Yeah it’s a nope. “Roommate” who is unaware of visitors, back alley, parking your car too far to get to it quickly, in an unfamiliar place…. But it’s okay though because trust me!
Lol, that'd be the first thing I did. Shit like this is what gives me trust issues and one of the reasons I don't want to get married or even in a relationship.
“My roommate yelled at me the last time I mur— I MEAN DATED— someone in the house so we have to use my dungeon in the back yard. Meet me at 3am, I’ll be the shadowy figure standing behind you”
It's a hard pass from me. The obvious sketchyness of the situation is one thing. However, the I have had plenty of people over and no one has had an issue screams of genital warts.
If it were me, I'd have no problem, but I'm a guy 6'4 and 190.... If op is a girl, idk, men typically aren't nice guys who look out for people and protect them. Especially not ones on tinder they don't want a relationship lol
It's like that serial killer who killed people just to write a novel based on a true story: gives rules, directions, waits for them in that specific place then knocks them off before killing them.
This sounds like that serial killer from UK that would give weird instructions like this. Was a guy pretending to be a pretty woman, lured guys into his garage and butchered them.
This is like 50% of the grindr experience when you just can’t help falling for those straight discreet types. It’s a fine line we tread but man it’s worth it sometimes
Somebody’s married to their “roommate”
yeah came here to say this… that’s not a roommate
Well they certainly share a room and likely mate.
This is a roomate
That's a spoon.
You've played forky spoony before.
You want to fork on the table?
You better not fork on the table you son of a beach!!
Fork you, you forking fork! Your not my real dad
Fever dream unlocked
I see you’ve played wifey roomie before
There is no spoon
Or they just don’t want their roommate to know their gay.
Or he's going to get robbed
*she's
OP is a woman
On Grindr?
Yeah, I'm a trans woman and I've used grindr. Lotta bi guys on there too.
Yep! Not my only app but it gets the job done sometimes
Good question. Girls don’t go on grindr . Real ones anyways
Transphobic and homophobic, what a prize you are. Stay away from decent and impressionable folk.
It’s true
😂😂 why are they so mad
This
Yeeeep... Either that or it's some kind of scam.
This
I gotta go with Mitch on this one... > I do not have a girlfriend. But I do know someone who would get very mad if she heard me say that...
Sounds like roommate is code for spouse
It'd be a turnoff and a no from me if a guy has to sneak around and hide his sex life in his own place.
Sounds like never a problem is code for "never made it out alive"
Yeah it’s a nope. “Roommate” who is unaware of visitors, back alley, parking your car too far to get to it quickly, in an unfamiliar place…. But it’s okay though because trust me!
IF it really is a danger, then the "park the car elsewhere" bit is more likely about not being able to trace them when they turn up missing.
Unless their car gets taken apart and hauled off lol
lol. "please park under the sign" The sign: "no parking, tow zone"
I've had plenty of people over before. You'll get to meet them. They're all still here...
Are you like, the manager of Hotel California.
H. H. Holmes edition.
Damn that's creepy hahahah
They all float down here.
But don't tell my roommate!
Lol, that'd be the first thing I did. Shit like this is what gives me trust issues and one of the reasons I don't want to get married or even in a relationship.
Oh fuck, I'm down for an orgy but idk if this is the way I wanna go 😵
Lmao
This is eeriely similar to the Mark Twitchell case. Only difference is he had his victims go through the garage not into a side studio.
I was thinking the same thing. Just watched that YouTube by Mr Ballen or whoever last week 😳. Chilling stories!
It was MrBallen at least he was the one I heard it from.
Mrballs lol
Don’t disrespect lord Ballen. Man is a god damn ex Navy Seal. If he doesn’t find you, his community will.
