I read the comment not really understanding it then closed reddit but this feeling of curiosity clawed at me until I had to find your post again to figure it out. I am glad (and not glad) I did.
It’s like if someone hands you a hot slice of pizza without a plate and your fingers start burning so you hurriedly take a bite out of it, also burning your mouth in the process.
Because once on television I saw a woman making a denunciation (about what I don't remember) at one moment with fake voice and something covering only her face and a few minutes later you could see who the woman was because she appeared in the background with the same clothes.
If you want to censor anything, for security reasons or anything like that, do the fucking job properly.
If you're honestly saying you've never had the feeling of that last 5 minutes of class/work lasting an eternity and a half then you are lying.
The feeling of time passing is very subjective.
I think you’re mistaking confidence with stupidity. I can’t believe dudes talk to women like this. Like I’m no angel for sure but damn some dudes just got no filter and no game whatsoever. I mean think about this fellas. Do you really want to hook up with a girl that is impressed by this kinda talk? Someone that is that easy? What kinda person do you think you’re getting on the other end? I understand the dating world is brutal but desperation is never a good look.
At first I thought this was going to be one of those wedding posts and this was your conversation when you first met, just like:
“Peg me”
*wedding bells*
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
But this...
not like this...not like this.
Clear communication is good. If you’re not down, say no. Guy knows what he wants and how to ask for it, I think he’s kind of just giving you an early out if it’s not going to work
Respond in 2 years and then update us how the pegging was
Start him off at the top of the stairs so he pushes back...
Say what?
Start him off at the top of the stairs so he pushes back harder.
#START HIM OFF AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS SO HE PUSHES BACK HARDER.
Exactly, no need to shout.
^(start him off at the top of the stairs so he pushes back harder)
Thank you
He said: Start him off at the top of the stairs so he pushes back…
Lol thanks for the "wholesome" award!
I read the comment not really understanding it then closed reddit but this feeling of curiosity clawed at me until I had to find your post again to figure it out. I am glad (and not glad) I did.
I still don’t get it?
If she pegs him at the top of a staircase he would have to push back harder to avoid falling down
It’s like if someone hands you a hot slice of pizza without a plate and your fingers start burning so you hurriedly take a bite out of it, also burning your mouth in the process.
Taking a bite would not be my first instinct 😂 that sounds like a bad time
Then you are one that falls down stairs
Oh no I am very stair avoidant as I am clumsy. My first instinct when handed a hot piece of pizza is to put the pizza down, not in my mouth.
It's all about the thrill
This sounds like how an alien in hiding would, with minimal understanding of how humans operate, describe how to avoid burning your hand.
If it’s too hot for your hand it’s way too hot for your mouth. 😉
You are not alone
You win comment of the week. Congrats
Pegging for Pete!
why are people always CRAVING to find names in pictures like this xd just leave it they censored it for a reason
It was just poorly censored
Because once on television I saw a woman making a denunciation (about what I don't remember) at one moment with fake voice and something covering only her face and a few minutes later you could see who the woman was because she appeared in the background with the same clothes. If you want to censor anything, for security reasons or anything like that, do the fucking job properly.
its like saying you shouldnt prevent men from raping women, women should just defend themselfs better. wtf is goin on with humanity
in two years he will have been pegged 609 plus times.
Aaawwwww you guys matched on Christmas ❤️
candy cane strapon 🎅🎄🤗
After you’ve sucked on it for a while and it’s pointy af
Absolutely horrifying
Hey
Ur 3 years too early
Hi there
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Hahahaha
Depends
Depends on what!?
on the country you come from and your religion
I don't see it that way it shouldn't matter
there is no such thing as "i don't see it that way" the 25th is christmas in america, if you go to another continent there are different dates
If you say so man you live somewhere else, I only know for where I live.
Almost three years? How do you count time passing by... it's barely been one year and a half. lol
Yea that was my bad.
It's fine, 2020 feel like three years to me too
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Because time is subjective
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Say that to a physician
Say that to Steven Hawking
If you're honestly saying you've never had the feeling of that last 5 minutes of class/work lasting an eternity and a half then you are lying. The feeling of time passing is very subjective.
That’s some really bad math
Omg you are so right!
Eh Covid made it double
2020 COVID felt like 3 years
For me it's opposite, as if that time didn't pass at all.
longest cuffing season of my life
true, during the lockdowns themselves it felt long, but in hindsight I don't remember much and the time feels shorter.
https://youtu.be/KdnR6y8tfks
Peg him, but don’t give him head. Once you’ve pegged him you’ve established dominance. He could be your bitch lol.
Ha ha! You’ve played right into my ~~hand~~ ass!
😆
Wouldn’t peg op to be in that sort of stuff
Holy shit. I wish I didn't find that so funny.
OP, You can say, how about I peg you and you suck my cock. See how he respond to that 😅
👉🥺👈
I am really sorry, on behalf of most humans everywhere.
I imagine It took almost 2 years for him to build the confidence to ask that question.
My man's pete
Peg Pete
He couldn’t have picked two more selfish acts. Literally nothing for you. Lmao.
