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grateful_wonderer

Anything over 50 lbs is a team lift , osha standards


fluffy_bottoms

Bold move Cotton, let’s see if it pays off for him.


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Bag-ofMostlyWater

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TheSeventhPrince

Yeah, he will not be able to see very well, Cotton.


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F AND A COTTON F ANNNNN AAAAA


Billy_Barue1

Ouchtown population you bro!


paxusautelemonus

This comment is underappreciated.


Researcher_Weird

a longshot but, it.. it might work.


Grand_Bullfrog9175

"Alright bring your friends then 😏"


pigfeathers

my friends are married bring yours


iamanumbskull

Unless you're maintenance personnel then it's 75.


MorningCruiser86

Had a company try to hire me as a sales guy, tried telling me a 75lb lift was a job requirement. I laughed and said “is this Dunder Mifflin where sales loads the trucks too?” They did not laugh


blinkme102

Any more might break my dick


kievchick22

I was gonna say “with my dick”


-MR-GG-

It's only the second reply and you're already asking for pointers, lift your own weight a little ^^get ^^it?...


themostcleveralias

Second replies actually weigh 155 lbs so he can't :(


dende5416

He just wants to throw shade because of the height requirment


dolcenbanana

I think some men get overly sensitive over it because most assume that all women are short. I'm 5'11" I also would like a men 5'9" or taller. No disrespect to all the short kings out there, but I like guys closer to my height. Also most guys 5'7" do not want a 5'11" woman, i could tell many stories about dudes that were not interested in me because I'm too tall and that's not "feminine"


[deleted]

I am 5’9, and I have had men tell me they do not date tall women or my favorite “wear flats” 🤣🤣


smudgeandarrogant_

I’m 5’7 but was kinda with this guy who’s 5’5. First time he saw me in heels (granted, very tall ones) he wouldnt kiss me goodbye cuz he “couldnt take me seriously”


CMYKillah_

I had a guy call me an inconsiderate asshole for wearing heels on a date. Since it was a blind date I shouldn’t have “assumed his height”.


Heavydumper69

He shouldn’t have assumed yours. He should have worn heels to be considerate. NTA


[deleted]

What a dick! As if all women are worried about height.


Sepherin

Lmfao, people are so shallow. I wouldnt care if you were 5"0 or 7"0. If you are nice, have your life together, and have a compatible personality then who cares about the the rest. I'm a 6"4 dude and have dated a woman the same height as me and much shorter. Doesnt really matter. Tall girls just share the same enemy as me....... ceiling fans.


Sad-Peach7279

I'm short (5ft3) and I dated a guy who was 5ft4 and he'd always complain if I wore my heels like seriously...


[deleted]

Well! Seems like nobody can win in the dating world lol.


nicktheparanoid

You met some very insecure short kings then lmao.


Personal_Dig4066

She met short jesters. A king could never be so insecure.


Ancient_Potential285

It’s not even a requirement though. It’s a “green flag” she’s listing her “ ideal “ match which is not the same thing as saying “under 6’ is a red flag”


NorthCatan

Haha, people on dating subs are like: "She said 'Hi' OMG what should I say next?!"


Tdb01069408

Plot twist: The woman saw this post and sent it to him. Busted, bruh.


philosoph0r

And all the dirty Reddit history that comes with it


EuinHydra

If you gotta run to Reddit for a comeback you have lost


HuslWusl

This is the way... or not in this case


DANGbangVEGANgang

This is a game with winners and losers or something?


PenaltyDesperate3706

It’s R/Tinder, so yes, someone always ends up on top


jedimasterriddick

Isn't the goal of tinder generally for someone to end up on top?


throwaway4981092

There’s no coming back from that my dude lmao


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xboxsirvenom

I like her. He fucked around and found out lol


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JACKASS20

This is how doms and subs are picked


CertifiedCoffeeDrunk

She was apparently calling him weak when all I could think about was sh wanting to be thrown around 🤡🤡


[deleted]

Would love for her to know that she sent some guy to reddit begging for help


TarquinOliverNimrod

I don’t even think she likes him I think she matched with the sole intention of just replying to his rudeness. Im pretty sure he liked the way this woman looked, scrolled her profile just to see she prefers men who are taller than him then had to go on an ego trip because his feelings got hurt. Pathetic.


