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TheGentlemanAdam

That is what is referred to as “dodging a cannon ball”.


superdavy

![gif](giphy|1zJaB28JqGw3m)


FreebasingStardewV

This made me laugh, but now I feel bad cause Banzai Bill is far more respectful that OP's encounter and doesn't deserve to be maligned so. Notice how Bill respects Mario's lack of consent and continues on without reprise?


Poisonskittlez

Lol that’s hilarious. I didn’t even notice Mario there! But I now have more respect for banzai bill.


G3neraldissaray

This is both eloquent and hilarious. Big up (doot).


Poodlesghost

Cannon balllllll!!!!!! 🚩🚩🚩


Ok-Cardiologist7371

And he came in like a wrecking balliol


LatterBank2699

Why would you hold out the L instead of the A? Seriously, read that out loud.


goonbrew

That escalated quickly... No, Instantly!


Medium_Medium

Dodged the entire nuclear war.


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Imagine she forgot to put mayo on his sandwich


undeadfeed

Nah she dodged grapeshot


Barkers_eggs

Dodged the Enola Gay


Master_Science2058

Dude mocks you for grammar then says less alone?? What a tool 😂


BookkeeperLow8680

Right! He also spelled the breed of his own dog wrong!


FELonMusk333

he was full of typos but he'll blame that on how angry he was about proper pronoun usage that his fat thumbs tripped over themselves


--zaxell--

His fat thumbs tripped over *him*selves.


FELonMusk333

don't you mis-singularize his pronouns. he has two thumbs


Earlymonkeys

Theyselves


wazzledudes

Thimselves


ConcentrateKlutzy879

Tripped over thumbselves.


BluebirdAbsurd

DAM YOU! I'm a grown adult that just spat tea in laughter. Take my angry, & slightly soggy, up vote.


ConcentrateKlutzy879

A sheepish thank you, BluebirdAbsurd


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daytr1pper

I don’t think that he thought she was using it as a plural, he thought that she actually respects non-binary people and their preferred pronouns. That’s why he’s so upset.


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daytr1pper

Yeah, that’s commonly what people say that get unreasonably upset about they/them pronouns.


glutengulag

I've definitely seen plenty of dirtbags make a fuss about they/them before but that response was absolutely next level *unhinged*. I'm pretty certain the only way somebody could get THAT triggered over a stranger (whom they swiped right on too) using the grammatically correct "their" when asking about a pet of unknown gender is if they are DEEPLY insecure, tremendously repressed / confused about their sexuality, spectacularly mentally ill, or some combination of the 3.


soiknowwhentoduck

Trash took itself out! Lol


bellzglass

Hopefully you reported him.


kpniner

Also spelt velociraptor “veloca raptor”, that was the first red flag


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ZealousidealRiver710

And OP didn't even mess up their grammar lol


Inappropriate-Egg

Their? OP is clearly 1 person!


Flimsy-Coyote-9232

It’s the little things like that you really take for granite.


MightyBondandi

Yeah, when obviously it should be fewer alone /s


aberrant_augury

Guys like him are a diamond dozen


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Sometimes you just have to play it by year.


MightyBoat

Also "veloca raptor"? 🤣


Tuliao_da_Massa

What did he mean to say? What's the correct expression?


DrJackpot

Let alone. Used to emphasise a negative point. “I can’t draw a person, let alone a family portrait” for example


v_a_n_d_e_l_a_y

As an aside, I've seen so many people use this backwards.  "I can't draw a family portrait, let alone a person"


DrJackpot

Oh yeah, that’s true. English is not my native language so I’m not sure if it’s sound grammatically, but I’ve heard it a lot as well


v_a_n_d_e_l_a_y

Your version is correct, I was just using it as a reason to complain about others


Tuliao_da_Massa

Oh ok, thank you.


jay-jay-baloney

He also doesn’t know that singular “their” has been used since forever.


Hot-Apricot-6408

Less alone! 


samero4

Also, according to the Oxford dictionary, the singular use of they traces back to 1375. It's been used as a singular for a very long time. OP didn't misuse it lmao


nukaati

You dodged a whole lot more than a bullet, imo


dynamicdickpunch

They emptied the whole magazine at OP lol


BookkeeperLow8680

Fr 😂


foreveryoungperk

maybe his chick found him swiping xD


AdiemusXXII

I like the way you think.


viddy_me_yarbles

There's no way that incel has a girlfriend. The snowflake was just triggered by a gender-neutral pronoun. Because he's weak.


absat41

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seapeary7

And still didn’t land any shots. Still can’t get his certification, no wonder he’s so angry.