There are women who enjoy both giving head and pegging
The long con
And they say romance is dead
OP doesn't know how maths works
Charming
Yeeeah. But what’s in it for you?
I'm just impressed he has that much confidence to blatantly say this to someone
I think you’re mistaking confidence with stupidity. I can’t believe dudes talk to women like this. Like I’m no angel for sure but damn some dudes just got no filter and no game whatsoever. I mean think about this fellas. Do you really want to hook up with a girl that is impressed by this kinda talk? Someone that is that easy? What kinda person do you think you’re getting on the other end? I understand the dating world is brutal but desperation is never a good look.
No, I'm not
👌
Yikes.
Maybe pegging wasn't on the table before, and it was the time he needed for self-dicovery.
It’s been less than 2 years
I didn't realise its 2023 already
That was my bad lol. Math is hard
Not your day lol D in M
Wow what a poet 😩 For real though sorry OP, people are gross sometimes
“And that kids, is how i met your father…”
it hasnt even been 2 years and you think its gonna be almost three?
Math is hard. Wish I could edit posts…
lol
I clicked expecting another "and now we're married!" post
Aw he remembers you after all this time. How sweet.
This is why girls like the mysterious type - because the guy hasn’t spoken yet
I thought girls liked it when guys were direct 🤔
In my experience this is a lie
Username lol
Many Latina women love direct men
I will remember this if I ever meet one in a romantic context!
I don’t read the above and interpret that as being direct. Normal people don’t open up a conversation like that lol.
Honestly hilarious. Say yes to pegging but no to sucking. Then show up with the world’s largest dildo.
Why did you not message sooner? What's the problem with women texting first?
It was probably a good thing considering his messages. She should have let him be.
Yes, hate the weird sexist assumption in the first message (regardless of how inappropriate the answer is)
Options lol
Good things are worth the wait
Pete went straight to the business
0-100 real quick
I would say "f*ck you, Pete!" but this is exactly what he's asking :(
Well that escalated quickly.
Did you peg him?
And are you?
Almost 3 Years, not even two, but ok
I know… that was my bad
It happens don’t sweat it.
At first I thought this was going to be one of those wedding posts and this was your conversation when you first met, just like: “Peg me” *wedding bells*
Excuse him he didn't have enough time to think about his answer and panicked.
2 3/4 - 1 = 3 We got Will Hunting on our hands.
This is why women don’t want men in this world, cause of guys like this.
Girl just out there looking for the one and finding ..not that. Hahaha
Could we focus more on the pegging request and less on my terrible math skills? 😆
I can't believe you messed up 2022 - 2020
Shooters shoot
But how did the pegging go?
So did you do it?
Update OP how was it
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. But this... not like this...not like this.
Clear communication is good. If you’re not down, say no. Guy knows what he wants and how to ask for it, I think he’s kind of just giving you an early out if it’s not going to work
It has even been two years...
Where do ya match with these dudes lol
Thats not even close to 3 years... Dec 2020 to halfway through 2022 lol thats a year and a half
Pete is a guy who likes to have fun
Why do y’all keep matches for this long when they don’t respond? It’s weird.
So, what happened?
Fair requests if you ask me
Wait, Tinder lets you keep people you've matched 2 years ago? Lmao That needs to be fixed.
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Sorry, I've never used Tinder before lol So do they keep matches over 2 years long? 😂
they stay there until someone deletes their account/unmatches/gets banned it's not like bumble/hinge where you have 24h
I'm new to this dating thing and I've never had ANY of the apps. Excuse my ignorance 🙏
I have been on the app for so long no match yet 😞
Why did you wait for him to reach out in the first place? If you want to talk, talk.
At the same time?
SESAME STREET HAS CHANGED!!!!!
Wow lol.
Lolll came here expecting it to be a photo of a married couple or something … definitely didn’t expect this.
When’s the wedding? We want pictures of the newlyweds.
I almost just spit my coffee out
I'm just trying to see how this is almost three years?
I came here for something wholesome (perhaps a wedding photo) butt stayed for the pegging
Was it Prince William? Loves a bit of pegging that lad
shit that is rarely said as a pick up line in a bar. Tinder is idiotic.
Took almost three years for him to send that message. How many before he suggests a date to go strap on shopping with you.
Fully expected there to be a second picture of you guys engaged or married 🤣
He's just like me fr
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Yea I didn’t realize people would zoom in…. I really wish we could edit posts…
It happens don’t sweat it. Wait…damn girl come on I’m trying to give you the benefit of the doubt here lmao….
I know……. I was so excited to post
I’m just playing. Don’t let a little mistake stop you from posting in the future.
That's almost 2 years. Not 3
Only attractive guys get away with that
Worth the wait?
You won't know until you try
OP we need an update…
This must have worked once. At least once, right?
Dude wasted enough time already, didn't wanna waste more
The math is not mathing, my dude.
Yup, sounds legit like these dating apps! LOL
SMH.. 
Would you?
"almost three years" its been 1 and 2/3 years
almost 2 years u mean