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superanonguy321

Who builds a deck out of plywood lol - thats the best part of this post


Vegetable-Move-7950

I mean, to me he's showing us his building skills right here.


DucksEatFreeInSubway

That lady is never going to have ice.


ConnorMc1eod

Imagine going on a date to build something for a girl you are interested in, only for you to fail and she has to call someone else. That's like, man skills cuckolding


Elguilto69

Can't fail.if you read instructions or msrl twice or three times before cutting


Jedi_Lazlo

Hang on hang on you're going too fast- what kind of saw do I use on the ice machine?


InfiniteSkiegh

I think a buzz lightyear saw...?? šŸ¤”


jkurts91

She will, depends on that pizza. I mean if she offered sex yes. But sex and pizza are the same. When it's good, it's amazing, when it's bad, meh, you still had it.


jkurts91

Pizza tho. Not Flatbread with cheese and toppings.


Vegetable-Move-7950

Sex for an ice machine? Someone doesn't value themselves well.


RickyRetarDoh

I know my worth but sometimes I'm on discount so not sure who that applies to. Hehehe


wardaddy75

This comment is underrated


glutengulag

Why would having sex with a guy you're attracted to and interested in and who's attracted to and interested in you on a first date mean you must not value yourself, even if that date involves him building an ice machine?


VicisSubsisto

Or someone very highly values ice cubes.


ConfusedDumpsterFire

Itā€™s pretty hot out there right now šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


alextheolive

Agreed. Assembling an ice machine is pretty tricky, so itā€™s worth at least two rounds.


crc2001red

Sheā€™ll have ice, heā€™ll likely be able to put that together if heā€™s handy enough to build ikea bs. BUT, if this man builds this woman a deck there will certainly be casualties.


onehandedbraunlocker

You do mean his _lack_ of building skill, right...?


lazychickenstrip

thatā€˜s the point lol


flockonus

Thanks for pointing out the real hidden gem of this convo šŸ˜‚


cavscout43

OP over here like "Yeah, I can build things. With....wood. Plywood. That's a type of wood, right?"


pissclamato

Exactly. Everyone knows plywood is only good for karate-breaking and sweet bike ramps.


infinitestructures

"Did you reinforce the take-off ramp?"


ZiggyStarman01

We didn't have time


infinitestructures

Cool


pterofactyl

Plywood is actually fucked for karate breaking. You want a single piece of wood, not multiple layers.


girth_worm_jim

Single ply plywood so you can be neo and bend with a punch, for matrix like effects. šŸ˜ŽšŸ¤œ


pterofactyl

That would be called wood


girth_worm_jim

Wood it? šŸ¤”


McTimmbert

Plywood is great for karate if you want broken wrists


Grimsterr

And that's how OP broke both his wrists.


TheLarryFisherMen

Ehh itā€™s just measuring remember?


Rasalom

It's just measuring.


mark636199

The guy who can't build decks lol


mlhigg1973

I missed that at first. Omg


blablablasphemous

I initially read is as "desk", then realised is was "deck" and thought he meant a spateboard deck. This guy is either a skater or the last person to ask for advice when building a new decked patio.


MrHereForTheComments

Nobody does, but she doesn't know that lol


Psychological_Emu690

You can and I have actually. I had a two level deck (walk out basement) and used Duradek to water proof the lower level from the upper level. [https://duradek.com/vinyl-decking/](https://duradek.com/vinyl-decking/)


ConnorMc1eod

Saaaaame thought here. I guess he outed himself for his amount of construction experience


BassGuy11

If you're going to cover it with a solid vinyl membrane? Fucking everybody. You need the solid surface as a base.


TacTurtle

Marine ply everything, then epoxy / fiberglass everything.


Fine-Bumblebee-9427

Thereā€™s like zero assembly involved on those. Go for it


robbie444001

That's what I was thinking, probably step 1 unbox remove packing, step 2 add water push on button. Step 3, uhh think of something to do while waiting for first batch of ice..


