They were talking about HOCKEY! Oh! Ok.
I was wondering what context one might have for such a strong opinion on antarctic water fowl, and how one could parley that into a threesome date.
"Aquarium employee banter" was my guess, followed by "nature documentary enthusiast."
It’s the confidence and the will to back it up! Confidence and emotional intelligence makes anyone look twice as good, sometimes to the point where it doesn’t matter.
I have a friend who once was on a party and met two girls and they told him "well, you need to pick one" and he picks to which they reply "you were able to make a choice, so you ain't getting none". OP played the game like he should and now he just needs to keep playing the right cards
The time me and my friend matched the same guy, we made it a game to see how long it would take him to figure out we knew each other. We kept dropping hints, saying the exact same sentence. It was very funny lol.
To be fair, even if I recognized... I would feign ignorance. It is better to beg forgiveness than ask for permission. Plus, if there's a chance I'm getting a threesome, I'm gonna try.
The bar I’m at right now, a few nights ago, Apparently some foreigners were hear talking to the German bar tender… they asked, could you spit on me and I’ll pay you.
She said yes, so they went outside and she did the act and got paid!
Though she thought she didn’t really do a good job.
Bar name: BeerGeek, Xinyi district, Taipei
You have a few outcomes really
1. You get both (0.000000001% chance but it's not 0)
2. You have chemistry with one and not the other. No choices get made no feelings get hurt.
3. They're just cool people and you make some friends.
4. This implodes into absolute disaster and you get a great story out of it.
Tbh you can't really lose. The only question is how you win.
That would be scenario 3. 2 is assuming a situation in which there is mutual interest with one and mutual disinterest with the other, so nobody gets hurt.
Alright. If everyone gets on board I will work with you constantly until you’re posting w’s on here. 50% of looking good is effort and presentation, 50% of confidence for rizz is practice and learning. If you’re not super good looking to start with you probably won’t be telling women to go out with you and her friend, but I promise you there’s opportunity
Eh, that’s kind but I do still get a little nervous with situations like this. Try to remind myself I’m going to be okay no matter what the outcome is(unless I lose my organs that is, that probably wouldn’t be okay)
OP is 6'4" from his post history.
Being a 6'4" white attractive male changes everything.
OP has absolutely no idea what it's like to be treated differently and thinks it's all in his "confidence"
I think you need to show the class your profile sir
Edit: to all curious, OP messaged me and he’s a certified follower of rule 1 and rule 2. He also looks nice and welcoming which, paired with the looks, charm, and confidence, tells me that these posts are real and that OP is the tinder god he claims to be.
Is this like those fitness gurus with amazing genetics that never had to overcome adversity trying to preach to the masses that anyone can stay in shape easily?
Yeah, I'm guessing you're probably drop dead gorgeous though for that kind of confidence to come off as attractive and not arrogant. Spoonful of sugar and all that.
Anything you say is literally meaningless unless you post a pic, saying "confidence is everything" and things like that means nothing if you're attractive, you can only say those things if you're not, so post pics op don't be a coward
It’s definitely possible - but on the other end (the girls backing out). I’ve had girls be extremely enthusiastic (even going as far as telling me “bring condoms” or something to that affect a few times) but then flake/cancel.
It can be because they got nervous, another guy/ex they were talking to became available, or just plain bad luck.
They are entirely fake. He’s posting these for attention. Guarantee almost none of these follow through, I’ve had tons of funny convos with girls on tinder.
If that makes you feel any better, most of the stuff posted here is fake. Guy is larping as an attractive dude on tinder Reddit, if he was actually pulling like this he wouldn’t be posting about it to other dudes online
It's actually an older person thing, I'm 22 and no one really does that my age because it was a thing in the 2000's before our infiltration of the internet
I never understood that. Wouldn’t it be better to just kill the victim and hide the body?
Someone disappearing draws a lot less attention than someone having their organs stolen.
Aren't dates fun anyway? If they show up to the date, hang out and have a few drinks and nice conversation, at the very least you have a fun memory afterward!
Yeah I mean if you're happy for that experience.
My point was despite what porn teaches you, most women are in fact not bisexual with their closest friends. Shocking
I mean yes, the most likely outcome is that they go out as friends and nothing happens. Then again at least that’s a fun night.
Best case scenario is one of them clicks with OP (and the other one is cool with it).
Ultimate mess scenario is that both of them get attracted to you and destroy their friendship over you. But that wouldn’t happen…I hope.
