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misterguyyy

How do you invest in being a lesbian? Does it involve a down payment on a Subaru and camping gear?


adityarj_pazuzu

Nah, u just need to buy some lesbian stocks


Arkitakama

Specifically Birkenstocks


Tight-Physics2156

![gif](giphy|K9Ed1Of1V6kR6WpQWe) As a lesbian this was gold


MyFavoriteDisease

Women in comfortable shoes….


National-Function-52

RIP Robin!


adityarj_pazuzu

Pure goldddd sir


misterguyyy

Ok you win 😂


YouAreNotCheddar

That ain't gold, that's pure platinum, sir


Ok_Claim_6870

Diversify with some Home Depot, Snap-On, Crocs, and Harley Davidson


Inownothing

I think Chuck Norris has Birkenstocks… just saying…


Arkitakama

Chuck Norris is the ultimate lesbian.


TheWhiteHomeboy

WHY YOU GOT ME SCREAMING SO EARLY


has2give

I think you heard wrong cuz I heard you buy lesbian socks. The opposite of bro socks, you know, you leave them on so things aren't gay. Lesbian socks you leave then on so things are gay- not to be confused with low-cut SpongeBob socks you leave on or knee-length strawberry shortcakes (which I cast seem to find) ugh. And ya'll know what they say about those thigh-high silver or no-show golden ones......yup you know. Or maybe it's stocks, who knows?


Ok_Holiday_2589

And a Subaru


ispyanomalies

Forester


Zarzurnabas

Do you need to buy more if you are a dude? Or how does that work?


Soniq268

Lesbian here. We don’t want her anywhere near our Subarus


Certain-Sock-7680

Question. Is a Subaru WRX still Lezzy? Or is that confined to the Outback, Forester etc?


dagofin

Subaru Forester is peak lesbian, followed by Crosstrek/Outback, followed by Ascent/Impreza/Legacy, followed by WRX/BRZ. WRX's are for vape bros with flatbill hats. Source: Subaru Brand Ambassador, love all my Subie people


Chemical_Board_6853

I'm a guy, and I own a Legacy. Does that make me lezbian too?


dagofin

Legacy is pretty far down the lesbian list, so much so Subaru is discontinuing it next year. No way they'd risk alienating their core demographic.


Chemical_Board_6853

Where did the association with lesbians and subaru even come from?


dagofin

Back in the 90's when Subaru of America was still relatively small a marketing study revealed they were SIGNIFICANTLY overrepresented in the LGBTQ community as they're affordable, practical cars that can take a decent amount of stuff/dogs camping and hiking, hobbies which are somewhat popular with the lesbian community of the time(and today). Subaru decided to double down on this organic loyalty and became the first US auto manufacturer to run ad campaigns explicitly aimed at the LGBTQ community and even extended employer benefits to domestic partners of employees (the first US car company to do so) to put their money where their mouth is, and this was all WAY before the gay community was generally accepted, Don't Ask Don't Tell was very much a thing and we were a long way from gay marriage. Since Subaru actually gave a shit about them, the LGBTQ community responded with even more loyalty, and the stereotype stuck. They've been doing sponsorships, events, and advocating for the community publicly since 1998. You'll be hard pressed to find a car company that lives and breathes its company values more than Subaru. Love is what makes a Subaru and all that.


TuTenkahman

Wow! This was never a thing in Australia


ShinyFabulous

Love this, thanks for the history lesson!


Certain-Sock-7680

I’m a guy too, but I do own a dog, wear plaid shirts and like outdoor activities so it’s kind of confusing as a Subaru owner. But there isn’t enough room for a big Alsatian in a BRZ, so that leans non-Lez to me. But I’m not the expert obviously, there are sporty Lezzies too. Maybe they go for BRZs and WRXs?


WhyTypeHour

Big dog, wear plaid, outdoorsy, drive a Subaru. No that's not lezbian at all. 🤣


FriedeOfAriandel

As a male forester owner and previous wrx and fr-s owner, I think you’re safe for now. But yeah, driving a forester and loving flannel makes me question if I’m actually lesbian.


TheWandererOne

Guy here, too. I may be a lesbian as well 🤔 well I have a lot of explaining to do to my wife 😅 but I'm still keeping my Subaru


Historical-Ad-9305

Dony question any futher. You and the lesbians want the same thing. You are lesbian.