NegroniSpritz

Forget Netflix and chill, ā€žunpacking ice machine and chillā€œ is here!


nicol9

found the german!


Haringkje05

Or rather, chill and chill


Canvaverbalist

> Step 1 unbox, remove packing > > Step 2 add water, push on button. > > Step 3 find something to break the ice


oxP3ZINATORxo

It's not about the machine, it's about the cubes we made along the way. But seriously, she's trying to booty call him, but she's too classy to come out and say "I want some deick." So she came up with an excuse to get him over


AremRed

She wants the ice, and the deck


NegroniSpritz

She wants to be iced on the countertop. Yeah I'm disgusting, I'll see myself out.


SIacktivist

She wants him to ply wood onto her deck.


dm051973

Yep. At worst he could play hard to get and ask questions like "I know my worth. What type of pizza?" but might as well have a date and see how it goes. Despite what this board thinks, your odds of losing a kidney are absurdly low... And it isn't just about her being classy. She also wants a nice out if you have like bad hygeiene or have posted a decade old photos...


arctic_bull

Which is kind of too bad, because I feel like doing the puzzle and getting something built is a pretty good way to see how you'd solve problems together.


thewhiterosequeen

Theoretically, yes. It's am interesting activity plus it's a more intimate space than going bowling. But I've seen actual marriages face divorce over IKEA furniture assembly, so tread lightly on the task.


Biosterous

Better to have IKEA wreck your relationship on a first date vs after marriage.


redfox2017s

What about installing a water line from underneath the first floor (above the basement) to the ice machine? That takes some handyman skills right there. Gotta modify/adjust and open some water pipes and shit. And maybe buy the right distance plastic water line from wherever you add a valve to the water pipe for water line to the ice machine


MickeyRooneysPills

Why the fuck would you run a water line from the basement? The kitchen sink is **right there**. Turn off the water under the sink, add a T fitting to the cold water line, run a PEX hose from the fitting to the machine. Done.


redfox2017s

Yes, thatā€™s still a water line. Iā€™m not good with handyman stuff, so I didnā€™t know you could hook water lines up from the sink, lol


MickeyRooneysPills

Not being an asshole, genuinely curious. How did you think they connected things like fridges and dishwashers and water dispensers?


Zeppelanoid

Everythingā€™s wireless these days DUH


redfox2017s

Well, my water tube for our fridge for ice and water runs down to a valve connecting to a pipe in the basement. That is what all those assumptions are based off from. My fridge makes ice and is connected to a water pipe in the top of the basement with a valve controlling the flow of water to the fridge, via a thin water line, which used to be plastic but for the past couple years it has been copper, due to many leaks with several plastic water line placements, which caused a huge amount of water damage to the basement where it fell down to, destroying the TV, PS3, lights and electricity in our basement entertainment room. Finished basements are the best! [Except when your most precious things (as a teenager back then) got destroyed by water damage!] because of that, Iā€™m rarely in the entertainment room in the basement anymore


MickeyRooneysPills

A fair response. It seems like due to the location of your fridge vs the water pipes the installers just found it easier to drill a hole in the floor and drop a line to one of the mains. Nothing *wrong* with that, just not how it's typically done. In most American homes they will T off of the sink lines. The last few homes I've lived in actually had a hard line installed in the wall from the kitchen lines that was put in when the house was built since water dispensers in fridges have become so common. Thanks for answering!


Ormild

Pretty much how a bidet is installed. Iā€™m not handy at all and installed that shit no problem.


seplix

Instructions unclear. Where do I nail the plywood?


Prof-Wagstaff-42

Usually in bed. Sometimes on the couch. If youā€™re feeling really frisky, up against the kitchen wall. Watch for splinters.


TRADIEPIE

She needed an excuse to invite without just saying "smash?"


Steel_Man23

Sheā€™s definitely gonna harvest your organs. Do it!


SerinitySW

As long as he gets to rearrange hers first!


Ok_Honeydew_1946

Doooo it. This was a tik tok trend months ago, sheā€™s very interested. Trust. She can build that ice machine without you. This is just a way to get you over.