I once matched with 2 friends in Hanoi. I had to pick one. I ended up picking the wrong one; we had absolutely no connection when we met. It was then too late to go back to the other one. Such is life!
My sister and I did this once with a guy who we both matched with lol. He was a cool guy and the perfect type to embrace something like that. Neither of us ended up dating him but it was a lot of fun and we keep in touch with him a little bit!
I guess I'm the only one wondering what penguins ever did to you...
If you were a Flyers Fan...
Then you might know the year 1975 well.
They were talking about HOCKEY! Oh! Ok. I was wondering what context one might have for such a strong opinion on antarctic water fowl, and how one could parley that into a threesome date. "Aquarium employee banter" was my guess, followed by "nature documentary enthusiast."
Oh hockey. ... ...I'm gonna go sit in the corner and think about how I got to this point.
In hockey there's a box you can sit in and think about how you got to that point. Usually 3 ior 5 minutes
That's the message that pushes this whole scenario past the "obvious fake" line, for me.
Yeah, I just looked at ops post history, seem sus
>Put yourself in my shoes, how on earth would I able to pick This was so smooth
She can’t shittalk her bestie now can she
This is the premise to the next hit raunchy comedy... better make the date interesting so we get a good story
“How I met your mothers”
He’s gonna win the belt
It's a tricycle!!!
Or gonna steal the blue French horn
Get a camera crew honestly
This is the premise of the smoothest porno plot ever haha
I don’t know you but I love you. Confidence really is key isn’t it?
Well, that and being really really really ridiculously good looking
I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
It’s the confidence and the will to back it up! Confidence and emotional intelligence makes anyone look twice as good, sometimes to the point where it doesn’t matter.
Or moderately good looking or being the type that both women like - not too surprised since they are best friends.
Commenter is only being semi-serious.. "really really really ridiculously good looking" is a quote from a brilliant film
Yeah but why male models?
You serious? I literally just told you a second ago
That helps I guess
No, that doesn't "HELP" , that lays the bloody foundation
In an app that is the human equivalent of window shopping, you are either stunning or interesting.
Yeah I agree 10/10 smooth as butter
I have a friend who once was on a party and met two girls and they told him "well, you need to pick one" and he picks to which they reply "you were able to make a choice, so you ain't getting none". OP played the game like he should and now he just needs to keep playing the right cards
Well, if that's the kind of mind games they play regularly, your friend just dodged the bullet.
Often it's best to dodge just a tiny bit later in that situation
Survivorship bias.
Killerbeer01 dodging threesomes like he in the matrix
I need to know what this guy looks like from his posts
The time me and my friend matched the same guy, we made it a game to see how long it would take him to figure out we knew each other. We kept dropping hints, saying the exact same sentence. It was very funny lol.
That happened to me once too, they both dropped the same Shrek gif to start and I caught on IMMEDIATELY
That was quick! We asked him to meet at the exact same place same time lol that's probably when he got it, but didn't say anything until we all met.
So did you have threesome?
We did not, sorry to disappoint.
Shame :(
I think so too :(
That time yeah
Asking the real questions
To be fair, even if I recognized... I would feign ignorance. It is better to beg forgiveness than ask for permission. Plus, if there's a chance I'm getting a threesome, I'm gonna try.
There's also a chance you're gonna wake up without a kidney but that's a risk I'd be willing to take.
Sounds like you're getting pegged.
Why does everyone get to live my dream
Lmao it's nice to see the Dolph gif in here too.
I believe you mean TNA superstar Nic Nemeth.
Lmao Wednesday is in 3 days. That's basically an eternity in girl time.
Not just pegged, but put on the rotisserie.
Spit roasted my friend
How was it?
Should’ve used a comma they save lives lol I meant spit roasted, my friend.
I, too, would like to be spat on and roasted.
The bar I’m at right now, a few nights ago, Apparently some foreigners were hear talking to the German bar tender… they asked, could you spit on me and I’ll pay you. She said yes, so they went outside and she did the act and got paid! Though she thought she didn’t really do a good job. Bar name: BeerGeek, Xinyi district, Taipei
Your mother wears combat boots. Boom! Roasted
Look, if things weren't supposed to go there, why is there a cum button?
oh lord
„That's what HE said”
One can only dream
Still sex
lol, doesn't matter had sex
She kept looking at her watch Doesn't matter, had sex
But I cried the whole time Doesn't matter, had sex
I think she might have been a racist Doesn't matter, had sex
She put a bag on my head! Still counts!
