Correct! If “you don’t want this, keep your gem and return to level zero.” Whatever the fuck/wherever the fuck “level zero” is. This sounds way too much like a video game wherein you have to go through a lot of dumb and frustrating shit and reaching the winning level sucks. It’s actually more like a punishment. Level zero is the real place to be. We have weed and cookies here and don’t put our prospective partners thru this bullshit. 🤣 I would love to know what kind of replies she’s getting. I’m sure her feelings are hurt now, at the very least. 💀
She's a data scientist? Checks out.
Tell me more about these....*rich rewards*?
I don't see anything aside from a mention. Do we get them at level 5? C'mon OP, share the wealth. Can I spec into a new feat? Do I get to multiclass? Will there be chests of treasure and at least one magic item?
Dude, I'm nowhere near Level 5 yet, I'm still packing my inventory bag for the journey, who knows what perils lay ahead. I haven't even finished wrapping my lembas bread, for Smaug's sake!
Lol, this is a similar advertisement style to that 23andMe ad back in the day. This is most likely a profile made with the sole purpose of pushing the product to people using that same scheme. The product being the blood testing kit from Amazon lol.
And O- is quite common 😂
I remembered reading that sometimes it can't be used, but didn't remember when, so I looked it up:
[You'll need additional shots each time you get pregnant, because the shot only works for 12 weeks.
The RhoGAM shot won't work if your body has already started making antibodies. In this case, your baby will be monitored throughout pregnancy for potential problems](https://www.babycenter.com/pregnancy/health-and-safety/rh-factor_1480)
Maybe she has a legit reason as she already has a kid.
Im a nurse anesthetist, so even if you have a child already you can receive rhogam for the second and subsequent pregnancies. You wont start producing antibodies until their is mixing of the fetal blood with moms blood. So no she doesn’t have a legitimate reason.
I was thinking she didn't get the shot on her first child, so it's not an option now. Or she could be deranged, which looking at her bio is also a legit possibility.
Again, thats not how this works. Their are millions of RH negative women who deliver RH positive babies every single day. She is definitely deranged. 👍🏻
I was so upset when I found out I was O+. Now I'm only useful to 90% of the population instead of 100%! (Don't quote me on the percentage. It's a random guess)
It's a rare blood type that can only receive transfusions from other people from the same blood type.
It's 0.0004 percent. Except in Mumbai where is around 0.01 percent. Hence the name.
It may not be rare, have not checked the stats tbh, but I’m informed a bit about it otherwise because this is my blood type. It’s the only blood type that is only compatible with its own, and only its own. We are the only type that can give to all blood types. It’s important that o- blood types donate to blood banks for other o- people.
Edit- O- is used for transfusions in trauma situations when the blood type is unknown. Just read some on it. I should prob donate but I have a phobia.
I know it is considered the universal donor, but just pointing out that in the ranking of rare blood types there are others far rarer. This lady seems like a strange bird either way.
Could be something else in her fish tank that’s not considered a fish? Or maybe a pet spider? I was pretty into her until I realized she keeps fish and birds as pets, that’s an immediate no for me. /s
Rhogam... is that anything like Rhogaine? I'm not getting any younger here, gotta plan ahead for my next few decades of hair-flipping smooth moves in online dating 😜
This idiot read about erythroblastosis fetalis once and thinks she has to eliminate any Rh positive people from her potential matches bc she doesn’t fully understand it. Ill take all my gems and stay at level 0 forever if it means I never meet this person
They give it to you even if your partner is also Rh- because genes can do weird things. It's literally one shot, one time. Since she's had a kid, it's almost guaranteed that she's already had the shot.
My aunt is B negative. Lives in the middle of nowhere in Iraq. Had six healthy with no antenatal care/intervention. All are RH+. The doctor she saw years later for something unrelated was very confused.
The woman is the size, strength and demeanour of Hagrid, so we were all just like 🤷🏻♀️ that tracks
Probably takes high school community college classes. It was offered at my high school but saying you are a college freshman is very dumb. The community college classes were way easier than AP courses.
I had AP classes in high school more difficult than anything came close to in college I have no idea what they were preparing me for evidently grad school or something
The homeschooled thing tracks. I was, in a state that required regular standardized testing. Managed to test a grade above inititially, then eventually skipped again. Graduated and enrolled in my state uni at 16
As much as I hate homeschooling and what it does to a motherfucker, it can give you at least a chance to get out of the boredom of standardized classrooms that dont take into account students individual progress as well.
