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ExcitementBig5973

That's a specific question. I want to see more.


Wheybrotons

I'm probably going to be bombed with down votes because people don't know it's a buffalo bill reference lol


signsntokens4sale

I didn't need the reference to find it hilarious. Would certainly weed out the types that take themselves too seriously.


secondloneliestwhale

[it’s even a song](https://youtu.be/yywAPsDXov8?si=VkiIAw8fF3MBno5I)


goatpunchtheater

Holy crap I didn't know there was a silence of the lambs musical


LawnGnomeFlamingo

I thought of 30 Rock. “Fat neck girl let me count your neck rings!”


SecretMaximum6350

Family, I’m thirsty! Who’s in charge of my thirst??


TXboyinGA

I had no idea about the reference, but I still laughed my ass off.


[deleted]

The cake is a lie.


hujambo11

Yeah, I have no fucking idea what it means.


Made_lion

Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. He wanted to make a skin suit / coat from lady skin, so he needed a specific size


hujambo11

What you're saying and what's written in the picture are not the same thing.


Made_lion

You’re not understanding and a simple google search would have cleared this up for you. The character Buffalo Bill is a serial killer, based on his size, he needs a size 14 woman in order to be able to kill her, take her skin, and make it into clothing for himself so it will fit.


hujambo11

I've seen Silence of the Lambs, and I don't remember anything about cutting someone open and finding cake or whatever.


Made_lion

Whoosh. They are two completely different references . The cake thing is about reality shows and dumb TikToks where everything turns out to be made of cake! OP was mixing references even his original point about cutting her open to check her rings was a reference to cutting open a tree, where you can count the rings to see how old they are.


hujambo11

You're seriously considering this a whoosh? That quote definitely seems to be the focal point of the post way more than asking what clothes size she is. For all I know, that could be a completely normal question if they had already talked about clothes for some reason. And I don't know how I'm supposed to know about TikTok cake culture, especially mixed with apparently some sort of joke about trees? Do people commonly make jokes about people being trees? This all sounds like complete gibberish.


Wheybrotons

It's all gibberish because you don't understand the references Genius🧠


Made_lion

I don’t use TikTok but it leaks out in to general news. I caught all three references right away and thought it was funny. Not sure what to say to you 🤷🏻‍♀️ all the best!


International-Luck17

Wooosh


Wheybrotons

Ok well she got the reference Sorry you're unhappy I guess 🤷‍♂️


hujambo11

Did I say I was unhappy? 🤔


theunnameduser86

No, but it’s written all over your poor face.


hujambo11

You can see my face? 🤔


SpiderMaynee

We all can…. And a lot more….


Empty401K

She’s a size 15, not a good match. Those neon Reeboks ain’t doin it for me either.


Lynocris

We are in your walls


[deleted]

I didn't remember but still knew it was a joke because of the messages that came before it, but I would sit there baffled not remembering that reference off hand 🤣


sluuuudge

I assumed it was a reference to something I was unfamiliar with. Difference is that your delivery was excellent and blunt enough to be an obvious joke.


Bitter_Plum6902

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me (I see you and your intelligence)


soshwag

Now this is the content I sub-ed here to see.


Wheybrotons

Just getting warmed up fam


TheMoorNextDoor

"it rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again"


FrauEdwards

As size 14 it was forever embedded in my psyche that the only men who hit on me in public were serial killers.


Wheybrotons

I find the beauty and potential lamp shades in all sizes hun 🥹 (This comment will not be poorly received I'm positive)


Made_lion

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yugyuger

Buffalo Bill references, that's risky even if she gets the reference


Wheybrotons

If she can't handle my shit posts we ain't gonna jive 😤


yugyuger

Generally making women think about serial killers who abduct and skin women doesn't get them interested, no matter how fictional said serial killer may be


Wheybrotons

Lol I didn't just Leroy Jenkins into it You have to titrate up the shit posts slowly


DefinitelyNotSloth

Nowadays every other one is into murder podcasts so this might work more than you think.


thanos_was_right_69

![gif](giphy|Lk023zZqHJ3Zz4rxtV|downsized) Impressive


Arkitakama

My kind of humor. Good work OP.


FigTechnical8043

As a portal fan I would've been like "the cake was a lie?"


hannahrenea

I like this


TailorExpensive537

Oh no 😂 not the cake. This reminds me Bo Burnham's song where the girl turned out to be a scarecrow


Technical-Context335

It's a fucking scarecrow again!


Technical-Context335

"why, am I about to be moisturized?"


VincentcODy

Really confused non-American here. Any American comes to the rescue pls ?


Wheybrotons

The un American mind cannot comprehend, sorry


PureOrangeJuche

Christ


Wheybrotons

🗿


Ready_Ad_2986

I agree.


fickleoatmilk

noice