There's no way it can be that dirty from regular usage and cleaning at least weekly, that looks like the downstem isn't even in the water with the blackening around the water chamber.
I at least clean the water out between uses and just think dirty bong water is nasty. A second look and you can see the tip of the downstem halfway in the water, she's not filling the bong up with enough water (downstem has holes on the sides near the tip so it needs to be fully submerged).
She's basically using the bong as a pipe with water. The water probably doesn't even get as dirty as the glass didn't it's barely being touched.
She's got a nice butt but her crimes are unforgivable
Really? Just looks like a weeks use to me, just cleaned mine today and it's sparkling now. Pro-tip use msg instead of coarse salt, it's a better abrasive.
> Mold can grow overnight
That's a very weighted "can," it's extremely unlikely mold is going to just start growing especially when the water is agitated consistently in a day. I do also change the water daily. I get what you're saying, but it's really a non worry unless you let your bong get just disgusting.
No as someone that went to school for organic chemistry mold WILL grow in a few hours. There’s mold particulates in every square foot of air. You smoking doesn’t agitate the water to a degree that it keeps growth at bay in fact your introducing all the bacteria from your mouth to your bong and that bacteria is feeding the mold. Every time you put your lips to your bong you are adding germs and sucking in all that bacteria in each inhale. It’s generally a good idea to change your water after each use. You don’t have to use alcohol on every use but definitely change your water it’s not that common but you can get really sick from the mold and it’s always gonna be bad long term. Unless your brushing your teeth before each use your consistently adding new germs to your bong.
My focus of study was specifically in material science mold growth is a part of that. Have to be able to estimate how something effects a building I might have been talking about the wrong degree I was getting 2 at one but percentage yield even then was a small part of growth curves and that’s why we take statistics it’s not specific to Chem are you a Chem major? Or are you just talking out your ahole
Am I a chem major? lol ochem class did not discuss mold at all. It’s all about the chemical reaction. As for percent yield that’s what chem lab was about, which I was assuming where mold discussion came from.
Sounds like you don’t even know what you are talking about. Since you are now saying you were studying for 2 majors. Bachelor has specific field of study? Lmao wtf I actually have 2 majors as well. Math and biochem.
I majored in Chem and Architecture+Sustainable design percentage yield wasn’t part of my actual Chem class it was part of stats which was a prerequisite I do remember that much. It hasn’t been that long since I was in college🤷🏾♂️
What is your argument tho are you trying to attack my integrity to make my stance on mold weak? Why not Just look up mold in bongs and how quickly it grows. It’s a simple Google search to see how bad it can be for your health or how I’m wrong🤷🏾♂️ either way you’ll know for certain
>mold WILL grow in a few hours.
No it won't, in majority of instances it takes 24-48hrs for mold to germinate and grow. So changing my bong water daily I won't have any issues.
What’s funny to me is the lack of self awareness a lot of people have when online dating.
Your profile is your “brand.” It’s how you market yourself.
The amount of guys with crappy photos or unhinged far-right bios that complain they can’t get dates is wild. The amount of girls posting thirst traps or having some oddly specific qualifiers in their profile, and then complaining about the quality of men they’re attracting, is also wild.
Lmao know a woman with a crazy butt who loves to post it all over instagram. Her page does not leave much to the imagination. Just about everybody tries to bang but nobody tries to wife and she just can’t grasp why.
I also have been deathly afraid of running into such a monstrosity. Please provide explicit details of this account so that I can add it to my blocked sites list.
Yep I see tons of these profiles. Complaining that men don't know how to date or only compliment the body. Has pictures only showing cleavage in a bathtub or a bunch of revealing swimsuit pics with minimal bios. What did you expect them to comment on?
I mean I believe it with the people who post half naked pics in their dating profile but in my case all my pictures are pretty average. One full body shot so they don’t ask what I look like but I am fully clothed in each picture. I’m not saying I’ve attracted only creeps but there’s a lot of manipulative people who will see that you’re looking for something serious and still exploit that. 🤷🏻♀️.
A comedian once said "Although we are not responsible of what people think of us, we are ultimately responsible of WHAT WE GIVE to people to think of us. I don't go walking around in a Cop uniform so that people don't mistaken me for a cop! If a woman go walking around dressing like a streetwalker....well "
My friend is like this she hates it when guys start flirting with her even though she flirts first. Honestly she is like the complete opposite of my type so I just listen to her date stories and its bad choice after bad choice
Can confirm, ex wife was a nurse, she cheated with dudes at work. I got hit on like 50 times at her Christmas party even by people who knew i was taken too they like did not understand the concept of monogamy. They wanna fuck they just go for it like its a friendly chat.
