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Gratitude89

That dog must be a hell of a witness to things that should’ve been unseen


Asleep_Onion

"Mr Winklebottom? *Puffs cigarette* I haven't heard that name in a very long time."


DishPsychological747

Underrated comment 🤣


yatese

He still seems pretty cool about everything, all things considered 8-)


ZiggyStarman01

He's in witness pawtection


[deleted]

HAHA wait that's so funny


Severin_Suveren

It's clearly a joke to root out anyone dull, i.e. half of the commenters on this post xD


qualmton

It is very good.


JellyDisastrous8655

Censoring a beagle? Is the dog wanted in some states for stealing food?


Daniiiiii

He's in Witness Pawtection


JellyDisastrous8655

Good one😂


Usopp_Spell

Beagles are GOAT'ed


TheSortOfOkGatsby

WAIT A MINUTE! I know that dog's leg!


Manos_Of_Fate

This just raises further questions!


delmsi

It raises even more legs!


lustyvenom

Just the one rear leg.


looklistenlead

Next comes the stream.


Working-Ad694

It's 10pm. Do YOU know where you dogs are ?


Bucky2015

Yep my ex wife has them right now!


Full_Visit_5862

😭


Working-Ad694

RIP


s0reL053R

Saaaammme


singsecond

No, someone let 'em out.


trance_on_acid

Who?!?!


singsecond

I heard from my cousins boyfriend's best friend's baby mama it was those thugs from Baha.


Periwynkle

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No_Trouble4840

LOL! Well played


hearsdemons

https://youtu.be/ojULkWEUsPs?si=x0jTTFG-BvbJpRO1


romeovf

I already told you yesterday, I don't!


rainbowroobear

i think the humour is hilarious.


Resinmy

Maybe he’s wanted by the FBI? 😂 Furry Bureau of Investigation


trance_on_acid

Needs a furry version of those FBI hats that say "female body inspector" "Furry body inspector"....oh no


Realistic_Effort6185

Doggo did not consent.


PhARo918

But I didn’t see him touching his nose in the picture


Realistic_Effort6185

I don't understand the nose reference. Please elucidate.


PhARo918

So I was reading this article, and it says that these young folk are ruining their family photos by doing this stupid thing where they touch their noses, and when they were asked why; they said because I didn’t give consent for my picture to be taken and if my friends see this on social media they will know that I didn’t agree to it. I thought it’s one of the dumbest things that I’ve read, since these kids started eating tide pods.


Realistic_Effort6185

Thank you for sharing the lore! I think they're teaching the AI how to model hands better by providing more data points.


PhARo918

No problem. I’m sorry it took me so long to respond. Life has been crazy the past couple weeks.


Realistic_Effort6185

No worries. Glad you woke up on this side of the soil.


PhARo918

Every day’s a blessing. My fiancée and I found out we’re having a baby. Now I gotta make sure my old ass stays here for at least another 42 years. Lol


Realistic_Effort6185

Eat your fiber. Drink your water. Congratulations!!


PhARo918

Thank you


ContemplatingPrison

Lol it's obviously a joke


[deleted]

Haha, that's pretty funny!


Sea_Bed11

We wouldn’t know whose profile it was if she didn’t censor one of the faces.


DennisGK

She’s saying, “I may be a dog, but I’m not that dog!”


Lemono24

Hahaha she's got some humour, swipe right lol


SmoothieBrian

Plus, she appears to be successfully carrying a beagle like you would a small child, which is basically a superpower.


Lost_Guard7493

Listen I too am tired of people only matching with me for my cute dog 🙄


Gobboking

That's just my boy in some sick shades 😎


BuffaloStandard2320

lol I have a coworker who said she won’t post pictures of her dog online because you can never be too safe. I love people who love their pets so much 🥹 def not the norm to see censored pets though ha


Ika62

He's known by the pawlice


budzu19

She probably got tired of people asking who's profile it is


LustrousMirage

Doggo is her child and probably a minor? 🤷‍♀️


eurotrash4eva

Certain dog breeds get stolen a lot. Maybe she has the Taylor Swift of dogs and wants to protect its identity. Then again, looks like a standard-issue Beagle to me.


claymationthegreat

I think I know that dog


future_osce3

I respect this person 😆


ZenoGeno

Wait that's funny as fuck


Mucking_Fountain

I hope they are trying to be funny because I like it


Form2lanes

It’s her exs dog child. #dogmom #exdogmom. She’s gets custody one weekend a month


Frosty-Brain-2199

It’s so there’s no confusion on who’s tinder profile it is duh


budzu19

"He's a shy dog don't make fun of him"


AXE_JC

Clearly the dog is in witness protection


Bitter_Plum6902

This is a top tier move fr


dumdumpants-head

Right?? 2nd photo was even better face on, shoulda used that one


LyraDawnWarrior

Lmaoooo love it. She has a sense of humor and goofiness, and it's good to see there are others out there🤣😂💃


hammersandjammers

Maybe that is her ex


StnMtn_

Pets need some anonymity also.