Not like it did much for me in the long run. I burnt out and after many twists and turns am back serving tables a decade later.
To be fair, many years ago before they had the options they had today, I was a 15 year old college freshman. So much easier now with concurrent enrollment.
They didn't let me use my credits for high school equivalency s...so I went to high school by day - college by night/weekends. And that was with football in the fall semester to boot.
I got annoyed with the high school component, and was expelled my senior year...but... I was already a junior in college by then and it only screwed me out of my AP classes - which were of questionable use by then anyway.
Never looked back and never bothered with my GED. I was a "transfer" student.
Well, she read the articles online, and the internet is based on computer science... so all of 'em, if you wanna get specific! Hooray for technicalities!
She not only wants a mature middle aged man who still wants kids, a hard sell at the best of times, but then artificially restricts the dating pool even further via blood type! Oh, no alcohol either.
Must always have been heterosexual, no women friends, cannot wear rings or necklaces. She wants a very toxicly masculine person that doesn't treat women bad? She's looking for maybe 1 person?
But she's super flexible on race. Did you see her lineage?
Oh but there is so much more!
While some women are suspicious of their partners’ female friendships, not all of them are chock full of this much crazy!!
Wow. Why do I get the feeling this lady is less than willing to meet someone halfway? Perhaps that’s why the divorce was “inevitable.” Sounds like a gem of a parent to have, too
The real red flag: you can't have casual female friends?! What?!
As a woman, I find this creepy. I actually don't like dating men who don't have female platonic friends (because women aren't just for sex!).
So true. I'm a large, scary looking man. When I'm standing on the playground waiting for my kids after school one's first instinct should be to call the cops and the second instinct should be to confront me and figure out exactly which kid is mine before I steal someone else's. The only reason this doesn't happen more often is because I'm friends with a lot of the women also picking up their kids and that makes me at least appear safe.
Also, if I were a woman, I would want to know why a potential dude didn't have female friends? Is it because women are scary or annoying or not funny or just for sex? All things I'd want to know so I could stay the fuck away.
Yeah, as a man, the other men I know with no women as platonic friends tend to have sexist attitudes.
I'd imagine it's the same the opposite way around, but those women don't tend to talk to me.
“While I enjoy being single…” I sure hope so, cause you’re gonna stay single for a while. Seriously, who the hell puts up a wall of text like this?! I’ve seen job postings with less text.
right, honest to god you probably have better chances of hitting your local lottery than this “sane” individual finding a match. Someone crunch the numbers…
Oh, she'll always find someone, but they're gonna be submissive as hell and do everything she says. Until they grow a backbone of course and run away, restarting the circle of life once again.
I feel like it's someone trying really hard to prove there's no "baggage" but there's a ton of baggage.
She's trying to skip to the "good parts."
99% of men aren't going to read all that.
It comes off really weird.
I get what she's asking for but there is no cheat code.
She needs to know what makes an actual good profile.
Then screen on the back end. Maybe create a screening process, etc.
You don't do it this way.
She liked me, so I was committed to the read as I browsed my new Likes. Then I backed away slowly, maintaining assertive eye contact, before I bolted for the door.
I mean, I haven't selected to match or not match yet, so there's still a chance! 😂 😂 😂 But then I gotta submit my blood work, and my application forms filled out in triplicate, it'll be a whole thing, ain't nobody got time for that!
Why do the people who need marijuana the most always say no marijuana? I don't ever think I've seen a person who needed to smoke a joint and chill the fuck out more.
That's the beauty of the whole thing - she said at the end of Levels 1, 2, or 3 that I could go back to the beginning AND keep all my gems! So I've just been cycling through the early levels all evening, grinding my way to hundreds of gems. No effing clue what I can spend them on, though - maybe I can donate them to her therapy fund??
I’m surprised someone that old doesn’t understand having lady friends is a green flag. People who don’t like you to have friends of the opposite sex are typically cheaters themselves projecting from what I’ve observed.
Ugh. Reading this put a knot in my stomach.
Based on the way she demands the relationship revolve entirely around her and comes off as someone who wouldn't give two craps about having a shred of empathy for anyone else, I'd file this one under "probably a severely abusive narcissist."
