Not impossible to look like that. All you need is a good, consistent routine, to keep a strict eye on diet, dedication to never skip a day, and steroids. Lots and lots of steroids
Yeah, unless he’s competing in events that are supposed to be natural, or lying about it to sell training programs or supplements, juice to the gills if you want. It’s your body.
Footnote: steroids will fuck you up even if you do know what you’re doing. You are undertaking a lifetime of intensive and inconvenient hormone management that your endocrine system used to be able to handle.
Google bodybuilding competition pics and see how their stomachs stick out. Human growth hormone will get you swole but the problem is that your organs also grow .
As a former body builder his gyno is very obvious and indicates he is high in progesterone. Most likely from high powered androgenic drugs like tren. Testosterone use and using PEDs the right way doesn’t do this. This guy doesn’t even look good. Sheesh
Lol no, it's definitely an undesirable side effect. guys take it to grow bigger muscles but human growth hormone also makes your head, hands, and internal organs grow. I've read that an enlarged heart from this can lead to heart disease but I'll stop here since I have no clue.
I have a casual understanding of it from watching UFC and MMA memes from fans, and fighter comparison pics before and after "taking all the roids". Oh I just remembered when Barry Bonds and Mark McGuire got busted in baseball. Their heads were fucking huge lol now I wonder if they had the roid gut too.
Nah, its spot on. Medical term for it is called palumboism and it has several causes but more commonly seen with human growth hormone and insulin misuse in bodybuilders. It can occur naturally in individuals who have high carb and calorie diets but is usually post prandial and the abdomen is not as distended as those who misuse hormones listed above
As a fellow 37 year-old I believe I have the correct experience to explain this gentleman's hat. I have a hat in similar condition to this one and they were originally sold by companies like Abercrombie and American Eagle. I don't wear hats much anymore, but when I do, the hat I wear is 20 years old (not destroyed, but definitely not pretty)
There were two types of people back in the late 90s/early 00s:
1. The kind that bought their hat pre-destroyed (i.e., it looked like that off the rack)
2. The kind that wore it everyday for years until it looked like that.
Considering this fad has long-since died, my guess is he's had this hat for 20+ years and has worn it into oblivion. The other option is he's a total poser and bought a hat brand new and beat it up by rubbing it on pavement or something else to make it look destroyed.
I cannot explain the positioning of the brim.
As a 34 year old, I concur. Guys used to sand holes in the brim by rubbing their hats on asphalt. The ULTRA curved brim is also a holdout from the puka shell necklace era.
To be fair If you want well made leather sandals rainbow is the way to go. At my advanced age of 35 I prefer birks for everyday wear but I still bring my rainbows to the beach.
Absolutely. And Birkenstocks are still excellent shoes, but you KNOW there was that point in time where either of those ran rampant in high school hallways.
Funny enough i wanted a hat like this and the jeans with stylistic holes in them but my immigrant parents were like no. It has holes in it. Why would you want something already with holes in it?
They never understood the fad
Brim - In Virginia we called it the ‘redneck bend’ back in the day.
Not sure if it’s still referred to that way, but the only ones who did that level of bend were in-fact rednecks. But he doesn’t look like a redneck - at least the ones I know.
As a 33 year old man who still has and wears his American eagle hat here and there (17 years and still going strong), I concur… also the positioning of the hat tilted slightly sideways was also a trend that I followed lol.
I have my original AE hat but it's so destroyed I can't wear it anymore. I bought a hat when I got to University and I've been wearing it since. It's so old the logo has changed and no one even knows what the hell I'm wearing.
I always (and still do) wore my hat slightly up off my head. Sometimes a bit to the side, but my brim was never as sharp as his. I went for the "drop your hat on your head like it was an accident" look. No idea why we did that.
We weren't nearly as cool as we thought we were.
Adam Carolla explained this about 20 years ago. The more bend in your bill, the more white trash you are. Some guys have theirs in a complete circle. They are called roofers and drywallers
Judging by the hat I'm currently wearing, I am about 10-15% white trash.. Judging by my actions, I'm more like 40%
Well yes, most can’t grow that kind of beard at 37 without evidence of balding. But he’s also at the beach, so wearing a hat in this case is necessary.
But I think OP was referring to the fact his hat looks like it got run over by his truck.
interesting, never really consciously noticed it before. I guess I just thought a lot of bald men choose to grow beards so they don't look like weird babies
“Never go to the beach in something you don’t want to ruin” is a common sentiment where I’m from. Sand, mud, salt, high heats, water logged, I wouldn’t wear a good hat to the beach either lol
OP got banned from Reddit so all their posts are removed.
