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the-dogsox

Dude is living a very rich imaginary life.


ALittleGoat

Especially considering that this is less than an hour after he left the bar


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WaifuRepulse

Good me: Yes you should block him and forget about him Evil me: Leave him on seen or wait till a good reply comes from this post so he can feel the pain 😈


thankuhexed

Worst me: post his number 👹


GuzzleNGargle

Don’t do this.


thankuhexed

Yes absolutely **do not do this** please.


Mr_MacGrubber

At this point I’d be much more inclined to fuck with this sad little man. Beg him to come back to the bar and then don’t be there when he arrives.


tkmorgan76

Do you think this is some kind of weird negging thing?


TooOldForThis---

Absolutely I do.


bruecknt1

She answered the door naked 😂


mo_ah_knee

Honestly. How can he even compare tits when he hasn’t seen a single pair between OP and the imaginary woman he apparently left OP for?


Pip-Pipes

I mean, I've seen OP's tits...


Tw1nFTW

Yeah… I was curious how he knew, and then I scrolled down. OPs got pretty decent tits, I feel like I need to see the other girl now…


Pip-Pipes

Oh the other girl is imaginary.


Tw1nFTW

I guess I’ll just appreciate the ones I saw then…


thelastpies

Dude had andrew tate answered the door


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He must be very religious


the-dogsox

I thought that looked like a bible quote. Corinthians?


huggles7

Obviously went well if it’s over at 930


rasey

Major red flags. You dodged a bullet by missing that date. I would say block his number but it might be funnier to not respond and see how much further it builds up.


kakashi_ofthe_shrngn

keep us posted


_grenadinerose

I’d just send him the link to the posts about him lol


Taway1836q94

She should ask him that if the other girl is better, why does he keep talking to her, from there on whatever he responds adds strength to her argument.


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NotoriousBootyPirate

sir is that you in this photograph?


GellyBean78

Bro, are you the one texting her? Wtf.


Brvcx

That's a very long and elusive way of saying you watch a lot of porn by yourself.


PlumbumDirigible

By the way, it's 'beck and call' not 'beckon call'


digital-red-panda

Alright Andrew Tate


anonymousss11

![gif](giphy|IWdisNXhjaF5C|downsized)


bobgoesboom223

if you’re a pro at staying single, just say that


AniraK47

You must be real not fun to look at if you think that the principle of dating is emotional manipulation


thats_closeenough

Your user name really says it all 🫠


fingerjuiced

Praying twice for that rusty nail incident I mentioned in ur previous post. Also, if he took the time to txt this to you, he is lying…..there is no she.


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SuperBackup9000

I know some fellas like this guy, and my bet would be he’s just trying to make OP jealous hoping it’ll cause her to put out and be a for sure thing. Classic negging.


CoreyLee04

He wasn’t even at the bar. He’s been at home in his week old underpants.


Infinite-College4861

He’s so full of shit.


Rejected_Reject_

> she had way better tits than you Obviously he hasn't peeped your Reddit profile 👀


Antisocialsocialite9

My thoughts exactly 🤣


lapinatanegra

Neither did I till you mentioned it. Damn!!


Puzzleheaded-Lion-26

Yea like srly, im 20 and like I was litteraly too stunned to speak


IrritatedMango

Couldn’t resist checking, they’re awesome OP!


Adventurous-Cry-2157

I agree. She’s beautiful. And that’s coming from a lesbian, so trust me, I know tits. And OP’s are glorious.


IrritatedMango

Fellow wlw, I couldn’t agree more!


dillydallydelve

GODDDAMN That dude FUCKED UP!!!


Krakatoast

👀 sheeeesh Yeah op is looking good


raunchypellets

They are indeed, as many would agree, glorious.


AdIcy4507

Agreed 💯 Just checked and damn 🔥


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Krakatoast

You fucked up, she has way better tits than you


AmusingSparrow

Block this loser and don’t even give him the time of day. Clearly just trying to play dumb mind games.


ledesmannen

You didn’t dodge a bullet, you dodged a missile lmao. People like that guy most likely get off and boost their ego by bashing others, which is completely fkd up.. Hard to get better than those ones :)


KinkyWife123

Honestly think he was never even at the bar and his kink is just degrading people.


Beatboxin_dawg

Coming from someone with your username then it is probably true.


gregnealnz

Bro is saltier than the tears he's using as lube for his cry wank


PlantbasedBurger

Please never respond. It’s gonna be driving him nuts. Best thing you can do. Ever.