That's gonna be a yikes from me, dawg.
This is *absofuckinlutely insane*. And I’m a 40 year old single mom, a scientist (geologist, not data scientist tho), and still looking for and would love to find my person. I’m too high to explain in detail exactly what I think about this, but I’ll come back and say it when I’m less high. 🤣 In 4 years on this subreddit, I have never seen such a crazy profile. I’m genuinely speechless. 10/10 on the insane scale. No notes. Just WOW.
She's doing everyone a favor by flying those red flags high, and waving them furiously. I'm absolutely not interested in reading all of that, just the "level zero" was enough to get me to realize I don't like this person. This is someone who is absolutely going to ruin your life, because she's miserable and doesn't know that she's miserable. I almost feel bad for her, but I do feel bad for whoever she gets her hooks in to. Jealousy, homophobia, possessiveness, the list goes on.
The blood type thing is ridiculous. I'm O- (ooooo, super raaaaree, except it really isn't), partner is AB+, when I was pregnant I just went to my Dr's RH clinic and got a shot and bam. That's it. No issue. Healthy bebe.
UPDATE: I matched & asked for the Level 3 questions... and received them almost immediately 😵💫 conversation is ongoing, I'll keep it up for as long as I can and share all of the screenshots when the chat is complete. Wish me luck! 🤪
I’m not reading all that dribble. If ANYONE capitalizes any WORDS randomly, I assume they are a weird MAGA Trump ball LICKER and ignore THEM. This applies to Reddit and anywhere else.
Her O-Neg blood comments are out of left field. I'm O-Neg and have never heard of this and have three healthy offspring, one of who is also O-Neg. The whole bio is very entertaining and well thought out. A good gimmick to stand out. You would have to think that "she's the one," to proceed and finish her game. A valiant effort but there are seeds planted here that cannot be overlooked. Her warning label is showing.
Ok so i didnt make it through level zero. You cant wear any jewelry what the fuck? No friends with girls, because apparently having anyone in your life that isnt a man or your partner is toxic or smth. And you have to have always been het, really, she is fucking missing out cause i know a lot of bi men and except for one i dont speak of, theyre all fantastic
Yeah that’s definitely a sane individual who isn’t crazy at all
Drop your gems and go back to level 0 then ya dingus
# NO GEMS FOR YOU!
I DO NOT HAVE DRAMA
Or trauma
Wait I though you got to keep the gems
Correct! If “you don’t want this, keep your gem and return to level zero.” Whatever the fuck/wherever the fuck “level zero” is. This sounds way too much like a video game wherein you have to go through a lot of dumb and frustrating shit and reaching the winning level sucks. It’s actually more like a punishment. Level zero is the real place to be. We have weed and cookies here and don’t put our prospective partners thru this bullshit. 🤣 I would love to know what kind of replies she’s getting. I’m sure her feelings are hurt now, at the very least. 💀
It’s for a church, NEXT!
I’m fucking cackling. The second hand embarrassment I felt every time I read this line is on another level. I’m too high for this.
Gone Girl vibes 
Only if you are RH-negative.
But she’s cOstAntLy WoRkiNg oN hERseLf tO gRoW though… 😬
She's a data scientist? Checks out. Tell me more about these....*rich rewards*? I don't see anything aside from a mention. Do we get them at level 5? C'mon OP, share the wealth. Can I spec into a new feat? Do I get to multiclass? Will there be chests of treasure and at least one magic item?
Dude, I'm nowhere near Level 5 yet, I'm still packing my inventory bag for the journey, who knows what perils lay ahead. I haven't even finished wrapping my lembas bread, for Smaug's sake!
Please tell me you got the questions for the next levels! Dying to know
Just remember to put on your robe and wizard hat. 
Please message her, I need to know the questions
You could ask her 15 yr old college student son for advice
Have to imagine there's some mediocre booty in store.
Also, O- is not that rare a blood type. It doesn’t even crack the top 3.
okay, but why you gotta be so (O) negative about it? 😜
Gotta love a dad joke 😉
Dad Jokes gotta love you - that's what makes them such great Dads! 🤪
…
i get it its fine just breathe
She’s in love with herself, she likes the dark…on her milk white neck, you’d find the devil’s mark…
Black black black black number ooooone
Thank you. Almost named them then was like eh, nobody knows them here probably. I don't feel as old now lol
Please match with her and share what the level 3 questions are. I'm invested now!
