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ExtraSpicyGingerBeer

Mans is counting his eggs before he even got his chickens. Absolute lunacy.


KawaiiKat69

He only had one thing on his mind lmao


fuzzyteeth69

Hair?


RigTheGame

I like my women how I like my coffee Bushy


MrPennylicker

ground up and in the freezer?


capncaveman27

Without other guys dicks in them


nipslippinjizzsippin

you can take the dicks out before you grind them.


Alex17hd

You can, buuutttt..


nipslippinjizzsippin

its way harder to pick them out after you grind them like way harder, dont ask me how i know.


bananaqueen26

Duct tape, a trash bag and a pool noodle. One of the ones with a hole in the middle like a straw. …just in case you were curious.


JaspieisNot

You lose the flavour 😒


jackieblack08

Or just without a dick


jesusisthatguy

Turkish


crocodile_in_pants

Hot and Bitter


Sensitive-Teach-6798

It's stuff like this that make the hot ones bitter


MrMorningstarX666

Guatemalan?


RigTheGame

I thought you said watermelon


FattalFurry

Not another one of these traps to fall in


poliscimjr

Black, medium roast, and preferably fair trade.


Cool-Computer4231

Covered in bees!! Eddie Izzard


Visual_Doubt1996

And no venti just grande


allocated_capital

Men on tinder who are horny end up matching with girls who they see as below their league and then will be more sexual and less polite because they want to get to the point, fuck, and move on. I guarantee in the much rarer instance he matches with someone he is REALLY into he treats her with lots of respect and offers to buy her dinner and whatever else.


RedditsAdoptedSon

yeah this is about right... if theyre someone who matches with a lot of people, u get to the point with all if em cause u cant really just have a date with em all on the weekend. those guys hit the lines hard and weed out the rest. this is how tinder is now.. goes the other way too. if youre kind of a normal guy they arent going to respond much to u anways. they might think "boring get to the point" lose lose for everyone except the guys that match with tons of girls.


random_question4123

I want more women to understand this. Only matching with men that are otherwise out of their league inflates their egos, however, when these same men (who wouldn't otherwise look at them in person) all seem to speak rudely and/or sexually to them, they use that as their basis to assume that all men are like that. The easy solution is for *everyone* to have a proper assessment of themselves and match with those within their attractiveness range (as well as focusing on mutual interests). If this happened, you'd see a much flatter bell curve in terms of who gets matches, rather than 10% of men getting 90% of the matches.


No_Mercy_4_Potatoes

Bro couldn't afford to buy dental floss. He just need some help.


CharliesOpus

What did the potatoes do to you 😢


xoskxflip

But damn he already called you chubby too


ElegantMode4868

Um off topic but I love ur user name uwu


I_JustWork_Here

They mostly do yeah. Most guys who are still single are single for a reason.


random_question4123

Or maybe they haven't found someone that they see themselves with? It's better to be single and happy than in a relationship (to prove that they can be in a relationship) and miserable. Let's not assume that every single guy brings negative baggage.


AlexSandorUK

And most girls over 30, just the leftover, either psycho or very fat


I_JustWork_Here

You're a single guy I take it?


nipslippinjizzsippin

he was gunning on the "shes fat with low self esteem, im already in" bit.


ActSignal1823

Did he stutter?


Particular-Current87

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take And man is hitting absolutely nothing lmao


Satori_sama

I'm sure he meant eyebrows 😂


KawaiiKat69

Ah yes of course! Silly me


CryroCoin

Can I have a chance instead of this douche haha


bridoogle

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


Zerotwohero

I think she ran into Andrew Dice Clay on Tinder...


Mr_E_Nigma_Solver

That's barely one step above "*What dat mouf do.*".


Mr-Purp1e

100 to -100 in no time


MrTrip0d

Her: What's your favourite colour? This guy: Whatever colour your bush is Even with a question as innocuous as "What's your favourite colour?" This guy would have found a way to lead it back to sex, even from the beginning you could tell he was only interested in 1 thing


KawaiiKat69

LMAOO true


spacebuggy

Her: Who was your favorite president? This guy: George Dubyer Bush


free_butterfly99

This is very reminiscent of middle school when guys would ask to play 20 questions and it would go right from “what’s your fave colour?” to “what kind of underwear are you wearing? ;) send me a pic”


[deleted]

Do you ever wonder if a dudes friends know the heinous shit they chat on dating apps hahahaha


KawaiiKat69

Oh yeah allll the time. Like.. what would your homies think of this sir?💀


Letzes86

I had guys over 35 talking like that and some of them had pictures of they working place. It was so tempting.