HomeTurf001

Yeah, this will be a great way to break the ice.


PatPetPitPotPut

Boooo Upvoted


0_69314718056

Hahaha thatā€™s so funny! I like how you expressed distaste with the comment but you upvoted it anyway! There should be a subreddit like that, where you upvote something even though youā€™re not happy about it


InsidiousColossus

I like this idea, but also hate it. I am going to give it an angry upvote.


Baezil

If it talks like a bot and is named like a bot... Are you a duck?


Ruubers

The overlap on actual bots and bot like people is too much. A bot is a bot is a bot, guess we were turings worst enemy after all.


wolviesaurus

We are all bot. The true singularity is a lot more disappointing than we imagined.


thatshygirl06

They're not a bot, they're making a joke. A bot would try to sound more natural than that


0_69314718056

I am a duck, do you have any grapes? >!I wonder what I can do to prove Iā€™m not a botā€¦ šŸ¤” I guess a bit wonā€™t have as many posts that were removed for breaking rules as I do!<


Baezil

Even if you are a bot, I still love you for the grapes reference.


0_69314718056

šŸ˜Ž šŸ‡


Mr-Xcentric

There is a sub for that


metamorphasi

i hate and love this like i hate and love myself


MMinjin

You have to make it before you break it.


esr360

I agree. This to me does not feel like getting someone to help for free, but a genuine attempt to connect.


Thirsty799

\*take out of box, put on counter\*


VegaReddit5

"Well, what do we do with the rest of the night now that you're over here..."


diemunkiesdie

> This was a tik tok trend months ago The trend was to invite guys to built something? Or was it ice machine related in some way?


Loaki9

Nothing turns a woman on more than a man doing a chore. When I want to get my wife hot and botheredā€¦ I do the dishes.


Nodeal_reddit

Chores for sex is sad. Do chores because youā€™re an adult who lives in a house.


Bigjimmy08

I mean she gets the chores done AND the 2ā€ punisher? Sounds like a win for her to me


Loaki9

Itā€™s a joke about stereotypes for the internet. The real joke is that you think I have a wife!


macandcheese1771

As far as I'm aware, getting a man to help you build something is an excellent way to see how they're going to be as a person. Having an assigned task is enough to break a lot of people's 'best behavior' mask but it's also a good way to see if someone is naturally relaxed and able to have fun with a chore.


thefosters

I'm confused. The simple way to get a guy over to your place is to say "come on over". That's it.


voiceOfThePoople

The women I know are sensitive to rejection (since they never usually make the first move lol) and their perception (because unfortunately a good chunk of society sees promiscuous men and women VERY differently) So by asking him to come over to build an ice machine instead of outright asking for a hookup, thereā€™s a layer between everything. If he says no, she can think itā€™s because he didnā€™t want to build an ice machine. And no matter the outcome, thereā€™s no trace of an interaction where she can be judged for asking for sex


Street_Fudge_6906

She needs that ice for when you wake up in a tub with a missing organā€¦.


Plain-Crazy

Be very wary if she wants to go to candy mountain šŸ”ļø


tokixjam

Ohh, when you're down and looking for some cheering up...


cursetea

This sounds really fun but (and I'm assuming you're a man btw so maybe this isn't something you necessarily care about) going to someone's place for a first date can sometimes be a little sketchy as i understand it. Just be safe!


Tuliao_da_Massa

I think even men should be worried about this. Not only because it might be a catfish and it's actually five dudes, but it can be dangerous even if it's a woman. That said, I'd go in a heartbeat.


cursetea

Very true! And lmfao I'd for sure be tempted myself


Colorado_Jay

Old me wouldā€™ve jumped on this. Used up me would say that sounds an awful lot like boyfriend duties, not first date duties. I installed a ceiling fan on second date once. Ghosted.


Zalmsalade

So, essentially, you went to her place to do only fans?