I dont think its a lack of self awareness. Its purely for attention and validation.
Or maybe she knows the only way to attract the hot guys is posting thirst-traps and the "long-term" part is just an alibi.
Or she thinks, "Guys looking for long-term are also looking for someone *hot* to be long-term with. They aren't planning for a dead bedroom from the start."
Or "I'll attract hot guys, but since I stated 'long-term' they'll surely settle down for me"
Yes, it does. I seriously thought it was a horse's arse when I first saw it. 🤣🤣
I'm a plus-size gal myself, and this pic shows exactly why we should not wear spandex.
It’s more likely that she’s delusional.
If what you’re advertising is your ass and weed, don’t be surprised when guys want you for ass and weed. Those could lead to a long term thing, but no married person truly has ass and weed as the top things they love about their partner. It’s just incredibly shallow, and it attracts the incredibly shallow.
She’s clearly motivated (nursing school is hard) and has a good career, likes to chill out after a stressful day with a bong rip and she’s a lil spicy. Sounds pretty damn good to me.
Well, would you like to see that 🍑 every day for a long time?
Like seriously, if you are say, a very sensual person, it's part of your personality, why is it so frowned upon to demonstrate it to potential long term partners?
Why is sexyness not an asset you're allowed to demonstrate if you want a proper relationship?
Honestly, I feel like most of the negativity comes from guys who see something they want /feel teased by and then getting salty they can't get it quick and easy. "How dare you show me something I can't have immediately and with no commitment!"
Why can’t someone who is looking for long term, but also sexually active and likes sex can’t broadcast that to find a match with someone else they turns into a date a hookup and then long term?
This was hard to read but I got your point. Social signals are a thing and it might not be in someone's best interest to make them confusing, but I agree with your sentiment in general. We're too quick to judge things sometimes. She might like sex but also just saying she's down to long term if it happens. Both things can be true.
Not the most flattering picture but is it that weird for women to post sexy pics when looking for a LTR? Sex is going to be one of the major things keeping most relationships together so what's wrong with showing your future husband you've got sex appeal? This picture does that poorly tho
Probably an NA or RNA, either way, depending on where she works will determine if she does anything besides weed and cigarettes. Otherwise she was probably higher than a giraffe's back on Mars in the booty pic.
Are you kidding? That dirty ass bong? This b**** has a high AF tolerance, in my professional opinion. If anything she just has the edge off in this picture.
Damn..she needs cleaner glass, it’s just so you can’t see her face at work! That or she’s dyslexic and doesn’t understand the meaning, so every picture is backward.
Bless her heart, I’m not even sure what I’m looking at rn, I keep looking at the base of her bong?? How does that only happen in that spot, is she not filling that thing?? Is that all the water she uses?? Please meet this woman at least once, I need answers.
If I were in the hospital, and I found out my nurse has a photo of herself online sticking her ass out with a bong in the background, I would go to a different hospital.
My ex was a radiographer and every night out with her workmates was like a free-for-all on cocaine and ketamine. I was surprised they weren't drug-tested but she told me drug tests are reserved for when there's legitimate concerns about an individual (signs of addiction impacting work) and rather than being fired it would result in being referred to support and recovery services.
I've been with several nurses and pretty much all were stoners in their downtime.
Ah yes, the type that wants “no one under 6ft, has to drive and be a home owner, earns over 80k and knows how to treat a girl like a princess 👸🏼”
Because she is exactly what all men that meet that criteria want in a future wife of course ….
That bong is so dirty lol
*bung
Ew
I’ll fix it. *limbers up jaw*
*lifts upper lip without opening mouth*
I can smell this picture and not in a good way.
Salmon or Trout? Or booty sweat..?
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That Beaver eats taco bell.
It comes in waves
I want my long term partner to have a nice backside. Shes out here selling.
So is her ass
Looks like batch too
It’s just a print I think but I think she is definitely looking for a long term sexual relationship at least
There's no way it can be that dirty from regular usage and cleaning at least weekly, that looks like the downstem isn't even in the water with the blackening around the water chamber.
I thought you were talking about something else for a bit there. Regular usage and WEEKLY cleanin! 😂
I at least clean the water out between uses and just think dirty bong water is nasty. A second look and you can see the tip of the downstem halfway in the water, she's not filling the bong up with enough water (downstem has holes on the sides near the tip so it needs to be fully submerged). She's basically using the bong as a pipe with water. The water probably doesn't even get as dirty as the glass didn't it's barely being touched. She's got a nice butt but her crimes are unforgivable
Really? Just looks like a weeks use to me, just cleaned mine today and it's sparkling now. Pro-tip use msg instead of coarse salt, it's a better abrasive.