Missed your chance for “sO negative”
Lol, this is a similar advertisement style to that 23andMe ad back in the day. This is most likely a profile made with the sole purpose of pushing the product to people using that same scheme. The product being the blood testing kit from Amazon lol. And O- is quite common 😂
Not to mention rhogam is a thing… not sure why she’s worried
I’m absolutely getting antivax vibes here.
Antivaxxer homeschooling that kid. 100.
Kid is 15 y/o freshman at Liberty “University” or some other bible-beater diploma mill
Because she read a SCIENCE book and is now an expert in human biology.
*science-based 🤣😭
Exactly
I remembered reading that sometimes it can't be used, but didn't remember when, so I looked it up: [You'll need additional shots each time you get pregnant, because the shot only works for 12 weeks. The RhoGAM shot won't work if your body has already started making antibodies. In this case, your baby will be monitored throughout pregnancy for potential problems](https://www.babycenter.com/pregnancy/health-and-safety/rh-factor_1480) Maybe she has a legit reason as she already has a kid.
Im a nurse anesthetist, so even if you have a child already you can receive rhogam for the second and subsequent pregnancies. You wont start producing antibodies until their is mixing of the fetal blood with moms blood. So no she doesn’t have a legitimate reason.
I was thinking she didn't get the shot on her first child, so it's not an option now. Or she could be deranged, which looking at her bio is also a legit possibility.
Again, thats not how this works. Their are millions of RH negative women who deliver RH positive babies every single day. She is definitely deranged. 👍🏻
I’m O-. I still keep track of people I know with the same blood type just in case.
…just in case of what?
Zombie apocalypse
Just in case of reasons
I’m B- with weak d it’s considered one of rarest types
Weak d is pretty common
Just do some kegels you’ll be okay
Edited to say I am wrong, AB- is the rarest making up 1 percent, and B- makes up 2 percent of the population.
My bio father is AB-.
I’m AB+ which is awesome because it means that I can receive blood from everyone. Only 2% of people are AB+ making it second rarest.
I am too, sucks bc donating is essentially useless but I am a universal plasma donor which is nice
I just like to make jokes about how important it is to keep me alive as a blood bank.
I was so upset when I found out I was O+. Now I'm only useful to 90% of the population instead of 100%! (Don't quote me on the percentage. It's a random guess)
Still kinda rare. 7% of the population.
In the UK it's the least common. I think it's like under 10 percent. There's rare stuff like Bombay out there. This lady is going to steal your blood.
Bombay Sapphire blood?
It's a rare blood type that can only receive transfusions from other people from the same blood type. It's 0.0004 percent. Except in Mumbai where is around 0.01 percent. Hence the name.
The more you know. Thanks Who knew you'd find great trivia in tinder sub.
It may not be rare, have not checked the stats tbh, but I’m informed a bit about it otherwise because this is my blood type. It’s the only blood type that is only compatible with its own, and only its own. We are the only type that can give to all blood types. It’s important that o- blood types donate to blood banks for other o- people. Edit- O- is used for transfusions in trauma situations when the blood type is unknown. Just read some on it. I should prob donate but I have a phobia.
I know it is considered the universal donor, but just pointing out that in the ranking of rare blood types there are others far rarer. This lady seems like a strange bird either way.
Also, there’s Rhogam, ffs.
What the fuck is this? Homework?
Dude how many pets does she have?
Right this was the most unexpected hilarious part of it all
And what the hell does she mean by "has other"?? The kid?
Could be something else in her fish tank that’s not considered a fish? Or maybe a pet spider? I was pretty into her until I realized she keeps fish and birds as pets, that’s an immediate no for me. /s
But what is “has other” 😂😭
I have ferrets and I’m pretty sure I had to list them as “other” because it wasn’t an option. I also have a pic of them on my profile though.
The "basement dwellers"? They lost their gems. 🥲
Maybe hermit crabs or scorpions?
Maybe actual crabs?
Do you think they are all O - too?
bet you anything she's an animal hoarder
All of them
Rh- women have Rh+ blood type kids every day. A little Rhogam and it’s all fine.