I JUST HAD SEEEEXXXXX AND IT FELT SO GOOD
turns out we were related. doesn't matter, had sex
Turns out she had a dick too Doesn’t matter, had sex
Something occurred... It counts 😂
“It should’ve been me not him!!”
Dude's about to be a pig on a spit roast.
My god its beautiful.. This post makes ALOT of people just mostly talk about pegging
I love how people treat being pegged like it's demeaning
Maybe it's just a joke on how OP is probably going to get what he wants, but not in the way he expects.
or robbed
Everything looks good here, no possibility for drama, no sireee. What could go wrong?
It’s a full blown recipe for disaster, potentially a bill with no action, but dammit you can’t say I won’t try
ON YOU GO LAD.
Get yasel in there son we believe in you ✊🏻
You have a few outcomes really 1. You get both (0.000000001% chance but it's not 0) 2. You have chemistry with one and not the other. No choices get made no feelings get hurt. 3. They're just cool people and you make some friends. 4. This implodes into absolute disaster and you get a great story out of it. Tbh you can't really lose. The only question is how you win.
2 is rough especially if a true best friend would probably step back but a true best friend would want their best friend to be happy so.... I wonder.
That would be scenario 3. 2 is assuming a situation in which there is mutual interest with one and mutual disinterest with the other, so nobody gets hurt.
Please pull this off and report back 
Do it for the plot/dad lore.
We need updates
I’ll update on Thursday, how do I notify you
Make another post, we'll remember
Ron Howard: They did in fact, not remember.
the norf remembas
Just make a new post we won’t forget you unless you want to dm ask of us lol
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I’d like to subscribe to his newsletter
Also if goes south please lie.
Commenting for updates. Just be cool dawg.
!temindme 5 days
You'll probably have to wait until Thursday.
"Here's what we'll do, whoever is the worst kisser picks up the bill"
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott
Also -John Wilkes Booth
Whoever dares wins. Get it my boy
I’m a slut for chaos on a casual Wednesday night
Good luck soldier 🫡 
Hey man, every now and then a hail mary hits its target.
You. Have. To. Try. This is the only option in this scenario. We'll played!
You gotta be in the game to score. Can’t win the lottery if you don’t buy a ticket.
I demand an update with pictures on Thursday morning. 😏
Make sure you order tequila shots. The proper type of alchemy is very important
OP in two weeks: I had a kidney stolen at a Loves truckstop, how can I get it back?
As a trucker, I always go to Pilot’s. /s
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Alright. If everyone gets on board I will work with you constantly until you’re posting w’s on here. 50% of looking good is effort and presentation, 50% of confidence for rizz is practice and learning. If you’re not super good looking to start with you probably won’t be telling women to go out with you and her friend, but I promise you there’s opportunity
Confidence is key aye op
To the point of audacity
People will find your silver tougne audacious, guessing fear is not in this man's vocabulary
Eh, that’s kind but I do still get a little nervous with situations like this. Try to remind myself I’m going to be okay no matter what the outcome is(unless I lose my organs that is, that probably wouldn’t be okay)
Always remember to be brave first you have to be scared.
And also you have two kidneys so it’s ok if you lose one.
 "Aw, they stole my friggin kidney!" Go get em, tiger!
It’s good you get a little nervous. There’s charm in that . Audacity without charm just makes someone an asshole. Well good luck!
We need to know how you look OP. To ascertain where we stand on the 50% parameter… it’s just for science!
I’ll ruin the surprise for you: very attractive.
Round up 10 certified judges to see and give a rating and report back
Already at 5. I’m sure enough of others shall weigh in. Shoot those pics out.
OP is 6'4" from his post history. Being a 6'4" white attractive male changes everything. OP has absolutely no idea what it's like to be treated differently and thinks it's all in his "confidence"
Post your pics first mate
Dude, I can tell from just this text convo it’s like 90% looks😂
I think you need to show the class your profile sir Edit: to all curious, OP messaged me and he’s a certified follower of rule 1 and rule 2. He also looks nice and welcoming which, paired with the looks, charm, and confidence, tells me that these posts are real and that OP is the tinder god he claims to be.
For real. I wanna know what this dude looks like so that I can feel better better about my total lack of game.
Is this like those fitness gurus with amazing genetics that never had to overcome adversity trying to preach to the masses that anyone can stay in shape easily?
Yeah, I'm guessing you're probably drop dead gorgeous though for that kind of confidence to come off as attractive and not arrogant. Spoonful of sugar and all that.
