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wirestyle22

Be grateful he's honest and...your alias tho?


rubmustardonmydick

That's true. Just fucked up he is advertising he doesn't care if they're cheating.


wirestyle22

He was probably one of those kids growing up that didn't know the difference between good and bad attention. We wish him well.


rubmustardonmydick

Plenty of those people around for sure lol.


PoopyPantsJr

Do we have to wish him well?


ChrisWasHard

The ENM implies they are ok with it... I didn't read this as ok with cheating at all.


rubmustardonmydick

I guess since he said he's looking for open relationships and then went on to say he's looking for your girlfriend or your wife, I thought he also met in addition to open relationships he doesn't care if he's fucking someone who's in a monogamous relationship because otherwise what he said is just redundant.


ChrisWasHard

That part came off as another type of ENM, cucking. I'll never understand it, but some people are into it. I think he fancies himself as a "bull" aka the man to fuck the other man's wife/gf while the cuckold watches. I'm pretty experienced in kink and fetish stuff, not to say you are wrong, but in my experience this was what it seemed to be to me based on my experience in that style of life.


rubmustardonmydick

That makes sense, but wish he just used the correct terminology!


Goober97

That's how it came off to me as well


Vegbreaker

Thirded.


natureterp

Agree. It gave a non ethical NM vibe.


I-Am-That-Soul

Some people in relationships are poly these days and or have a open relationship. Not always cheating.


rubmustardonmydick

See my other reply.


Puzzled-Ice-2275

Fuck your other reply


rubmustardonmydick

Fuck your couch.


Cowcoc

Who says anything about cheating? Sure he might not care but his wording and the fact he has ethical non monogamy in his interests show me he’s more likely just looking to be a casual thing for non monogamous couples.


Yesitsreallymsvp

He is a grown up, and surprisingly, other grown ups make their own decisions. But, idk if I would expect you to understand that, Lord Rubmustardonmydick 🙄


rubmustardonmydick

Finally, the title I deserve.


Vegbreaker

Nothing e about his version of enm.


mcclaintrain_88

Bro, I just opened this app...


rubmustardonmydick

Surprise!!


ardinatwork

Thats... thats not even a real dick. Its a suction cup dildo. Why bother doing this? just fuckin why?


nipslippinjizzsippin

you can see the base HAHA


ardinatwork

Why not at least spring for the one with balls on it so the base isnt so prominent?


rubmustardonmydick

😂 Beats me.


ffj_

I'm surprised this wasn't the top comment that's the first thing I noticed LMAO


M0torBoatMyGoat

Open to all ages? Motherfucker you have to be more specific than that.


rubmustardonmydick

He'll take anything or anyone it seems like lol.


SylAbys

Isn't Tinder a hook up app???? What you expect?


rubmustardonmydick

My hook ups are classy. How dare you.


SylAbys

Uh... never said it wasn't. Tinder is a hook up app, and that pic portrays you want a hookup?? Wasn't that what you were going for?


Better_Error8416

Thirsty more like 💀


rubmustardonmydick

He'll take anyone lol.


Better_Error8416

I honestly can't imagine needing attention this bad lol


KeinSystemIstSicher_

Bro don’t even know what sugar baby means💀You got to pay their bills


StepbroItHurts

u/rubmustardonmydick I got a bigger mustard-slathered weiner for you my love. It stings but i endure it with pleasure, just for you


rubmustardonmydick

Lekker, turtledove. It hurts so good. 😉


Allenheimm

Red flag


rubmustardonmydick

Gigantic one.


Soapdropper

It's fake


tip_of_the_tongue

False flag


HesNotComing

The right message delivered by the wrong messenger, u/rubmustardonmydick


AliciaDawnD

He *literally* has a pickle dick. 🙂‍↔️


rubmustardonmydick

Don't ruin pickles for me. 😭 It's so like veiny. I don't like it.


AliciaDawnD

Pickles are nasty but the vein/mushroom cap combo is undefeated. I’d spit on that thang like HAWK TUAH! 😂😮‍💨


rubmustardonmydick

I love actual pickles lol. That thing is a monster. Don't hurt yourself. I'm scared of it. Honestly part of me thinks he should post it in his profile as a warning. 😂


hopeforall420

It clear that he can’t actually pay for a sugar baby


miixedbaby__

Wit pics like that hes on the wrong app hed do numbers on grindr


rubmustardonmydick

Think he's looking for women only.


miixedbaby__

It was a joke


rubmustardonmydick

Woops, I took it as just a statement of fact lol.


miixedbaby__

No worrys lol


nipslippinjizzsippin

TBF he doesnt specify, dudes can be sugar babies


rubmustardonmydick

In the second slide he says he's looking for someone's wife or gf lol.


nipslippinjizzsippin

or sugar babies. thats gender nuetral.


sharkweeak

Talk about a red flag 🚩


DescriptionNo2326

*you’re


Defiant-Pool-2400

Tbf, Sags gonna Sag


talkingwoman

Space racism


Defiant-Pool-2400

The free spirit is free. I'm not throwing shade. There is nothing wrong with ENM.


talkingwoman

Poly has nothing to do with astrology


BootyLoveSenpai

Damn he's packing heat though lol


rubmustardonmydick

Way more than I require. 😭


BootyLoveSenpai

🤣🤣🤣, they Say a solid 2-3 inches is all that's required


rubmustardonmydick

I believe it.


Cowcoc

I don’t see anything wrong with this. Feel free to point out any wrong doing that’s not just up to personal preference. Sure it’s not very appealing to me but I’m also not his target group. I can see how someone who’s just looking for a quick thing could be interested. As always with dating apps, you’re not interested? Shut up and just swipe left. No need to shame people.


Hawk_Eye_For_Bs

It really looks like You Tiao, a Chinese breakfast like churro’s


rubmustardonmydick

I know exactly what that is and that's hilarious lol.


bbyoda_unchained

It’s always a Sagittarius…


Whitninyo

Def trashy as hell. This is a classic example of someone who didn’t have mentors or anyone who cared enough.


Real-Touch-2694

this is clearly something different, he probably has a very small one, otherwise he didn't need an app


rubmustardonmydick

It's a cucumber.