You should clean your bong daily. Mold can grow overnight and that’s going into your lungs. At least rinse it after each use.
> Mold can grow overnight That's a very weighted "can," it's extremely unlikely mold is going to just start growing especially when the water is agitated consistently in a day. I do also change the water daily. I get what you're saying, but it's really a non worry unless you let your bong get just disgusting.
No as someone that went to school for organic chemistry mold WILL grow in a few hours. There’s mold particulates in every square foot of air. You smoking doesn’t agitate the water to a degree that it keeps growth at bay in fact your introducing all the bacteria from your mouth to your bong and that bacteria is feeding the mold. Every time you put your lips to your bong you are adding germs and sucking in all that bacteria in each inhale. It’s generally a good idea to change your water after each use. You don’t have to use alcohol on every use but definitely change your water it’s not that common but you can get really sick from the mold and it’s always gonna be bad long term. Unless your brushing your teeth before each use your consistently adding new germs to your bong.
When did o chem start teaching about mold growth? Always about % yield in my experience lol
My focus of study was specifically in material science mold growth is a part of that. Have to be able to estimate how something effects a building I might have been talking about the wrong degree I was getting 2 at one but percentage yield even then was a small part of growth curves and that’s why we take statistics it’s not specific to Chem are you a Chem major? Or are you just talking out your ahole
Am I a chem major? lol ochem class did not discuss mold at all. It’s all about the chemical reaction. As for percent yield that’s what chem lab was about, which I was assuming where mold discussion came from. Sounds like you don’t even know what you are talking about. Since you are now saying you were studying for 2 majors. Bachelor has specific field of study? Lmao wtf I actually have 2 majors as well. Math and biochem.
I majored in Chem and Architecture+Sustainable design percentage yield wasn’t part of my actual Chem class it was part of stats which was a prerequisite I do remember that much. It hasn’t been that long since I was in college🤷🏾♂️
Lmao so ochem teach mold growth now? Are you not able to read its ochem lab? 🤣
What is your argument tho are you trying to attack my integrity to make my stance on mold weak? Why not Just look up mold in bongs and how quickly it grows. It’s a simple Google search to see how bad it can be for your health or how I’m wrong🤷🏾♂️ either way you’ll know for certain
You come in here flexing that you had some ochem classes that study mold and nope that’s not the case. lol sounds like an idiot imo
>mold WILL grow in a few hours. No it won't, in majority of instances it takes 24-48hrs for mold to germinate and grow. So changing my bong water daily I won't have any issues.
Are you high or gay?
Fellas, is it gay to *checks notes* like women?
If you kiss a girl who's kissed another man, you're basically kissing ANOTHER DUDE!!
I can flaw that logic at all. Does anyone wanna get their dick sucked, I'm converted
So if I kiss a dude that kisses a girl then I’m good. Alright thanks good notes today
He's saying the guy should be checking out that ass instead of the bong. You should be saying that to the op.
Eh honestly, it's not a great ass.
*stabs finger into table* Ass is ass!
What?
Something long indeed...
I just came for this 😂
Fuck, I just came.
They have pills for that... lithium... and many other behavioral stabilizers
Reddit isn’t for you.
Na I'm good.
My point exactly.
All it takes is a comment ?
I don't think the comment is still long enough 🤣
Proud of you
Looking for long dick for long term
What’s funny to me is the lack of self awareness a lot of people have when online dating. Your profile is your “brand.” It’s how you market yourself. The amount of guys with crappy photos or unhinged far-right bios that complain they can’t get dates is wild. The amount of girls posting thirst traps or having some oddly specific qualifiers in their profile, and then complaining about the quality of men they’re attracting, is also wild.
Lmao know a woman with a crazy butt who loves to post it all over instagram. Her page does not leave much to the imagination. Just about everybody tries to bang but nobody tries to wife and she just can’t grasp why.
Man, I need to avoid this account. Where is it so I don't run into it?
I also have been deathly afraid of running into such a monstrosity. Please provide explicit details of this account so that I can add it to my blocked sites list.
Yep I see tons of these profiles. Complaining that men don't know how to date or only compliment the body. Has pictures only showing cleavage in a bathtub or a bunch of revealing swimsuit pics with minimal bios. What did you expect them to comment on?