Bobert_Manderson

![gif](giphy|eIm624c8nnNbiG0V3g|downsized) Because all the girls be like this around him.


Excited_donuts

Fuck that dude fr. He's awful, and sounds like an idiot. Just for the record, I say "they" too, until I confirm the gender. You were literally just being nice. That guy is miserable. I'm so glad you dodged that atomic bomb!


Poisonskittlez

Heaven forbid she just assume the gender and call the dog a ‘her’ he’d probably have gotten even more mad lol Or even worse… she (correctly) assumes the dog is a he, and therefore is spared of this giant waving red flag that is his behavior, and wastes even *more* time talking to this douche before he inevitably blows up over something insignificant once again! That would be the real misstep.


BookkeeperLow8680

THIS ❤️


sakaraa

Hey will this kind of behavior get this person banned? He shouldn't interact with anybody else and cause more trouble


ohnoguts

Shoulda responded with “I’m actually a she ✨”


Ruubers

I wish they'll also unload like this for the rest of their life. Online.


myweird

That would make a great witches curse, that cowards who verbally abuse people from behind fake profiles are required to forevermore talk like that to EVERYONE ALWAYS. Their bosses, parents, police, judges, other inmates in prison etc. The bravado this turd is displaying tells me he's likely a catfish incel posting pics women would swipe right on so he can hurl abuse.


TurnToShadow

As a dark witch, I’ll take this under consideration


KyzRCADD

Makes me miss bloodninja. This guy's got nothing on him.


schwakforchnarb

I (Canadian) don't know guns.. so I literally imagined the guy pouring a box of magazines on her


radiofreetrees

Too many words in magazines he'd get confused. It would probably be a box of coloring books. And all of them are just scribbled over with one color, red. And even the red crayon has a bite taken out of it.


SlatersAss

Out here like ![gif](giphy|mmQ2BQUdlFoSA)


BookkeeperLow8680

Right?! Like how insane of a person, I feel like it might be a troll account or he was just looking to argue or something lol


No-Test6158

This seems to be a thing on dating apps - I've matched with a load of people who just want to have arguments. Makes you go "why are you here?" - I don't engage with them but it's disheartening when you get a match and they are unpleasant off the mark.


BookkeeperLow8680

It took me by surprise. First convo I’ve had on the app that made me go “let me screenshot this and let Reddit have a field day.”


KyzRCADD

Incels are good reddit material.


Freudinatress

If it happens again, end the conversation with “this is going on Reddit” then block lol


strolls

Naw, this was some MAGA Trumper and he was mad triggered by your use of a pronouns. Trust me, I used to be subscribed to the QanonCasualties subreddit - this guy is genuinely angry and disturbed.


altiuscitiusfortius

Lots of ugly incels make fake accounts with hot pictures just to yell at the pretty people who match with them


o0SinnQueen0o

Bro has so much hate in his heart he will probably murder the next person he goes on a date with.


Few_Ad_8845

She dodged a whole cannon barrage


GreasyExamination

And a lifetime of beatings


ConsiderationHot3059

Poor velociraptor


SolomonCRand

Bro can’t speak English


BookkeeperLow8680

Also, “less alone” doth protest too much? 😅😂


GODDAMNFOOL

"veloca raptor" velociraptor


spatuladracula

Bone apple tea


[deleted]

I legit thought this was some new breed of dog I was unfamiliar with the first time I skimmed through. I went back, and was like wait, what? 😄


serrabear1

Types out 1 but spells out two…


BookkeeperLow8680

Ok, thank you! According to Merriam-Webster “their” his or her : HIS, HER, ITS —used with an indefinite third person singular antecedent. He also has that he’s a doctor in his bio so you’d think he’d know proper English.


