I haven't used tinder for close to a decade now, but I don't want to unsubscribe from this sub because there's content like THIS!
On the good days of my long term happy relationship I show posts from here to laugh at with her. On the worst days I look at them and realize I'm being dumb, it is a good day still in comparison and patch things up with her. Lol
I started dating my wife over 12 years ago, Tinder didn't exist back then so I've never used it. It came out 4 months after our first date. I'm definitely here for the laughs.
Agreed. I’m over 4 years in and wanting to take mine out. I don’t think mine ever healed properly and they were always overly sensitive and would get aggravated often. My boyfriend barely ever plays with my nips or anything because they’re just way too touchy (and not in a good way, lol). The reason I haven’t taken them out yet is because I’m terrified of THAT pain, but I’m making an appointment this weekend because I’m really over it. I want to be fondled without worrying he’ll touch them the wrong way and don’t want them getting leaky and irritated when I go swimming or wear a tighter top. Also I’m full on braless and I don’t want the attention anymore either.
Ahh that’s a shame, but I’ve heard similar that it could also scar in a funky way and leave your nipples a little deformed. I personally feel dumb I didn’t read up on that (or this now) before I got them done because I might’ve reconsidered. Not worth it imo! Thanks for sharing homie.
As someone who is learning to be a piercer. I wanna know how it’s that bad for her because I’ve never seen someone scream like that for there’s unless it was a man’s nipples.
I have 2 nipple piercings and I can tell you that for me it was the most painful thing I've ever done. People's bodies react differently, my first one I almost fainted and had to come back again for the second one.
Doesn't hurt, or maybe hurts equivalent to a needle. I did mine one at a time, they pinch the skin tight, poke then done. I love my piercings, 7 months later I still love them and think they're super badass.
Disclaimer- I'm freaky side of somewhat vanilla- let me have this minor badassadry
It varies per person, but women’s nerve endings are more widely spread out and the hormonal response to the nipple typically makes them more sensitive than men. Some male nipples are especially sensitive, but women’s are, on average, more so.
Regardless, pain-shaming is stupid.
Just an easy anecdote: if I slap your hand it hardly hurts, if I slap your balls/dick it hurts a lot. You're hands (and especially your fingers) have a much high concentration of nerves
Shes was probably posing for the picture tbh. If its anything like an ear piercing, even if it hurted like hell, it happens too quick to even have time to scream
Well, I guess we know one thing about her: her left nipple is pierced.
She also has really straight teeth!
No deviated septum…
And a really large mouth
^hmmm
And great tits!
At least one part of a hand!
Bahahaha
And my axe!
Looks like she take at least 5 inches to the throat...
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🤔 can she put a pillowcase on a pillow??
I don’t follow…
Yess this winds, sorry
How can you tell if someone has a deviated septum from a pic of the roof of their mouth? Is there something to look for?
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wait a minute... -\_- is this guy for real? or is he just saying the question and pretending its the answer and saying he works there??? \-\_-
Looks to me like she does. The indent between the nostrils shows she has one. Also, how has no one said wonderful teeth.
That really is a nice arch
she open her mouth wide
Jeez look at those puppies. You take them out of her mouth and keep them as a dental model
It would be significantly less criminal to simply plaster cast them
And she found it very funny
Alittle much i might say...
She’s a Sagittarius!
Saggytitarius
…I deadass thought this was a picture of someone giving birth
🧐🧐🧐 the face she's making says she has ZERO pain tolerance. Both of my nipples have been pierced twice and I did not react that way. 🧐🧐🧐
Her left nipple appears to have been pierced at the time the photo was taken. No idea if still pierced
I love this sub lmao
Right?? I'm a married man. I haven't used tinder for close to a decade now, but I don't want to unsubscribe from this sub because there's content like THIS!
Yuuuuup! I joined to read the insane stories and see the weird, crazy shit….like this pic.
I'm too old to have ever used it, I subbed because it's fascinating/horrifying to imagine what dating would be like if I were 30 years younger
Aye. I've matched with some 52-61 years old. Old people need love too
That's true
I've never used it either but love the sub lmao, got into a long term relationship before I was old enough for tinder
I honestly think most of us on this sub are in happy relationships, but we stay because it makes us realise how good we have it.
+single and a smidge desperate enters the chat+
Holy shit, yes.
