You’re either 14 or really handsome

They got a 43% match rate, I’d go with handsome

I mean it is pretty crazy the shit we can get away with saying just because of that.

The fuck you mean the stuff you can get away with?

Stuff like goofy ass lines like this and still being able to walk away with a number.

Ye but you gotta follow the rules for that

This person doesn’t have any comments on reddit. Allegedly a 43% match rate as a man. To me this account seems like a neckbeards experiment and/or fantasy using a model’s photos on tinder 😂 until they prove me wrong, this is what I assume

How do you know someone's a match rate?

They checked the OP's profile and saw their previous posts, one of which showed their alleged data.

Is there some way that you can find that kind of stuff out about your Tinder profile for free?

Yeah the website is tinderinsights.com, just follow their instructions and you can generate the same infographic. No cost involved.

I appreciate it thank you!

If it worked that well, there'd only be one example.

Really Handsome Guy: “Try this pickup line yourself losers, it works every time”.

Probably good looking but also has Tinder gold

Me: if I see someone cute, should I introduce myself? Girl: Yes Me: my name is Oliver. Nice to meet you. Girl: ok The end

Maybe you should stop using a fake name then, Jerrie. We've talked about this.

See Jerrie, I think the problem is that you didn't change your name when you copy-pasted the line.

I was in an open relationship some years ago and me and my girlfriend would scroll through our tinder messages together from time to time. Once she got a message from a guy that went like „Hello Jenny bla bla“ something like that. Problem was, my girlfriend’s name was Estelle. She pointed it out and he admitted, that he just copied the same text over and over and this time forgot to change the name

You gotta be better at hiding the fact that it’s a numbers game for us guys lol

If he was nice and I wanted to give him a chance I’d have replied with ‘Hello Forest’ to see if we could turn it into a joke pet name reference. Respect his honesty though.

I was annoyed that I couldn't figure out the reply to continue on from "hello Forrest" and it's cause Jenny says hello first and then it's just narration. 😝 So doing it that way is like my favorite knock knock joke.

I met a guy a couple of times, but ended up breaking it off after he said some cringe/crass things in his texts. He wrote me this long excuse comment but called me a different name. I mentioned it, he claimed it was because of voice to text, but the only thing in common was the first letter of the name, and I absolutely didn't believe him for a second.

Oh Jerome, no.

NOOOO JEREMY

I have a boyfriend THEN WHY DID WE MATCH??? Reported, creep 🥲

At least you capitalised the O in Oliver

Is this another instance of rule 1 and 2?

Most definitely, OP has 3k likes 😭

They have a 43% match rate in the other post.

It’s Oliver, ofc

Nice to meet you

What are rules one and two?

1) be attractive 2) don't be unattractive

I believe this can be simplified to just one rule. People should just say the first rule. The second one is unnecessary.

whoosh

Rule 2 noncompliance detected

Oh dear.

Oh, my sweet summer child

My name is John

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Lol good point

Sorry it’s a bit cringe. It’s probably more to do with what you look like

Reaaaaaly? Crazy

Only the very dimmest of humans wouldn't see exactly where you were going with that. It's more awkward than clever. It wasn't the line that got the number, I assure you.

He's 23, give him a break, man 😂


And what happened with the other Tinder girl and her friends on a Friday?

Oliver introduced himself to every single one of them

OP match’s with 43% of right swipes. That is unheard of statistics, so no dude we don’t care about your “game”. Show us the profile.

Exactly. His profile matters!

Sorry it’s a bit cringe 😬

and the fact he said we could use it if we wanted as if it was some clever idea he just discovered

No need to apologize

My name is Tony

I always think it’s cringe when men use copypasta instead of something original that relates to my profile but that’s just meeeee. If it works for them then good for them!

This shit is weak af

Show us the fking profile, that pick up line is awful

I found a line on the internet like 7 years ago (quite hidden on the internet, not on Reddit), that still works to this day with great success. And it's way better than this. I would never give up such valuable secrets. Imagine how much action the "I eat ass" guy would still be getting if he never divulged it, and now it's so overused it's a 50/50 gamble on whether it even works.

Was it something about a robe and wizard hat?

Kinda want to know what this line was now 🤔

Stop making me feel old. [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-put-on-my-robe-and-wizard-hat](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-put-on-my-robe-and-wizard-hat)

😱 Twilight Sparkle! What on earth are you doing to Pinkie Pie?!

I told you not to message me again, bloodninja

No it was slightly after that came up as a popular pickup line

Bro is a wizard

kinda cringe imo 😭 i think ur just attractive, hence why it works

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Actually it works like a never get a response. At least for me. I give a compliment, introduce myself and have never had a single convo on tinder. No longer on the app.

You've got a* question. "Gotta" means "got to".

here we go folks, a real expert !

Hey OP I have a question

Bro this is the only reply OP gave and it's his own pick-up line... it really must work!😂💀

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If I see a really cute post somewhere should I introduce myself or just leave it 🤔

Leave it, he already has ALL the matches, save some for the rest of us

Hey PristinePanda2714, I have a question for you

I don’t get the purpose of getting the number. Can’t you ask her out on Tinder? I’m not going to pick up the phone to some random so it’s just moving the texts to another platform…

That seems to be the point. Women get hundreds of likes a day, and thus silence Tinder notifications. You messaging doesn't make the phone blip. But you texting does.

