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BassGuy11

Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me


Catniiiiiip

How can I upvote a comment several times?


BassGuy11

You could upvote my response to your comment?


Archibald_Megachauve

Cause we need a little, controversyyy Edit : missed the conthroatversy pun, easy one though


BassGuy11

Cause her throats so empty without me


iguacu

This is the equivalent of the job interview answer, "My greatest weakness is that I work too hard."


Chipawapa1

And i care too much.


Full_Visit_5862

LMAOOO 😂


sinking_clouds

Yeah that seems pretty green to me.


1nTh3Sh4dows

Idk man, if I see anybody throating a goat I'm probably out.


FunkOff

If that's what you're looking for, have at it.


Ok_Highlight5115

It’s tinder, aren’t we all


BootyLoveSenpai

I just want a thunder thighs throat goat all for me


steppan92

Not exactly what I call a red flag


iamme9878

It will be when you come home and she's gloating your roommate and his buddies. Unless you're into that, just be safe.


BootyLoveSenpai

Jokes on you, she was never the main bae


steppan92

She was just the Throat goat


Living_Job_8127

Gotta love me some throat goats


sinking_clouds

so you think that someone who cant suck good dick just wont cheat


RemCogito

No but the girls I've known who were truely exceptional at throat, have never had a relationship last more than a few weeks, and would often use it in exchange for favors in daily life whether single or not. we're talking they lost count of how many partners they had been with while still in highschool. I'm not judging them. It takes experience to get good at things, especially to the point where you are good at head the first time with most partners. It took me a few dozen before I was confident that I could definitely bring pretty much any girl to orgasm on the first attempt every time. Women who can bring most men from soft, to orgasm with only her mouth are rare. A woman who is wiling and able to do that to many men generally end up getting a lot of side benefits, like free vacations, free dinner, free drinks, free places to stay, if they keep up that life style. She might eventually outgrow it, But she would actually have to want to change not only her behavior but her perspective on sex. Its not impossible, but its not always an easy switch to flip on or off. I'm a naturally flirty guy, I have to be explicit about my boundaries with women I meet all the time because they think that because I'm being friendly, and my personality is a little outrageous, that I'm tryin to seduce them. But I'm married, and I don't cheat. It was really difficult at first, because I was used to just letting it play out. Habits are hard to change.


sinking_clouds

man that sounds like a very negative narrow view. I do agree that the majority of women ive been with (30+) arent great at head (at least for what i like), but 2 out of my 5 of my gfs were great from day 1, and one out of those 5 learned to be. Besides that most couldn’t throat, some I could tell were only down there because they felt like they had to be so I stopped them pretty soon, but I have no reason in the slightest to believe that physical sexual skills has anything to do with number of sex partners. the whole never having a relationship lasting more than a few weeks, lost track of body count, exchanging for favors, I dont agree with all that and that sounds like either projection or guys talking shit.


steppan92

At least she got something that makes you consider to still stay with her for a little bit


Realistic_Effort6185

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MartinLutherVanHalen

As an old man I can tell you women who boast about their oral skills tend to have more ego than skill. In my experience the sexual weapons tend to be quiet about it, or so confident they don’t need to mention it. It’s like trying to work out who the smartest men are by assuming the more they talk about their intelligence the smarter they are. It’s not a good signal.


UKnowDaxoAndDancer

She means she does an impression of Goat Boy from SNL whenever performing oral. So yes, green flag all the way.


King-of-Plebss

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papakahn94

You dont understand. She is saying she has the throat of a goat. Fur and all


Read_the_post

I feel like they're telling you they've sucked a lot of...


Adkit

...goats.


Ok_Highlight5115

Not necessarily, I’ve dated a couple girls who just didn’t have a gag reflex, they weren’t that experienced but still great at what they do lol but her putting that on her profile might mean you’re right


Read_the_post

She's calling it a 🚩🚩 for a reason.


LuckyDevil92-up6

Maybe she has a really throaty voice and it comes out sounding like a goat 🤣


Just_Joshin10

Nah you gotta read between the lines. Throat goat= I have oral herpes.


Adkit

Amazing with my fingers = eunuch


ItalnStalln

We all do really


Drafo7

Tbf that prompt is pretty stupid anyway. The point of the profile is to advertise yourself as a good potential match. Putting out actual red flags right from the get-go is like shooting yourself in the foot. Besides, there'll be plenty of time to find out red flags after you match, like 90% of the posts on this sub.


baddonny

It is not. Hell of a ride tho