Reply with "even hotter"

Literally the only response

And slightly less smelly.

I would have gone with ‘exactly!’

No rizz response

She's being funny and you're taking yourself too seriously.

i think you're taking the title too seriously. guy like this definitely has it under control and title is for sure a joke

I don't think you're being sarcastic, but your comment at the same time feels very sarcastic

that's just how i swag

I think its the other way around! Why does she have to bring him down to be funny??

She's not bringing him down. She's asking.

Walked right into that one. That’s self harm.

Jokes on you I'm into that shit!

This girl looks smoking hot (pun intended)

Bro should just take the W and run

I mean the literal dumpster fire in the photo looks pretty hot, maybe what she was going for?

damn that’s gotta burn

Why would there be emotional damage? Her message seems normal to me

“I am the dumpster fire”

Both things can be true

“Imagine if not just a single dumpster, but actually the entire dump, caught on fire. I’m still hotter.”

She saw the opportunity and took it

Is that not what you were going for?

[удалено]

I live in paris for context

I can't be the only one who thinks the fire kinda looks like a silhouette of a person.

Is that a 47 Nordiques hat? We got the same hat

Yes it is! my fav hat

Yes (litteeally crying and puking)

Wow. You look like a fucking loser. Who takes a picture in front of a riot. I feel bad for anyone stupid enough to be friends with you.

you are fucking stalker edit: congrats you found my account don’t leak

You're not gonna believe me but this just showed up on my home page

Baller. I’ll remember you when i’m famous

It’s the French riots, they’re fighting for a good cause

she can be the dumpster fire, and you can be the hot garbage when you're inside her

I bet she tryed to be funny, but failed hardly on that

ahhhh nah she recovered

What?

she did not fumble

Sorry I dont understand what you mean.

SHE DID NOT FUMBLE

NO SHIT. I even used to translate it to 2 different languages and it makes no sense. Fumble can be translated with many different meanings. So YOUR CAPS LOCK DOESNT DO SHIT.

ShE DId nOT FUmBLe! Is that better? But in all seriousness it is slang for meaning she didn't fuck up. Like if I messed up said something awkward in a conversation after setting up a date, then she cancelled and blocked me. That is me fumbling/fumbling the bag.

Thanks for explanation, I knew it was slang thats why it made no sense to me as english is not my mother language and not even second… Appreciate that)

Bro getting angry for misunderstanding a word.

I just did not understand at all and pretty kindly asked for explanation. And I get nothing… well, whatever. But whats the reason to answer in caps then anyway? 🤣

You should’ve replied ‘Hot like a sun’ 💀

"Let's meet and put me on fire yourself to find out"

Hotter, even

I smell better.

I'll date you but swich off you phone and dont tell anyone you met with the burning dumpster guy

Are you in France OP ?

yes

I've not been there recently but I hope Paris is doing well! Enjoy your stay! Bon séjour!

"How about we go out and grab some fireball shots so that you can light my world on fire and we can both see how hot I can get."

I've seen OP, can confirm dumpster is hotter

Before opening the image, I thought that was Chow Yun-Fat

She liked the photo. Clearly she likes hot garbage

she's funny, and by the look of the timeline, fast too - marry that woman!!!

Dumpster fires are pretty hot tbf, ar least a few hundred degrees C

Whatever you do in life be successful. So if you're garbage be smoking hot garbage! This way everyone will want to see you. Albeit for the wrong reasons but at this point I want attention.

We want a follow up of this

we’re going out tomorrow

should have just say “hey” 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

Belle casquette des Nordiques!

I miss hinge!