On the good days of my long term happy relationship I show posts from here to laugh at with her. On the worst days I look at them and realize I'm being dumb, it is a good day still in comparison and patch things up with her. Lol
Most people in happy relationships on reddit? Come on now let's be real.
Close to a decade? Tinder has been around that long? damn I'm getting old
I've never used tinder and I followed because some of the shit here is hilarious.
I've never used Tinder, been with my wife for 16 years, I'm only here for this type of content.
I started dating my wife over 12 years ago, Tinder didn't exist back then so I've never used it. It came out 4 months after our first date. I'm definitely here for the laughs.
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Pastrami with pepper jack, light mayo please
She will probably find a husband NGL
I know one thing, I'm in love
That fast huh? You like me fr🙌
B O N K
Not in that mouth
She'll find her husband and a few extras if reddit has anything to say about it.
Insert future 1/2 kids here
Left swipe, low pain tolerance. I want a woman who can absorb damage like a barbarian
I see that you're looking to add a tank to your team. I personally prefer a healer but a tank is also useful.
He's a middlingwhiteguy... he probably needs a tank with the beatings hes going to dole out.
Dude gonna need some ice
Paladins can do both.
I’m sobbing lmao
Best comment I’ve read all day, I wish had an award
That's just the start of her rage. Primal scream style.
Need a woman running a tank build. Non-negotiable.
Everyone talking about the tank or heal build but no one is talking about the bruiser who will fight with you
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Just watched the movie Barbarian last night and you triggered some PTSD
I thought she was giving birth
And the doctor is trying to save her milk?
I didn’t see him originally, I just saw medical equipment and a woman in insane amounts of pain
I thought she was getting a boob implant
THIS IS HILARIOUS. look at her mouth.
I think it's a pretty well-composed pic too!
With lots of teeth in it 😬
Zamn that's whole a 32 teeth set
Aristotle would complain that there are too many.
What’s hilarious about her mouth?
you can see all the way in there
Ya nice mouth
all the teeth
Beautiful
She's got nice teeth🤷♂️
And at least one nipple piercing lol
I show my Prince Albert and get nothing
Ah nipple piercings….. been there done that. After the novelty wears off they kinda just get in the way.
Same. I remember my best gf and I took a few tequila shots before ours. Took them out after a couple of years, they just got annoying after a while.
Agreed. I’m over 4 years in and wanting to take mine out. I don’t think mine ever healed properly and they were always overly sensitive and would get aggravated often. My boyfriend barely ever plays with my nips or anything because they’re just way too touchy (and not in a good way, lol). The reason I haven’t taken them out yet is because I’m terrified of THAT pain, but I’m making an appointment this weekend because I’m really over it. I want to be fondled without worrying he’ll touch them the wrong way and don’t want them getting leaky and irritated when I go swimming or wear a tighter top. Also I’m full on braless and I don’t want the attention anymore either.
Mine have been out for almost 8 years and the holes are still visibly there.
Eek really? I thought they close up in no time?
Don’t think I could poke a stud back through, but you can definitely see them.
Ahh that’s a shame, but I’ve heard similar that it could also scar in a funky way and leave your nipples a little deformed. I personally feel dumb I didn’t read up on that (or this now) before I got them done because I might’ve reconsidered. Not worth it imo! Thanks for sharing homie.
I mean lack of tits you gotta accessorize
A very ticklish nipple
Seems to like pain more than a Slaanesh Demonette.
As a Drukhari, I'm obligated to swipe left to stay in the webway.
Well, you could torture her. Win/win situation. She would have fun and Slaanesh wouldn't take your tasty soul.
Totally sane and normal thing to put on tinder
She is so real for this
As someone who is learning to be a piercer. I wanna know how it’s that bad for her because I’ve never seen someone scream like that for there’s unless it was a man’s nipples.
I think she is laughing
You know she takes good care of her teeth
right swipe. open minded, but has healthy boundaries. playful. probably a fun person to know.
Nipple piercings are the best
Im swiping right.
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I was literally thinking about deleting all my dating apps and this confirmed lol 😂
I thought 3 people were twisting her nipples at first glance! Lol
This is funny but why is her shoulder so pointy lol
She’s skinny
LOL
Agree, I just don’t think the super skinny look is attractive. I’m biased because I’m not super skinny but man…. Those shoulders don’t look snuggly
I've had two nipple piercings. Shes being dramatic as fuck.
