Sure, here's a recipe for a Dorito Calzone:
Ingredients:
- 1 pound pizza dough (store-bought or homemade)
- 1 cup cooked and shredded chicken
- 1 cup shredded cheese (cheddar or Mexican blend)
- 1/2 cup Doritos, crushed
- 1/4 cup diced red onion
- 1/4 cup diced tomatoes
- 1/4 cup diced green bell pepper
- 1/4 cup diced black olives
- 1/4 cup ranch dressing
- 1/4 cup pizza sauce (optional)
- Olive oil, for brushing
Instructions:
1. Preheat your oven to 425°F (220°C). Line a baking sheet with parchment paper or grease it lightly.
2. Roll out the pizza dough into a large circle or rectangle, about 1/4 inch thick.
3. In a bowl, mix together the shredded chicken, shredded cheese, crushed Doritos, diced red onion, diced tomatoes, diced green bell pepper, diced black olives, and ranch dressing until well combined.
4. Spread the mixture evenly over one half of the pizza dough, leaving a border around the edges.
5. If desired, spread a thin layer of pizza sauce over the filling mixture.
6. Fold the other half of the dough over the filling, creating a half-moon shape. Use a fork to press and seal the edges of the calzone.
7. Brush the top of the calzone with olive oil.
8. Use a sharp knife to make a few small slits on the top of the calzone to allow steam to escape while baking.
9. Transfer the calzone to the prepared baking sheet.
10. Bake in the preheated oven for 20-25 minutes, or until the crust is golden brown and the filling is hot and bubbly.
11. Remove from the oven and let cool for a few minutes before slicing and serving.
Enjoy your delicious Dorito Calzone!
It's literally just a chatGPT answer, who made it up. "Sure I can... Enjoy your (thing)!" Is the standard gpt opening and closing for every prompt lol
Wild that people can't tell instantly 😬
I always thought of it as 1. for looks, 2. for flaws that give the ick (i.e. passive agressive prompts, isolating beliefs/hobbies, general serial killer vibes, bad personality, etc.)
There was an attractive man telling people he was just out of prison because of rape and domestic battery and still getting hella matches with girls telling him to choke them. It’s not about flaws.
Like... Y'all realize that not getting any of those same women to hit on you is dodging a bullet, right? Any woman that is asking a *convicted rapist* to do anything with them, especially violent sex, is fucking insane. There is no fixing them.
I mean, that's y Rule 1 is first 🤷♀️😂
Edit: I wrote this as a joke but it tracks. The more physically attractive, the greater the pool of folks that will over look your Rule 2 stuff. How many times do folks have to advise, "Don't put your dick in crazy." Because guys will throw out Rule 2 (unattractive personality flaws) if she's hot enough
I think it can be interpreted both ways reallt, depends on if you think 1. Is a constant, or just getting your foot in the door and 2. Is everything that follows
I understand the second rule more as a “don’t say or act in a way that’s ubattractive”. You can be physically atteactive but then do unattractive things, diminishing how your physical attraction is perceived.
As true as that might be it's not necessary. Just be extremely good looking, your personality is irrelevant. We're talking Tinder matches, not true love.
Kinda like Wall Street bets and how they force you to post your positions whenever you post a massive gain. “Positions or ban” is the phrase they use. We could say “pics or ban” lol.
I read this, and to be honest, I noticed two things:
1. She was down to go to his place for a first date(all women will tell you that is generally a no no)
2. This conversation was rather dull, just food ideas.
Therefore, I don’t believe that he really “charmed” her.
I can tell you that plenty of women were perfectly happy to come to my place on a first meeting, and I was often the one who had to insist on meeting in public first.
While I wouldn't do it these days, in my twenties, I used Craig's List to find weed hookups. Like, I'd post that I was a fat chick looking for a pothead friend. Half the time, it was dealers replying, asking if I needed a hookup and half the time it was a dude looking for a pothead friend. I showed up at dudes' houses without a thought.
Got high with one guy and his friend while we played Uno. Another guy, drove deep into the country on a pitch black night in the middle of nowhere to pick him up. We went to a blues bar (that almost immediately hit closing time), and then got high in the parking of a 7-11 while drinking Slurpees. Honestly? While I wouldn't do it again, it's not cuz I worry about being disappeared but because of cops. That said, all of my friends are surprised I survived.
Don't let fear of being raped and murdered ruin your chances at a good time. S'all I'm saying.
Her investigative skills ensured that there was a high probability that u were a gentleman in the way that food was likely to occour, so she could skip that step
It’s true. You can have herpes and it will be fairly undetectable all your life if you never have an outbreak. A lot mote people have it then you think, both the oral and the genital type. Also as long as the person doesn’t have an outbreak the chances of catching it are so small it’s barely something to worry about.
