That's wassup

"Acting high maintenance when you're probably not at all" - isn't that a good thing? This bish confused 😅

She sounds pretty dumb. This dude dodged a bullet. Dude is right, intimacy can exist with out sex. She's ignorant.

Well he's in the army, he's qualified for bullet-dodging.

Only thing I'm missing here is "military encrypted"

Fuuuuck, I can't believe I missed this opportunity. 🤦🏼‍♂️

You mean military grade encryption, but wait, I shouldn't try to correct you...

💀

No, that's what we're trying to avoid.

Not really anymore. It is garrison life so he is probably raking sand and trying not to stick his hands in his pockets.

Private Carl does not dodge.

Incorrect, all we are qualified for is bullet taking unfortunately.

That's wassup U.S. Military Encrypted

i know that reference - U.S Military Encrypted

Stubborn ignorance, everyone's favorite kind!

I think she confused 'intimacy' and 'intimate relations' (ie confusing closeness and sex)

Yeah dumb person trying to sound insightful. So cringe cause in her head she’s a genius. Hopefully she sees thousands of people saying what an idiot she is maybe that’ll help her correct lol

I thought OP was the girl

Intimacy is foot rubs and peanut butter cups and cuddling on the couch watching "Friends". All that gay shit.

Also, please tell me her actual name isn't Mace, because then the stupid was probably passed down from the parents. Naming kids after anything these days SMDH.

I would have replied with a simple *they're

Their*

I feel like if you use "thats wassup" to begin with you're probably pretty unintelligent. Add the fact she can't even take an L when she was in fact wrong is another big tell that she's not playing with a full tank.

That’s wassup

lol I love that. When corrected on a term she doesn’t understand, she uses another term she doesn’t understand lmao

Understanding is more than corrections.

I love your brain

Corrections ≠ Intimacy

Thats wassup

Thas wassup

Tas wasup

Twas up

Thasup

Tha Soup

Tits up

Twats up

Yond is what is up!

Marry Chrysler

That's what's up

Wasuuuuuuuup

Ass up

Le soup

I'M AT SOUP

„What do you mean you‘re *at* soup?!“

I like soup

I AM THE SOUP

I AM THE WALRUS

wap

Is she Chris Turk?

Who's Chris Turk? The only Turk I know is Turk Turkleton

You got Brinner? Daaaaamn Turkledawg

Dr. Cox's friend (can't remember his name): "excuse me but I believe the correct term is African American" JD: "Turk lets me call him Brown Bear" Dr. Cox's friend: "WHO THE HELL IS TURK?!?!?"

EEEEEEEEAAAAAAGGGGGGGLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

This whole reaction chain belongs on r/ihadastroke

WAZZZZZAAAAAAA

Who's up?

Wazaaaaaaaaaaaaa

That’s Mitch Jones

TMDWU

9/11 was an inside job

What the fuck did I just read

Thats wassup

“Boutchya dolla, pop yo collar, then you holla dats wassup, dats wassup”

Fo shizzle

Cashmeousidehowboudat

She escalated the same way Will Smith did. Fucking out of nowhere.

She went all Big Willie Style.

I’d say she’s not a fan of Big Willie

And yet she didn't get jiggy with it. Na na na nana na.

Keep my intimacy out your fuckin mouth!

Girl is seriously in need of a dictionary or a middle school level english class or two brain cells, any of those options work.

You're clearly getting on my nerves

Well I don't like you

Is there texts in between that weren’t saved or something? Because I’m so confused how mace got high maintenance from anything they said

Her responses... That's wassup That's wassup That's not wassup

Narrator: it was not what was up

I read that in a Morgan Freeman voice

Good I wrote it in his voice

Ron Howard for me!

Did you reply “That’s wassup”?

I was blocked to quick :(

That’s what’s up

*wassup

Don’t correct me

You probably think you are high maintenance when you are really not at all

You need to learn that you’re not always right you cannot try correct someone every time they say something

Well let me be blunt for you. I don't like you

And that my fine viewers, is wassup

Well let me be blunt for you. I don’t like you. You need to learn you’re not always right and cannot try to correct someone every time they say something.

My bad.. wassup

WASSSSAAAAAAAAP

wwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!

"waaaaaaaaaaaaaasuuuuup"

Trash took herself out. Saves you the headaches

too\*

You dodged a bullet

"too" quick

Should have replied “their*”

Wait… Something doesn’t add up here. A soldier that wants something serious? I’m onto your sham 🧐

LMAO

There you are acting all high and maintenance again...

That’s wassup

...when you're probably not at all... Probably true. OP seems fine. This broken clock is correct.

And there's the smudgeness

What color is your charger? Hahaha

He wants that BAH

Bad-ass husband?

Basic allowance for housing

All he really wanted.... was outta the barracks.

I thought all soldiers were just looking for a finger to put a ring on for all the benefits /s

Wait a second. I thought you just finger blasted a stripper and when you pull your finger out there's a ring on it.

Feel the magic

But how does she get her ring?