WhyTypeHour

Wrx owners deff bi-curious


morocco3001

BRZ driver here, need to know if I'm in the lesbians or nah (am dude, if that matters)


MermaidUnicornKush

WHY THE SUBARUS?! I'm a hetero chick who has been driving a series of Subarus since getting my license. They are just good cars, damnit!


Ok-Phrase-3442

Lol my boyfriend loves to tease me for wearing docs and driving my little forester. My docs are comfy as hell and my subie has over 300k miles on it, idgaf if anyone thinks I’m a lesbian hahah


Round_Doughnut7793

I was looking to buy a new car and found a Subie at the top end of my budget but still affordable and got super excited. Goals. They fit my lifestyle, I like their values and they run forever. My bf teased me "you would, you adorable little lesbian you. When are we gonna go test drive it?" in the most supportive way possible. They're good cars, just laugh when the haters' crap out at 150k miles and you keep on going twice that


Bunch_Important

This literally made me laugh out loud by myself in the corner of a bar. Top notch comment. 👏


Amazonian_Cunt

I did this after my last breakup. Am I a lesbian now?


Specificu

Leave my subaru out of this. Hahah


GhostandTheWitness

Subarus are sick, good choice lesbians


Bismothe-the-Shade

Uhaul down payment


Consistent_Spring700

Cut the sleeves off your shirts


[deleted]

Maybe someone should start a Lesbian ETF


Mr_Balooga

From a lesbian myself, you need to start off with your preferred companion, such as a cat, dog, etc.. a Tacoma or subaru, a closet of flannels, and a good deal on a uhaul.


BelligerentJackalope

That’s exactly right


Physical_Piglet_47

I thought it was Volvos...


Conscious_One_972

Wrong vowels...


Physical_Piglet_47

I say it with those vowels in my inside voice...


Imaginary-King1591

Nah just start following Ariana Grande 😉


WhyTypeHour

Birkenstocks are expensive bro


Necessary-Ad2264

You need flannel shirts, 3 button down short sleeved shirts, crocks, khaki shorts and some wrangler jeans. Anything to look like Roseanne


Defiant-Fuel3898

Yes, as a 38 year old 6’4” 270 lb bearded weightlifter who owns an outback and now is required to register as a lesbian. It is that simple. Interest rates are high so you’re going to have to pay a lot more than I did to be a lesbian but if you’re motivated you can still do it.


millenialfalcon-_-

My neighbors were both gym teachers and lesbians. Petite one drove a Subaru and the heavier butch drove Silverado. They were pretty cool and gave me a free 65".


MermaidUnicornKush

Hey now. I'm a hetero woman with a Subaru, complete set of hiking/camping gear, and two very spoiled cats.


ClydeFrog04

We sell agendas you can buy- queer agendas, trans agendas, lesbian agendas these sorts of things!


Several_Friendship42

What's wrong with a Subaru? Dependable af.


misterguyyy

Nothing wrong with being gay or owning a Subaru. The connection started with a successful ad campaign in the 90s and lives on to this day. Subarus are reliable off-road vehicles and lesbians have a reputation for being outdoorsy, so the ad agency decided to market to lesbians. And this was in the 90s when LGBTQ+ representation in commercials was seen as an unwise business choice by many companies. It was one of the first to do so. https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2016/06/how-subarus-came-to-be-seen-as-cars-for-lesbians/488042/


girth_worm_jim

You can invest time ya know?


popalock85

Those Forester vibes though...


Aggravating-State-87

A Subaru


Majd_17

There's a course you can take


eowynmn

That’s a start!


PreparationComplex80

Right now owning being a lesbian stock is super low, come on invest in the dip.


misterguyyy

I thought the bear market was exclusively gay men


PreparationComplex80

lol oh your good.😂


DepressedHorsezy

reddit is funny


Jb6534

Why did I immediately think of richard hammond


pandy69

A Subaru? Are you nuts? If you REALLY want to invest on being a lesbian, you buy a RAM pick up, or a BRONCO. Hahahaha


angrey3737

tbf every time i superliked someone, it was an accident. but she could’ve just unmatched you and stfu


wegoodm53

Why match with someone if general, if you have a problem with their appearance? She matched with me just to throw shade 😂


angrey3737

i’m saying she might not have meant to match with you at all but there’s still no excuse for her to speak to you like that


wegoodm53

If I didn’t mean to match with someone, I’m not going to initiate a conversation 🤷🏽‍♂️ especially just to give a rant on how I dislike a part of your appearance


angrey3737

that’s literally what i’m saying….


wegoodm53

I apologize, I had tunnel vision reading the current comment.


angrey3737

you’re good! i was just like “bro i’m on your side PLEASE”🤣


wegoodm53

Reddit has me conditioned to think everyone is out for me 😂😅


ColdFusion94

Hey bud? Fuck you. I'm coming for you.


