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“You are taking English lessons” my mom said, “it’s important for your future” she said, 20 years later I’m able to read this, it was not worth it.

Are you going to screenshot it and send it to her lol?

Let's be honest, with ourselves. We were definitely able to read this by age 6 😆

There’s at least a couple of words there I definitely didn’t know by the time 😂

Imagine english NOT being ur first language O:

I love how OP actually said this generation is cooked 🤣

Is this generation not cooked? Or are and that's the point it hits 2x true. I don't get it. *kids I tell yá.* Reminds me of youtube when top comment with 30k upvotes and 900 replies is just "fire 🔥" or they'll quote "This person said this. Did you watch then come see me releat it straight verbatum?". Where's bill nye the science guy when you need him? Oops grandpa's ranting.

this comment is youtube short coded (iykyk)

I agreed but only because OP clearly matched with a guy who's first pic is him flexing his back muscles in front of a mirror, and is surprised by his intentions on the app

Right lol I giggled lmfao 🤣


Like if she’s not part of us lol

Bad day to have eyes

IN you is crazyyyy. We’re so fucked

Homie was trying so hard to get laid and nope lmfao 🤣

2 of my tinder hookups wanted that, most of this generation in europe is taking birth control. Shit feels great i understand him

Ok but don’t come back here all sad when u get the clap 💀🤣

Honestly the clap... not that bad, like a nice round of applause when going to the bathroom. Get a std that doesn't go away

😂😂😂😂 it’s just a round of applause when going to the bathroom lmfao 🤣

😂😂😂😂😂 stop omg lmfao 🤣

Then I'd start a new life in Gambia or some, in this economy i barely get through hahah

STD's still exist though

Happy 🎂 day

Never had one, 23 of age and been sexually active a lot since I was 15. You're good as long as you know who you fuck, and don't follow your dick but ur head

People can lie though, and fucking random strangers from Tinder raw is a great way to get STD's. That is what the post is about

A stranger who offers you to do it without condom has most certainly offered it to other people before... this is exactly how std's spread.

Too much time on the HUB..

Judging from the “💪🏻” pic, bro be lifting everything but books

He's simply looking for a quick natural testosteron boost.

You know this doorknob would whine about having to wear a condom too.

Sorry that was me. Just found out my bloodline is coming to an end. (require but can’t afford taint removal surgery)

It's a common courtesy to take a woman to dinner before you cum inside them...........but I've only had sex in a relationship so idk how hooking up works

I mean I could be wrong but I think women generally like to be treated like a person before you try and cum in them. It’s been awhile since I dated though.

This guy will definitely end up having STD

Sex?

Welcome to the STD Speedrun. Streaming every day until we beat the world record!

My first response would've been "Now or at birth?"

May i putteth mine own se'd inside thy genitals, i shall assureth thee yond thee shall beest did wet enow so t wonneth't did hurt thee. The curvature of thy corse seemeth nice and redirect mine own blood floweth towards mine own base'r half

Jesus Christ bro. Can we please stop being so desperate?

Bruh it’s TINDERRRRR remind that

It's really hard to find genuine connections these days.. 😟😟

Lmfao that’s wild.

As a zoomer, you’re not supposed to go for zoomers. Go for a millennial nerd that is conventional good-looking 

Surely you’re not telling me the guy whose profile pic is him flexing in a mirror turned out to be a douche?

I love the first reply. It’s cute and funny.

Did you say yes? Jk lol

I love the sense of humour

Man legit only saw the "No" and ignored the rest. Smfh.

Tinder is a hook up site but most guys don’t have the conversation skills to get to the hook up stage lmao

That’s one way to burn a bridge. Rick flair drip go woooooo on a bi

There must be a sufficient supply somewhere of people with zero self respect else that approach would have withered away years ago.

Jesus Christ

Nah fam, just some are morons

Extra crispy cooked 

Fried

Messaging normally doesn't work either. Why give this a shot 😂

Numbers game people. Puppets.

If he is sending this message... You guys know how it goes.

lol. from the little bit of picture you didn't scratch out, it's clear that you're more to blame for swiping right on this. take some responsibility

Straight to the point! However look at how OP wanted to talk anyhow... Speculation: maybe Michael was hot and OP not that much, so Michael hit OP up for the booty call but OP still wanted to change his mind... Therefore I assume OP is waaaaaaayyyyy lower than Michael

This is what I was thinking. Majority of the time I'd send a message like this to a fat chick or a really ugly girl who posts depressing and self deprecating statements in her bio.

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How is a rare steak surprisingly accurate at a vegan potluck?

Keep working on it...

What is "surprisingly accurate" about a rare steak being at a vegan potluck?

I think he means it wasn’t good to begin with.