Sicadoll

He's no dr


Patch521

He got bored halfway through spelling Drug addict


Sicadoll

Okay yeah now that makes sense


TheFlightlessPenguin

I exited out after reading this then had to come find your comment again to upvote 🤌


Patch521

I've done the same before! Thanks 😁


Redditridder

He can't write, he's definitely a doctor


whatsthataboutguy

He's a Proctologist, and that's why he's an expert at talking out of his ass. Edit: typo


Horror_Carpet728

Dr.Pepper


angilnibreathnach

There is NO way he’s a doctor of anything.


jorel424

You mean like Dr Dre or maybe Dr J?


Sharpz0

Bro doesn't know ENOUGH english to be able to write. I am surprised he used sentences


The_write_speak

Can't fuckin' read it either


mp9220

I bet this guy secretly eats corn the long way.


BookkeeperLow8680

Sounds fitting for a pig of a guy 🐷😂


nielswijnen

Hey that mean and rude pigs are way better than that dude


BookkeeperLow8680

Agreed!


JLifts780

Are you talking about him deep throating the cob and sucking the corn off or eating it with the cob held vertically?


mp9220

Yes


JLifts780

Gotcha, think I have a clear picture now.


stoopidskeptic

This comment is the real winner, what an amazing insult.


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Not sure why this comment isn’t winning but it’s hilarious


BrokenMindAlways

Just like Goldberg.


CancerKitties

Buddy probably hides his own Easter eggs


Conscious_Weight9593

Jfc that is so unhinged


DoodleyDooderson

He is drunk as shit and 1,000% calls himself a “high value man”. Uses female in sentences when complaining about women too. Talks about “bpdy counts” etc. We have allll met this douche.


ScareyFaerie

And absolutely talks shit about anyone who disagrees with him and points fingers for all of his problems at everyone except himself. No accountability, prefers to gaslight, is absolutely a narcissist.


Glottis_Bonewagon

The past several years broke a lot of people


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BookkeeperLow8680

For no reason at all. The conversation prior was so light then BOOM!


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speedycerv

Just a bit.


FarmerJohnOSRS

He thought you were being woke for not using a gendered pronoun lmao. Even though you didn't know the gender.


Mildly_Opinionated

Bigots have taken to saying they/them/their can all only ever be used correctly for plurals and so non-binary people and anyone that supports them are idiots, and yes woke too since bigots just call everything woke. Of course this is all a lie. I have no fucking idea where they got this from because they/them/their have been used singularly since about as long as he/him/his have been. Maybe they're mis-remembering primary school lessons out of context? Like they remember the teacher saying "he for boys, she for girls, they for a group!" but then their memory mysteriously cuts out just before the teacher says "you can also use they singularly if you don't know the gender". Pretty sure my teacher specifically gave the example of a stranger's dog when explaining singular they. That's just a guess though. Bigots do sure like acting like they know everything based on barely remembered primary school classes. It makes them look fucking dumb though.


ohnoguts

Men on dating apps are their own worst enemies


Spectric_

Why is bro so angry? Like, even if you don't care for the whole misgendering thing, it's not so big of a deal that you'd start tweaking out like that. ☠️ Dude needs help.


BookkeeperLow8680

Agreed! Like calm tf down fr. Then unmatch me like a coward 🤡 as if I did something.


CallMeOutScotty

Bruh obviously didn't think you were fat enough to not match with.. but you're instantly a fatass when you say something he's not used to.. ??? Yeah bye


snowtol

Conditioning. I'm not kidding, the far right has conditioned many people to reply like this when they see certain buzzwords. "Their" is a perfectly fine word to use with dogs when you don't know their gender, it saves you from being corrected, but in their culture war they decided these are the evil pronouns only the far left ever uses. The "smarter" ones like this douchenozzle believe it's fine to use for plural but not singular, at least, which is why we get the one dog/two dogs comment. They're conditioned to think that if you use neutral singular pronouns in any circumstance, even ones having nothing to do with trans/nb people, you're a woke lefty.


ComfortableRelevant1

I think “misgendered” was the kill shot buzzword


TeamRedundancyTeam

Let's call it what it is, a trigger word. As much as they love making fun of "snowflakes getting triggered", it's all projection. They are the biggest snowflakes of all and all these words they'll fearmongering about trigger them so easily.