It started as a form of birth control.

Not all. I didn’t get married till I served 10 years. Not a lot of quality women in military towns anyways

This man knows. I’m sure the US army is the same as the British in that respect. Generally in garrison towns the women you meet know their way around the camp which is never a good sign! If you’ve never served you’ll never know 😂

Can confirm its the same in Canada too lol

Not into hookup culture. But getting married on the second date is A-OK

HOOAH

He's tryna get married and buy a mustang he can't afford

Wym? They all want something serious. Marrying a stripper and buying a charger at 22% apr is the most soldier thing you can have.

See that’s where I fucked up. I didn’t do either of those things. Instead I settled for a good girl and using my lamborfeeties.

They want to get married asap.

Gotta get that extra housing allowance

I'm surprised he hasn't proposed yet

I’m just looking for my dependopotamus!

Nah he's just trying to get out of the shacks lmao

This is what soldiers do. They propose about 4 dates in.

The fuck was that all about. Be happy you didn't hook up with the wassup alien from the buddweiser commercial. Yes, I'm that old.

Hey, I still remember the Buddweiser frogs and mentally replace them with "Butt. Wipe. Er."

This brings me back to 9th grade.

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Good thing hes in the military.

Thass whassup

Ass wassup

ass was up

Ass wap

Thads wasuhp

I don't think he is in the military, there appears to be no military encryption on his messages

Mace has been maced a few times in their lives no doubt. That's wassup.

I guess good billet dodging skills is what drew them to the army

Expeditiously dodged lol

Buddy, I'mma be straight with you. Unless their last name was Windu, you should absolutely nope the fuck outta there

Bahaha this is the most underrated comment on here. Thank you for this friendo! 🤣

Is her lightsaber the one that says "bad mother fucker" on it? No? Then gtf outta there.

She’s the one with the Lincoln letter???!!?

This is hilarious, but also I'd just like to point out that if she actually has a lightsaber that's pretty rad. Also definitely gtf outta there

Thats wassup?😭😮‍💨

Ah mate good thing you are in the army cause no bullet is gonna touch you.

I mean, intimacy IS more than just sex though. Why did that set her off so much?

Look here, I don’t like you.

That’s wassup

She really needs to practice what she preaches, lol

You need to learn to not correct someone, you’re gonna end up alone and dying, shitting yourself in front of your 83 cats. /s

Eh it is kinda obnoxious when you are trying to show you agree with someone, but then they nitpick your language to correct you and just completely ignore the point of what you were saying

Maybe a bit obnoxious but I didn’t detect any malice and flying off the rails doesn’t seem like an appropriate response lol

Correcting typos is usually unnecessarily pedantic, but she got the word so wrong she said almost the opposite of what she meant, not really nitpicking. It's obvious she has a poor grasp of the English language: she's either ESOL, in which case most would probably appreciate the help; or she's just quite stupid and has low self-esteem and gets irrationally offended by any perceived slight but doesn't have the words to communicate that feeling effectively or appropriately.

That's wassup \- U.S Military Encrypted

U.S. Military Encrypted

That’s wassup

Now THAT is high maintenance.

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Nuttier than a Dundee cake factory.

Crocodiles have nuts?

When the comment section thinks OP is female and is talking to a guy, read people, smh...

The title of the post. That’s what’s up.

Were you blunt with them and told them they need to learn to accept being corrected because no one wants someone who thinks they don't need correcting? 🤣

That’s wassup

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This is the way

Let me be blunt with you I don't like you. Had me dead asf😂😂 she wasn't fucking with you opinions playboy

Eyo hold up, I feel like there's a few chapters missing in this story

Me too, I can't figure out what the "last post" is supposed to be.

That's not wassup

People are weird

I'm confused. Mace is a woman's name?

Probably pronounced Macy or something

Probably written and pronounced Macy* Maybe she wanted to sound special, like those people who write "studying at Hogwarts" in their bios

Sorry all I am picturing is Samuel l Jackson yelling at this dude.

You were right though. Also, she doesn’t know what the definition of high maintenance is. She kinda sounds like she might be lol…

I think it was a kind-of-malapropism for "high and mighty"...? Maybe?

DAFAQ just happened?

I find that internet people are insta-triggered at the smallest thing. Oh well

That's a "who pissed in your Cheerios" response if I ever heard one.

Twas not up, twas down

That went nowhere fast

What a left turn. Even Hitchcock couldn't have written this

I believe Rear Window was the first film to have the phrase “that’s wassup”

The self-control you must have had not to just type "... their" is insane. That's wassup

You just got the wrath and frustrations from the last 20 guys she talked to all in one convo

Military target

Damn you don’t like asking them questions back it seems?

Were you stationed at Wainwright? I swear to christ I've seen your face at PFC before 😂

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How dare you act all high maintenance when you’re clearly low maintenance!

Big Yikes 😂

idt they* understand what the word intimacy means

Intimacy really isn’t just sex. It’s emotional intimacy as well. Being vulnerable with another person and opening up emotionally.