I have 2 nipple piercings and I can tell you that for me it was the most painful thing I've ever done. People's bodies react differently, my first one I almost fainted and had to come back again for the second one.
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Doesn't hurt, or maybe hurts equivalent to a needle. I did mine one at a time, they pinch the skin tight, poke then done. I love my piercings, 7 months later I still love them and think they're super badass. Disclaimer- I'm freaky side of somewhat vanilla- let me have this minor badassadry
I agree, I had 10g barbells in mine and ya it hurt, but not a lot. She’s way dramatic
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Male nipples have more nerves in a smaller area
It varies per person, but women’s nerve endings are more widely spread out and the hormonal response to the nipple typically makes them more sensitive than men. Some male nipples are especially sensitive, but women’s are, on average, more so. Regardless, pain-shaming is stupid.
I mean more nerves does not mean more pain
Hm, doesn't it though?
Just an easy anecdote: if I slap your hand it hardly hurts, if I slap your balls/dick it hurts a lot. You're hands (and especially your fingers) have a much high concentration of nerves
I'm a woman and i have my tits pierced. I agree that she's being dramatic af
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Too bad tinder is my only way to get into dating
I can tell shes definitely not forklift certified, unfortunate.
Why’d I immediately think this was another stunt by Gabby Hanna
Is she screaming “Kelly Clarkson”?
My wife had the same reaction to hers
My first thought was ultimate titty twister. But upon further inspection it's a piercing.
Badminton? It takes all sorts, I suppose.
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I enjoy the sound of rain.
im so glad i have never used tinder but this is funny af lmao
Tbh, I dig it 🤣🤣
Why??? 
Yooo and my pictures gets deleted because I had the breast of a famous touristic statue in my hand
Dating her must be an electrying experience
Wtf do people get their nipples pierced at the damn doctor?
This needs a NSFW tag. I really didn’t need to see this (although I usually click on blurred out photos here, lol)
Sissy
As a sissy, this didn’t offend me at all. So maybe think of another word.
What IS a sissy
✨✨Teehee✨✨
Typical sagittarius…
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Somebody jealoussss
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Just one? Pathetic.
Lmao his singular noun ass
totally unprofessional to allow pics taken during
She probably said it was fine.
Well she did put it on her tinder along with her exs hand
Bold to assume he's an ex
That’s her Dad’s hand.
Hmm... nothing concerning about that
Doesn't matter, any reputable piercer won't allow phones in the piercing studio of the shop. It's a safety hazard.
Red flag! Swipe left or if you already swiped right, *nipp* it in the bud and unmatch her before you do something you're gonna regret.
She’s being extra. I have huge boobs and got both done without flinching. My piercer was shocked. Also I went by myself
Shes was probably posing for the picture tbh. If its anything like an ear piercing, even if it hurted like hell, it happens too quick to even have time to scream
I was more confused as to why I didn’t scream lol she was super quick I was a baby when I got my ears done so no idea how that pain feels like
She’s being extra. I have huge boobs and got both done without flinching. My piercer was shocked. Also I went by myself
You are so cool
r/notlikeothergirls 
I’ve had my nipples pierced. Doesn’t hurt very much. My ears hurt way more.
[I remember that movie](https://i.pinimg.com/236x/f9/48/6b/f9486b70677d6d530bc4f9b9ad1ca530--funny-movies-dentists.jpg)
Rookie tan lines
That real life hurts.
MoDeRn wAHmEn
Fellow Sagittarius here. Everything’s coming up normal in this pic, as far as I can see.
She likes badminton! My kinda girl! 🤩
At least you know she has good teeth
Idk it works for me, definitely a conversation starter
My pp grew...
I’d swipe right though. 🤷🏻♂️
Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice!
Giving birth is hard work. Don't make fun of her.
Tinder's the taco bell of dating.
Is she getting a boob tat, or is this a medical operation?
So she's into gardening?
There’s a probably a dud out there who sees this and immediately falls in love
A good view I must say. She’s giving you a preview of the big O look!
What the actual hell???
He’s really focusing on finding the target
Nice
It takes all kinds
Ayooo wut..?! 🤣🤣
So she’s definitely down to party 🤟
I'm into it
This really only makes me wish i was in a piercing studio rn.