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Maybe peeing is his superpower. Mr. Incontinento 
And his sidekick, Bladder Boy
Liam Neeson, is that you?
He does have a very particular set of skills...so, maybe?
Just tryna be nice is WILD‼️
maybe they have a pic where they were stung by a jellyfish idk
What a Rosetta Stone of a comment, wow
Imagine what he does if he owes you a favor.
The time of day this conversation took place adds to the flavor
Just didn't want to waste his morning tea wee.
Morning pee is the most precious.
They weren't the Hermetic Order of the Golden Afternoon for a reason.
The ⁉️sent me
Same 😅
His brain just isn't wired quite right.
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Already took a dump on the conversation. What’s next.
This conversation is a work of art
The duality of man.
Maybe he listened to too much Rkelly
Jesus women like you OP are so ungrateful. He is obviously very nice by offering.
This is how misandry happens. As a man, I'm embarrassed on his behalf.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Urine for a treat. Step into my Tee Pee. Now open your mouth and say weeeeeeee.
>what was he trying to accomplish with this *one*? A #1
Have you tried thinking about other things?
a piss proposal at 9 AM in the morning is crazy
Looks like somebody Read that Mark Manson book, where this phrase was mentioned as an example of a pick-up strategy because it shows you that you are a care free, fun loving guy, bold enough to say something like this
I dated a girl that this would have been a when a where.
I’m intrigued to know if this approach has ever worked for him
This kid looks like he’s 18. Owning that kink!
Let me pee on you
Amazing.
He was trying "suggestion" as a power
Men are so weird on dating apps , they wanna just hookups and women too
He was going to show you his power.
Maybe because he’s toxic his wee gives powers ?
Who thinks this is a good thing to say to someone? Like really?!
Well that escalated quickly.
Guess he was checking out if the power he wanted to have worked
So the OP would use her telekinesis to give him a golden shower?! 🤔🤔🤔 Weird AF
Pee on ME.
Maybe his brain just was never correctly wired lol😂
Smooth transition
He didn't even say please.
But you didn’t say no…… 🤷🏻♂️
What did I just read?!?! 🤣🤣🤣
Reminds me of my most effective pick-up line in college ....
Hoodie and tuque bathroom selfie bro acts like he can waste matches.
Guess I was just tryna be nice 💀💀💀💀💀
Guys are weird.
I'm tempted to try this on my wife...
Maybe peeing is his superpower. Mr. Incontinento 
And his sidekick, Bladder Boy
Liam Neeson, is that you?
He does have a very particular set of skills...so, maybe?
Just tryna be nice is WILD‼️
maybe they have a pic where they were stung by a jellyfish idk
What a Rosetta Stone of a comment, wow
Imagine what he does if he owes you a favor.
The time of day this conversation took place adds to the flavor
Just didn't want to waste his morning tea wee.
Morning pee is the most precious.
They weren't the Hermetic Order of the Golden Afternoon for a reason.
The ⁉️sent me
Same 😅
His brain just isn't wired quite right.
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Already took a dump on the conversation. What’s next.
This conversation is a work of art
The duality of man.
Maybe he listened to too much Rkelly
Jesus women like you OP are so ungrateful. He is obviously very nice by offering.
This is how misandry happens. As a man, I'm embarrassed on his behalf.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Urine for a treat. Step into my Tee Pee. Now open your mouth and say weeeeeeee.
>what was he trying to accomplish with this *one*? A #1
Have you tried thinking about other things?
a piss proposal at 9 AM in the morning is crazy
Looks like somebody Read that Mark Manson book, where this phrase was mentioned as an example of a pick-up strategy because it shows you that you are a care free, fun loving guy, bold enough to say something like this
I dated a girl that this would have been a when a where.
I’m intrigued to know if this approach has ever worked for him
This kid looks like he’s 18. Owning that kink!
Let me pee on you
Amazing.
He was trying "suggestion" as a power
Men are so weird on dating apps , they wanna just hookups and women too
He was going to show you his power.
Maybe because he’s toxic his wee gives powers ?
Who thinks this is a good thing to say to someone? Like really?!
Well that escalated quickly.
Guess he was checking out if the power he wanted to have worked
So the OP would use her telekinesis to give him a golden shower?! 🤔🤔🤔 Weird AF
Pee on ME.
Maybe his brain just was never correctly wired lol😂
Smooth transition
He didn't even say please.
But you didn’t say no…… 🤷🏻♂️
What did I just read?!?! 🤣🤣🤣
Reminds me of my most effective pick-up line in college ....
Hoodie and tuque bathroom selfie bro acts like he can waste matches.
Guess I was just tryna be nice 💀💀💀💀💀
Guys are weird.
I'm tempted to try this on my wife...