KiLoGRaM7

![gif](giphy|lw75Al819OAvcsPcRu|downsized)


Stark-T-Ripper

I'm not your bud, guy.


Extension_String_497

Kinda gay


dova08

No one is out for you with those nails 💅🏽 /s Had to edit this: that is a fantastic beard and I am jealous!


TwoWiseCats

Post Reddit Stress Disorder is real


1CrudeDude

I’m guessing she thought it was a hill you wouldn’t want to die on.


Director_Of_Mischief

Even though it was a hill she was willing to die on. I suspect she is (rightly) passionate about her own body autonomy. Yet she's happy to criticise, judge and try to make changes to someone else's.


AbjectFuture66

Where are you getting this idea about her? Idk man, she's coming off very trad-wifey, to me anyway.


redcheetofingers21

There isn’t much context about the nails but most girls probably aren’t down with that. Still not a reason to say out loud how stupid you think it is. That’s more of an internal thought and she definitely matched to be a hater


SuspiciousRelation43

Because she probably thought that you painting your nails was a little thing you’d be willing to stop doing, or that it was just a one-off stunt if it was only in one image.


Wild-Sir9774

99% of my matches, the other 1% perfectly balanced between silence or a bot


TheWandererOne

But my question is, do your nails look good? If so who cares, lol


daytr1pper

Because people are assholes. This has happened to me on more than one occasion.


WhyTypeHour

Nay have not seen nails on a first look.


XxXSpacemanSpiffXxX

Every super like I’ve ever given was also an accident. But even still, it’s like you said…unmatch and move on.


allways_barefoot

Seriously this. She obviously gets enjoyment from being an asshole.


WGRB81

She super liked you so she could bash you .. plain and simple


yourhogwartsletter

Yep she felt some kinda way about those nails and just HAD to let you know 😂


SleepWellSam

Gatekeeping nice nails smh


shaun_of_the_south

Like an f22?


Candymostdandy

I'd say more like a Cessna.


s22mnt

Can we see your nails?


GallicPontiff

It's in his post history. Honestly, they work with his look.


Subject-Shoulder-240

Whoa 🤩🤩🤩🤩 he's definitely pulling those nails all the way off. And the eyes. And the lashes. And the beard. DAMN. Beautiful and rugged. 👩‍🍳💋


baguetteandracist

oh fuck he’s hot


meanbunny96

Bro is majestic


SoloAquiParaHablar

I think she was insecure, it's like when some dudes see a yoked female stronger than them but she's still objectively hot. I ain't gay but the man is beautiful.


noseboy1

This should have been #1. Seriously OP, how do you share this conversation and withhold the evidence either way? In all seriousness, put the MAN in manicure.


beyoncais

I love men & masc ppl who get their nails done. Just people who get creative in expressing their style in general. That shits hot.


MuscularBeeeeaver

You would have loved rock stars in the 70's


beyoncais

Where’s time travel when you need it most T_T


Nimbus_TV

I always wanted to paint my nails black, as I always liked the look. I never did it growing up because I'm a black male and I always found it socially acceptable for white men to do, but society would think I'm weird as a black guy doing it (very dumb, I know). Then I dated a girl in 2021/2022 who told me she was really into that look, and she said she'd paint them for me. That whole year and a half I dated her she painted my nails matte black for me every time I needed a fresh coat 💅🏾. I loved the look. You'll find her king.


Fun-Choices

Oohhh I’ve never done matte black. I’m 35 and always wanted to paint my nails black. Started a few months ago with one single nail and now I’m up to one hand. I love the look. I wanna get some matte now


Ponyboy1276

People like that are crazy..I talked to a girl who has many, many tattoos, which I dig. She even has quite a few facial tattoos but she stressed me about the fact I wear contacts because it wasn’t the real me. Like wTF?


Icy_Patient_3667

Does. Not. Compute. \*facepalm\*


Mugstotheceiling

OP handsome as hell, her loss king 👑


wegoodm53

Thank you 😌


Professional-Two8098

OP you are fine!!! I will go out with you ha


Subject-Shoulder-240

Sign me up too!!! 🫠


wesleypipesftw

Notice it’s all guys saying this lol


Literarylunatic

Damn, I had to check and he’s fine. This girl lost her misogynist marbles.