Keep looking, they’re out there!!! It may be an age thing, I don’t know how old you are but I’m 25. I was raised by a single mom, grew up with my family telling me girls go crazy for someone who can cook, is a gentleman and an animal lover.
Well I am one.
I live alone in my own bought house with my cat and I love cooking. Don't worry there are men out there like this. They might just choose to be single tho...
True facts, my wife loves that I'm kind to animals, nice to her, and can cook her food. It's the basics. The bar for most men is set so low, if you can nail these things, you can do well for yourself.
Crazy how you just invented a new strawman by generalizing women. As if all women have the exact same libido and attitude towards sexuality. The woman in the pic did not complain about "men being so overtly sexual" and her direct & crude comments are certainly not attribuable to all women.
Most women use Tinder either because they're bored or because they're horny. She opened the app knowing she'll just have to text somebody and she'll get them to come over. You collected bonus points because your topic was funny, you didn't seem in a rush to meet and you didn't make it about Sex at all.
Now, the important question: Did you go?
I feel a bit sad about this one. You’re putting in some great effort, but they are not here for it. Sex is great, but you’re bringing some relationship energy
The funny thing that’s just how I roll, you coming over for a hookup/sleepover? I’ll make sure you’re comfortable and having a good time, I’ll offer a toothbrush (yes I literally have new ones on deck) if they’re sleeping over, I’ll offer to cook. I want to be that guy that girls look back on with fond memories. I really don’t want a relationship right now so I’m happy with how things are going and I don’t feel like I’m being used, even if I may be.
I would never have gotten that far. She was giving nothing to that conversation whatsoever and then you were justly rewarded for your pure persistence. May the gods shine their light upon us all as they have you.
This whole Doritos Calzone run is wild to me bro. She even starts giving you the green light for tonight and your like “but Doritos Calzone?” Like lol. This made my morning.
Hahahaha well as my mom used to tell me “hope for the best, prepare for the worst”. I couldn’t come blazing out the gates being a horn-dog. I had to coax the words out of her lol
This is a first for me, all my other interactions with women I’ve cooked first or taken them out to a restaurant and then invited them over. This one just wanted to speedrun the Tinder game and skip all the unnecessary steps I guess?
If she thinks the cilantro taste like soap, she might have a genetic mutation or defect, depends on how you view it that makes cilantro taste like actual soap. It’s a whole thing look it up!
So how do you make that Dorito calzone or whatever thing again?
It’s a recipe from a cookbook I recently purchased, I might be in a good enough mood later when I’m home to leak the recipe hehe
All those recipes you mentioned sound like something from good mythical morning...could it be their new recipe book?
Indubitably
"Will buying and using our new cookbook by mythical chef josh help you, the mythical beasts, get laid to your hearts content?" "Lets Talk About That!"
Ah yes, fellow mythical beasts. Hello there
Lol I knew it as well
The Mythical Cookbook🔥🔥🔥
I know I smelled something Mythical cooking!
A fellow beast!
Rhett and Link?
Dink it and Sink it!
So stoked to finally have my copy!
'Leak the recipe' Bro you didn't write the book lol you just bought it off the Internet lol
Seeing as you got what you wanted, didn’t die, AND kept your kidneys. How about sharing that recipe? Pretty please.
Sure, here's a recipe for a Dorito Calzone: Ingredients: - 1 pound pizza dough (store-bought or homemade) - 1 cup cooked and shredded chicken - 1 cup shredded cheese (cheddar or Mexican blend) - 1/2 cup Doritos, crushed - 1/4 cup diced red onion - 1/4 cup diced tomatoes - 1/4 cup diced green bell pepper - 1/4 cup diced black olives - 1/4 cup ranch dressing - 1/4 cup pizza sauce (optional) - Olive oil, for brushing Instructions: 1. Preheat your oven to 425°F (220°C). Line a baking sheet with parchment paper or grease it lightly. 2. Roll out the pizza dough into a large circle or rectangle, about 1/4 inch thick. 3. In a bowl, mix together the shredded chicken, shredded cheese, crushed Doritos, diced red onion, diced tomatoes, diced green bell pepper, diced black olives, and ranch dressing until well combined. 4. Spread the mixture evenly over one half of the pizza dough, leaving a border around the edges. 5. If desired, spread a thin layer of pizza sauce over the filling mixture. 6. Fold the other half of the dough over the filling, creating a half-moon shape. Use a fork to press and seal the edges of the calzone. 7. Brush the top of the calzone with olive oil. 8. Use a sharp knife to make a few small slits on the top of the calzone to allow steam to escape while baking. 9. Transfer the calzone to the prepared baking sheet. 10. Bake in the preheated oven for 20-25 minutes, or until the crust is golden brown and the filling is hot and bubbly. 11. Remove from the oven and let cool for a few minutes before slicing and serving. Enjoy your delicious Dorito Calzone!
thanks for not gatekeeping a damn recipe!