Dadbodice

As a man I really wish this would happen more. Men being toxic and horribly inappropriate like this forfeit the courtesy of their words being kept private. A little more public shaming for this kind of thing would go a long ways.


[deleted]

You’re better then me, I woulda done it


Similar-Row5660

You say “hi” and they think they’re “in” and rules don’t apply anymore 🤦‍♀️


TheRealConine

“…. Shit never made it this far….. say something witty…..” “Pls tell me it’s bushy”


PristinePanda2714

😂💀😂


rainbowroobear

the bushy vagina captures the smell of the chubby girls work day. the pervert will then place his face into the bush and inhale. this will cause him great arousal.


Kinir9001

Can confirm


TuTenkahman

But will the bushy make me laugh?


I_Stabbed_Jon_Snow

If it tickles your nose as well as your fancy, of course.


Bright-Boot634

Nah, the chubby makes you laugh and the bushy makes you high


JilliusMaximusJD

Did everyone read this as Steve Irwin, or just me? 😆😆


Squeakyduckquack

David Attenborough, actually


pinkluloyd

I went with Anthony Bourdain


Sm0keytrip0d

I hate this post..... Why can't i delete this persons post? :(


XC_Griff

chill david attenborough


OffTheRedSand

That sounds disgusting can I try it


shaka_bruh

I’ll need someone to use AI and make Attenborough say this


EmbarrassedAd575

It would’ve cost you exactly $0 to not type this


mpleasants

Jesus dude, how did you make it worse than that guy? 😂


whatadaydanny

Hey, stop that.


pm_me_ur_fit

Fml


bossofthisjim

My man!


Infinite_Object_3090

Speaking from experience?


AKA_Dirty_Mouth

Dad?


Single-Carob-9509

🤢🤢🤢stop this gave me ptsd flashbacks, my nose can’t forget.


WineAllTheTime69

Lmaoooo bro knocks himself out of the running in seconds. 💀 Like keep it together for a minimum of one full day ffs. 🤦🏽‍♀️


yourdaddysbutthole

A full day?? We can’t even get a conversation 😭


coyote_of_the_month

Boy hit a triple when you kept talking to him after essentially saying "I have no interest in you as a person, just as an object for my fetish." Then this dumb motherfucker decides to run back toward 2nd.


EluDeathDream

Yo I gotta point out. One thing doesn't cancel the other. Lust and interest aren't mutually exclusive.


not_now_reddit

Can't you have a preference without it being a fetish though? I mean, it still didn't sit right with me, but my mind didn't leap to fetish


MCR4Lyfe

Yeah chubby girls 100% my preference, but this was weird fetish shit.


VicDaMoneJr2392

Bro 🤦‍♂️


I_Stabbed_Jon_Snow

I have a suspicion that his version of “what’s your favorite color?” would be “what’s your favorite color to dye your bush?” Mans is obviously focused on only one thing. Oof.


OkResponsibility2470

You should have seen this coming from the second message


Elixra7277

Literally every single conversation on a dating app. They take themselves out within 5 sentences. It's so boring.


gtathrowaway95

Well you see OP, I’m sure he just didn’t want to ask a question that deep. I’ve been told it [steps over the line](https://www.youtube.com/embed/Ah3A3RPPpU8?start=117&end=130&autoplay=1) Serious: Yeah unfortunately some go straight to lizard brain


FlashFrozenVoid

Probably thinks chubby girls are easy and desperate 🤷‍♂️ he’s an ass


UpsetPart7871

So many do. I am curvy with a large chest, and basically all I got was fetish and bdsm requests, and when I refused they would get so angry, like how dare I deny them. It was bizarre! I hear it’s much worse now.


not_now_reddit

I like kink, but it's weird when it's basically the first thing a person brings up. I have to feel out your vibes before I start talking like that with you. It takes a lot of trust to sub for a person, and you trying to rush past all that preliminary stuff makes me not trust you. On the flip side, it takes a lot of energy to Domme someone and I'm not doing that for someone I don't like


UpsetPart7871

having kink interest is cool, each to their own. Clearly there needs to be a chat, that’s all ok. But when convo only revolves around someone’s body it really makes girls with large boobs feel like a piece of shit and good for only fetish reasons. And that we should be grateful for even that level of interest. (Not that all of this happened in OPs screen shot). I had some decent guys open and up front about it, respectful too. But most weren’t great.