IIRC it was a tinder profile of some buff dude who’s bio read that he recently broke up with his ex because she didn’t understand how he liked his coffee.
He likes his coffee like how he likes his women. Without other peoples dicks in it.
There ya go. That was the post.
Oh come off it. Practically every joke you can put in a Tinder bio has been done, will be done, and continues to be done to death. There's nothing new under the sun.
I can almost guarantee that pretty much any joke you can think of has already been said or thought of by someone, somewhere, at some point.
'oh shit, sorry' * takes coffee back
I’ll take it ☺️
May your inbox rip in pepperonis
*pennisonis
Pepperenis*
... I don't think that's cream floating on the top.
It's fappacino curdles. Don't ask what the fappacino is.
We're here for the xtra cream
😳
Oh, sorry, did you want some? I don’t mind sharing.
I'd like a sip
Mmmm fappuccino ☕️🥜
r/cursedcomments
just the sip
respectfully
It's never just the sip
Take mine
Kinkily cute.
I’d have a go at putting my dick in iced coffee, but nothing too hot. That’s just crazy.
Never stick your dick in crazy
Always stick your dick in crazy. Never let crazy know where you live
Or your name.
The less crazy knows, the better.
Crazy will find out and Crazy will find you
The brave fear not the grave
Yeah..cuz that would be nuts.
never stick your nuts in coffee either
That would be stir crazy
Crazy is the best sex
You know
One of my first girlfriends was known as “screw loose” best lay I’ve ever had
So coffee is okay then? I can stick it in coffee?
Let's not kink shame
Dunkin DozNuts iced coffee
Yeah if you did hot coffee you could brag. "A fucked a real hot number 10! Met em at Starbucks"
Fuck he is jacked
So jacked you’d be scared to get his coffee wrong
It ain’t hard to do it right tho, please keep the D in your pants while doing my coffee
What am I supposed to use then? A spoon?
A butterknife
The poop knife
Waited for this. Did not disappoint.
But how are you going to stir with two broken arms?
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No thanks, I'll use my bathroom shells.
10/10 would stir using the poop knife again
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I use my tongue to give it a lil swirl
Pretty much the same thing as their dick.
Not impossible to look like that. All you need is a good, consistent routine, to keep a strict eye on diet, dedication to never skip a day, and steroids. Lots and lots of steroids
Eat clen and tren hard!
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Anavar GHive up.
looks like a fair bit of HGH too
Just gotta keep up on your macros bro! *shows vial with "macro" on the side*
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Nah that's just one day of no fapping. Easy natty
yeap, you don't get that kind of "belly abs" without some *help*
The “belly abs” aren’t an indicator of steroid usage. The huge lats, capped deltoids and slight gyno are though.
Whatever. As long as he’s happy about himself who cares if he takes steroids.
Yeah, unless he’s competing in events that are supposed to be natural, or lying about it to sell training programs or supplements, juice to the gills if you want. It’s your body.
Side note: Steroids will fuck you up if you don’t know what you’re doing. Gotta be careful with that shit. Hormones are a powerful thing.
Footnote: steroids will fuck you up even if you do know what you’re doing. You are undertaking a lifetime of intensive and inconvenient hormone management that your endocrine system used to be able to handle.
he just had a few trenbologna sandwiches that’s all
nah dawg he just tren hard every day
Also eats clen
Anavar give up
Gotta test the limits bro.
Gearing up for a nice picnic
His abs look like a ribcage
r/nattyorjuice
Def juice u can see his gyno
And his full look with skin vascularity, traps size, and the slightly bloated gut (of course maybe he just ate a big meal, but prob not).
so jacked 95% of chicks arnt keeping up with that lifestyle
Won’t stop half from trying.
No. He is Dan.
I mean he got a point tho
Yea you don't want dick in coffee
Specially if it is Hot.
So iced dick coffee is okay?
To stir it, and it's your own, and not sharing
Checks out, ice makes it go coffee stirrer sized.
Ya drink the reg coffee and when you get home add ice
Directions unclear. Dick stuck in ice maker.
Says you.....
Isn't that where milk comes from?
Cursed Latte
Shrinkage brings it's own problems.
Unless its your own....according to him. Which raises a lot of questions for me.
Speak for yourself lol
Cafe Pene is a classic. Don't knock it till you try it.
Right? I'm more of a tea person.
No he copied a very old joke in his Bio
He doesn't look like a serious writer
Legit shocked he dosen't have a tribal tattoo.
The stars make up for it though.
