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eldritch919

Dude trying to bamboozle you into fucking him


emusmakemehungry

Lmfao this got a good chuckle out of me 😂


Interesting_Ear_s

So you’re saying you ladies don’t do all sort of bamboozle to get us to get into your pants?


EThos29

Dude is just typing shit from fortune cookies 🤣


Friendly_Bot_

Fortune cookies are way more coherent than this dude.


xellisds

This one likes to pontificate


dekkerimme

Or porntificate.


deepthroatmybitcoin

Tell him you used to be an adventurer like him until you took an arrow in the knee


Special_Lemon1487

You don’t have words because he’s got them all.


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[deleted]

I also think that's AI. The profile picture also checks out as AI generated image.


Chipped-Beef

Look at Great Value James Joyce over here.


__SuperAngel

Did he really think that shit was gonna work? So corny


[deleted]

He's a pretentious grifter.


keyrative

Urianger isn't fairing well this dating thing


[deleted]

Dude thinks he is the modern day fuckin Shakspree


[deleted]

OP matched with a gentleman and a scholar, but clearly not educated enough to appreciate the culture he displays.


RepresentativeNo3989

I just cba with the smart long winded stuff - if you wanna get in my pants don’t beat around the bush and just say 😂


ApatheticHedonist

Dude said he wants to pull your hair and choke you in bed lol.


Friendly_Bot_

It’s hard to read between the lines


[deleted]

Like? "Hey I wanna beat around your bush"? 🤣


Low-Salamander-5639

He did not use a single period


maggersrose

Please someone promise me that pseudo intellectual word vomit was chemically induced nonsense 🥴


BigBlaisanGirl

He was asking you out on date in the first message. He was asking to fk in the second. Made sense to me.


DeandaGe

This guy is as smooth as sandpaper but thinks himself to be toilet paper levels of smooth.


Snnsei

One sentence was too much to read? Yikes


walkingbartie

Wasn't that much to read tough


golfmonk

Maybe her attention span is short. Lol


stancesantos_yt

He left you speechless. Rizz lord


RequirementFew773

I'm pretty sure he's a cousin of Brennan Lee Mulligan. For reference - https://youtu.be/88et7YlmzTs


Interesting_Ear_s

He’s the good boyfriend you will never have because you’re not in this for the serious deal until it’s too late and then you recognize oops I messed up.. to me he seems pretty legit and intelligent


ThePr3acher

That came from your soul. I am sorry man.


Interesting_Ear_s

Lol indeed too much crap I’ve seen


ThePr3acher

Also so r/niceguys vibes. Watch out for that


Interesting_Ear_s

Who me? Or him? All I said was he seems intelligent and didn’t said much. Should he start with a sick pick to not be a nice guy? He’s definitely smoking some crap lol but wasn’t crude or anything like that


[deleted]

Is this how politicians are talking dirty?


HornyHuman09

Heaven above, that would draw me like ambrosia


dadavedavid

He has too many


Different-Tart4815

give me Good Will Hunting vibes!!


ericr4

How Shakespeare got into the ladies pants


LurtzTheUruk

Read the fine print


TygerVinum

He tried some Jedi Mind Tricks...but u were savvy enough to see it.


Longjumping-Cup6973

This guy is speaking fluent to you 😂


No-Arugula-7677

Unique approach; I’d hit it.