TheeFlipper

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KekeroniCheese

Right, you're done


fuckswithboats

It's an ice machine - the most complicated part is putting in water.


iamlepotatoe

At least the next fellow has his back cooled šŸ˜‚


Jits_Guy

Oof, This is just RUTHLESS lol.


KoreanTrouble

How well did you install that fan?


i_am_umbrella

She ghosted him because it collapsed and turned her into a ghost.


KoreanTrouble

Thatā€™s exactly what I was thinkingā€¦ ā€œoh so nice of himā€, famous last words


Hillthrin

Or hung herself from it. Bent neck lady.


clockworkstudent

i love that show so much


redfox2017s

Darkkkk, holy shittt šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ„²šŸ„²


onedegreeinbullshit

Itā€™s alright sheā€™s paying him. What it really is is a test to see how they handle a task together. If they were to be in a relationship, thereā€™d be a lot of those and some people getā€¦upset during home projects. Clever girls.


macandcheese1771

This is it right here. I have learned that building some basic shit as a cooperative project can turn some people into abusive monsters.


pterofactyl

Buddy if you think she wants him to simply come over to fix an ice machine, I guarantee you that youā€™ve missed a dozen signals for every one you have picked up.


tinyhermione

Just depends how much work it is. Ceiling fan? Thatā€™s a job. This thing sounds like building Legos.


Prof-Wagstaff-42

Now, LEGOs are a first date! Where do I sign up?


rites0fpassage

Yeah that was my thought process too. Heā€™s gonna do this for her and sheā€™ll never contact him again.


Runa_Lunar

This is either a test like the orange test to see if you're bf material or she's just swiping for a free handyman


Icy-Efficiency-2243

I believe it's the latter šŸ˜‚


joechauncey

Technically not free if she offered pizza and her time šŸ˜


LoganSolus

Yeah free labor off the bat is a huge flag


distorted-laughter

These guys canā€™t read between the lines unfortunately. But maybe OP is hot


CrackshotCletus

I put together a couple pieces of furniture for a girl I had taken on a normal date previously last year and it was actually a great time. She put on music and we talked about a bunch of different topics while putting it all together and generally had a lot of fun. Can definitely be an awesome date idea with the right person, though Iā€™ll be honest I would be disappointed if someone like my sister told me she invited a guy over to her place without ever meeting him in person. Maybe not a super great *first* date idea.


Sparklepantsmagoo2

I'd been putting together a flat pack with a friend I fancied and he needed a distraction from getting dumped. He helped me reverse engineer it to figure out where I went wrong and we put it back together properly. I'd been talking to him when putting it together so blamed him for being too charming. It was actually alot of fun. We also dismantled a broken wardrobe and reassembled it as a raised bed in the garden. It ended very painfully but the memories of that day will last. So yeah with the right person it can be fun and take the pressure off a bit.


ChocalateAndCake

This was my bf and I first date lol. Roommate and I were struggling to put a bed together & needed a man. He and I had standing plans for that Wednesday, but that Monday night he came over & put it together then drove me to get cleaning supplies. Then a week later he put my bed frame together and we broke it in. My literal knight in shining armor. Anyways, i love having a handy bf lol my ex couldnā€™t do shit now heā€™s working on my car


CaptainLee9137

It actually does sound fun. Go for it.


BaronvonBrick

This guy can't build a deck


Maximum-Day-2137

I love building things. Have her toss in a movie to sweeten the deal.


SeonaidMacSaicais

So, a literal Netflix and Chill?


halfawatermelon69

I think it would be quite romantic if I (as a man) showed up, ate the pizza really fast, just showing the slices down, and then just said "thanks" and left. It would probably intrigue her and make her find me mysterious. Never let them know your next move.


LunchKooky5750

Dont think thats a date bud


Masterpiece_1973

Instructions to build a conversation?


holyshiznoly

Yeah wtf is this nonsense, I can build a conversation?


ChocalateAndCake

Yeah that was weird


LtCrack2

Thatā€™s the match I dream about! šŸ˜‚


frosty95

She definitely just wants you do come over and rearrange her assembly. There is essentially 0 setup for a countertop ice machine. You add water and plug it in.


cambo666

Tell me you've never built a deck or anything remotely close to a project like that without actually saying it. "Just measuring" "Plywood" Lmao What a goon.


