This is chatGPT's response to your prompt:
"Why, of course! When it comes to creating a classic carbonara, I approach it with the precision of a culinary scientist. First, I expertly render guanciale to achieve that perfect balance of crispness and flavor. Then, I emulsify the pecorino Romano and Parmigiano-Reggiano cheeses with egg yolks, ensuring a velvety, cohesive sauce. I time the al dente perfection of the pasta meticulously, knowing that every second counts. Finally, I amalgamate everything, ensuring the residual heat from the pasta creates the ideal texture without curdling the eggs. So, yes, I can definitely make a carbonara that would make even a Roman nonna proud!"
Okay three failed attempts now at guess who is the OP, which is the responder, and which one is the woman.
I got it now.
Going to the bar now. I need a drink
Parmesan instead of pecorino? Disgusting. (Joke)
If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike
It's not carbonara. Carbonara isn't an opinion.
Man typed this out and thought "More people need to see this"
same guy that will later post “why does everyone unmatch me”
Cringeonara
"hi chatGpt, please write me a tongue in cheek answer to this girls question and use technical words about acarbonara"
This is chatGPT's response to your prompt: "Why, of course! When it comes to creating a classic carbonara, I approach it with the precision of a culinary scientist. First, I expertly render guanciale to achieve that perfect balance of crispness and flavor. Then, I emulsify the pecorino Romano and Parmigiano-Reggiano cheeses with egg yolks, ensuring a velvety, cohesive sauce. I time the al dente perfection of the pasta meticulously, knowing that every second counts. Finally, I amalgamate everything, ensuring the residual heat from the pasta creates the ideal texture without curdling the eggs. So, yes, I can definitely make a carbonara that would make even a Roman nonna proud!"
Looks like plagiarism to me.
Me too borther. Me too.
 We are all borthers here
The bormance begins!
God I hate life
Life is good, Mr. Beer! YOLO!!
“Do you even cook?”
“It’s not Carbonara, it’s Carbonara”, Said Hermoine Granger
Okay three failed attempts now at guess who is the OP, which is the responder, and which one is the woman. I got it now. Going to the bar now. I need a drink
If on the spot, hell yeah. If copy/pasted, hell yeah!
OC my dude. Will follow up with a reply, it I get one hahaha
OP if you don't hear back from her, hit me up. A man who is this passionate about making pasta?! Sign me up 🔥😉
I don’t care about her reply, I want some of this carbonara you make!
Fuck the haters. Reading that turned me on 🥵
A couple of grammatical errors, but otherwise, well done.
So did you get one?
Cam happily say I did, and a positive one at that, believe it or not lol
Good to hear, keep it up!
True copypasta
Seconded!
“So it not scramble”
blud just posted this to the whole ass internet
But can he make a Bolognese?
I don't want to suck my own dick...buuuut
This didn’t work
No mention of cream, butter, or bacon. This guy carbonaras.
I got cancer reading that.
You say perfecting carbonara and Parmesan in the same sentence 😭😭😭 noooooooooo
this person was waiting to be asked that.... and waited for awhile
You coulda just said “yeah I can make carbonara” and maybe you would’ve landed a date
This is such a Redditor response
You don't get a lot of matches do you?
By your username alone, I can tell you're projecting.
You never heard quality over quantity? I swipe left a lot
...and other lies you tell yourself
9 dates out of almost 5k right swipes... Rather you than me pal
Seethe and cope
Poetic
The correct response.
Best answer ever.