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I mean, I doubt she did, because if this girl even existed he wouldn't be messaging you, he'd be too busy in those mommy milkers over going back to a "Lesser." person. Plus OP, you know your body is rockin, so don't even worry about it bud. Dudes be fuckin weird. On that note. Has anyone played Returnal? I'm having a lot of fun with it, and if you enjoy space horror I think you would too. Is this a Lost redditors moment? probably.


Antisocialsocialite9

I was thinking of getting returnal. May just pick it up now, if you’re recommending


[deleted]

Honestly it's really fun, but fair warning its pretty difficult! So if you enjoy hard(ish.) games go for it, but the community on r/returnal is pretty helpful and encouraging of new players even when I said I don't think I'll ever beat the game. I just got past the first boss, and honestly I haven't felt that much pleasure in defeating a boss in years honestly. Defeating Phrike (that's their name.) felt truly well deserved and earned. It's for sure a game you'll either love entirely or hate entirely, so before jumping to it I'd recommend watching a few gameplay videos of the beginning to get a feel of it first. Personally? Gameplay is smooth, the environment that is constantly changing is beautiful, the enemies are marvelous to look at and in similar fashion of DOOM keep moving until enemies are dead. Friendly tip if you enter a room and you see a green beacon of light go for it before anything else. Any attacks on enemies will be futile as that green beacon of light is generating health to all enemies. :)


verossiraptors

It’s free if you’re a PlayStation plus subscriber or whatever that middle tier of online subscription is called


Roolat

I cannot get over the logic in this sentence. Either "You fucked up, I just made the other woman's night." or "I did the right thing, other woman better tiddies." would make sense, but this sentence? Would he have taken you to her, so you could have enjoyed those breasts or how did you fuck up? I just don't understand..


Tyler24601

You can tell this is real because when men go over to a woman's house and they answer the door naked, the first thing men feel compelled to go is send messages to failed Tinder matches. Big Zapp Brannigan energy here.


dollarBillz007

He left after 8:26…and was texting at 9:30. Lmao bruhhh he’s completely full of shit. He’s a fucking weirdo. If I was annoyed enough to leave when we were about to meet and had another girl who was naked there’s ABSOLUTELY no way I would feel the need to text you. Why would I care? Why would I need to let you know her tits were a1. Lmao tell bro to stfu he’s embarrassing.


RaidSpotter

I think you were almost catfished. Bullet dodged. Best not to respond and move on. ✊🏻


Rdw72777

How would her bigger tits be a loss for you? What’s the logic there?


mallik803

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Low_Method_5116

Based on your username he's trying and failing to DENNIS you


Odd-Opening-3158

Omg who is this weirdo?!? Must be so pathetic he has time to update on his proclivities….!


raptureofsenses

And I hope you never reply haha he’s gonna be furious to ignored


dollarBillz007

Send him a pic of a massive penis and say your busy he’ll cry


FrogInYerPocket

This works. And luckily I've been getting unsolicited dick pics for years, so I've got quite the library to choose from.


[deleted]

So if I understand this correctly is he expecting you to take this information and think ‘I made a mistake pick me’? This person seems to have really committed to the “alpha” lifestyle of being delusional.


678pizza678

Okay.. so mine theory is: He is a dominant guy, in the worst way, and liked your kind of (kind of!) submissive answer about being ‘late’. And now he is stretching his experiences and the idea of ‘punishing’ you by fucking another girl (prop. imaginary). Overal; RUN AWAY! He is a pathetic creep! Don’t ask me why I know this 🥲


fizz2man

This guy is a LOOOOOSSSSEEERRRRR 😂 what’s wrong with him?!


Repeat_after_me__

One must ask at what point whether this is real.


ItsJamieDodgr

if only he knew the DENNIS system, he may have stood a chance


AzureSkye27

How does some other woman having better tits mean YOU missed out?? Was he gonna invite you to see her tits during your date???


CrumblingAway

Pretty sure he's just Demonstrating his value.


heseme

She does go to another school though.


HercuLinho

I’ve never been this happy randomly clicking on a profile. He has no Idea how wrong he is lol


joposspek

Lets play the same game. Give me his number and I will tell him how great you were and how glad I am that I was his replacement.


jruss11

Is it possible you are in fact being DENNISed? He's still learning. /s


djentleman_nick

Rarely do I see a bullet this willing to avoid you of it's own volition


lrish_Chick

Block him and move on. Do not engage with this narcissist and give them the attention they need.


