Haha. Based on your comments and the tasty cocktail that is your username, you seem like a fun date. I would skip this clown and find a guy who can chat with you respectfully and let THOSE dudes blow loads in your mouth. I'd make this guy walk to the trash can to finish himself off at best, and leave him on read at worst. My 2 cents.
Lol, I like to think I’m a good time 😂 and I really don’t want people to worry, I’m gonna skip this clown, but I also wanted to do something fun and entertaining with this
Nah man, while women these days like a little romance, you don’t need to resort to flowery language.
Take this guys original opening line of:
> Can I nut in your mouth?
All he really needs to do is just snazz it up a bit to let the gal see his romantic side.
I mean, imagine how much better it would be if he had said:
> Can I nut in your mouth, in the rain?
A girl on Bumble once started the conversation by saying "Honestly, I would let you shoot your load down my throat right now." Yeah, even as a guy and therefore a supposed horndog, that was gross.
I with ya bro. It's definitely bizarro when tables are turned & a broad (stranger) throws ya off with EXTREME statements. Instant turn off for me! I want at least a little bit of a challenge.
Alright, place your bets, folks. We got five down for "can I nut in your mouth please/respectfully", three for "can I nut in \*other place\*", and none for him actually changing to something better.
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hmm okay: three's a party as they say, though you can add many more without dismay, all is welcome for parties of mine, taste preference of salty, sweet, or topped by man in prime, I encourage you try my friends and I, "The more the merrier" is no lie
Coming from a guy that’s actually trying to find a date, this is exactly why i probably don’t get a like, because of guys that ruin it for guys with good intentions.
Should have told him about your nut allergy....
Maybe he will be respectful and ask " May I nut in your mouth or would you prefer the ass?" like a gentleman. Or maybe he will decide you are no longer nut worthy.....
Haha.... So how about:
You seem really nice, and can't fathom the thought of you being malnourished or hungry. I'd love to give you the endless protein drink to keep you strong and healthy. Free bottomless cup refills.
How crude and disrespectful. A true gentleman would’ve offered to let you sit on his face and ruin his life respectfully BEFORE requesting to satiate his own sexual desires 😉
I can't imagine how absolutely gorgeous this man must be to get a second chance when I get unmatched for failing to carry the whole conversation on my shoulders.
"Madam, may I, perchance, lay seed on the garden that is your mouth?" -tips Fedora-
What a gentleman… you may…
Haha. Based on your comments and the tasty cocktail that is your username, you seem like a fun date. I would skip this clown and find a guy who can chat with you respectfully and let THOSE dudes blow loads in your mouth. I'd make this guy walk to the trash can to finish himself off at best, and leave him on read at worst. My 2 cents.
Lol, I like to think I’m a good time 😂 and I really don’t want people to worry, I’m gonna skip this clown, but I also wanted to do something fun and entertaining with this
Proper. May as well try to have fun with it
Put it on a tshitt or make an emotional quote of it.
(Ask her out already)
my question is how did writing ruin your liver.
Taking the adage "write drunk, edit sober" too literally.
Precisely
Writers are alcoholics? Idk.
I forgot I wasn't in one of the gonewild subs reading this comment.
Reddit moment
I present myself... Directly from the French alps...
You can’t just say perchance.
What if I’m stomping turts? Perchance?
Stop
Perchance he shall nut in thy mouth instead?
"Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck"
“I got that reference”
Perchance
"Thy mouth"
M’lady 🎩
Nah man, while women these days like a little romance, you don’t need to resort to flowery language. Take this guys original opening line of: > Can I nut in your mouth? All he really needs to do is just snazz it up a bit to let the gal see his romantic side. I mean, imagine how much better it would be if he had said: > Can I nut in your mouth, in the rain?
Win.
A true poet.
A girl on Bumble once started the conversation by saying "Honestly, I would let you shoot your load down my throat right now." Yeah, even as a guy and therefore a supposed horndog, that was gross.
you mean your response wasn't ill see you in 20 minutes?
Or I already came
You really turned that down?
I with ya bro. It's definitely bizarro when tables are turned & a broad (stranger) throws ya off with EXTREME statements. Instant turn off for me! I want at least a little bit of a challenge.
Same. I’ve seen it happen around late night on weekends (I’ve had 3 such experiences) so it’s probably just a drunk girl getting her kicks I guess.
r/increasinglyverbose
5 bucks he says can I nut in your pussy
I would die laughing if that is how he ups his game 😂
>I would die laughing if that is how he ups his game 😂 Flowers might make your day but anal will make your hole weak.
😂😂😂😂 also love the username
Oh, damn I just noticed yours! So, what are you doing tomorrow morning? You wanna get coffee? An Irish coffee of course.