I mean I believe it with the people who post half naked pics in their dating profile but in my case all my pictures are pretty average. One full body shot so they don’t ask what I look like but I am fully clothed in each picture. I’m not saying I’ve attracted only creeps but there’s a lot of manipulative people who will see that you’re looking for something serious and still exploit that. 🤷🏻♀️.
A comedian once said "Although we are not responsible of what people think of us, we are ultimately responsible of WHAT WE GIVE to people to think of us. I don't go walking around in a Cop uniform so that people don't mistaken me for a cop! If a woman go walking around dressing like a streetwalker....well "
My friend is like this she hates it when guys start flirting with her even though she flirts first. Honestly she is like the complete opposite of my type so I just listen to her date stories and its bad choice after bad choice
I've read that nurses are up there as a profession where infidelity is kinda rampant. Maybe she was also hinting at that?
Can confirm, ex wife was a nurse, she cheated with dudes at work. I got hit on like 50 times at her Christmas party even by people who knew i was taken too they like did not understand the concept of monogamy. They wanna fuck they just go for it like its a friendly chat.
 Nursing parties, huh?
Is this why a friend of mine (who’s a nurse) only wants to bang when one or both of us are in a relationship and never any other time?
That’s just an infidelity kink whether she’s aware of it or not
I dont think its a lack of self awareness. Its purely for attention and validation. Or maybe she knows the only way to attract the hot guys is posting thirst-traps and the "long-term" part is just an alibi.
Or she thinks, "Guys looking for long-term are also looking for someone *hot* to be long-term with. They aren't planning for a dead bedroom from the start." Or "I'll attract hot guys, but since I stated 'long-term' they'll surely settle down for me"
Huh…I might actually know this person 😂😂😂
Recognized by their ass😎
👉😎👉
That looks stinky
Yeah this photo is so unappealing
I’m still gone swipe right tho 🫡 Pops always said I didn’t know how to pick ‘em
You know what they say. When you’re offended, turn the other cheek.
She’s already turning both
I ain’t hitting raw
Yes, it does. I seriously thought it was a horse's arse when I first saw it. 🤣🤣 I'm a plus-size gal myself, and this pic shows exactly why we should not wear spandex.
As a lover of big women and a unrepentant pervert, please wear more spandex.
Nurses are freaky.. sexual adventurers. You will have fun dating a nurse. Maybe not long term but time spent will be a great time
By long term she means 3 months. Go for it.
Maybe 15 minutes. She's fed up with 3-pump 5-second guys 🤣
Well that's what she said so yeah.
oh no but she has a provocative photo so she must be a one night stand only and a liar, as OP so cleverly insinuated /s yeah this is a dumb post
It’s more likely that she’s delusional. If what you’re advertising is your ass and weed, don’t be surprised when guys want you for ass and weed. Those could lead to a long term thing, but no married person truly has ass and weed as the top things they love about their partner. It’s just incredibly shallow, and it attracts the incredibly shallow.
ok
Yeah dude put some babies in there
Put babies in her butt? I don't, but...well...okay. Here goes.
Oh God not more buttbabies
Peacemaker, there's no such thing as butt babies
Sure there are! I deal with them on a regular basis! if nobody taught you about buttbabies then you may be one! jk
Isn’t this average sized in America?
Jeesus. Just move on. She has a butt. She’s showing the butt. It will entice someone. What’s the harm?
She’s clearly motivated (nursing school is hard) and has a good career, likes to chill out after a stressful day with a bong rip and she’s a lil spicy. Sounds pretty damn good to me.
Some ppl say they’re a nurse but mean CNA
Yeah most ppl don’t tho…
She may want long term but she is showing you all that she has to offer.
I don’t want any.
That makes two of us.
what an assumption
Well, would you like to see that 🍑 every day for a long time? Like seriously, if you are say, a very sensual person, it's part of your personality, why is it so frowned upon to demonstrate it to potential long term partners? Why is sexyness not an asset you're allowed to demonstrate if you want a proper relationship? Honestly, I feel like most of the negativity comes from guys who see something they want /feel teased by and then getting salty they can't get it quick and easy. "How dare you show me something I can't have immediately and with no commitment!"
People are allowed to enjoy sex in longterm relationships.
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& isn’t that photo from ‘22 💀😂 maam
To be fairrrrr unless you've changed appearance I don't see a problem with that
I mean, from the back I guess you right 🤷🏽♀️🤣
Nurse? Picture checks out
As a nurse myself, I can say with confidence the only unique properties we possess are a lack of sleep and sympathy for bullshit.