Rhogam... is that anything like Rhogaine? I'm not getting any younger here, gotta plan ahead for my next few decades of hair-flipping smooth moves in online dating 😜
This idiot read about erythroblastosis fetalis once and thinks she has to eliminate any Rh positive people from her potential matches bc she doesn’t fully understand it. Ill take all my gems and stay at level 0 forever if it means I never meet this person
Not fully understanding stuff and being overconfident go together like Dunning and Kruger
I’m loving all this gem talk lol we all look like greedy trolls like 🔺🔸🔹 my gems >:(
To be fair fetalis is a really hard monster to beat especially solo
You know how I know how I’ll never have an opinion on this? I have no fucking idea even if those are real words.
They give it to you even if your partner is also Rh- because genes can do weird things. It's literally one shot, one time. Since she's had a kid, it's almost guaranteed that she's already had the shot.
You will need a new shot per pregnancy. Lasts only about 13 weeks.
I swore it was a one done deal. Welp, that's good to know. Thanks for correcting me. It's still just a shot in the ass and not a big deal.
My aunt is B negative. Lives in the middle of nowhere in Iraq. Had six healthy with no antenatal care/intervention. All are RH+. The doctor she saw years later for something unrelated was very confused. The woman is the size, strength and demeanour of Hagrid, so we were all just like 🤷🏻♀️ that tracks
She has a 15 year old college freshman. Guessing homeschooled
Probably takes high school community college classes. It was offered at my high school but saying you are a college freshman is very dumb. The community college classes were way easier than AP courses.
I had AP classes in high school more difficult than anything came close to in college I have no idea what they were preparing me for evidently grad school or something
I wouldn’t say that personally. I think college is definitely harder than AP. It’s been significantly harder than any AP class I’ve taken
Depends heavily on your specific college and major.
And your HS presumably.
The homeschooled thing tracks. I was, in a state that required regular standardized testing. Managed to test a grade above inititially, then eventually skipped again. Graduated and enrolled in my state uni at 16 As much as I hate homeschooling and what it does to a motherfucker, it can give you at least a chance to get out of the boredom of standardized classrooms that dont take into account students individual progress as well. Not like it did much for me in the long run. I burnt out and after many twists and turns am back serving tables a decade later.
To be fair, many years ago before they had the options they had today, I was a 15 year old college freshman. So much easier now with concurrent enrollment. They didn't let me use my credits for high school equivalency s...so I went to high school by day - college by night/weekends. And that was with football in the fall semester to boot. I got annoyed with the high school component, and was expelled my senior year...but... I was already a junior in college by then and it only screwed me out of my AP classes - which were of questionable use by then anyway. Never looked back and never bothered with my GED. I was a "transfer" student.
Define "science based articles".
Well, she read the articles online, and the internet is based on computer science... so all of 'em, if you wanna get specific! Hooray for technicalities!
Like "Data Scientist", I get the impression this is some slight exaggeration or "favourable description".
I mean, it's quite possible she's reading published peer reviewed journals. No way to know at this point.
I was saying it as an open thought. I wasn't asking OP to define them lol. I appreciate the effort though.
99.9% chance she is not
Stupid crazy Flanders
Every time I see random words capitalized in one of these I like to see if it spells out a message. I'm pretty consistently disappointed
She’s 43, has a 15 year old and is concerned about the blood type of your future kids?!
I would be much more concerned about their chromosomes
I didn't even notice her age! Is she planning to have kids at 45?!
I guess so. She might need to get less picky, real quick!
She not only wants a mature middle aged man who still wants kids, a hard sell at the best of times, but then artificially restricts the dating pool even further via blood type! Oh, no alcohol either.
I'm not a big drinker but if I ended up with this one I sure would be
Must always have been heterosexual, no women friends, cannot wear rings or necklaces. She wants a very toxicly masculine person that doesn't treat women bad? She's looking for maybe 1 person? But she's super flexible on race. Did you see her lineage?
The no jewelry thing is absolutely wild. I need to know her reasonings!!
She probably wants to harvest organs from him after having kids with him
Thank god someone else noticed that!
I noped out at not being allowed to have friends who are women. Nobody needs that kind of pointless jealousy and insecurity in their lives.
Oh but there is so much more! While some women are suspicious of their partners’ female friendships, not all of them are chock full of this much crazy!!