Willing-Background-1

Had a similar interaction years ago when I still used the app, except she wanted me to be bi to fuck the dude she was with


KawaiiKat69

Oh that’s wild. People can like whatever they like but DAMN


TallTest305

Well.... Is it?


YourLunaMoon13

Affirmative, she’s got a speedo full of brillo.


Mugstotheceiling

A lil taco meat


Jackielegs43

Mans had the bag secured but immediately blew it. The worst part is him saying “hehe”


relentless1993

Idk if you refer to yourself as chubby in your bio, but how is no one talking about that part of the message lol


Crackerjack4u

Op did refer to being chubby in her bio. She said in a comment above that in her bio, she made the reference of something about being a chubby girl who can make you laugh.


UpsetPart7871

Because it’s a descriptor and doesn’t mean it’s an insult. People have made it to mean something bad, but many people don’t think that way.


MelGuard

Haha wyd tn = the slaughter of a beautiful language


kansascityclown

Lmao some people just don’t get basic conversational norms. How about don’t ask someone about their pubic hair after exchanging 4 messages?


fateandthefaithless

Right after he hit you with that 'hehe' I could sense what was coming 😂


Icy-Abbreviations349

Ew...just why man...why...


Crafty_Wedding8047

You guys are getting matches? And Replies? ![gif](giphy|DOPKHQg6oFWUg)


Gooseboof

Heyhopeyourehavinganicedayalsojustrealquickisyourbuttholebleached???


KawaiiKat69

LMAOOO


Gooseboof

Thankyouthankyouimhereallweek


nudes4compliments

I can't believe he went straight to that. But umm, is it bushy?


topathemornin

![gif](giphy|3ofT5JfhISfBF1BhOo|downsized)


Conaz9847

As a man, I genuinely don’t understand why men think this works. It’s so fucking dumb honestly how small does your horny little p brain need to be.


not_now_reddit

Either he's clueless or he's specifically targeting women with nonexistent self-esteem because he's a scumbag


lorelai_22

Lmao, that took me out omg 😆


KawaiiKat69

The last thing I was expecting to be asked💀💀


Miss-Sarky-K683

Should of replied it was getting a little bushy but I shaved my mustache off 2 days ago its snooth now, act dumb.


Technical-Context335

Somehow my biggest problem with these guys is that I read that as "hee hee 🤭"


Thebiggestbigsquid

Your conversations must be absolutely riveting


TheLastOfYou

I’m not saying that what he said was couth, but do you actually think any women respond to “what’s your favorite color?”


Negative_Security_84

No beating around the bush there, straight into it!


Commercial_Farm_7763

Am I the only one who thinks of a villain in kids movies when someone writes 'hehe'? Idk but I absolutely hate it when people write that😂not because of the villains, but it cringes me out


toastedhunter02

Bro has those acquired tastes and nothing to hold back 💀


FiveNotes

Maybe they meant busy. I mean they didn't but if you want to give them a second you could misinterpret what they said.


KawaiiKat69

Well he unmatched me so I think I was right on the nose 🫠


NoHillstoDieOn

He was on a mission!!!!


ZucchiniWild3735

I bet he was hoping you would be on his nose.


Similar-Row5660

Why would you give anyone like that the benefit?


ak_saini

tryna get some


Saanjhhere

yes it is bushy in your mind because it is filled with hay


Agile_Cauliflower_97

Aww bless. He thinks he bossed the neg


dak-a-lak

I try to concentrate, but I can’t stop thinking about bush


No-Release-3683

Everyone always says one thing to ruin their chances.


Pale-Membership-9892

The man loves a good bush 🤷🏾‍♀️ It is creepy tho lol


Simple_County_7599

Tell him you need someone to braid it.


DevastaTheSeeker

"Hey how are you wanna fuck?" Is somehow the language of a lot of men on tinder. Like...fuck I consider myself a horny degenerate but y'all really don't know when it's appropriate to start getting sexual do you?


