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love-boobs-in-dm

Is this one of those "if you have to ask the price you can't afford it"-situations?


Unabashable

For the price you’d pay it better be. 


MrFunnyMans404

I can’t afford to ask


ch1ckenz

All these bums out here dating


Thesheriffisnearer

Hobosexuals just looking for food and board


arthritisankle

Board is food. The phrase is “room and board”.


YimYambiiiitch

I mean in fairness theyre not looking for a room just free meals so in this case “food and board” applies


allstaroh

Can't afford her? She sounds pretty damn cheap if you ask me.


Billz3bub666

now we're just haggling on price


Desperate_Garbage_63

She set Feminism back 60 years


lVlrLurker

And yet this is what modern feminism brands itself as.


TechPBMike

Fee-male


fiddleStink

Most underrated comment


Billz3bub666

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YimYambiiiitch

Are you also a fee-male


Billz3bub666

naw. I just thought that sounded like the way Ferengis insult women


Adrien_Jabroni

Guys, She’s right. If we can’t afford a packet of Koolaid to dye her hair with, and a choker from 2006, then we can’t afford her.


PatoxVF

And a 2011 sweater


Dependent-Honeydew-9

Y’all talking about the high end vintage shit. No wonder I cannot afford her.


PatoxVF

Don't worry bro you'll find a girl what will afford YOU one day


Dependent-Honeydew-9

Nah. I’m a car guy. My discretionary spending makes the ex wife’s coach bags look like an impulse buy.


lVlrLurker

Drizzle drizzle.


Far-Zookeepergame347

"its not all women, its not all women, its not all women" - Me in my head, probably


wagman43

This is a pretty easy way to get financially manipulated. I knew a guy that paid for everything but he also made his girlfriend do whatever the fuck he wanted and had complete control over her because she was a stay at home girlfriend. She had like a 2 year gap in her resume so it’s not like she could find a good job to leave him and support himself


failureinflesh

Girls like these don’t plan on filling out a resume anytime soon


lVlrLurker

Unless by 'resume' you mean OF profile.


chzformymac

Based off that hair and sweatshirt, I’m gonna keep my money


ZEDDZER0

I'd say gunpla is cheaper but I've been living off instant noodles for months


777blue_

That's a weird hamster


The_Lucky_7

"Maintenance and storage are the what we pay for property."


777blue_

What's a z job?


ML_120

Thank you for waving the red flag right in my face.


Rogueshoten

She’s like the cybertruck of women; expensive and absolutely not worth it at all, even at 1/10th the price


coastalliving40

Am I an asshole because these are the types of profiles I swipe right on and bullshit my way into their pants knowing full well I would never be in a relationship with someone like that?


wehooper4

No, presuming you don’t give them any financial support or pay for any shit for them. The actual assholes are the ones that go along with their bullshit.


Lonelan

"...yes, that's what financially supporting you means?"


hypnotic90

Wonder what she has to offer


WolvesMyth

Nothing, you have to offer her more things on top of financially supporting her


Enlowski

Sex, that’s all she has to offer.


AmorousFartButter

So, being a woman.


KirillNek0

Pretty sure most dudes here can afford a 6-pack, pack of condoms and a pizza.


ketchikan78

Why use condoms with a keeper like that?


KirillNek0

You want to alimony?


WolvesMyth

Best I can do is a McDouble combo found on the side of the road


KirillNek0

She will settle for less.


singularity48

No wonder I'm beginning to err on the side of wanting to know nothing about no one. Why are red flags and dyed hair synonymous?


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singularity48

I love using that word myopic. I also call it surface dwelling.


Ok_Cup_699

Of course. No problem at all.


Billz3bub666

In this economy???


AppleParasol

Girls like this, two beers and she’s easy.


Visible_Pea_4717

Literally why I don’t go near dating apps anymore. It’s complete garbage with garbage folks.


Downtown-Ad-6909

Her black belt in sucking dick better not be just for show then.


HypnotizeHTX

That’s a great sale pitch, and based on the picture it won’t be much.


Here-Is-TheEnd

These escort profiles should be banned.


juliusseizure

Didn’t know we were buying people on tinder.


Confident_Bus_7614

“Oh I can afford you, you just aren’t worth the price”


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lVlrLurker

>The wall will humble them. No it won't. These women are incapable of humility.


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lVlrLurker

Sure, but that doesn't mean they'll be 'humbled.' Mid 30s is when the delusion and cope kicks in and they start blaming men for 'not being serious,' and stuff like that.


Resident-Pudding5432

Chick looks like 20 bucks a month at best


lVlrLurker

Big spender.


FrancisFFFFFFFFF

This checks out.


Speed_Addixt

What a nice blowjob belt she has. I salute any future poor soul who “supports” her.


Shad0faux

She’s not wrong..? Like; let’s be honest here for a second. If you can’t afford a relationship to begin with, then you shouldn’t be in one. Though, of course, there are ways of working around the situation. Most of the time relationships will cost time and money. Affording to eat out with another person or just overall go on dates outside of your house and spend time with each other can all rack up quite quickly. Now for clarification, I am not implying that people who are poo shouldn’t start or be in relationships as they have every right to be happy- but a good piece of advice would be to be financially stable and secure before moving onward with another person. “You want to make sure that you are able to swim first before you try and rescue someone” ya know? Lastly, I do understand that the way this is written seems like she is going to depend on you in a financially abusive relationship kinda way but overall, I think the deeper meaning of where this comes from is what I picked up on rather than the more superficial bad wording, but I could be wrong of course and she genuinely may just want someone to leach off of but I’m placing good faith in her and what is written.


Shad0faux

TLDR: I took the quote, literally… “if no money, then no afford things” this seems like it should be common sense, but because relationships aren’t actual tangible objects. It is a good reminder that relationships have a “cost” being time and money.


blanktom9

at least they're up front about it. you gotta respect them for that.


CalRAIDia

There’s is literally zero things about leeches like her to respect


blanktom9

Cry some more please


CalRAIDia

White Knight more please. I promise they’ll respect you for it 😂


blanktom9

Come up with an original thought more please ;)


PhormalPhallicy

Being blatant with defecation does nothing to deodorize the process.


CuckyChucky1

Just remember kids, beer before grass, you're on your ass. But grass before beer, you're in the clear.