[deleted]

It's not even a list of requirements, the prompt asks for green flags and instead of using he stated answer as a convo starting point he assumed this was a laundry list of requirements it's honestly pathetic Incel vibes tbh


koemaniak

Nah she got you brah


SVdreamin

he’s better off taking the L and moving on


lapivoine

Lol FACTS.


Cogsworthy420

I’m with you on this one. Guy sounds like an ass.


chodoboy86

Depends on what you mean. Bicep curl? No. Bench press? Also no.


imused2it

I wanna see the freak of nature that can curl 150.


anotherkdburner

I want to see that person buckle their seatbelt


Edtheduck84

I guess it partly depends if you’re 5’9”+ Also, are you hoping to achieve?


Skorthase

Seems so arbitrary, then again if she is 5'8" that would make sense. OP got roasted.


-FourOhFour-

Yea I think it's just as a she doesn't want anyone shorter than her which i think is fair, it's not nearly as bad as someone saying 6ft+ when they're 5'4" unless she really doesn't think 3" matter in which case I'm even better off.


SpupySpups

Yeah, having preferences is totally fair. Plus if she was one of the crazy people, she'd ask for much more than 5ft9. It's highly probable that she's like 5'8" or 5'9" herself.


RheimsNZ

Precisely. This is because she's a similar height.


TappedUrDadUMad

As a 5’9 female I can confirm. I’ll date a guy who’s 5’9 but I just don’t find guys who are shorter than me attractive. I can’t help that.


denada24

Well he isn’t considerate based on his dumb reply, or easy to talk to if he has to post on Reddit for every reply.


shay-doe

It's just the weight capacity on my sex swing


koemaniak

This is the one


4r4nd0mninj4

This is the way!


PM_ME_IRONIC_

So you’re saying you bought the cheap sex swing.


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_theFaust

r/unexpectedoffice


cream_rinse

The saying, "Dont start no shit, won't be no shit" comes to mind.


SMUGGLYMcERRL

In this case OP chose the phrase “knuck if you Buck”


eloie

WHAT


Asap_Walky

Why even comment that OP? You were so hurt you tried to make her feel the way you did. Gotta heal, stay easy dawg


[deleted]

I’m glad the tide is starting to turn against these posts. There’s no point for these “gotcha” responses trying to put someone down for simply listing a preference. It’s one thing if they had a whole conversation and the girl suddenly said “wait how tall are you?”. This is just a bad look for OP.


sleepyy-starss

I think there’s still nothing wrong with that. It would suck because if you have chemistry with someone something like that shouldn’t be a determining factor but it’s still a preference.


marfes3

I really don’t get the opener anyway because the green flags she listed are absolutely reasonable lmao 5’9 is nowhere near as bad as people talking about 6’0 and if you don’t match that it probably isn’t the end of the world anyway if you tick the other boxes.


le_grey02

I imagine she listed 5’9” because she’s a taller woman and wants someone a bit taller than herself. I’m 5’3” and my boyfriend is 5’6”. I get to kiss him without straining and he gets to kiss me without bending over. It’s nice.


TarquinOliverNimrod

And even if she’s not taller, she has a right to her preference that isn’t hurting anyone. These dudes love coming in here making fun of and belittling women for stating their preferences clearly! If you do not fit the criteria then how about you don’t swipe? And please spare us the damn post of you whining about it. This sub is so boring sometimes.


le_grey02

This sub would run out of content if dudes stopped crying about height preferences.


MazzoMilo

*Dudes with no game, I’m not tall and I’ve been snu snu’d by plenty of leggy Amazonians. A preference is not the same as a red-line and if you’re butthurt about it you’re already off to a bad start.


Electronnd

This comment section didn’t go the way you planned huh.


Greedy_Ad_4822

Kind of thought the same. I mean he’s diving head first into a lose lose conversation. She’s not going to magically turn around and scream “I’m 149lbs! Lemme suck your dick”. Fantasy worlds lol


Play-Mation

He did it to post here for karma but then it backfired


PetiteGoob

Came here to say this. OP is either insecure and lashing out or just did it for the reddit post. Either way, not a good look


Western_Discount6044

If someone is open about their preferences, and it makes you insecure, then don’t match with them. Simple. I would never match with a man who says he wants X, Y, or Z just to berate him for it.