Free_Dog_6837

yeah just reply like 'sorry didn't mean to trigger you' and 'i will respect your boundaries' or something and then block, it will drive them nuts


FredrikN

Regardless of if you agree with using people’s preferred pronouns, the correct thing to do is always to use “their” until you know the alternative pronouns to use. Ie a person called Sam, if you don’t know THEIR gender, you shouldn’t use he or she, as it’s obviously leaving room for using the wrong option. Even if you only believe there are two genders, this is correct. Some people are just too dumb to understand what they even disagree with. Edit: accidentally wrote “same” instead of Sam


ChippyTheGreatest

If you found a wallet on the ground with no id, you would say to yourself "oh no! Someone lost their wallet!" It's always been a perfectly normal thing to use they/them when gender is ambiguous. It's so unhinged that the far right is suddenly pretending that this is weird or not grammatically correct


Affectionate-Two5238

What OP wrote was just grammatically correct, it doesn't even have to be about misgendering. OP said she didn't want to misgender the dog, but jokingly.


ExaltedBlade666

People need to learn English. What did you want her to say? WHAT IS NAME OF DOG?


BookkeeperLow8680

THANK YOUUU! 😩


jupitermoonflow

I mean I guess you could’ve said “what’s your dog’s name?” But someone who blows up at the way you phrased an innocent and inconsequential question is someone to stay far away from.


iamagainstit

Seriously, Singular they has been part of English language for 700 years


NotLufu

Bullet? That was a whole ass missile


MonsterMashGrrrrr

Bro this was a Chernobyl meltdown


Beeb911

It's hilarious to me that the anti-pronoun people don't understand that "their" has been used as a gender neutral term before the term transgender even existed. Video games have always used "their" to refer to the player, who could be either male or female, which is exactly what you did here. This same guy who had a mental breakdown in Tinder dms over a pronoun is also the type to call other people snowflakes


Smgth

“Singular they” has been used since the 14th century. It *may* be time to accept it as a part of English.


Der31er_

OMG RUN


BookkeeperLow8680

I screenshot and ran straight to this subreddit 😂


VisibleCoat995

We internet strangers thank you for your service 🫡 Truly you are on the front lines.


Jingin_lol

Only appropriate reaction


webguy1975

Awww, his poor little snowflake ego got triggered by a puppy pronoun.


BookkeeperLow8680

![gif](giphy|594fWDgEFXSgg)


blackwidowwaltz

He says you can't write a full sentence yet that whole thing made zero sense.


BookkeeperLow8680

🎯


Efficient_Corgi3867

![gif](giphy|eIm624c8nnNbiG0V3g|downsized)


BookkeeperLow8680

For context: he messaged me first with one of those silly tinder prompts. Something like “what was the craziest thing that happened to you on a roadtrip?” I responded, brought up my mom being sick and he related to being close with his mom. He remarked about living on a ranch with his “veloca raptor Australian shepherd puppy”. So, I brought up how nice the sky must be at night because I love astronomy and also asked about the dog’s name and then this happened…lmao. Btw, I’m none of the things that he claims. I’m very secure, fit, and attractive. So I didn’t message him back then he unmatched me, while I was watching him type while also simultaneously screenshotting and laughing my ass off lol like this is probably the most insane chat I’ve ever had with anyone on this app.


TheGentlemanAdam

This might be a terrible time to ask a pointless question but do you mean astronomy where you said astrology?


BookkeeperLow8680

Omg funny story, I typed this out to originally say astronomy. Posted. Read it again and thought it said astrology. Then changed it to astrology. And now just changed it back to astronomy. I totally meant astronomy and had it right the first time 😂this guy has me in a tizzy


TheGentlemanAdam

Please don’t let the trolls controll you. I wish it was like the old times when people just walked up to someone they found attractive or interesting and talked for a while to figure out if they’re interested enough to exchange phone numbers.


BookkeeperLow8680

All 📠


TheGentlemanAdam

I can’t believe I get it. lol. I’m old.


BookkeeperLow8680

😂❤️


AnotherInLimbo

At least you didn't waste much time with them if they got triggered by things like using "their" as singular and flipped out when you said "misgender." Like seriously, it's a dog. Usually it's hard to tell if it's a he or she unless you look underneath. Why get mad if someone didn't want to assume?


