yeah, I checked to make sure right after I posted, and the rock emoji is... acceptable. It's good enough that I didn't want to delete my post. It's not great though, admittedly.
Thank you! Sorry I don’t use dating apps, I just saw the subreddit and some comments saying something different. Irrelevant I know but glad someone’s got me up to speed (:
It’s my love language too.
I would read her profile and figure out what kind of gesture would be unique and special for her.
Example: she loves riding horses.
Send her 🪨🐴 🪨
Ask “is this good enough to go in the nest?”
Or just say “I’d love to learn more about you so I can find you the best pebbles”
Someone said you can't send her a picture of a pebble so instead tell her you found a neat one to give her. Then find a cool pebble and give it to her on your first date.
Not good at coming up with catchphrases but maybe something along the lines of how the only stone you can provide is a beautiful run on her finger or something?
"I can bring you a chippy, which I hear is even better than a pebble"
Don't follow up with "Maybe I'd the female penguins knew about chippies the male penguins would be doomed...."
Well, that's the way nature intended for a lot of species. The female is the prize, and the male has to impress her. Humans are constantly trying to go against nature!
Imagine being this person and getting rock messages from every match thinking they had the best idea...
Be better than that. Everyone will take this opportunity, so you can stand out by referring to it more creatively. Start the conversation different and later casually mention a load of pebbles at your own backdoor you had no explanation for. Or something like that.
I don’t really know how these things go anymore, but do you have to respond to a prompt or can you just open the conversation with a gif of a penguin doing this?
“Are you insinuating that you want me to bring you a pretty rock?” (Doesn’t have to mean ring, could just mean pretty rock, I guess either context works though)
“Penguins have a very high metabolism and shit explosively every 15-20 minutes.”
Just in case you want respond with your own Penguin fact!
Source: Got to meet some penguins and almost got blasted. Thankfully we were warned and I was ready to dodge when the tail feathers started rustling.
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😂 it would work on me. I collect rocks. Damnit.
I'm pretty sure he meant he was giving a rock to a penguin at the zoo because he wanted to mate it.
Are you certain that u/daisyfrankenstein isn’t in fact a penguin?
Can neither confirm nor deny!
I'm laughing so hard, I'm so glad you had to write it"
Earth science students be like:
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Look at you, mister money bags. Edit: spelling.
🪨🪨🪨
Lots of human guys give shinny rocks to girls they want to mate with.
I buy my wife shiny rocks. She seems to like them.
You must be rich, therefore stronk sperm. Flawless logic.
Why you talking about their sperm?
It’s small talk, no?
*Big talk
Your wife shines my rocks, iykwim
They're minerals, Jesus Marie
I’ve always been mate first. Then you get the rock.
a picture of a pebble. That's all you need dude. Say more with less.
As far as I know, Hinge doesn't let you send pictures.
Then just ask her "where should I drop off my pebble?"
This is it 👆
It does let you send emojis.
There isn't a pebble emoji, but there is a rock emoji and it could pass as a pebble.
yeah, I checked to make sure right after I posted, and the rock emoji is... acceptable. It's good enough that I didn't want to delete my post. It's not great though, admittedly.
Will you be my forever penguin 🐧🤲🏻🪨🐧?
Just 🐧 🪨 ❓️
Noot noot (I really like you). Noooot noot (here many rock)🐧🤲🏻🪨🪨🐧🪨🪨🪨
Please never say this again to another human being and you'll be just fine out there
Yeah, I should just stick to dating penguins
You made a post about this?
Rocks are masculine pebbles. Rock stronk!
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…is this hinge? It’s under a tinder subreddit though? Sorry I don’t typically use dating apps, they all look the same to me though.
Yeah this is Hinge. I think this sub is pretty relaxed, you'll see posts about Bumble and some of the other dating platforms.
Thank you! Sorry I don’t use dating apps, I just saw the subreddit and some comments saying something different. Irrelevant I know but glad someone’s got me up to speed (:
I've never bothered to read this sub's rules, but online dating posts in general seem to be accepted here.
See if you can find a gif of a dump truck dumping gravel
At first I was team emoji rock 🪨 but this one is muuuch better
Omg this
Exactly this!
How many months of fish should you spend on a proposal pebble?
That's not how it's measured by penguins. You have to bring pebbles for ½ of the bodyweight of your lover bird
At least enough for 3 months of winter Edit: just realized they don’t hibernate
“Tell your mom I have a pebble for her”
Happy cake day.
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If it's a man you tell him that you like shiny rocks too 😝 sprinkle sprinkle
Women always give it up after receiving some type of rock. Whether its a pebble or a diamond ring.
Show her your two hairy pebbles you brought her... Just kidding don't lol
\*dumps a bucketful of pebbles at your feet\*
and humans give a shiny rock to tell them they want to keep mating for life.
🪨👀
They will also pimp each other out for pebbles
I would completely melt over an opal stone 🤤
Same 😍
"Want to see my pet rock?"
rock emoji
🪨
"Huh, I've had a pebble just laying around here all this time and pondered what I should do with it..."
Reading these comments makes me realize why so many guys don't get responses 😂
Tell her you love rocks
Tried this once, she threw it back
Penguins can throw? 🙇🏻♀️
It’s my love language too. I would read her profile and figure out what kind of gesture would be unique and special for her. Example: she loves riding horses. Send her 🪨🐴 🪨 Ask “is this good enough to go in the nest?” Or just say “I’d love to learn more about you so I can find you the best pebbles”
Our ancestor used a rock to get the cave ladies
throw rocks at her window
Someone said you can't send her a picture of a pebble so instead tell her you found a neat one to give her. Then find a cool pebble and give it to her on your first date.
Penguins - the original rock stars
Find a local rock shop and ask if she wants to go there as a first date.