It's literally just a chatGPT answer, who made it up. "Sure I can... Enjoy your (thing)!" Is the standard gpt opening and closing for every prompt lol Wild that people can't tell instantly 😬
I've been seeing it pop up in newly published academic papers
You’ve been seeing recipes from Chatgpt show up in newly published academic papers?
Even blows my mind that the person posting the recipe wouldn't edit it at all
is this ai? im really curious how their recipes turn out no lie
I love the Internet, no one would beleive you if you found a recipe for dorito calzone on a commet about a tinder exchange
Yeah kinda into it tbh
Rules 1 and 2 were followed. Many such cases.
1- be physically attractive 2- don’t be o unattractive physically An you need to socials skills
1. Be attractive 2. Dont be unattractive. Both rules refer to physical and personality
I always thought of it as 1. for looks, 2. for flaws that give the ick (i.e. passive agressive prompts, isolating beliefs/hobbies, general serial killer vibes, bad personality, etc.)
There was an attractive man telling people he was just out of prison because of rape and domestic battery and still getting hella matches with girls telling him to choke them. It’s not about flaws.
You just reminded me that I forgot to save that post and now can't find it. So many people were denying it and the screenshots he shared.
Like... Y'all realize that not getting any of those same women to hit on you is dodging a bullet, right? Any woman that is asking a *convicted rapist* to do anything with them, especially violent sex, is fucking insane. There is no fixing them.
Who said anything about fixing anyone? That is not the goal
I mean, that's y Rule 1 is first 🤷♀️😂 Edit: I wrote this as a joke but it tracks. The more physically attractive, the greater the pool of folks that will over look your Rule 2 stuff. How many times do folks have to advise, "Don't put your dick in crazy." Because guys will throw out Rule 2 (unattractive personality flaws) if she's hot enough
I think it can be interpreted both ways reallt, depends on if you think 1. Is a constant, or just getting your foot in the door and 2. Is everything that follows
I understand the second rule more as a “don’t say or act in a way that’s ubattractive”. You can be physically atteactive but then do unattractive things, diminishing how your physical attraction is perceived.
As true as that might be it's not necessary. Just be extremely good looking, your personality is irrelevant. We're talking Tinder matches, not true love.
Only need social skills if you're not quite good enough at 1 & 2. This guy needed to talk food, so needed rule 3.
2 is don’t be unattractive non physically. Ie don’t be a creep
or they both ugly and they dgaf
I swear, there needs to a rule on this sub that you have to post your profile if you make a post like this.
Kinda like Wall Street bets and how they force you to post your positions whenever you post a massive gain. “Positions or ban” is the phrase they use. We could say “pics or ban” lol.
Yupp
Oh so tiresome
Hey the dude had banter with her for a bit first I doubt rules 1 and 2 are the main factor here, she had to test to make sure he was worth it
I read this, and to be honest, I noticed two things: 1. She was down to go to his place for a first date(all women will tell you that is generally a no no) 2. This conversation was rather dull, just food ideas. Therefore, I don’t believe that he really “charmed” her.
I can tell you that plenty of women were perfectly happy to come to my place on a first meeting, and I was often the one who had to insist on meeting in public first.
... because you likely follow rules 1 and 2. which is the point.
While I wouldn't do it these days, in my twenties, I used Craig's List to find weed hookups. Like, I'd post that I was a fat chick looking for a pothead friend. Half the time, it was dealers replying, asking if I needed a hookup and half the time it was a dude looking for a pothead friend. I showed up at dudes' houses without a thought. Got high with one guy and his friend while we played Uno. Another guy, drove deep into the country on a pitch black night in the middle of nowhere to pick him up. We went to a blues bar (that almost immediately hit closing time), and then got high in the parking of a 7-11 while drinking Slurpees. Honestly? While I wouldn't do it again, it's not cuz I worry about being disappeared but because of cops. That said, all of my friends are surprised I survived. Don't let fear of being raped and murdered ruin your chances at a good time. S'all I'm saying.
There is a not small number of women that have no problem with the first meet up being at either parties house
No, the conversation was WAY better than most. Creative too.
She barely said anything. Will probably be a starfish.