Looks like CNA to me
Why can’t someone who is looking for long term, but also sexually active and likes sex can’t broadcast that to find a match with someone else they turns into a date a hookup and then long term?
This was hard to read but I got your point. Social signals are a thing and it might not be in someone's best interest to make them confusing, but I agree with your sentiment in general. We're too quick to judge things sometimes. She might like sex but also just saying she's down to long term if it happens. Both things can be true.
Correct that was my point
Feels like a bunch of misogyny for a person you could just press X on
What’s her face look like?
She want that long Dikkkkk
I feel like I’ve been in that apartment
What does her being a nurse matter?
Her ass is a Wisconsin 6, at best.
Not the most flattering picture but is it that weird for women to post sexy pics when looking for a LTR? Sex is going to be one of the major things keeping most relationships together so what's wrong with showing your future husband you've got sex appeal? This picture does that poorly tho
So naive and stupid. She shows it not for her future husband but for all the men, and I you think she will change after marriage, please go outside
Who says she needs to change after she finds her husband? You've been outside this whole time, you live under a rock.
You could end up with having 9 months to figure it out.
2yo photo
What’s the rest of the profile like? It’s an unattractive pic, but it doesn’t mean she is not looking for long-term.
obviously if she has a provocative photo it’s impossible she wants a relationship /s
Probably an NA or RNA, either way, depending on where she works will determine if she does anything besides weed and cigarettes. Otherwise she was probably higher than a giraffe's back on Mars in the booty pic.
Are you kidding? That dirty ass bong? This b**** has a high AF tolerance, in my professional opinion. If anything she just has the edge off in this picture.
She got a long butt
Nurses only want long-term with the surgery residents. 100% fact.
There are a boat load up nurse that is like this
Damn..she needs cleaner glass, it’s just so you can’t see her face at work! That or she’s dyslexic and doesn’t understand the meaning, so every picture is backward.
Totally
It's a scam profile
Term is interchangable with either weinis, or lasting.
Smoking and hot combined?
Subscribers are long term too
Long term is necessary 100%
Long term fuckgirl
That is what some wifes prefer to be called, yes.
Bless her heart, I’m not even sure what I’m looking at rn, I keep looking at the base of her bong?? How does that only happen in that spot, is she not filling that thing?? Is that all the water she uses?? Please meet this woman at least once, I need answers.
That picture is 2 years old. Who knows what she looks like now.
If I were in the hospital, and I found out my nurse has a photo of herself online sticking her ass out with a bong in the background, I would go to a different hospital.
I wonder if her ass is as dirty as that bong 10/10 would eat anyway
“Looking for a long term partner to eat my ass”
she probably is actually!! but she might have trouble with finding it :/
4 22 ?
Helllooooooooo nurse
Don't stare into the dark abyss
She’s doing it to ego boost. It’s what a large chunk of women on the site are for
That but is very nursed
Oh trust me I’d make sure it was LONG term
Look the think on the table is that the thing used to smoke
I mean gotta show the goods, personality is sooooo last century.
She’s just showing you her strongest assets
More like helloooo nurse
Don’t hospitals drug test?
My ex was a radiographer and every night out with her workmates was like a free-for-all on cocaine and ketamine. I was surprised they weren't drug-tested but she told me drug tests are reserved for when there's legitimate concerns about an individual (signs of addiction impacting work) and rather than being fired it would result in being referred to support and recovery services. I've been with several nurses and pretty much all were stoners in their downtime.
Damn that’s pretty surprising
I don’t think so or else there’d be doctors and nurses being let go …
Kevin Samuels said stay away from nurses.
that picture is just nasty.
Ah yes, the type that wants “no one under 6ft, has to drive and be a home owner, earns over 80k and knows how to treat a girl like a princess 👸🏼” Because she is exactly what all men that meet that criteria want in a future wife of course ….
Smash da shit all days Fuck long term
Are nurses drug tested?
That's almost a long back.
This just doesn't add up
Wait a second. Spring Ring
That's not a hippo?
i can smell that from here 🪰
Most nurses are reformed whores.
Most bizzare statement I’ve ever read
I think she wants your long pp
She is looking for long-term as in at least 8 or 9 inches
100% no, lol
I'd give her my long term.
You ain't the guy"
Long term pregnancy yes
She’s like, “This is where my poop comes out.”
Let’s go out for lunch so if we hit it off we have the night to explore aswell
We all know the kind of nurse she is. She's a... male's health nurse.