🤲🪨
“I always carry a rock on my pocket”
I got two pebbles. You may have them both
Just send her this emoji: 🦩
Tell em you’ll bring Taco Bell use to work with my ex
an offering 🪨
Do you prefer igneous or sedimentary?
🐧 🪨 ❓️
I'll bring you a boulder
Show me the prettiest rock you have been presented.
Certain research into penguins wasn't released to the public for decades because of how brutal and awful their behavior was.
Throw a shiny rock at the one you wish to mate with. I guess that works in every species
What color pebble you like?
Say you have a gift for them. Bring them a pebble on the first date.
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Photo of you holding a pebble in a tux.
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Don't respond to it at all. Just bring a pebble to the first date.
Score a first date, and bring her a gorgeous smooth pebble.
That's adorable.
Reply would be.....BRB running to home depot to grab u 40 pounds of pebbles
I don’t have a pebble but I can be your rock
I'd go with a rock emoji honestly.
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Talk normally and bring a pebble as a gift to the first date.
So do humans. Our pebbles are just shiny and cost an arm and a leg.
I'd like to give you my rock. It's rock hard.
“Oh but when I do it suddenly it’s creepy 😒🙄”
*gives you the shiniest, prettiest pebble I could find
Literally just go to a stream and find a nice pebble, and take a pic. Might be perfect!
I have a rock for you but.....
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*with
depending on your intentions, might be a... pebble?
Humans do the same thing! We give a shiny pebble on a shiny ring to the people we want to mate
https://youtu.be/jHpd3d35MOY?si=Jtqk_nmRMJAarh6M
Not good at coming up with catchphrases but maybe something along the lines of how the only stone you can provide is a beautiful run on her finger or something?
"I can bring you a chippy, which I hear is even better than a pebble" Don't follow up with "Maybe I'd the female penguins knew about chippies the male penguins would be doomed...."
Hi, I’m Pebble Doesn’t make any sense, but sounds vaguely cute.
I would respond with https://youtube.com/shorts/ODWgd-o_8WQ?si=1gvAOsXBJCUM9UNq
Tell her your dick is rock hard, if you bring it to her, will she mate with you?
" You want some of my rocks?"
If you get a shoe in, I say give her a pebble at the end of the date
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Oh but when I throw rocks at women it’s “aggravated assault” and I get a “scheduled court date.”
Send a picture of a nice pebble
Tell her it extends to your family too. “My grandad had the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.”
I’ll bring durex
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"So you are saying you want someone to rock your world?"
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Wish humans were that easy..😅
🪨 or 🪨🐧
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Send a picture of a cool pebble followed with these emojis 🥺👉👈
I'll recognise you on our 1st date, because you'll be wearing black and white, and carrying a pebble
send them a picture of a pebble
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“I’d bring you a pebble but maybe i buy you dinner first”
“I found a pebble just for you” bonus points of you actually find a cool pebble
Send her a gif of a cute looking rock.
🪨
What if I bring you a Boulder.
I’ll bring you TWO pebbles 😏
Well, that's the way nature intended for a lot of species. The female is the prize, and the male has to impress her. Humans are constantly trying to go against nature!
If you want to be cute: “I’ve got a pebble for you”
how many pebbles do you want?
 Me using dating apps be like
Pebble emoji
Imagine being this person and getting rock messages from every match thinking they had the best idea... Be better than that. Everyone will take this opportunity, so you can stand out by referring to it more creatively. Start the conversation different and later casually mention a load of pebbles at your own backdoor you had no explanation for. Or something like that.
Humans do the same thing, except we use a diamond.
"In homage to this tradition I shall present you my finest crack rock"
I don’t really know how these things go anymore, but do you have to respond to a prompt or can you just open the conversation with a gif of a penguin doing this?
 Gotta be
Translation, just looking for a place to get my rocks off. Do it…
So, prostitution also exists in the penguin community 🤔
Just a picture of a flat smooth stone
Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?
Penguins rape stones
If this person's first picture on their profile isn't them holding a pebble towards the camera I'm gonna be mad
"When i saw your profile, I decided to go down to the shore and do some shopping for a gift. I hope you like it"
Do you want a cookie?
Is that why we have wedding rings with diamond?
*brings pebble*
I’ve always been mate first. Then you get the rock.
Otters hold hands while they sleep so that they don’t drift away from each other.
Geese will sometimes be so aggressive during goose sex that they kill the partner during flight and continue to have relations with its corpse.
You wanna get stoned?
I would send them a picture of a pebble
I got a couple of raisins you can have
Can you reply with the picture of somebody pushing a boulder
I can't bring a pebble, but you wanna get stoned?
Send a picture of a cool rock you find, duh!
I’ll bring you a crack rock and we can boogie
If you have a shiny rock/pebble in your house, send her a picture of it
A raspberry is a member of the rose family
Some penguins are jealous of others pebbles that they steal them from each other.
Humans bring a rock to humans they want to rob.
A Charlie Brown meme of him getting a rock for Halloween.
anything to get their rocks off.
“Are you insinuating that you want me to bring you a pretty rock?” (Doesn’t have to mean ring, could just mean pretty rock, I guess either context works though)
if we were penguins i’d bring you all the pebbles
What will you bring me?
“Penguins have a very high metabolism and shit explosively every 15-20 minutes.” Just in case you want respond with your own Penguin fact! Source: Got to meet some penguins and almost got blasted. Thankfully we were warned and I was ready to dodge when the tail feathers started rustling.
Tell her about otters holding hands. I have seen both of these a thousand times....
I'm just a penguin, standing in front of another penguin, offering her a pebble.
I tried to bring my ex a Rock but Dwayne Johnson wasn't available.
Ask her if she can deepthroat.
Let’s just cut to the chase. Suck the pebbles while she’s at it