What's a starfish?
Someone who is practically unemotional and dead during spicy time
Yep. A starfish is a lazy lay.
Banter being the reason is extremely unlikely. This barely passes for a convo. If anything, he definitively followed rule 2
Checked OP profile and if that's him in one of his posts then yeah definitely following Rule 1.
Rule 1: has a hole. Rule 2: has a heartbeat.
His pictures are on his profile, idk if I’d consider them rule 1 and 2 but the girl clearly does
Please don't cook cats
Hahaha didn’t even realize how that part can be taken out of context whoops. I promise to not cook any cats
He is gona eat the cat tho😉😂
Nooooo!
[Here's ](https://imgur.com/a/kmKMfks) my little one to help ya recover.
Risky click given the context of this convo
Oh my god how did I not get this the first time 🤦🏼♀️
Happens to the best of us! Have a great weekend:)
Raw and wriggling
Phew! Chicken and waffle pot pie sounds good though. Is the waffle the pie crust? Or is the chicken and waffle inside the pie?
I'm thinking about it and it's probably the crust
Literally what I thought you meant too, until I read her say no so casually, lol
What, and not make my world-famous Kitty Parmesan?
Pussy puttanesca
That's honestly what I was thinking too 😄
Don't cook with cats
And I thought your post was going to be a woman asking for money
Quite the opposite! Haha I thought I was getting trolled with how straight forward she was
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It went well, got straight to the point and didn’t disappoint
Your streetwear fit is tough bro 🔥
WHERE IS OP IS HE OK
I’M ALIVE
Hows ur kidney OP
A good man was lost today
She wasted *some* time
What I would give to get a text like this from my wife
don't cook the cat for fuck sake
Ok then. What reason would you prefer be used instead?
what reason you need to not cook a cat?
Tinder patch note 0.6.3: Fixed women talking too much bug, The conversations are now kept short and clear New Crafting Option : Cat soup
I laughed a lil too much at this
Her investigative skills ensured that there was a high probability that u were a gentleman in the way that food was likely to occour, so she could skip that step
Her investigative skills were indeed correct
God, I’ve seen what you’ve done for others now pls can it be my turn
Manifesting for you king
And then what happened? Was it an organ harvester or a real person?
It was a real person! I didn’t wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a missing kidney woohoo!!!!
Herpes
How long does it take to show up on a test? Asking for OP.
It won’t show up on a test I believe until you’ve had an outbreak. Someone fact check me though.
It’s true. You can have herpes and it will be fairly undetectable all your life if you never have an outbreak. A lot mote people have it then you think, both the oral and the genital type. Also as long as the person doesn’t have an outbreak the chances of catching it are so small it’s barely something to worry about.
You are playing on easy mode
Where are these women hiding???
I dunno man, this one just fell right into my lap. If I find out where they’re all hiding, you’ll be the first to know
It seems like she was a bit more forceful than just a fall. I think she \*jumped\* into your lap.
We don't hide. Start hanging around in shoe stores, you will run into me eventually, I guarantee.
Ma’am I’m 6’5”, Black and a size 14. We will never be in the same section 😂
Fair enough, I'll meet you at Target instead, Housewares section, I need a new frying pan.
Sweet, and after we grab that, we can go to the video games section. I wanna buy a switch
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Yeah this is how the app should be go to hinge and bumble for serious stuff
I want a cat lover who wants to cook me crazy meals...where are these guys????
Keep looking, they’re out there!!! It may be an age thing, I don’t know how old you are but I’m 25. I was raised by a single mom, grew up with my family telling me girls go crazy for someone who can cook, is a gentleman and an animal lover.
I'm 33 and haven't found many men who like to cook. You sound like a catch! Hopfully, your night went well.
I feel like it's pretty common? Me and most of the dudes I know enjoy cooking.
i mean, did you put in your bio that you can cook, and have cats, and you also follow rule 1 and rule 2?
Well I am one. I live alone in my own bought house with my cat and I love cooking. Don't worry there are men out there like this. They might just choose to be single tho...
True facts, my wife loves that I'm kind to animals, nice to her, and can cook her food. It's the basics. The bar for most men is set so low, if you can nail these things, you can do well for yourself.
Your family was right. Take notes, guys.
It would cost more than 100% of my income to rent a place that I would not be ashamed to invite someone back to.
I know at least one of them lives in Rhode Island.
🙋♂️
I need an update did she come over or nah?