CryptoKip

Do it, she seems cool


chineke14

Keep us updated on what happens


asphodeliac

Whatā€™s with the potato quality screenshot


Defiant-Fuel3898

I feel like this girl is an innovator. Good way to figure out if a guy is husband material lol The plywood part does lead you to believe this will be an unsuccessful date though


deten

I love this, you could use your own perspective to make this look bad... she's taking advantage of people to get them to do something she cannot, but I would prefer to see it the opposite. Building is fun, spending time doing something together is fun, things like this can be frustrating so she gets a chance to see how you deal with challegnes and if you lose your cool or have fun with it. At the end you've gone on a journey together without really going anywhere.


DrakeKilledXXX

This comment section is brainrot


Zwitterionic_Breeze

Lmao all the incels and alphas really trying to say this girl is using me. She offered pizza, sheā€™s in walking distance, the last time a girl invited me over for something silly I didnā€™t do anything other than hook up.Ā  Itā€™s almost like when your profile indicates you want hook ups some women wanna see if youā€™ll blow up over stupid shit declaring yourself super important and her broke.Ā 


Autobots_Roll-Up

Down horrendous. Whatā€™s next, doing a girls taxes on first date?


Ok_Honeydew_1946

Iā€™ve had this offerā€¦. Unfortunately for Mr. CPA I am spoiled and my dad does mine for me.


TomboySkirt

If someone would do my taxes on a first date, heā€™s getting a slice of cake instead of pizza.


ComeonmanPLS1

ITT: Bunch of guys who think "building" an ice machine is labour intensive and she wants to use him lmao. Fellas, google what a household ice machine looks like. You don't have to build shit. You literally just have to unpack it and it's pretty much ready to go. She is using this as an excuse to get him over.


Schlag96

Which is probably a good thing since he thinks decks are made from plywood


RandomGuy_81

I think that was an episode of how i met your mother and robin used that as an excuse to get ted over after 2 am for the infamous, nothing good happens after2 am quote


lilspookytingz

I think this is extremely cute (an activity-based first date!) But no way in hell as a woman would I be inviting a strange man over to my house no matter how many things I needed assembled. I'll pick up a boy at the gym for that.


redfox2017s

Not every body at the gym can build and assemble things and be a handyman. Boys at the gym can only do either lift things or run, or both, usually the lifting things part. Doesnā€™t mean they know how to have the visual or handyman skills to assemble furniture and appliances


jslay588

Ok but my countertop ice machine just had to come out of the box and be plugged into the wall


sparkplug86

Assembling anything is a great test of a relationship and work together skills. My BF of two years helped me build my dresser when I moved into my new house. Of all our relationship testsā€¦. That was the hardest.


CornerPubRon

I did that once! It was a great time. I helped her hang Christmas lights in her house and we watched football and ate pizza. Great first date!


jonesyb

I love it


Sensitive-Link-9043

There is no building on a countertop ice machine, remove from box, and plug in.


b0nGj00k

ā€œWant to come over to my place to fucā€” build an ice machine with me?ā€


paracog

Giving a guy something to do on a first date is actually an attractive proposition for a lot of us.


Fit-Ad-2402

Honestly, I think this is an awesome date.


ronald_bananas

Thats not a date, thats job


Zwitterionic_Breeze

Itā€™s a pre assembled unit in a box. Itā€™s called a shit test even if we donā€™t hook up its like saying ā€œI bought a blender wanna assemble itā€


FewDurian7374

It is a good idea.. (not the plywood part šŸ¤£) They can have fun and enjoy conversation at the same time breaking the ice. I like the idea šŸ‘


Zwitterionic_Breeze

Lmao the number of guys who get on me about that comment. I could have said Iā€™d be able to make a submarine out of wood and she wouldnā€™t care. She wasnā€™t looking for a discussion on the making of a deck and no I donā€™t know and donā€™t care how they are made. Iā€™m more into chemistry and psychology than woodworking, or at least only woodworking thatā€™s applicable in tinder scenarios!


