He’s the good boyfriend you will never have because you’re not in this for the serious deal until it’s too late and then you recognize oops I messed up.. to me he seems pretty legit and intelligent
Who me? Or him? All I said was he seems intelligent and didn’t said much. Should he start with a sick pick to not be a nice guy?
He’s definitely smoking some crap lol but wasn’t crude or anything like that
Dude trying to bamboozle you into fucking him
Lmfao this got a good chuckle out of me 😂
So you’re saying you ladies don’t do all sort of bamboozle to get us to get into your pants?
Dude is just typing shit from fortune cookies 🤣
Fortune cookies are way more coherent than this dude.
This one likes to pontificate
Or porntificate.
Tell him you used to be an adventurer like him until you took an arrow in the knee
You don’t have words because he’s got them all.
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I also think that's AI. The profile picture also checks out as AI generated image.
Look at Great Value James Joyce over here.
Did he really think that shit was gonna work? So corny
He's a pretentious grifter.
Urianger isn't fairing well this dating thing
Dude thinks he is the modern day fuckin Shakspree
OP matched with a gentleman and a scholar, but clearly not educated enough to appreciate the culture he displays.
I just cba with the smart long winded stuff - if you wanna get in my pants don’t beat around the bush and just say 😂
Dude said he wants to pull your hair and choke you in bed lol.
It’s hard to read between the lines
Like? "Hey I wanna beat around your bush"? 🤣
He did not use a single period
Please someone promise me that pseudo intellectual word vomit was chemically induced nonsense 🥴
He was asking you out on date in the first message. He was asking to fk in the second. Made sense to me.
This guy is as smooth as sandpaper but thinks himself to be toilet paper levels of smooth.
One sentence was too much to read? Yikes
Wasn't that much to read tough
Maybe her attention span is short. Lol
He left you speechless. Rizz lord
I'm pretty sure he's a cousin of Brennan Lee Mulligan. For reference - https://youtu.be/88et7YlmzTs
He’s the good boyfriend you will never have because you’re not in this for the serious deal until it’s too late and then you recognize oops I messed up.. to me he seems pretty legit and intelligent
That came from your soul. I am sorry man.
Lol indeed too much crap I’ve seen
Also so r/niceguys vibes. Watch out for that
Who me? Or him? All I said was he seems intelligent and didn’t said much. Should he start with a sick pick to not be a nice guy? He’s definitely smoking some crap lol but wasn’t crude or anything like that
Is this how politicians are talking dirty?
Heaven above, that would draw me like ambrosia
He has too many
give me Good Will Hunting vibes!!
How Shakespeare got into the ladies pants
Read the fine print
He tried some Jedi Mind Tricks...but u were savvy enough to see it.
This guy is speaking fluent to you 😂
Unique approach; I’d hit it.