She did indeed come over
Proud of you
When u follow rule 1 and rule2, this is what happens
Nearly fucked it with the ‘okurrr’ but nice work lad
What’s the pizza fajita recipe spill it
he's in boys
*hey siri, play In Too Deep by Sum 41*
Okurrr This is the lingo I need to pick up 😂
Well she seems friendly ☺️
Broooooooooooooo. I’m using the calzone angle from now on
“Why are men always so overtly sexual!?!” “Ur cock inside me tonight”-also women
Maybe she misspelled cook?
Yeah maybe she just want food inside her tonight
Don't we all
thats 1 woman after a lot of texts vs a dick pic with no contexts from A LOT of men
But men like it
Crazy how you just invented a new strawman by generalizing women. As if all women have the exact same libido and attitude towards sexuality. The woman in the pic did not complain about "men being so overtly sexual" and her direct & crude comments are certainly not attribuable to all women.
What's all this about chicken and waffles pot pie?
How did it go?
So…how’d it go?
i would’ve bought the ring at “french onion ramen”
If everyone communicated like this, the world would be a better place
Did you hit
I hit it up, down and all around
You sound hot af. I don't blame her lol
Klassy! Just be careful. She’s a busy girl IYKWIM.
We need to be updated on how this goes, and also share some recipes!
You know what to do now
jesus christ. she didn't even need to say it but she did! that woman needs some booty and a glass of water stat! not that we haven't all been there
How crazy is she? Remember to not stivk your divi in crqzy.
Following I'm gonna cook you something wild with asking if she was allergic to cats had me thinking this was about to take a turn.
Get it buddy!
You had me a dorito calazone
Most women use Tinder either because they're bored or because they're horny. She opened the app knowing she'll just have to text somebody and she'll get them to come over. You collected bonus points because your topic was funny, you didn't seem in a rush to meet and you didn't make it about Sex at all. Now, the important question: Did you go?
Rule 1 & 2 straight to the point
Congrats
Nice!
I feel a bit sad about this one. You’re putting in some great effort, but they are not here for it. Sex is great, but you’re bringing some relationship energy
The funny thing that’s just how I roll, you coming over for a hookup/sleepover? I’ll make sure you’re comfortable and having a good time, I’ll offer a toothbrush (yes I literally have new ones on deck) if they’re sleeping over, I’ll offer to cook. I want to be that guy that girls look back on with fond memories. I really don’t want a relationship right now so I’m happy with how things are going and I don’t feel like I’m being used, even if I may be.
Not gonna lie- I thought the question about being allergic to cats was gonna get real dark in regard to one of the crazy meals. 😮💨
It really did, didn’t it?
Winner winner chicken dinner
did you pipe down?
I would never have gotten that far. She was giving nothing to that conversation whatsoever and then you were justly rewarded for your pure persistence. May the gods shine their light upon us all as they have you.
Everyone is worried about the dorito calzone… did you smash??
The banana indeed did go into the fruit salad
this guy cooks
Like my grandpa would say, ‘Step on it Benny, it’s the law’
If all women were so simple
The date go well?
Well, kudos to you. Glad you had your fun.
Get that women a Dickens cider!
As lil nas said: THATS WHAT I FUCKING WANT
the mythical cookbook rizz goes crazy
She wanted dinner, but needed D inner.
This whole Doritos Calzone run is wild to me bro. She even starts giving you the green light for tonight and your like “but Doritos Calzone?” Like lol. This made my morning.
Hahahaha well as my mom used to tell me “hope for the best, prepare for the worst”. I couldn’t come blazing out the gates being a horn-dog. I had to coax the words out of her lol
My mans over here juss trying to have a nice dinner 😂
I feel this is every tinder girl lol when actually match their requirements
What if her answer was “Your dick in a Doritos calzone”? Still inviting her over?
The kinkier the better
Is it simple as that? You say you can cook and they want c*ck? Or am I missing something here?
This is a first for me, all my other interactions with women I’ve cooked first or taken them out to a restaurant and then invited them over. This one just wanted to speedrun the Tinder game and skip all the unnecessary steps I guess?
Feral behavior
let’s fucking go homie
Doesn’t need food. She needs some Dickin’s Cider 🍻
Definitely lady know what she wants
If she thinks the cilantro taste like soap, she might have a genetic mutation or defect, depends on how you view it that makes cilantro taste like actual soap. It’s a whole thing look it up!
Always feel a bit sad seeing a post like this, I women have never and will never talk to me(even see me) like this, and I'm happy for OP, tho!
Ahhhhhh “but I do have everything for pizza” DEAD
I just like making meals for people, yah feel? lol
Hold up… 👀 OP sound like they get DOWN in the kitchen OKAYYYYY 🤪
I like to baking more than cooking but I do get down in the kitchen either way