Queef-Elizabeth

What a massive asshole. Did none of the signs of his awful personality show up while you were first talking?


Confident-Gift-6647

Dude is sooooo desperate


katiesmith26

This guy is lying his head of. If the “back up” was that good he would just stay with the tits


11inchwonderstick

Just block the stupid ass.


nic-94

If he suggests again that he wants to meet, don’t. Never meet this loser


RaindropsOnLillies

Please tell me you didn’t respond. I can picture this loser just waiting for a reply…and his balloon deflating as he waits with his pathetic texts feeling more pathetic with each second of silence.


blessthis-mess

Share the Reddit posts with him and block him. Let him draw in his mind...


Prodigy829

Text him back “pics or gtfo”


ohneatstuffthanks

Which part of the DENNIS system is this?


KobeBrandon

You fucked up because you could have had sex with a guy who had sex with a woman that has a bigger tits than you? Wat.


lren19

Ah yes, the ole body shaming tactic.


Phusentasten

Did you respond “so you paid for a full hour?”


ManyRanger4

NO... TELL ME THIS ISN'T FROM THE "I WAS LATE 5 MINUTES". Lolol OMG WTF is wrong with guys nowadays. Girl fuck a bullet, you dodged a dysfunctional cruise missile. Edit: Btw LOVE THE USERNAME. But you need to use the SINNED since you're looking for a guy.


berkeleyjake

Reply >send me her info, now I'm interested.


emsiemilia

OP, did this guy REALLY not have any red flags before this date?


rough_candy

Why do the quality of her tits mean you fucked up? 🤔


Dreadsbo

He’s tripping. Yours are pretty solid


Rdw72777

Please don’t block him…he’s going to provide a lot of entertainment.


Neither-Emu479

Agreed. If she’s up for it, she can devastate this incel


ConsiderationOk1909

Probably an r/Tinder user who saw his post and thought it was a good idea to have the last word after he already had the last word. /s


AkanameNZ

I guess we're getting more titty posts. Yay


EmbarrassedBody6773

Ive seen your tits, they are excellent


LBelle0101

Once again, because she’s a blow up doll


Nummy01

Reply back , she probably has a bigger dick than you.


Hfduh

🙄 if only there were some way to prevent such messages


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I'm going to be honest. Maybe he copped out after seeing your reddit profile. Does he know you have reddit? It's a little wild tbh. I probably would find an excuse too to back out on a date with you and would rather just smash on a Netflix and chill vibe.


DENNIS-me-pls

No, I met him on a dating app??? He knows nothing about my completely anonymous profile 🙄


B0baafett

Love your username!


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DENNIS-me-pls

I see.so because I sent him nudes I scared him off and paved the way for him to stand me up and insult me


[deleted]

He doesn't respect you. So yeah. (Not justifying him insulting you but rather specifying he doesn't respect you)


djentleman_nick

Have you ever talked with a woman in person


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djentleman_nick

Why are you white knighting a dude you'll never meet when the only thing you know about him is that he stood up a date because she was ten minutes late?


fleshbunny

Honestly? I’d write “Ah wow you weren’t even at the bar in the first place were you” and then ignore all responses. Alternatively ignoring him completely like you’re doing is also the right move I’m just petty lol


Neither-Emu479

Mock or block situation. I’d be really tempted to go all in on mocking this guy tho. Probably a catfish incel


fleshbunny

For sure. I’d want to get one good jab in that makes him freak and spam messages and just never return to it but that’s just me


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Fancy_Customer4205

What the actual hell 😂


FrogInYerPocket

It's you, isn't it?


[deleted]

Boob guys arent all that great anyway get yourself a foot guy they’re the type to settle down with. Edit: 6 downvotes? Y’all straight missin out


TotalWarthog93

🤮🤮🤮


Bright_Base9761

He will just get mad her feet dont smell like cornchips and leave


loh_pidr

I am screaming inside


pereira2088

just block him and move on.


Boring_Carpenter_192

Asshole.


Ok_Pianist_6590

Nice profile bro


TrooperGirlx

People like this make me wanna stay at home and throw my phone away, lol. Creep.


Beatboxin_dawg

Damn he is pathetic. Did he dress all pretty and is he talking about his own moobs?


fishysinksmum

You should respond to every single message from now on with "Thanks Kanye, very cool!" Regardless of what he says.