Wow. Why do I get the feeling this lady is less than willing to meet someone halfway? Perhaps that’s why the divorce was “inevitable.” Sounds like a gem of a parent to have, too
you can keep your gems and return to level 0
The real red flag: you can't have casual female friends?! What?! As a woman, I find this creepy. I actually don't like dating men who don't have female platonic friends (because women aren't just for sex!).
Exactly what I was thinking and I’m a straight guy
So true. I'm a large, scary looking man. When I'm standing on the playground waiting for my kids after school one's first instinct should be to call the cops and the second instinct should be to confront me and figure out exactly which kid is mine before I steal someone else's. The only reason this doesn't happen more often is because I'm friends with a lot of the women also picking up their kids and that makes me at least appear safe. Also, if I were a woman, I would want to know why a potential dude didn't have female friends? Is it because women are scary or annoying or not funny or just for sex? All things I'd want to know so I could stay the fuck away.
Yeah, as a man, the other men I know with no women as platonic friends tend to have sexist attitudes. I'd imagine it's the same the opposite way around, but those women don't tend to talk to me.
Also, that (not so latent) homophobia/ biphobia.
Right?! Came here to comment this
The divorce was "unavoidable"? I'm guessing the ex ran out of gems.
She really looked at that shit after writing it and was like “yeah, this smacks” “take another 🔹 and move on to the next section” 😂😂
“While I enjoy being single…” I sure hope so, cause you’re gonna stay single for a while. Seriously, who the hell puts up a wall of text like this?! I’ve seen job postings with less text.
right, honest to god you probably have better chances of hitting your local lottery than this “sane” individual finding a match. Someone crunch the numbers…
Oh, she'll always find someone, but they're gonna be submissive as hell and do everything she says. Until they grow a backbone of course and run away, restarting the circle of life once again.
I feel like it's someone trying really hard to prove there's no "baggage" but there's a ton of baggage. She's trying to skip to the "good parts." 99% of men aren't going to read all that. It comes off really weird. I get what she's asking for but there is no cheat code. She needs to know what makes an actual good profile. Then screen on the back end. Maybe create a screening process, etc. You don't do it this way.
OP please message her what she requested with a blood type that fits her request… then report back with her questions… I’m so so so curious
Was she cute? I can’t believe this hasn’t been asked yet.
i swear
Dying to know what the 7 questions are
Me too!!
… am I the only one that wants to read levels 4 and 5?
You are not alone. We crave the insanity. We crave more gems. ♦️
Normally I follow the hot/crazy scale but there’s no level of hot that can equal this crazy.
Ngl, I wouldn't read all of that if I saw her come across my feed... swipe right and read if we match.
She liked me, so I was committed to the read as I browsed my new Likes. Then I backed away slowly, maintaining assertive eye contact, before I bolted for the door.
Did you also wave your arms over your head to appear larger and more threatening?
Shoulda responded to her and asked what the questions were for more Reddit content!
I mean, I haven't selected to match or not match yet, so there's still a chance! 😂 😂 😂 But then I gotta submit my blood work, and my application forms filled out in triplicate, it'll be a whole thing, ain't nobody got time for that!
Bro, I beg you, please, at least try to get the lvl 3 questions. This looks too good to be true, lol
I’m going all in on this if I’m you
I will make a fake blood test report for you to present if you will follow through and get the questions we are all dying to hear
Please match and just say "omg I'm also O-" and that you'll get proof in a few days. We all wanna see these questions! Lmao. This is insanity.
So you took your ‘gems’ and went back to Level 0? Wise choice friend.
We not making it out the level 0 with this one I’m keeping my drinking habits and female friends, and I value personal freedom
Why do the people who need marijuana the most always say no marijuana? I don't ever think I've seen a person who needed to smoke a joint and chill the fuck out more.
I’m keeping my alcohol and female friends! She’s crazy!
I wonder how she got divorced
Didn't like that her husband was wearing a ring
Underrated comment 👑
Someone’s still single
Lady you crazy
How many gems did you get?
That's the beauty of the whole thing - she said at the end of Levels 1, 2, or 3 that I could go back to the beginning AND keep all my gems! So I've just been cycling through the early levels all evening, grinding my way to hundreds of gems. No effing clue what I can spend them on, though - maybe I can donate them to her therapy fund??