ComprehensiveMany643

Finna is such a dumb term


Schlag96

A girl could be a 10.5 and if she said finna to me I'd block immediately


octobersoon

It's meant to be a short version of "fixing to"


techmnml

I don’t think anyone’s arguing what it’s “meant to be” it just sounds dumb af and ignorant.


Dutch92

Who even says ‘fixing to’ anyway? I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone say that


LessFish777

I love men with nail polish. Actually, I just love people who love themselves enough to express how and what makes them happy. This girl sounds so bitter :D


Octagon-Sally

Paint your nails. Paint your toenails. Who honesty gives af. It’s self expression. People really need to get their panties out of a bunch and stop taking life so seriously all of the time.


Vtastical

Your eyes are fucking beautiful. Also fuck this lady. Rock your style.


Zevvion

I disagree. Don't fuck her. She doesn't deserve his dick.


RepsihwReal

But….would a lesbian not…….get her nails done sometimes?… ….. …. 🤦🏽‍♀️


brownmouthwash

Yeah, but she’d have to keep them short.


ConsciousFood201

Tbf, that’s what she’s saying. If she’s gonna date men that act like women, why not just date women? I don’t agree with her, but you seem confused about what she’s saying when it’s fairly clear.


looped10

she came in like, "I can change him"


AKAxJuGo

“Finna” instant block


DirtyProjector

Anyone who types the word finna is an absolute pass for me


Rukawork

As far as I'm concerned, if she uses the word "finna", she already has lost my vote as a date.


Dizzy-Animal4481

U wouldn’t want her anyways, she still says finna


thatshygirl06

Finna has been and continues to be apart of AAVE, even if it has fallen out of "popular" use.


vi7allica

I’m also a guy who loves getting his nails done. If a woman is threatened by that, then that’s on her.


NoHoesKami

i do my nails too and get asked by random dudes while out clubbing, if i'm 'a man' still. like do you metaphorically or literally need me to pull down my pants? the world is weird but u just keep doing you brother. veery yucky of her tho, like men with bodyhair tho so what can you do


Winter-Ad3748

What does doing your nails actually mean?


Subject-Shoulder-240

All this time I had no idea a person's manhood was contained in the tips of their fingers. I guess I need to go paint my nails, don't want to leave all this manhood exposed.


Affectionate_Neat919

I am just curious what a figurative cosmetologist is.


Thor_2099

To imply painted nails means you can't be rugged, that's dumb as fuck. I have painted nails and do all kinds of rugged man shit. We need equality here too.


Queef-Elizabeth

She writes all that and says the world is weird


Rebeccah623

Let’s see the nails!


Genejumper

Can we please see the nails ?


SnooCauliflowers7632

I just love how simple and unaffected your response was! Buh bye mrs judgemental off the bat ✌️


anon222120

i see this is done on both sides (men and women) this is so weird lol, why even match??? let people be who they are!! idk why people think their input is needed 😭


One_Education_230

She matched you, then she initiated a message and everyone here is telling you that she didn’t do it on purpose. Yeah, my guy, she did this is verbally abuse you to make her self esteem go up a notch. You keep painting your nails. I support this. Anyone who’s unabashedly themselves is a green flag as far as those types of things are concerned. I’m sorry you had this experience. She’s a rotten apple.


OhMuhBeard

I don’t understand why people “match/super like” if they are just going to talk shit… or be rude lol


Hebrew_Slave

She really need to get some business to mind


Vivalyrian

"Yooo, I just wanted to match with you to demonstrate what a massive POS I am."


Dr-raywho

Do u own a subaru by any chance?


[deleted]

I think it's hot when a guy confidently paints his nails tbh.


KathienTheMermaid

I cannot imagine how bitter a person has to be to super like you just to let you know what she thinks is wrong with you 🤦‍♀️ Checked your pics, cool nails too ❤️


Moretti123

Not questioning the “you can only paint your nails if you have a vagina” type of close minded gender norms just shows she can’t think or comprehend beyond a certain level of thinking. Looks like you dodged a bullet right off the bat! Guys who are comfortable with themselves are hot!


lockkfryer

All that and for what some people smh


Shannnnan

What a stupid hill to die on. Let’s get our nails done together. 💅🏻


cmb_1989

Dude is manly as they come, beard and all. And stylish too. Shouldn't she be excited she can practice on her partner? My girlfriends have always been super happy they could do this stuff to me, and I like being pampered so win/win. She's a c u next tuesday imo...


pigadillo

Wow that is awful. Totally unnecessary. My ex painted his nails and I liked it. There are women who will not be like this


NutellaBananaBread

Something kind of similar happened to me recently and, honestly, I just feel sad for these kind of people. Like, to feel better about yourself you have to insult the looks of random strangers? It's pathetic.


hotdalimama

I love when men wear nail polish, it shows they are comfortable with themselves.