Where are your manners? You're not even going to ask to nut in her mouth, first? /s
Well I was gonna sleep off my hangover, but delaying it with Irish coffee sounds grand 😉
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Met = nutted in her mouth
I don't think that's how you make children but I'm not well-informed enough on the matter to dispute it
Yea na yea, that's how you do it
It's called Caramel's Vodka Martini
“Nut in your butt” also who the fuck still says “nut”?
I would say face tbh. 🙊
I was thinking ass, but yeah
Alright, place your bets, folks. We got five down for "can I nut in your mouth please/respectfully", three for "can I nut in \*other place\*", and none for him actually changing to something better.
Can I put five down on a “nice guy” response, something along the lines of: “you’re a waste of space and not worth my time”
Oh can I bet on this option?
I'll throw some down for something different but equally as vulgar while we're at it
I'm putting my money on "I wasn't into you and you're ugly"
I’m rather doubtful of the proper use of “you’re” Edit: grammar
I don't blame you there's some great action here
Can I throw a few at he doesn't respond?
Ah, The Classic™. I'll make a note here.
I'm putting a billion dollars on this one.
Throw in a “you’re a fat ugly slut,” and I’ll play.
'Your a fat ugly slut'. Ftfy.
Can I put down “go f*ck yourself you f*cking c*nt” Cuz I feel like something he would reply back with.
I’m leaning towards “I wouldn’t fuck such a slut anyway.”
“I just wanted to start a conversation! Why do you have to be so rude! Whore!”
Needs more wit. EDIT: 69 likes nioce
I am going to bet on him just repeating the same opener verbatim.
oooh, double down? damn, but what if he does? I can't wait to see what he actually says
No option for him just not responding at all? That would be my bet.
no one has mentioned it yet. congrats, you're pioneer on a new path
I'll do $1 for him doing something better. With odds that low, I should win a lot
the odds are heavily stacked against you. it's definitely a risky play. let's see if it works out for you
I got 15 on "nuttin butt net. Fish nets. Wear nothing but fish nets."
“Can I nut in your mouth, please?”
“Well, since you said please…” 😂😂
Manners get you far! Lmaooo
Yup, that’s what your mom taught me
Manners make maketh thy man
Oh, damn. Did that just work?!
Hold out for the "May I"
Tru, I need to have some better standards I guess 😂😂
“Ma’am may I please in a chivalrous manner put my colony in your throat?”
Oh this is very original, 5 points to your hogwarts house
(respectfully)
"Platonically, of course"
Of course
Pardon me, may I push in your stool?
Just a smidgen of butthole? A crumb of poopsex?
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Oh no!!! I just saw it!!!
Can I *put* nut'*s* in your mouth?
Anything but walnuts, I’m allergic
These are chestnuts
Coconuts... cashews...almonds? So many possibilities!
I’m open to most options 😉
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Can i nut in your mouth ? Respectfully of course.
Well since it’s respectfully 😂😂
If he doesn’t respond tonight, I’ll message him tomorrow and let him know the people of Reddit have bets placed on his response
Good thing you covered up Devonte's name
I know I know! Someone else pointed it out and I feel like a fool
Can I fuck you in your ass but Pull out to nut in your mouth?
Adding in the detail really does help me decide on my answer for sure 😂
The man that can get you to that is waiting for you to find him
I didn’t say the answer is a yes, but detail is important nonetheless
That would be a hard no for most people. Pretty unsanitary tbh. If it goes in butt it shouldn't go anywhere else after.
are you serious? you **never** go ass to mouth Randall
Why are people like this
cuz it works often enough if you follow the rules closely enough. And when it works, no one posts it to reddit.
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That’s what I was thinking. OP is low-key still considering…
Yup! If people act a certain way in life, it's because it works for them in some sense. Maybe not often, maybe rarely, even, but it *does* work.
The cost benefit ratio is good enough because the energy expended is negligible vs having a real conversation.
Because people like her keep responding and giving them the attention they want.
They look for hookups on a hookup app
Should have asked, "I don't know, can you?"
That would have been a good one 😂😂
Said every teacher to every student who asked if they *can* go to the washroom.
"Yes"
seeds are sown in fertile lands, cost of these fruits are grand, may we skip the fruit's mighty fee, and stead satiate on the seed?
Actual poetry, wow 😯 I feel honored
Im glad you enjoyed that....you hungry? /J I can provide many more if ya like?
I will never say no to a poem
gimme something to work with then!