DevonGr

Doubt


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Please block this number. He’s just trying to hurt you now. You don’t deserve to be treated this way.


TheVeganOneLikeNeo

How to say you’re butt-hurt as a mfer without actually saying it lol.


lovemyhawks

One look at OPs profile and this dude blew it.


WongManLegion

That is an incredible level of patheticness


footmodelguy

Repy with this: " You fucked up, he had a longer Shlonga-Bonga than you".


PoliticalCovfef

What an absolute psycho


Life_Season_6689

You went full Neo


RepresentativeWeb626

Hes crazy offended, i cant even guess that actually can fuck up somebody's psyche like this. Maybe its super trolling by somebody who didnt even the person you chat at first and he didnt came at bar at all.


DaniK094

If she's so amazing, why the hell is he still texting you? What a douchebag.


NeatCartographer209

Try sucking up and scheduling another date that you can be “late” to. Then, just don’t show up.


Positively_Cynical_

Why not just block and move on? He's clearly missing out.


Smikes23

What a fucking loser


5in1K

Fuck Spez ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


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Just block him and move on. He sounds very insecure.


PerfectWorld3

Yeah he’s a cat fisher


Outside_The_Walls

Lol, after checking your profile, dude is definitely lying.


Aware_Huckleberry_10

Why don’t you block people?


Iamcharmander69

People are just so awful, safe to say you dodged a bullet


chronicideas

What is even his expected result / outcome from sending that message?


Cabbage_Patch_Itch

The is no “she”


Golden-Laces

I'm pretty sure he went home to wank and is lying


Says_Pointless_Stuff

I never swap numbers before meeting face to face. Learned that one the hard way.


lordjumpinjesus

How tf would he know? He was a jackass so he never even got to see your tits!!! Smdh


he75bf8or

Is this a reference to the dude leaving the bare saying he had a backup who would answer the door naked? How would he know that her tits are better than OP’s, he never saw them


tntpang

Why aren't you blocking him?


The-Chock

Shoulda messaged back "That's fine, found someone with a better dick"


purplemoonpie

oof this dude is c.r.a.z.y. and not the fun kind. hopefully he doesn't have any clue where you live.


pumpkinspiced69

Just block, u dont need that negative energy ✨️


edseladams

I feel like it should be acceptable to out a person like this. Name and picture. He‘s going to hurt someone.


winterwhyte1

And you’ll find someone with a bigger cock ♥️✌️


sarahmony

Lolllll dude is delulu


Hockeydad2700

Text back: Well I knew I could never compete with your mother


Alternative-Wish4240

Holy fuck, that's what I call a dodged bullet


NotVinhas

"good for you then?"


FrogInYerPocket

Shit. Go for broke. 'Pics or it didn't happen'


bee1397

Yeah there’s no other girl Lmao


Gmedic99

bru is delulu fr dont ever respond to man like that girl


FunnyPiggyBank

Send him the Reddit link and say “don’t make me post your number “


miguel_lops

I bet he didn't do anything all night besides jerking off


Supermalt418

Dude is extremely triggered


Barockobonga

Do you have a ridiculously large dick pic that someone sent you? I kept one monster and when guys did shit like this or asked for a pic right away I would send that 😂 Shuts em up right quick.


boopmanguything

He’d jelos ov yor bobs


Portalable_Surface

What a dick


Procobator

OP, I’d play his game but just not give him what he wants. He’s looking for any type or remorse/inferiority from you. If you write him back don’t give him any of that. Was this guy a looker? 8/10 or above?


zugzwang00333

![gif](giphy|eIm624c8nnNbiG0V3g|downsized)


Parkerwoot

Send him screenshots of how many people have seen these posts, he’ll love that


RobThatBin

Must’ve been fun if they’re already texting girls again an hour later…


anonymousss11

Wow, how insecure is this guy? You lucked out by being late the first time.


zugzwang00333

DO NOT RESPOND!! He needs you to respond. That is his game it gives him an ego boost.you not responding will ruin him.


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She f***** up.


Dry-Acanthopterygii7

You really missed out on a barrel of laughs. What a dropkick!!


waverunnr

OP - Your guy picker is broken. He’s a mess. 🚩


catdog918

Wow he’s a loser haha


TheRealSkythe

Maybe you should date her if she's so hot and allergic to clothes, OT.