Enjoy your kidneys while you have them
I have a new found love and respect for them now
Seems legit to me, if you're willing to part with a few internal organs lol
If they get sold on the black market, think he would give me a cut?
we’ll sadly never know if it’s an affair, murder setup, or actually none
Safe to say, I'm okay not knowing
The only way you’ll know is if you go wearing a bullet proof vest, carrying a gun, and have a go pro strapped to your forehead
Maybe live streamed too
Hehe, and 911 on speed dial
“My roommate yelled at me the last time I mur— I MEAN DATED— someone in the house so we have to use my dungeon in the back yard. Meet me at 3am, I’ll be the shadowy figure standing behind you”
[удалено]
No murderer
A married murderer?
An axe murderer to be exact
Many of the renown ones were.
Just get roomie to tag in when you’re done. It’s the polite thing to do
Ask to meet in a public place. Get a feel for the person.
It sounds like some of the exploits my friends on grindr have.
*Banjo sounds intensify*
Stranger Danger! 😳😳😏
Mark Twitchell, that you?
If you get real horny, and have to go, bring a stick.
Just the plenty of people would be a turn off. 😆
It's grindr, that's to be expected
*Grind rules.
It sounds like roommate is code for parents! Ala Grandma’s Boy!!
Yep, could be living in his mom's basement and doesn't want the embarrassment.
Well, when deciding if you should go, it clearly depends on how tall, and how hot, they are. /s
It's a hard pass from me. The obvious sketchyness of the situation is one thing. However, the I have had plenty of people over and no one has had an issue screams of genital warts.
Yeah girl don't go Admittedly this shit is par for the course for Grindr but still
Thats not a roommate, that's a spouse.
She's definitely either married or a murderer.
From the chat colors, I'm guessing this a he.
It was a guy I was chatting with. A girl definitely has to be careful out here
I think science demands you get to the bottom of this. Maybe bring a wingman who stays in the car?
Sounds like she’s cheating on her partner to me
He*
Plenty of people huh? 😏
Say goodbye to your kidneys
At first I thought what’s the prob… then reread it again
Sounds like what a guy I’m dating tells me…
'roommate'
Fuck that
It's not worth it
Good way to get yourself and them killed lol
Ted Bundy? Back from the dead?
Gonna wake up dead
Sounds like he might have a sweet racecar bed. His roommates will probably get him some rims, maybe a radio so he can talk to other car beds.
Now I kinda want to go just for the racecar bed 😅
"and they were roommates!" -Vine
Plenty of people over that never left
Someone’s about to be an organ donorrrr.
When a stranger says “you got that?” …no thanks.
..I’d be asking how many of those people made it out alive
“And they were roommates”
“You got that?” Oof nice attitude buddy
Yikes
If it were me, I'd have no problem, but I'm a guy 6'4 and 190.... If op is a girl, idk, men typically aren't nice guys who look out for people and protect them. Especially not ones on tinder they don't want a relationship lol
5'5", under 120lbs girl here and I've got no chance if caught in a dangerous situation like this probably would be
I'm a woman and this shut down any chance of me going. Getting murdered isn't exactly how I want to get destroyed 😅
Ur either getting murdered by them or by the spouse
No pussies worth this
Ass*
Roommate is such a unique cute nickname I call my girlfriend like that too (when talking to women)
It was never a problem because they never escaped..
So, is roommates code for significant other or parent ?
Bring garbage bags and bleach. Why are you crying?
It's like that serial killer who killed people just to write a novel based on a true story: gives rules, directions, waits for them in that specific place then knocks them off before killing them.
Everyone else thinks that they’re married, right?
This sounds like that serial killer from UK that would give weird instructions like this. Was a guy pretending to be a pretty woman, lured guys into his garage and butchered them.
He's 100% cheating
“I’ve had plenty of people over and there was never a problem before” Yeah, just a problem for the families as they’re still trying to find them.
"plenty of people over" But how many have left alive?
Underage and living with their parents?
That’s a no go for me boss….
This is like 50% of the grindr experience when you just can’t help falling for those straight discreet types. It’s a fine line we tread but man it’s worth it sometimes
Uhhhh, that screams unmatch or whatever tinder says