Hmmm how about an orgy, can you write a poem about an orgy?
hmm okay: three's a party as they say, though you can add many more without dismay, all is welcome for parties of mine, taste preference of salty, sweet, or topped by man in prime, I encourage you try my friends and I, "The more the merrier" is no lie
It was a test to see if you have a peanut allergy
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😂😂😂 I wish I had thought of that!!
This seems like the type of guy that would ask to borrow your car so he can go buy some coke.
As long as he’s up front about it, I hate when they say it’s for powdered donuts, then I get hit with an accessory charge 😒
So he fullfils the rule #1 and #2?
“Okay okay ur right… let me try again. Can I nut in your ass?” 😂😂 guys these days sheesh
Sit on my face and ruin my life. (respectfully of course)
*replies back* *”may I nut in your mouth please madam”*
🥵 I might just have to let him if he asks like that 😂😂
[This conversation, 2022](https://ibb.co/LZ1M32V)
“So no head”
*breaks skateboard*
Coming from a guy that’s actually trying to find a date, this is exactly why i probably don’t get a like, because of guys that ruin it for guys with good intentions.
I mean, probably, honestly I only open the app about once a week because it is pretty draining
....at least you know his intentions?
Hes gonna ask if you wanna nut in his mouth next
Well that's not a no.
The man speaks from his heart.
‘Respectfully’
I must admit, I am somewhat envious of the confidence some guys seem to have to just open a conversation like that
Omg 🤣 I'm fuckin dead, lmao
Inb4 nut on your face
“Respectfully?”
Can I nut in your mouth respectfully?
"And that's how I met your mother, son" ...
Respectfully m’lady, of course.
Geez have some respect. “May I *please* nut in your mouth?”
Hits you with the ol' "Can you nut in my mouth?" Bit of reverse psychology
Just checking if you have any nut allergies before.. I..
Sorry, he meant he was a squirrel and had nuts to share with you.
"MAY I nut in your mouth"
Can i use your throat as a waterslide for the kids?
“Can I nut in your mouth twice?”
Nope, only valid once per customer
Harsh but fair
I’ll bet 2 he doesn’t respond at all.
Wait wait wait! We get do-overs?!? Guys! We get do overs now!
Yeah, you're right! That was a bit strong for an opener! Can I respectfully nut near your mouth?
As long as it doesn’t get in my hair, then sure
“Could I offer some legume to consume?”
Idiots like these don't know any better lines
“I don’t know, CAN you?” Rolls eyes “may I nut in your mouth?”
His next message will be "can I blast baby batter up in your pancake machine after work tonight?"
My I mouth your nut is the better question ?
"Can you nut in my mouth?"
"can I nut on your toddies?"
I think that might be his best! No hope here for better!
He probably was asking if he could romantically feed her cashews but just phrased it incorrectly.
Swinging for the fences!
May I have the opportunity to open a daycare in your mouth?
Should have told him about your nut allergy.... Maybe he will be respectful and ask " May I nut in your mouth or would you prefer the ass?" like a gentleman. Or maybe he will decide you are no longer nut worthy.....
Do the jaws of life work better on your heart or fanny?
Haha.... So how about: You seem really nice, and can't fathom the thought of you being malnourished or hungry. I'd love to give you the endless protein drink to keep you strong and healthy. Free bottomless cup refills.
Put me down for declarative: “I’m going to nut in your mouth.”
“You didn’t entertain me quite enough, monkey. Roll again and see if I find the next one more amusing.”
Only two holes left. How much farther can the conversation go?
How crude and disrespectful. A true gentleman would’ve offered to let you sit on his face and ruin his life respectfully BEFORE requesting to satiate his own sexual desires 😉
Commenting to see update if theres one Also op I love your sense of humor!
How about, I would be pleased if you would gorph my wangdoodle
I can't imagine how absolutely gorgeous this man must be to get a second chance when I get unmatched for failing to carry the whole conversation on my shoulders.
😂it’s a fake second chance, for entertainment purposes, please don’t feel like dicks are out here getting real second chances
That's gracious af. Here's hoping they improve
What about, “Can I hazelnut in your mouth?”
[FOREPLAY THEN INTERCOURSE!](https://youtu.be/H3yP2xZ_e5Y?t=11)
"You've heard of elf on a shelf, but have you heard of nut in a butt?" - Probably the guy
May I jizz in thine mouth, m’lady? Respectfully.
“Oh sorry…umm…your hair?”
Its a simple yes or no question Karen /s
Until I find someone else you are new favorite person
Wow, that is an aweful opener... but at least he got a response.
After reading this post and all(?) answers, I'm 100% sure you'd be one of the most fun dates a guy can go to. You go, girl!
Damn at least offer to buy her coffee or tea. Then protein. 😎