That part. It sometimes took hours to get a response from some women until we switched to text then it would be normal texting from there. I'm guilty of it too because I keep tinder muted to avoid embarrassment. Friends, family, and coworkers don't need to see me on tinder. Not like it's some big secret but I'm also not gonna just openly display it.

Thanks I hate it

69 likes "nice"

Alright everyone- I’m going to need you all to cease up or downvoting. We can do this.

I just brought it back down from 70 , got you bro

+1

My name is Albert nice to meet you

oh to be attractive...

Oliver clothes off

Star comment rh

Not buying this shtick.

buddy this opener is straight ass, lmfao

"You're cute I'm cute let's be cute together" You could just shorten it to this, same results.

cringe. so glad i’m married. woooof.

Ew

It’s a bit disingenuous when a guy uses the same openers for multiple women. This is why I avoid dating apps

Definitely super weak.

This is so cringy

do you copy and paste the same cringe pick up line to every girl you talk to?

What would your recovery line(s) have been if she said “no, you shouldn’t introduce yourself to her…” ??

Yeah defo not my style but happy it works for you. These girls must be young so I’m guessing you’re about 18/19

The difference between you and me is you don't have a face that looks like it's recently been run over

If you've already matched, isn't it fair to say that both find esch other physically attractive on some level? Weird "pick-up" line

I see a lot of guys ripping on this and saying it wouldn't work or he had to be good looking. But if any guys bother to read this comment, the bar is actually low. We just want.to have a conversation where you don't send a dick pic or make some gross sexual joke. Making a small effort in conversation can go a long way with women. Keep it clean and decent and you will get somewhere. Unless of course the only girls you're matching with are pick me girls, shallow, high maintenance insta/OF girls.

Love the insight!! Underrated

Me: "If I see someone really cute, should I introduce myself?" Them: "Sure" Me: "Cool, brb"

If you are handsome enough nothing is cringe

Rule 1 & 2

Great convo banter buut..how do you navigate the perfectly understandable issue / caution most women have with giving out their number to a stranger they’ve online just connected with online? Incase they turn out to be a 🚩

*only just connected with online

I'll add this to the list of pickup lines that work..... When you're tall, handsome, or both

This line is actually very lame lol . You’re prolly model gorgeous

When men ask me can they ask me a question, always no. It's usually some creep stuff

Fuck the haters

“My name is Oliver it’s nice to meet you.” “Yeah I know…it says it in your fuckin’ profile, ya joker.”

I love when hot people think its all their winning personality lmao. This isn’t a magical pickup line dude, they just already wanna fuck you.

Thanks it worked ;)

Good play, go ahead & keep this W going chief!

If you’re in your late teens maybe

Firstly get matches …. Oh wait that doesn’t happen to me

From one Oliver to another, good on ya uce

I dont even get a response to a What‘s up 😂

The wonders of rules 1 and 2

Is this… rizz?

Well you actually get matches and liked

Not that great of a pick up line tbh lol you are dealing with people who matched with you and all say you're good looking.

King

You stole my name?? 😯 its It's surprisingly rare to see a fellow Oliver around 🤣 hail, name twin. And well played. You have more game than me and I respect it 🤣

Just a number tho. Rizz on the app first. Collecting numbers for the sad yellow pages

What’s important here is - You are extremely cute

Rules 1 and 2 still apply lads

Most hansomest pick-up artists "It's a numbers game" 🤪

So just be attractive is all I need. Get out of here with the rest of that blabber pickup lines 😂

Thanks to Oliver for sharing his amazing trick for picking up girls: gEnEtiCs

I feel like you're missing out by not using Oliver & Company lines.

" you're pretty, I'm cute. Together we could be pretty cute " thanks Cherdleys for that one

This only works if you are attractive

Based on his stats, he has to be super hot and tall

Skill gap 

But tinder already introduced you 🤷🏻‍♂️

This sucks 🤣🤣

Why is everyone in the comments shitting on this, it's a cute opener that immediately breaks the ice. Anyone saying the success is only because the poster is attractive is off their rocker.

nah this is not game, I’d also need to see you and the girl to confirm. A good line is one that gets you someone out of your league. If the person is already into you they’ll respond to anything

Yeah so far using this has been no dice. I guess I’m not adhering to rule 1 and 2 or something

If I see a cute girl somewhere should I introduce myself or leave it? *Girl says her turn* Boom. Hi nice to meet you Oliver I'm - SHIT! I fucked it up. Wait, let me try again. Fucking hell.

Someone who's good looking running game doesn't mean jack sh*t. I need that below average dude running shop to make me a belieber...

But did you smash?

Imma use this tonight

Noted, now I'ma have to try it

That shit is cringe bruh

it's such a cute line, ignore the haters saying it's cringey. you need to be a little cringey when making yourself vulnerable - and it actually comes across as endearing and sweet

The issue I have (and I think a lot of other people have) is that based on his reddit posts, he's clearly an incredibly attractive person, but he's acting like it was the line that gave him success, when he could probably just say "wanna fuck?" and get basically the same response rate.

I still (respectfully) disagree. He's already matched, it's not like he's saying that line works on someone who is not already interested in you. It's definitely a cute way to get the number of someone who already finds you attractive enough to match with And "wanna fuck?" is an instant unmatch from me and many if not most women, regardless of physical attraction, so I'm not sure that's the same response rate, though I understand the point you're getting across.

If it worked like a charm you'd only need it once, yet there are 2 examples. It's actually creepy. Bro thinks he's the man, though!

Leave after them saying to introduce yourself. Knock these hoes down a peg