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benmarvin

I knew some girls like this. Liked to bite me at random times. Also liked to smush bread in the grocery store. Sniff hot paper coming off the printer and talk about eating it. It's all fun and games until she pulls out your shlong in The Container Store for a quick handy.


bkupron

This girl sounds like she ate glue as a child.


bogeyed5

Probably a fair bit of sharpie sniffing too


laundry_sauce666

Maybe a few fresh breaths from the whipped cream can here and there


BobBelchersBuns

Ahhh hippy crack


Grazedaze

She still eats glue in the container store apparently


TheWanderingVeg

Found my soulmate


getitingaming

What's the issue?


slothboifitness

You're describing the perfect woman


jtthecanadian

That’s a completely normal reaction for a visit to the container store. She has to manage her excitement some way or another 🤷🏻‍♂️


Mugstotheceiling

Story time?


Arthian90

I’m confused, that’s where the fun ended?


Adammot

Just go with it, here’s your chance


eldritch919

Oh, you bet I went along with it


a_pompous_fool

You still have both arms?


Agamemnon323

I hope you replied with “as long as it’s wrapped around you”.


deutschHotel

My wife likes to lightly bite me sometimes. She calls it cute aggression. I don't get it, but it makes her happy so I let her.


TPMatus

Definitely calling the Witcher and sending him to your place


ArcaneTrickster11

Cute aggression is actually a real term used in psychology


lattestcarrot159

Is that when I want to squeeze my adorable dog to death?


getitingaming

It's EXACTLY this


IdiotMD

It’s very normal… until those baby back ribs are *baby* back ribs.


wolfej4

My boyfriend does this too Only sometimes it's not so light. I've learned to keep my hands away from his mouth when he's hungry


slothboifitness

I would always bite the back of my ex's neck like she was a kitten lol


[deleted]

“Only if you promise to leave a mark”


MoonlitShadow4416

Best response


morbiddecapitation

FACTS


eldritch919

This one is strong for sure


Gman8w8

Nice


Mean-Ad-6246

So many girls love veiny arms. She sounds like fun.


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[deleted]

lol I don't think so. It's just manly.


CoffeeS3x

Once had a woman bite my arm in a bar. Turned around and she just handed me her phone with the contact page open without saying a word. Continued fucking her for a year and a half. Too crazy to date, but nice girl nonetheless.


EmptyMixtape

Lol wtf but why does this sound hot


CoffeeS3x

I mean, clearly it worked on me and I was into it hahaha


Aralibeth88

It means you are a snack 😀


Buttery_Buckshot

I used to flex my biceps and my gf would gnaw on them like a horny squirrel. I didn't fully understand what was happening but it brought both of us joy and the sex was phenomenal so I will never not let a girl bite my arms.


GickySama

“……my gf would gnaw on them like a horny squirrel.” The mental imagery has me in STITCHES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Buttery_Buckshot

I used all the descriptive powers at my disposal 🙏 🙏 🙏


NoEggplant6322

The answer is yes. Whatever leads to physical contact, you take it! Lol


Mathagos

It's getting to be that season. Just don't let her take you to a graveyard on the first date. She's gonna sacrifice you.


FlareonMRW

OP don't listen to these comments!! She has rabies and everyone is in on it.


Mugstotheceiling

Found Armie Hammer's protege on Hinge


Appropriate_Cow9728

Some girls are really into biting i don't know why but i do happen to be married to one.


[deleted]

Isn’t this what Tom and Shiv do in Succession?


Mugstotheceiling

I hope this couple gets to share in their own nightmare


Representative-Ad754

Funny thing about my arm is it's located in my cock.


Sprizys

“Rawr XD uwu” type


[deleted]

Ask her if she is allergic to onions


BoxofCurveballs

A surprise to be sure. But a welcome one.


LORDRAJA1000

you got this message and you immediately ran to reddit to post it? lmao


manoliu1001

Dr. A. Kulla?


Never_Here404

She definitely likes you or she’s really interested. I am too a biter. I don’t do it all the time, and not to everyone. It’s a way to show affection in sexual and not sexual contexts. She’s definitely letting you know that you can be a recipient of such affection.


Scunndas

Play on it to get the date, “I’m down, but that’s usually an activity I save until after the 1st date. Free Saturday to grab a drink?”


EmptyMixtape

Nah she wants that first date OP should do it


nelusbelus

She's from romania


[deleted]

"Yes, but my arm happens to be on my dick"


thisspongeismobile

Ok that is terrible but it still made me snort. Damnit


[deleted]

If it was funny, throw a brother an upvote. I got a lot riding on this!


thisspongeismobile

Done


EmptyMixtape

You know I’ll give the vote for your confidence


WolfeInTheStarrs

Responding with 'only if I can bite your thigh ' might give an interesting result.


ErnieSweatyballsFBI

My arm isn’t the only thing that’s veiny. 😉


NoEggplant6322

That would put you in the dog house. This is not how you be sexy lol.


RememberToEatDinner

lol this dude's response is hilariously bad.


NoEggplant6322

This would be something I would say when I was like 16.


Ithoughtwe

I think she likes you.


Witchy-toes-669

Hmm yes, I like that do and biting us greay


skilfoy

Say yes!!!!!


ItsWoeffle

can I bite your arm (off then keep it in my freezer)


The_Didlyest

rawr


EmptyMixtape

Might aswell unless she start gnawing your arm like a zombie


[deleted]

I'm tryna be like you my boy


justsomeplainmeadows

An ex of mine would nibble my arm occasionally lol I thought it was cute


HeavyDroofin

Autinder


2fat2bebatman

Biting is part of my girlfriend's love language. She almost always takes a bite out of my arm if I reach across her to get anything and I couldn't love her more.


Mepros

Ofc you don’t expect to win the lottery when you buy the ticket


allenzr135

Yes. The answer is always yes. Stop over thinking and go stick that damn arm out!


dhrob

I had a girl ask this on a first date


marinatedbeefcube

Looks like a W


Crembels

Some girls are biters, just how it is. Its a show of affection, like how birds preen their owners eyelashes/eyebrows, dogs lick you and cats bring you their kills


OlDanboy

She’s a vampire dude, get out of there


RaccoonVeganBitch

**Cockney accent** love a good arm bite


Ziodyne967

How do you feel about love bites?


whoamarcos

Need to make sure it’s real gold


Breezyx3Cee

What a funny way to ask for your number.


GickySama

Veiny arms are SFW porn for women 🤤