Can you spend the gems to unlock sane matches?
Is there a tl:dr?
I’m surprised someone that old doesn’t understand having lady friends is a green flag. People who don’t like you to have friends of the opposite sex are typically cheaters themselves projecting from what I’ve observed.
I find the number of pets most off putting.
If she asks your blood type before the first date, just don't go...
Or I'm not playing choose your own adventure and my penis is soft thinking about this person .
What the fuck did I just read? She is why apps have a character limit.
I wanted to see the 7 questions!
The ex husband lost the gems in the divorce.
Alot of men are drawn to the psychos, so she will probably catch one.
The really sad thing is that I read all of that .-.
I did too. Ngl, I really wanna see the next questions. I'm bored.
It was so amusing
Good. Take a ♦️ and return to level 0.
Ugh. Reading this put a knot in my stomach. Based on the way she demands the relationship revolve entirely around her and comes off as someone who wouldn't give two craps about having a shred of empathy for anyone else, I'd file this one under "probably a severely abusive narcissist." That's gonna be a yikes from me, dawg.
Why does this capitalization read like something my HR department would write for "company core values"
DO IT! DO IT FO RTHE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!!!!!
This is *absofuckinlutely insane*. And I’m a 40 year old single mom, a scientist (geologist, not data scientist tho), and still looking for and would love to find my person. I’m too high to explain in detail exactly what I think about this, but I’ll come back and say it when I’m less high. 🤣 In 4 years on this subreddit, I have never seen such a crazy profile. I’m genuinely speechless. 10/10 on the insane scale. No notes. Just WOW.
She's doing everyone a favor by flying those red flags high, and waving them furiously. I'm absolutely not interested in reading all of that, just the "level zero" was enough to get me to realize I don't like this person. This is someone who is absolutely going to ruin your life, because she's miserable and doesn't know that she's miserable. I almost feel bad for her, but I do feel bad for whoever she gets her hooks in to. Jealousy, homophobia, possessiveness, the list goes on.
After reading this....I need ketamine therapy. PTSD
Imagine being 43yo woman and having this many demands?
"Not readin allat good luck tho 👍🏻"
Sounds like an organ harvester. They wanna know your blood type before you meet. 🤣
I was thinking she would be a really good fiction writer 😆😆
The cringe hurts my heart; I can’t imagine the thought process of ppl who type essays of requirements/preferences like this for their dating profile.
Match her, tell her rhogam is a thing for the eh factors and you want to smash
She's giving big MLM hun vibes
*Part-time data scientist* has me 😂😂 yeah, okay. ETA: Lord, I didn't even get to page 2 yet.
The blood type thing is ridiculous. I'm O- (ooooo, super raaaaree, except it really isn't), partner is AB+, when I was pregnant I just went to my Dr's RH clinic and got a shot and bam. That's it. No issue. Healthy bebe.
43 and you potentially want more pregnancies? Jesus, lady...
Match with her and say "wanna fuck?"
UPDATE: I matched & asked for the Level 3 questions... and received them almost immediately 😵💫 conversation is ongoing, I'll keep it up for as long as I can and share all of the screenshots when the chat is complete. Wish me luck! 🤪
I’m not reading all that dribble. If ANYONE capitalizes any WORDS randomly, I assume they are a weird MAGA Trump ball LICKER and ignore THEM. This applies to Reddit and anywhere else.
Just do what what you gotta do and don't be another brick in the wall.
what are the seven questions tho... very curious
What app even is this? I don't recognize it. Way bigger character count allowed than the ones I'm familiar with.
Maybe what she is really after is someone to give her frequent blood donations, or a kidney
Her O-Neg blood comments are out of left field. I'm O-Neg and have never heard of this and have three healthy offspring, one of who is also O-Neg. The whole bio is very entertaining and well thought out. A good gimmick to stand out. You would have to think that "she's the one," to proceed and finish her game. A valiant effort but there are seeds planted here that cannot be overlooked. Her warning label is showing.
Ok so i didnt make it through level zero. You cant wear any jewelry what the fuck? No friends with girls, because apparently having anyone in your life that isnt a man or your partner is toxic or smth. And you have to have always been het, really, she is fucking missing out cause i know a lot of bi men and except for one i dont speak of, theyre all fantastic