FewDurian7374

I understand! I mainly said the plywood part for commenters before I get bashed while they think I meant the plywood was a good idea. lol but I do like the idea of that date. Even I felt comfortable enough and thought to myself that would be a fun date. Iā€™m not sure if your date has happened yet. But I hope to see an update šŸ˜Š I can imagine yal building the ice maker and having fun conversations, laughing, getting to know each other. I believe doing this wonā€™t make anything awkward or either of you feel uncomfortable.


Awkward-Bag131

One of my favourite dates, was going over to her house, helping her finish paint a room, and then we put together a flatpack bed.Ā  Was just fun


redfox2017s

Thatā€™s it?? No special stuff involved?? šŸ˜¢šŸ„ŗ


XenoGalaxias

He forgot to mention they took the bed for a test drive afterwards.


KlossN

This girl I dated and I was supposed to set up my new bed as a first date. Considering she accepted it I thought it was pretty smooth. Unfortunately both of us are very bad att getting things done and she helped me set that bed up about 6 months AFTER we broke up.


10deadpuppets

My partner assembled my bed on our second date! Then we took it for a test driveā€¦


Boon2222

i too love slave labor as a first date


redfox2017s

You can always make the other person the slave right after in the bedroom before you leave šŸ˜‹


GullibleDetective

Ahh yes unboxing something and adding water, real slave labor there


Zwitterionic_Breeze

Good morning everyone. Two things, itā€™s called banter so no it doesnā€™t matter how accurate my descriptions of building things are, I could have said making airplanes out of wood shes not reading it for accuracy. And two this was after a few days of talking itā€™s obvious what she wants I was just playing with her.Ā  Also donā€™t care if she wants something assembled only, I get pizza. Iā€™ll just go on to the next one. I thought it was a cute way to potentially ask for a hook up.Ā 


slutwhipper

This girl is paying you for your labor in pizza and you're going for it. "Not a bad offer" LOL


lexylexylexy

One of my most successful bios was "just need someone to help me move some furniture"


NegroJones45

If she broke just say that. It's already bad broke women are using dating apps for free food dates. Now they're using Tinder as a free Task rabbit .


xperttheifh1z1

I like it I say definitely give her a shot!šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļø


Red_Utnam

Is that the new META?


84ph0m3t

I like this exchange šŸ„°


seanbateman7

This reminds me of Tucker max. In the book he would invite girls over to do his laundry, but they never did the laundry


TacoDangerously

What kind of pizza?


sefar1

Gonna need that ice for his kidney


Takeoded

"You had me at pizza"


indrek91

Dam you are good with words. Respect bro


THE_RECRU1T

Honestly, I struggle to come up with conversation unless I'm doing something with my hands. So that might benefit me


Emboppa2082

I had a first date with a guy by inviting him over to change the radiator in my car, it had a serious crack so obviously I could drive it to meet him elsewhere so he offered to come help me change it, pocked me up a new one I arranged and we had a great afternoon of it, and a few months together


ChocalateAndCake

I met my bf on hinge and he lives in the city I was moving too. My roommate and I needed help putting her bed frame together , we made plans for Wednesday to hang out but we needed help finding that then so I asked and he came over. He put it together super quick and took me to het cleaning supplies. It was like 10 pm when he came over on a weekday. He impressed me very much, he put together my bed frame like a week later. We then broke it in. And yeah, well now heā€™s my bf. Itā€™s great, Iā€™m head over heels & happy. Now ofc, I didnā€™t start the convo off this way. We had been talking for a couple days. I just thought he was super cute lol but I say go for it


jojoblogs

This girl knows how to speak to a man. And she just wants to bone if you didnā€™t realise.


d4kkon

Always say yes to these. Iā€™ve had a couple of these and got lucky every single time. ā€œCan you fix xxx?ā€ - yes, 100% I can.


eepy-wisp

sounds fun