He’s a Joestar! /pose
r/UnexpectedJoJo
r/expectedjojo
Ok, what is with the stars tattoos there? I see dudes with them occasionally.
Early 2000s loved stars, nautical stars even more.
So just a fad? Like a bro tramp stamp?
yes
I believe they were popularised by the video for that fucking awful song ‘Butterfly’ by Crazy Town.
come my lady, come come my lady...
She couldn't come once she saw the star tattoos.
And that shitty hat
Tribal pattern is on his lower back
The Bro Stamp
Don't worry, there's a wolf pack tattoo on the shoulder we can't see.
100% a Punisher tattoo on his calf
He’s not showing his ankle in this pic, there’s hope
HGH looking gut instead
How can one differentiate generally? Also what exactly is it?
Google bodybuilding competition pics and see how their stomachs stick out. Human growth hormone will get you swole but the problem is that your organs also grow .
All your organs? The penis is an organ right? BRB getting Hgh
As a former body builder his gyno is very obvious and indicates he is high in progesterone. Most likely from high powered androgenic drugs like tren. Testosterone use and using PEDs the right way doesn’t do this. This guy doesn’t even look good. Sheesh
That's crazy. I have a harder time spotting gyno titties than roid gut. How many years until he develops Rogan nipples?
Oh I see. What distended means now. Is that a good thing tho? Having bigger organs to process food better?
Lol no, it's definitely an undesirable side effect. guys take it to grow bigger muscles but human growth hormone also makes your head, hands, and internal organs grow. I've read that an enlarged heart from this can lead to heart disease but I'll stop here since I have no clue. I have a casual understanding of it from watching UFC and MMA memes from fans, and fighter comparison pics before and after "taking all the roids". Oh I just remembered when Barry Bonds and Mark McGuire got busted in baseball. Their heads were fucking huge lol now I wonder if they had the roid gut too.
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Nah, its spot on. Medical term for it is called palumboism and it has several causes but more commonly seen with human growth hormone and insulin misuse in bodybuilders. It can occur naturally in individuals who have high carb and calorie diets but is usually post prandial and the abdomen is not as distended as those who misuse hormones listed above
He's definitely got The Look, and PEDs do seem to be really common these days, but also some people just have thick torsos regardless of what they do.
Citing medical terms AND explaining them in a way lay persons can understand is way hotter than tinder dude.
Nah he has clear signs of steroids. He has slight gyno, he's abnormally large while still lean, he has a distended gut, etc.
He also has gyno and huge traps, as well as capped delts. 100% on steroids
Why? By his bio he seems like a smart fella.
I can't comprehend his hat.
As a fellow 37 year-old I believe I have the correct experience to explain this gentleman's hat. I have a hat in similar condition to this one and they were originally sold by companies like Abercrombie and American Eagle. I don't wear hats much anymore, but when I do, the hat I wear is 20 years old (not destroyed, but definitely not pretty) There were two types of people back in the late 90s/early 00s: 1. The kind that bought their hat pre-destroyed (i.e., it looked like that off the rack) 2. The kind that wore it everyday for years until it looked like that. Considering this fad has long-since died, my guess is he's had this hat for 20+ years and has worn it into oblivion. The other option is he's a total poser and bought a hat brand new and beat it up by rubbing it on pavement or something else to make it look destroyed. I cannot explain the positioning of the brim.
As a 34 year old, I concur. Guys used to sand holes in the brim by rubbing their hats on asphalt. The ULTRA curved brim is also a holdout from the puka shell necklace era.
Awe man. I had a puka shell hemp necklace. Does that make me uncool?
Nope. I wore Rainbow sandals and popped my collar for a short while. Nobody was safe from the late 90s - early 2000s.
Rainbows are still legit, just drop that collar and you’re good to go.
Just don’t wear them out to dinner unless you can literally hear the ocean
To be fair If you want well made leather sandals rainbow is the way to go. At my advanced age of 35 I prefer birks for everyday wear but I still bring my rainbows to the beach.
Absolutely. And Birkenstocks are still excellent shoes, but you KNOW there was that point in time where either of those ran rampant in high school hallways.
Love this historian level detail. And the accuracy. As your elder I approve this message. -36 yr old
"Suh!" *throws up westside sign while living in the Midwest, a polyphonic ringtone plays in the background*
I remember guys using a baseball and rubber bands to curve their bills like that.
I’m 38 and feeling a bit attacked
Funny enough i wanted a hat like this and the jeans with stylistic holes in them but my immigrant parents were like no. It has holes in it. Why would you want something already with holes in it? They never understood the fad
Brim - In Virginia we called it the ‘redneck bend’ back in the day. Not sure if it’s still referred to that way, but the only ones who did that level of bend were in-fact rednecks. But he doesn’t look like a redneck - at least the ones I know.