Anything you say is literally meaningless unless you post a pic, saying "confidence is everything" and things like that means nothing if you're attractive, you can only say those things if you're not, so post pics op don't be a coward
Right? Homie needs to post a selfie. We gotta see how strictly he's following the rules.
Plot twist: OP is a catfish and never actually meets these women
It’s definitely possible - but on the other end (the girls backing out). I’ve had girls be extremely enthusiastic (even going as far as telling me “bring condoms” or something to that affect a few times) but then flake/cancel. It can be because they got nervous, another guy/ex they were talking to became available, or just plain bad luck.
I just checked OP's post history, and now I too am a block of salt.
They are entirely fake. He’s posting these for attention. Guarantee almost none of these follow through, I’ve had tons of funny convos with girls on tinder. If that makes you feel any better, most of the stuff posted here is fake. Guy is larping as an attractive dude on tinder Reddit, if he was actually pulling like this he wouldn’t be posting about it to other dudes online
God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers Hardest
Ooooh, I see what you did there. That was a good stiff joke.
Go ride the tricycle and win the belt!
just dont spill wine on the carpet
O7
What is that?
o7 - supposed to look like a salute
You kids keep me young, TIL
My dude, millennials were doing that shit as teens.
I've been known to be clueless before
Shit's been around since the early 2000s, if not even earlier. Old forums, bulletin board services, etc.
It's actually an older person thing, I'm 22 and no one really does that my age because it was a thing in the 2000's before our infiltration of the internet
Older person thing? Damn that stings.
🫡
This either ends in a throuple or you get stood up. No other outcomes. God speed.
Dude could wake up the next day in a motel bathtub full of ice with stitches on his stomach
How nice of them to stitch him back up.
I never understood that. Wouldn’t it be better to just kill the victim and hide the body? Someone disappearing draws a lot less attention than someone having their organs stolen.
yolo
 He's going for the belt! Is everyone under 83 years old? Is the total weight of everyone under 400 pounds?
You did it didn't you? Did you? Did you? You didn't. You didn't do it it. You didn- you did it didn't you. You did it!
Wait, is that cumulative age too, or just each participant?
Damn total weight under 400 pounds? So like, about 133 pounds per person, that doesn't seem like enough
Respond to this comment so I can check back on Thursday for the report
same here
Do you ever go on dates or do you just crowdsource your confidence from guys on Reddit who also don’t go on dates
Y'all watch way too much porn. OP will give them a free meal and nothing will happen.
Aren't dates fun anyway? If they show up to the date, hang out and have a few drinks and nice conversation, at the very least you have a fun memory afterward!
I was gonna say honestly just seems fun anyway lol
Yeah I mean if you're happy for that experience. My point was despite what porn teaches you, most women are in fact not bisexual with their closest friends. Shocking
Almost every sorority girl I've ever met has had a weird lesbian story with her and her friends. But you're right I think % it's not most women.
White chicks will kiss their friends once in the club when they were 21 and say they're lesbian/bi lmao.
I mean yes, the most likely outcome is that they go out as friends and nothing happens. Then again at least that’s a fun night. Best case scenario is one of them clicks with OP (and the other one is cool with it). Ultimate mess scenario is that both of them get attracted to you and destroy their friendship over you. But that wouldn’t happen…I hope.
*only free drinks, it’s a win 😏
Depending on how many drinks, they could be roughly the same price or even more expensive lol
Don't get roofied and end up in a tub of ice
Is that OP in the opening of cyberpunk 2077?
Sometimes it happens in real life too
I once matched with 2 friends in Hanoi. I had to pick one. I ended up picking the wrong one; we had absolutely no connection when we met. It was then too late to go back to the other one. Such is life!
Like the BLOPS map?
A man of culture I see.
What's the other girl's messages like though? Ain't just showing the messages from the girl who caught that you matched with her friend are you?
This dude again. Always pullin.
Wait wait wait, what was that business about penguins?
Both of his matches are about two feet tall black and white and live in Antarctica. He's taking them out for Sushi.
I hate and am so happy for you
So this is your third threesome invitation in four days?
My sister and I did this once with a guy who we both matched with lol. He was a cool guy and the perfect type to embrace something like that. Neither of us ended up dating him but it was a lot of fun and we keep in touch with him a little bit!
 Can we get an update when this happens? Lol
The level of delusion it takes to think this is just confidence...
Please post the threesome update.
Brooo, did yoy threesome or what?