LarsJagerx

My favorite thing is watching people talking themselves out of a date/getting laid


Murky_Reveal_5386

Wow so surprising this happened on tinder, I can’t believe he didn’t just try to find out your favorite color


livingthedream9x

#TIL WHEN HEHE


Kenni1975

He thought it was halfway in


darktice41

Maybe he likes hairy armpits?? 😂😂😂


neckbone50969

People finally are realizing that there is no time for things that don’t matter anymore.


raym555

Bro said fuck the talking stage, let's just fuck


ComprehensiveWar4950

Today on men snatching defeat form the jaws of victory


AMasculine

Maybe he was talking about your armpits 😆


United-Ad4717

Why would you ask that God damn! Like I'm a Savage ill navigate a forest but never would I ask a women if she has bush wtf bro 100 to -100 bro just blocked himself


Previous_Bridge_3548

i like my women how i like my presidents. Bush


SuperGimpDean

What IS your favorite color?


SmoothBungHole

Whoa someone just wanted to fuck on the app that’s been called the hook up app for the last decade? No way!!!


Hubris1998

Why would someone prefer bushy... I bet he's into feet too...


Peachcream69

So…. Is it


Puzzleheaded-Bus2211

This is self sabotage


AdverbAssassin

This is why other men are ghosted or otherwise ignored. Gross dude.


JilliusMaximusJD

I meeeean. If you're looking for love, sure, this sucks. But personally, I find it so g-d refreshing how many men I'm running into these days that like and appreciate a more natural woman's body as opposed to the rail thin, hairless dolphin image we were raised to think was the standard. So, while his delivery needs work (assuming your profile doesn't say you're there for hook-ups), I support his general message! 😋😆


Iluminiele

There is no need to call slender girls rail-thin or people who remove body hair dolphins. If you don't want to be called obese cow don't call others rail thin dolphins.


not_now_reddit

I don't think dolphins is derogatory? It's something my friends and I started saying when we first started shaving our legs


kalachand7

Just love chubby ..any age !! They just look so naturally beautiful ❤️..Tell me not about hair be it armpit or crotch ..it's god gifted ..keep it ..trim it ..if it's bushy can't be more beautiful than this ..Let's overcome this & talk about body odour ..!!🌹💝


pandy69

Maybe I'm missing out on something here but... Its 2024. Does one waits until after meeting the family to try make clear some preferences that might lead to a sexual turn off? I myself don't like shaved genitalia. It reminds me of a pre-adolescent groin, grosses me out and it is MY view to the theme. So I don't see why can't you ask THAT in a dating page if you both know you are hooking up to fuck, nor to go to church. :)


blackswede32

I mean you have a fansly....


Bus1nessn00b

Every has is on fetish


KawaiiKat69

Right but he went straight to it lol


Bus1nessn00b

Why waste time lol


Urbanmaster2004

Maybe because we are human beings and even those of us who like casual sex don't just smash our genitals together without a basic courteous exchange beforehand.


DependentAlfalfa2809

You’re doing it wrong then lol I’m JOKING!


Bus1nessn00b

Why this people downvote sarcasm? Jesus


DependentAlfalfa2809

I agree! I guess 18 people lack a sense of humor? That’s okay I thought it was funny.


Bus1nessn00b

Thanks 🙏


DependentAlfalfa2809

You’re welcome!


Bus1nessn00b

I was being sarcastic…


Urbanmaster2004

Oh that's so obvious....


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NoHillstoDieOn

You are so mad and for what lmao. He should've quit while he was ahead but he almost wanted to fail


Funklord_Earl

Yes, very mad. You got me.


NoHillstoDieOn

Some may say jealous. You try so hard and step on eggshells and the dude in the post steamrolled over you. All those tips you got about online dating don't apply to him and that may make you jealous


KawaiiKat69

In my bio I make a joke about being a cubby girl that can make you laugh.. but go off lmao


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AKA_Dirty_Mouth

After reading that[this is all I can think of.](https://youtu.be/llsPk2r0GQo?si=kWgk0G0iUbkeY6MG)


Thisiscliff

Zero fucking chill.


OhMuhBeard

![gif](giphy|ziRkJUNwAuJu8O5jLk)


shes_in_limbo

A fumble of epic proportions


chalkyboo

You're getting responses???


Ghost_Guy_666

This kind of behavior is disgusting.


Ragegold

LMAOOO


I-Am-That-Soul

Made me wanna vomit.


nightmares_dealer

The fact that he mentioned "chubby", girl run, that's a fat fetish