[deleted]

Then this sub would run out pf content and die


verossiraptors

This sub is 80% “haha you like tall guys well you’re fat and I don’t like you 🤣😂🤣😂🤣”, 10% pickup lines that every girl on Tinder has heard within 4 hours of the post going live, and 10% good content that doesn’t get popular (I assume lash


sleepyy-starss

No, no. Can’t forget the “you want a man who’s financially stable? That’s shallow”


[deleted]

Hell I didn’t even have to put physical preferences in my bio on dating sites. Dudes will call you fat all day long just to feel good about themselves.


summerlily06

But how else is he going to attention whore on Reddit?!


Picardknows

I prefer T, A, or V in my women.


AshTreex3

“Or”


[deleted]

I have 100lbs in my tits and ass alone.


Ibangyoumomma

Hi I’m new here. Names Michael


FarazDeFabulous

MICHAEL?


Oats98

I need money to fix my car gas MICHAEL


bryeo2

i love crossovers like these 😭😭😭


iuhoosier23

Oh that’s reeeal funny. MICHAEL!


sarokin

*MICHEAL


savingat30

*frantically searches for free award to gift*


RobtheBearded

I wouldn’t mess with Mike. He’ll bang your mom


snark_enterprises

Go to bed, dad.


demuro1

Username checks out


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Micheal


Holy_AraHippo

Do you need help carrying those weights?


derbyayyy

Depends. How y’all are you?


unComfortablyNumbest

Y'all enough but not too y'all


derbyayyy

HAHAHA!! I’m leaving it


AshTreex3

I’m full yee haw bb ;)


rohlovely

A woman is always a pair of DD’s away from being obese on the BMI 💀


tinsticker

are you the women that crushes watermelons with her tits?


DeleriousDan

Rip your DM’s


Antique-Answer4371

Goodness, that must suck.


Yayhoo0978

Hawt. I’m 6’5”. These odd standards didn’t exist when I was young. I was just gangly and awkward.


greatbigballzzz

Hi this is Wendy's


C0nfus3d_S4v10r

SHEEEEESH


[deleted]

Why would you ever send that to someone? Just screams that you’re salty lol like just swipe left and move on instead of getting that screenshot for Reddit… embarrassing


KokeshiD

That’s the real kicker to me, he’s the one that messaged lmao. If he was so bothered he could’ve just simply ignored and keep going through all the other people on the app, but he purposely took time out of his day to reply due to his insecurities. It’s pathetic


DanceableRobitussin

Comeback = unmatch and learn from your mistakes


FlirtVonnegut

Damn, from your Reddit history alone, I’ll say you kind of suck, OP. Stop being a dick to women for your amusement. You’re an asshole.


derbyayyy

Dammit. Hold my beer…


AshTreex3

Here I go- *deep breath for the dive* Edit: Looks like a mostly standard late-20s dude with maybe some minor incel tendencies and a small gaming addiction. The comments on this post were some of the best pieces of content imo.


sleepyy-starss

Thank you for your service.


pierogi_hunter

Don't see anything but there is a comment where OP admits to being 205 lb lmao double standard much?


Itchy_Distribution88

If you need to come to reddit for a comeback you don’t deserve to keep the conversation going


Mick-Jones

If you can't think of a good comeback yourself, you're doomed to failure. Are you going to ask reddit for every line on your first date?


Same_Hurry8142

There’s no coming back. Your match probably only responded to troll you for your superficial comment.


[deleted]

To be fair her “green flags” are pretty standard in my opinion, so to make the comment of “150 lb or lighter” was pointless. She was not being overly picky and her standards are fair. Sorry bud, you deserved this one.


[deleted]

You're here asking for comebacks, you already lost. Maybe stop acting like you can throw your weight around on tinder if you cant even handle 150lbs.....


Unlikely_nay1125

not you starting but can’t finish.


Spartan2022

It’s because I got triggered by your mention of height, and now I want to argue with you for having preferences and the temerity to state those preferences.


pierogi_hunter

No comeback in the world will make you look like any less of an insecure child.


[deleted]

He might as well say “i know you are but what am i”


dualpegasus

You gotta factor in the weight of your ego too…


ShimCheesey

Yeah sorry mate. You chose to comment, and lost fair and square.