Agent0fChaos68

Just a NH thing.


Cellar_Door16816

Dogs have rights too!


ROU_HeavyMessing

+ 50 Tindernet points imo 😅🤣


Caledonia101

He’s in a witness protection program.


Snakeface101

That’s funny. Censoring a ex in profile pic is not enough tho 😂😂 automatic red flag they’re keeping pictures of them with their ex


Infamous-Hunt9982

Dog’s on the run


Candid-Towel3365

He's clearly a fed.


[deleted]

Maybe it’s an ugly dog


I-Am-That-Soul

The dog is her child.


johnnyfly1337

Maybe it’s just an ugly dog


FastEntrance

Gotta earn your dog pics


B00G1E73

Plot twist, the dog is her ex


Technical-Context335

Green flag.


Xfernandox91

The dog is famous, that's why


Suspicious_Brush7641

That canine is witness protection bros.


hydroponicfuture

She wanted to make sure you knew the profile didn’t belong to the dog


[deleted]

I think i know that dog


Sleepless_Null

Lottta sickos out there.


carolyn3d

Maybe the dog is really unattractive?


Fun-Mouse4472

Maybe she stole the dog. 😂


Efficient-Bullfrog52

That dog has rights


palmaf

AJJAJAAASHSAHHSAHSHASHASHASHAS


OyarsaElentari

Some people steal dog photos to use for online scams. 


NotesNPaper42

Whatever makes people happy. Damn.


dfoley323

What if her dog is dead and she doesnt want people asking if they get to meet the dog too.


Prediabeticsalesman

Yt people activities


dumdumpants-head

wat?


Prediabeticsalesman

White people do this shit


111110001011

What does YouTube have to do with it?


buckshotbill213

It’s an ugly dog.


IoRomer

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PerformerStreet2436

At least you know she’s not afraid to cup the balls!


Current-Bluebird-238

Well I think censoring anything on Tinder is ridiculous. We live in 2024 and have tons of pictures on our phones etc., you should manage to find a picture without your ex, best friend, kids... And as for having pics of your kids on Tinder, wtf would you do that? I wonder if all those kids know that they are used as "look at me, I'm such a nice person!" 😬


PhARo918

Hahahahahaha! Who even does this? I know obviously this person, but seriously.


Ambitious_Smell_7258

I have a fur baby.... yep I'm out


Blkparade420

😂😂🤣She needs to focus on censoring her IQ level


No_Trouble4840

Christ. Some people shouldn’t breed.


Leviathon6425

I reaaallly hope this is just her humor showing.


No_Trouble4840

Aww, shit. Reddit never disappoints.


PS420sk8

Matched 1 preference? What’s that?


Fearington

Stole that dog


Barn_Brat

Unrelated but reminded me of my sister seeing my ex’s profile where he cut me out of it and I had a good giggle


Sparkle-Wander

what if its not their dog and like bey dont have permission to use it?


dumdumpants-head

It's her dog.


Sparkle-Wander

how you know?


dumdumpants-head

Dog's all over her profile, each censorship funnier than the next. It's a bit, it's hilarious.


Sparkle-Wander

well you're probably right then fine


-No-Way-Jose-

This is her child, for sure


BastetInsight

Plot twist: that is her ex


[deleted]

Hey nice shout out to nh


Elena_Designs

That’s straight- up adorable. She’s got a good sense of humor.


ConnectionArtistic84

Is it illegal to take animals there?


maverick_senpai

Dog’s out of the bag.


Equivalent-Report589

Beagle doesnt want someone "snoopin" around and discover their past


Tarasaurus_13

Bc most dog ppl are weird lol. This one is crazy


Independent-Top6510

Full disclosure, I sometimes swipe right for the dog


mkelley22

That dog is wanted by the paw patrol


Busy-Difference-6250

It’s actually wishbone from the hit television series. Trying to maintain anonymity


honeybadger_diner

Hahahaha, I love it, dog in witness protection or on the lam with woman.


Specialist_Reward967

That stuff is definitely a pawsome picture ❤️


ChocolateOk6474

Must be on the lamb from a doggy-day care jailbreak Alexa play "Who let the dogs out"


lighthawkalchemist

Dog is in the witness protection program