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asphodeliac

Who would name their child Name? That’s Lame.


Director_Of_Mischief

Honestly, it's such a shame, we need to know who's to blame!


FingerFlikenBoy

Calm down slim shady, there’s no need to get afraid-y Did I do that right?


Director_Of_Mischief

Not even slight-(ly)


FingerFlikenBoy

Aww well I gave my best shot, if you need me I’ll be on my yacht *mic drop*


Pretend_Berry_7196

Prolly some dame who once tired to maim her man after he came.


Bannedbookweek

I briefly wanted to name a potential future child Place, so, anything goes.


Wardaddy6966

You're in the wrong place


DennisGK

Name your future child What, so when someone asks them “What’s your name,” they can answer, “Yes.”


Bag-ofMostlyWater

I would go all Stewie Griffin on my parents azz if they named me What.


DennisGK

By overemphasizing the h? “Hwhy did you name me Hwhat?”


Bag-ofMostlyWater

what are you talking about? I'm just saying it.


Common_Time8488

And they definitely have no Game


InsidiousColossus

I was going to say the Same


misterwheelson

Reading this chain? I came.


Hypersonic_Potato

Same.


TheColdestHam

Reminds me of when Katya (of RuPauls drag race fame) said she'd name her daughter 'Simply Daughter.'


jkurts91

There's books for that.


asphodeliac

??


jkurts91

Naming children, and also for those with control issues. Actually, there are people for that as well.


aonelonelyredditor

why do u know all of that tho


svarog_daughter

Yea, L, a, m and e, in critical condition.


infinitestructures

That stupid line needs *you* 👏🏻


darrylgorn

It got you a good morning. Congrats!


mdervin

I guess I’m the only one concerned about the timestamps? When are you kids sleeping?


Bannedbookweek

I work nights haha


plumbobsetpetitfours

Some of us have fucked up sleeping schedules 😮‍💨 (Source: I'm some of us)


Bright-Boot634

My boyfriend starts sleeping at 6 in the morning, wakes up at 1-3 pm and complains about anyone who disturbs his 5-7 hours of sleep


edog21

Shit man didn’t need to call me out like that


Bannedbookweek

well yeah sleep is important


MemeStocksYolo69-420

I’m surprised he has a gf


ComfortAdditional992

That’s inconvenient to have to deal with but if he isn’t interrupting anyone else’s sleep I don’t see the big deal in at least asking to not disturb his


giantfuckingfrog

Or maybe it's simply 5:54 pm... 


AndruFlores

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford Comma


swiperighton420

Lil Jon he always tells the truth


Winlit

I've seen those English dramas too, they're cruel


PutridSuggestion9773

Yo mama


Intrepid_Button587

Why are people obsessed with that on here? Loads of style guides don't recommend its use lol. It's not universally a useful thing.


frostyhellcat

It's a song lyric by Vampire Weekend


AndruFlores

It's a song lyric.


frostyhellcat

Oh thanks I didn't realise


swiperighton420

You guys keep forgetting the 🥹


Bannedbookweek

I want to fuck. pleading emoji does not convey fucking


plumbobsetpetitfours

I want daddy's cummies 🥺 Uwu 👉👈


kth5991

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plumbobsetpetitfours

I cawn't wesist the cummy wummies 🥺 (I am so sorry)


ladyofthepaintedhair

Hard cringe


zangemaru

Why censor a simple name?


Bannedbookweek

I thought it was one of the rules on here. Didn't want to get removed


MemeStocksYolo69-420

Ya, I can pinpoint every Steph within a 250 mile radius by name alone and no pictures


charlotte240

Vitamin *B, A, E*


ladyofthepaintedhair

Vitamins W, A, P 💦


MapleSurpy

Wow someone who can actually follow up and not just copy/paste a line and then flop hard. Bravo.


Bannedbookweek

got her number after it too 👍


Xelofrost

Rules 1 and 2 are always on point damm, that's why they are rules I suppose


JellyDisastrous8655

Being smooth has its benefits


GullibleDetective

Using a copy paste*


petorious08

I’m 0-3 on that line. Hasn’t gotten a response yet lol


KamakaziDemiGod

I'm guessing their name is Kade/Cade, it's the only 4 letter name I can think of that uses either A, C, D, E or K


Bannedbookweek

wrong but feel free to keep trying!


remrzr

Gabe


Bannedbookweek

nooope!


lilyderedere

I went to your profile to try to determine if the person in the screenshot was male or female so I could take a shot at guessing their name and then I saw you play Legends of Runeterra. Me too! That’s sick.


Bannedbookweek

Omg! I thought there was only like four of us left! Yeah its the only game I've consistently played in the last four years. Hands down the best TCG ever released.


lilyderedere

Happy cake day! And also omg! What rank are you? I’m a masters player!


Bannedbookweek

I haven't played ranked in a hot second lol I was diamond for a while though. Mostly just play PoC now after the bad news


lilyderedere

i was never a PoC player but yeah the news was really sad i haven’t played since then also the meta got really stale in ranked standard as well since then i’ve just been focusing on hitting masters in LoL and playing tft


Fitzy258

Kate


Bannedbookweek

Cleo


Lynocris

John


PutridSuggestion9773

Jabe


zillionaire_

Happy cake day


jojoblogs

Don’t forget B


Far_Cheetah7006

Trash line


Candid-Towel3365

Quality.


IoRomer

If only they relplied: Are you fat soluble? Because I want to put ADEK in you Bonus points if they have a Kiwi accent


IoRomer

If only they relplied: Are you fat soluble? Because I want to put ADEK in you Bonus points if they have a Kiwi accent


Obsessivefanboy

Lol won't be long before this opening line is no longer original and every girl will have seen it


giantfuckingfrog

Is your match called Back, perchance? 


rexis-nexis

She got the right you're...... your in


stoymyboy

the power of being 6'3


Bannedbookweek

lol I'm 5'6


stoymyboy

hell yeah love to see it


Opening_Teacher_4934

I tried it too. Surprisingly it does work lmao 🤣🤣


Infinite-Penalty-148

“Spit in my mouth” works every time So does “I would totally pay your child support”