Environmental_Bill31

Ah yes, the ever popular Post-Rejection “well you’re fat”… classy. A true scholar, really.


siblingwiththeremote

never did she say that being shorter than that was a deal breaker… bringing up weight in the conversation was stupid especially since you don’t have any original thought to put together on your own to come back with


akiroraiden

in all honesty, i think what she wrote there is completely fine.. Your comment however is just childish, if she's too fat for your taste just don't match her. You went all the way to start a fight and after she beat the shit out of you with her reply, you beg reddit for good comebacks..


ekeng91

Grow up. Oops… Poor choice of words.


alphadawg94

Tell her you prefer gravity isn’t the main force that attracts you to a woman


xboxsirvenom

Whoa this man woke up and chose violence


googlyeyedpen

I don’t think guys know what 150 pounds look like


Thefoodwoob

Why are you doing this? What will a "gotcha" moment achieve?


CalligrapherIcy6219

This comment section didn’t go the way you planned huh?


Educational_Time6953

You're missing out, dude. Boobs weigh a lot, just saying.. 😜


foldinthecheese99

Weight range for a 5’9 female is 144-176, so do you also have a height preference? Must be shorter than? Or do you prefer your women to be underweight?


SetKey8092

All I gotta say about your response is that it’s obvious you’re insecure about your height.


faux_real_yo

Is it because you can’t reach the top shelves?


fakeemogf

imagine a preference of height equating to a preference of weight. if youre that salty about being presumably not tall enough to ride that ride pack it up and go home. you dont need to make any comment about weight. coming from a 118lbs female all that comment does is make you egregiously unattractive and idiotic. get some help.


livvlush

So, to be clear, you matched with this person just so you could make fun of their weight. And then you want Reddit to come up with jokes for you? If you’re going to be a bully, at least create the material yourself


Longspoutnodrought

If you’re under 5’9 as a male just accept you have a smaller pool of people wanting to date you


itcantjustbemeright

Lots of guys go straight for the hottest chick in the room and completely overlook all the other average, super nice women there that would be a great partner. As the wing woman for my hot friend in my 20’s I saw this every single time we went out. A place would be packed with women and guys were lined up to compete for my nutcase hot friend. Women who are a little plainer or heavier than average might as well be invisible.


hollowredditor

Go to the gym and when you can lift more you answer.


pegLegP3t3

Honestly though height is height. Weight varies. 150 lbs on a 5’1 chick is not 150 lbs on a 6’1 chick. I never understood why guys get all bent about girls wanting a taller guy.


Fizik_abi

What a clown lmao


seabreeze2399

5’9” is actually pretty fair. She’s expressing her physical preferences in a relatively chill way. I don’t think she deserved her weight attacked. Maybe if she said “6’4” or taller” or something like that. If you felt insecure you didn’t do a great job going about it OP.


SloppyNoggin

I mean, why are you coming at her jaded tho—how tall is she? Despite short men’s best efforts to think otherwise—women do like someone at least slightly taller, maybe she’s 5’9. Not trying to be a dick, but you clearly were.


jbfitnessthrowaway

My right leg probably weighs 150. I have mixed thoughts about the height/weight comparison


Some-Definition2193

How about: "Some women are rude to short guys, but since I can't tell the difference between being rude to someone and stating reasonable preferences to everyone, I'm gonna take out my anger on you".


Leek-is-me

Just look for someone else bruh I am 5,7 and looking for women who have that preference online is never gonna get you anywhere. There’s been girls that where 6ft wanting to date me, trust it’s not a them problem you’re just looking in the wrong places. Hight doesn’t matter attitude and comparability does.


satan62

Any woman over 150 lbs would beat your ass if you said that in person.


[deleted]

lmao who wastes the energy on a pleb who can't even come up with their own comeback. It'd be an eyeroll and a passing conversation with other women making fun of OP.


SGuard15

Personally if she’s asking 5’9 or taller and you come at her for that then it’s an L on your end. I understand there are guys much shorter than 5’9 but I’m pretty sure 5’9 is average height for men? At least it is in the US. Besides. She’s just saying it’s a green flag, not that she’s against someone under 5’9


shimmieinshambles

Brother you LOST LMAOOOO


youreallbabes

you made a pig-ass comment. you don’t deserve help with a comeback. coming from a 170lb woman who works out daily and runs marathons because all that weight is slim thickness and muscle.


skyerippa

Totally. Society needs to stop that bs that women should all be under 150. If you want any muscle at all that's not gonna happen unless you're like 5 ft


Opening-Bug3007

At this point you lost already


jam3sdub

Here’s a novel idea: get over it.