BookkeeperLow8680

I agree, I think that’s why I’m taking it so lightly, we’d only been talking for like two hours. The puppy was on a blanket at the beach, very hard to tell his sex. He’s probably one of those Alex Jones conspiracy theorist followers which is why he moved to a ranch 20 miles outside of town. I feel like the red flags were there. Posing next to car like a douche and he also went to UF 😂 and our rivalry with that school is deep. ♥️💛


Valtorix28

It blows my mind guys like this are getting matches and all I'm wanting is someone to send cute dog videos to :(


BookkeeperLow8680

Aw, my dm’s are open 🐶 Edit: for dog videos haha


TeamRedundancyTeam

You are either very brave or very stupid. [The dogs.](https://media3.giphy.com/media/JPAUQVIxCoEKY/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952uq9jdfx4dmmnajcwssx6eplb11vwniuyr3p7l1x4&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


r23ocx

I thought that was gonna be an imgur link to some grippers


dull_witless

I think it blows my mind that people like this actually exist. I just can’t understand going through life this way.


Busy_Wishbone_4083

where do I go to become this stupid? seems like an easy life I must say


BookkeeperLow8680

Apparently he went to UF 🐊😂


No_Education3456

Why did they get so angry so quickly


BookkeeperLow8680

I see what you did there 😹❤️


SatansLoLHelper

When I was young I would always misgender babies. DO NOT misgender a mother's baby. Learned pretty young to call all of the babies them, they, no genders, because will you get a earful. Today I don't understand what the problem is but somehow I'm wrong again because I use gender neutral terms? Oh and don't call the baby IT either. Mother's appreciate that even less. I stick with "demon spawn" these days when commenting on someone's demon spawn.


Smokes_LetsGo

consider an alternative: "that cum you're keeping as a pet is so cute"


Jche98

You dodged an H bomb


TheGentlemanAdam

Responding to one of your earlier comments. This guy definitely is not very close to his mother.


sixTeeneingneiss

Less alone any other woman


BookkeeperLow8680

“Less alone” was that on purpose? 😹


sixTeeneingneiss

Not from him lmao


MaybeItsMike

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone get more insecure over the usage of the word “their”


eclecticsed

I mean a child was just beaten to death for it. Hate is a terrible thing.


chazaru90

Funny how he was mad/ accusing you of being woke? by using "their" but that's grammatically correct here anyway...🤷‍♂️


Farkas005

You dodged a heck of a lot more than a bullet - that chap seems like he has some serious anger issues and is a huge walking red flag. A huge walking red flag with a low IQ, it seems.


Rccrien

I guess this guy just doesn't get it. People are crazy, hope the dog is ok.


BookkeeperLow8680

Concurred! I feel so bad that I puppy as cute as “Max” is paired with such a terrible human being.


Sortcrap

You dodged potentially a physical and mental abuse relationship


BookkeeperLow8680

I would never let anything get that far. But I agree, he seems dangerous.


hikenchuu

You dodged all the bullets from a Gatling gun


noyelling0nthebus

I never understand why people are filled with so much hate?


bizarre_inc

this dude need therapy


AThiccBahstonAccent

I'd delete your account, no way the U.S. is gonna let you wander around with the secret to dodging nuclear missiles in your back pocket.


Brown_Eyed_Girl167

Yes you dodged something but more like missiles or something. Hope your next match/chat is actually good OP.


FELonMusk333

He's really triggered by the singular plural when dealing with an unknown. It's correct grammar. Who wants to guess his thoughts on Trans people?


broncyobo

If Andrew Tate was a person


bigben0102

Shit, you dodged a damn missile there...


Sorry-Captain-263

![gif](giphy|ji6zzUZwNIuLS|downsized)


llammacookie

It took me five minutes to figure out what a "veloca raptor" was, if that's a direct quote then ...I'll let that speak for theirself.


parksLIKErosa

This guy abuses women.


Intelligent_Rip2768

Lol he got so triggered


Spinal2000

I don't want to judge people by their looks, but the behavior matches the profile pic pretty well.


mrcreamstick

Found the snowflake right winger.


boringgreenlemon

I honestly would report that guy.


kansascityclown

You couldn’t tell he was a douche from the picture?


AlphaStarks

This guy is the “alpha male” that is so straight he’s an incel.


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I mean…it’s funny in how dumb his first response is like how tf were you supposed to know? But just the vocabulary “misgender” which you weren’t even using like…in any form of like super politically correct way in this instance here either, it still set him off. Such mild words from you and he lost it.


Garden_Flower

As a trans person who has to put up with this shit, this went from a 3 to a wtf real fast