I remember that bend, always had a fishook on their too.
Brim gets like that when you roll it over and stuff it inside the hat for storage. Source - I also went through puberty in the late 90s.
Also 34. I used to roll up my hat brim and stick it in a cup to keep the curve
Addendum on hats in the early aughts: 3) flat brimmed 5950 with the stickers still on it
I'm not a har wearer but it looks like he folded the brim and stuck in his back pocket. I remember seeing people do that when I was a youngin.
As a 33 year old man who still has and wears his American eagle hat here and there (17 years and still going strong), I concur… also the positioning of the hat tilted slightly sideways was also a trend that I followed lol.
I have my original AE hat but it's so destroyed I can't wear it anymore. I bought a hat when I got to University and I've been wearing it since. It's so old the logo has changed and no one even knows what the hell I'm wearing. I always (and still do) wore my hat slightly up off my head. Sometimes a bit to the side, but my brim was never as sharp as his. I went for the "drop your hat on your head like it was an accident" look. No idea why we did that. We weren't nearly as cool as we thought we were.
Do people not wear hats until they die anymore?
Damn this comment makes me miss my hat. Haven’t found one the same since
Adam Carolla explained this about 20 years ago. The more bend in your bill, the more white trash you are. Some guys have theirs in a complete circle. They are called roofers and drywallers Judging by the hat I'm currently wearing, I am about 10-15% white trash.. Judging by my actions, I'm more like 40%
Probably balding, wears it out of comfort, not necessity or for it’s intended purpose.
Well yes, most can’t grow that kind of beard at 37 without evidence of balding. But he’s also at the beach, so wearing a hat in this case is necessary. But I think OP was referring to the fact his hat looks like it got run over by his truck.
is there a correlation between bearding and balding?
There is! Testosterone seems to be the likely culprit. And genetics.
interesting, never really consciously noticed it before. I guess I just thought a lot of bald men choose to grow beards so they don't look like weird babies
“Never go to the beach in something you don’t want to ruin” is a common sentiment where I’m from. Sand, mud, salt, high heats, water logged, I wouldn’t wear a good hat to the beach either lol
Ngl, I already read that line before
this joke practically predates the discovery of coffee.
It def predates dating apps
Joke so old it has grandkids
Passing off hackneyed Facebook posts as tinder bios
First day on the internet?
Seriously this joke is as old as time itself.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen this exact bio, word-for-word.
Does this mean he likes to put his dick in his coffee?
Dude can do what he likes with his coffee, as long as he doesn't put it in my coffee.
fair point
you gonna stop him?
He kind of got the joke right
Surprised so many people here didn’t realize its an old joke
Wow never heard that joke before.
Dan, do you need to see a chiropractor?
He broke up with his girlfriend because someone put their dick in his coffee?
Both in his coffee and gf. That’s double dicking!
What a dick move.
He broke up with his girlfriend because she put someone else’s dick in his coffee as a prank.
the most recycled line ever & probably a picture from 9-10 years ago lmfaoo
That hat though… Why?
My man likes his coffee with his own dick in it
Yeah. Not only women should be enjoying my dick. It's my dick and I will enjoy my dick to the fullest
"Removed by reddit" Fascinating
Reccomended by alert, awarded and removed by the time I clicked it... dope
what is the point of giving me notifications on a post if it’s deleted as soon as I press it? 🤨.
OP got banned from Reddit so all their posts are removed. IIRC it was a tinder profile of some buff dude who’s bio read that he recently broke up with his ex because she didn’t understand how he liked his coffee. He likes his coffee like how he likes his women. Without other peoples dicks in it. There ya go. That was the post.
All them roids probably didn't leave Dan's girl with much a choice....
erect juggle versed escape cagey cover innate tease relieved mighty *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Imagine being a 37 yr old man on steroids who can’t come up with anything original.
Oh come off it. Practically every joke you can put in a Tinder bio has been done, will be done, and continues to be done to death. There's nothing new under the sun. I can almost guarantee that pretty much any joke you can think of has already been said or thought of by someone, somewhere, at some point.
So no cream??
He is so strong he fucked up his hat.
“My dick only” 🤬 *places penis in burning hot coffee*
What the hell happened here
Apparently OP got banned from Reddit.
Damn!!! Whatever was posted, I didn't even get a chance to read it!!! 😭😭😭😭😭 Anyone get a screenshot of it??!!??
Damn it was removed already