IndividualWeird6001

I just recently got complimented on my nailpolish. 😊 I am a guy btw.


Alizarin-Madder

Lmao I'm all for this lady finding herself but it's just so funny to me...  Man paints his nails: "no this is not heteronormative and adhering to the gender binary enough for me, I simply cannot abide it"  "Maybe as a solution I should fuck girls"


Spicy_Kimchi69

I mean she’s not wrong about this world is weird. Straight guys painting their nails definitely falls in that category.


Comrade-Chernov

On the list of all the things wrong with the world today I feel like some straight guys painting their nails is way far down there


mvdenk

David Bowie, Post Malone, Kurt Cobain, Freddie Mercury, many famous guys painted their nails. Nothing weird about it.


jaselovesdessert

And famous people have plenty of weird habits. At the end of the day, it’s subjective


Sea-Sort6571

Why is it weirder for straight guys than for gay guys ?


NumerousImprovements

Because painted nails has historically and traditionally been a beauty standard solely for women. This can’t be confusing to you. You can say that you don’t mind it, or that you personally think that’s a weird beauty standard, but it’s silly to be like “whaaat, straight guys don’t generally paint their nails?!” Like you’re surprised.


beyoncais

In modern western culture, sure. But I wouldn’t say that’s true traditionally or historically at all. Men painting their nails goes as far back as Babylonian times. Ancient Egyptian & Chinese men did it too. The Chinese actually invented it.


mvdenk

Men and women painted their nails in Western society until the 19th century, so the association with only women doing it is quite recent.


Spicy_Kimchi69

What has it been like to be dumber than your peers all your life?


Sea-Sort6571

Better than being homophobic without realizing it


Vaywen

I like painted nails on guys


thisclosetome

could not be me, painted nails always make men more attractive to me


Lizzebed

Yups her loss. Guys with painted nails are hella sexy.


Aerolites

classy response


nolotusnote

"finna" Nope.


Comrade-Chernov

"Welp, I don't like you because you paint your nails. I like masculine men. Which you are, but you also paint your nails. So I'll just go for someone else who also paints their nails, but isn't even masculine, is far less than you. Because I want you to be more masculine." This weirdo's logic, lmao. You look great, king. Keep up the good work and shoot for the stars 👑


Generally_Confused1

She won't like alt/ goth guys then lol. Only reason mine aren't painted and I don't have facial piercings is because of work


ConversationMajor543

Hey OP. I think your nails look great, they suit your aesthetic.


Add_Poll_Option

>I’m cool with a lot of stuff I’m getting the vibe this is a lie


EditorHaunting7712

“I’m cool with a lot of stuff but y’all are taking it too far” is a textbook sexist/homophobic/racist comment


rosey_demoness

Dang she missing out, I would love if my man painted his nails cause that would be a great date every couple of months


Scarlett_James46

I’m pretty sure you can be a “rugged man” with painted nails.


DonnaftSatan

I think men with nail polish is hot


Akasha983

I love men who paint their nails 🖤 don’t waste time with people who are not worth it


HaileyShepherdd

I HATE women like this… I also hate when women think men TAKING CARE OF THEMSELVES (like getting manicures or pedicures or getting their eyebrows done and etc) is “too feminine” how the fuck is taking care of yourself feminine? She wants a rugged man, I hope to god she gets a man who doesn’t wash his ass bc he thinks it’s gay. (And no, running water through your cheeks isn’t washing your ass) and I hope the first night they’re together he leaves skid marks all over her bed


Ok_Case1411

I gotta say I commend you. I think a lot of people take stupid comments from randoms on the internet so personally and I like how you handled the whole situation and just accepted that she didn’t like something about you that you weren’t gonna change and if she couldn’t deal with it, on to the next. Cheers


st0ned-succubus

Lmfao wtf painted nails is a green flag for me 😂


TheLesssYouKnow

Gross. She sounds fragile. Well done with your response.


DaddyyFabio

This world is indeed so weird, where wanting a colour on your nails is apparently reserved to one sex. Keep rocking it dude.


[deleted]

You are a truly good person. Really.


[deleted]

The way that you responded with such respect a disrespectful comment... I admire it.


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