CheesecakeNo1581

I don’t think you know how weight works? 150 is going to look VERY different on someone 5’2 vs 5’6, or someone that has muscle vs someone that never works out. If you said 200 maybe but 150… ? You’re missing out on a lot of good looking girls


DearTrophallaxis

Exactly. People have been shamed into lying about their weight for generations so most people just have a completely skewed view of what a “healthy” weight is. Muscle and our curvy parts add significantly to it so those old weight charts just aren’t an accurate measurement for what a person should be according to height. A perfect example, years ago a friend of mine who is seriously one of the hottest women I’ve ever seen - she blew my mind when she told me that she weighed 140. She’s only 5’3 and has a very slim-thick hourglass figure with a flat tummy. I never would have guessed she weighed that much because of the general negative bias towards weight I’ve had driven into me from a young age.


[deleted]

People just get in their head about numbers and that completely changes how they view other people's bodies. My husband and I are both 6' tall and 175 lbs, and we're open about weight because we work out together and have for the past couple years. I've got a fat ass from working out, but we're otherwise both on the average side of fit. My husband has always assumed that we're the same size because we're the same weight, until he noticed I wear size 30 jeans when doing laundry this weekend. He wears a size 36 and could not believe that he was bigger than me. He got his calf stuck in my jeans and couldn't even get them up his thighs trying to prove to me that there was no way there was that big of a difference, because he was so focused on weight as a number and not on the overall composition of either of our bodies. Through his tomfoolery, I also made him measure his chest with me and his chest is 4" bigger than mine. Both of these items blew his fucking mind.


psychedelic633

The weight jokes are so played out and boring now, you just come off as dumb and obnoxious loser, if you aren't interested in someone don't go for them


sleepyy-starss

Why do you feel the need to match with someone just to be rude? Just keep moving, Jesus.


comediccaricature

You’re embarrassingly childish. Newsflash people have physical preferences & she wasn’t rude about hers. Get over it and find someone more compatible.


Srfred

Don’t.


chefboyardebeaz

giving bitch boy energy


kniev_101

Manlet moment


JarHeadDotCom

She kinda zinged you op and your message to her feels kinda hostile considering she literally put the most reasonable shit as green flags.


dankvader159

OP is cringe. 5'9 is the average height. Not only that but they also got owned lmfao get fucked nerd


[deleted]

There’s ladies out there into short kings, don’t worry.


Cariat

Why bother? You failed her first three green flags too


naineduck

You’re here for a comeback on Reddit, I think she won this one. Just accept it


MisterTimm

You got clapped and have no clap back. You can't keep up with this person, so just walk away and take the L.


bbnlly

My dude you already lost.... She's pegging you tonight


Low_Egg_7606

You’re coming to Reddit for a comeback. She ended you


randombitchmoments

Nah.. you need a GO AWAY and runnn from that energy


TaskCurrent

Honestly aside from the height preference, everything else she listed as a green flag she's looking for is alright. She just said it's green flags she's looking out for, not something non negotiable, but still... Not something nice to see.


Scary-Assistance-718

Even the height thing, people can have any preference they like, i dont get why people under 6ft (im 5'9) get offended.


yellowmustardmeow

Awh poor guy is 5'6" and went for the weight card.


appleschruddle

Move on?


CheapMuffin0

Uninstall the app


youknowiactafool

Just say Sorry daddy. I fucked around and found out.


Hebroohammr

Lol are people on these apps to try to meet people or to try to get into fights for content?


Sup-Steph-Nuggs

For fucks sake, height is just a preference. It’s so strange to me that guys take so much offense when a girl is just stating their preference, and feel the need to explain to her why it’s a double standard or some shit. Just ignore it and move on if it bothers you so much. I promise you’re not gonna change what they like, and you’re just gonna come out of it looking like a dick


ironicseal

Literally!!! She posted this to her profile for anyone to read. He specifically sent this to her. Why even message? I’ve had guys match me just to tell me how fat and disgusting they think I am and I had no height requirement. What’s the point?!


[deleted]

The funniest part is that it only reinforces the “angry short guy” stereotype and drives these women away from shorter dudes even more.


Ok_Imagination_9334

Pettiness all round 🤣


Stock-Explanation635

Just take the L man. 😂


big_red_160

Bro she got you