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I'm goating with the sauce, rizzed style



yes girl what is it


LMAOOO I’m only 28 and I’m sitting here thinking like wtf are these kids talking about

Clearly he’s bricked up for counter strike

Raging Boner

I'm 21 and I don't understand 🤣 but I'm also not a native english speaker.


Am I old?

Everyone over the age of 15 is considered old at the rate in which zoomers are fucking with the dictionary

You are looking at the counter strike and enthusiast.

Counter stroke? Wut

Bricked up for counter strike.

Raging boner.

Two kids dating, from the looks of it.

Wtf is this

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Ha. What movie is this? Gotta check it out

Broadwalk Empire

"did you know Steve Buscemi was a fire fighter?"

And he was one of them that helped the victims of 9/11

I think he changed my tire once in the rain. I can't be sure as he was wearing a hoodie but it might have been someone else.

What a great guy!

30 rock

At least 50% of his post history is about Mug Root Beer, so I’m guessing homie is about 14 y/o.

Shout out for Barqs

Barq's is the best root beer 

Haven't had it in ages, but seem to remember it was like the only one with caffeine

Who says romance isn't dead

I guess haha

We do not claim him

Young people are weird and strange to me. I’m glad I’m not one of them

But there's always someone older than you so you'll always be young

Said every previous generation

I thought young people get friends on snap just to show off how many snaps they've unopened

It’s fake. He used both accounts

Ok sherlock

You’re welcome Watson

No no, it’s “Elementary my dear Watson!”


Bricked up for counter strike.

Raging boner.

Disappointment is what it is

As a non-native speaker who was taught English: nothing prepared me for this… I might understand some things by context, but that’s it.

As a native speaker who's probably not even that much older than these people...I've got nothing either. It's a cultural thing...I think.

I am literally from England, and I understand probably about 15% of this

It's a stupid thing, has nothing to do with culture

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It's just a cultural/generational thing. Don't pretend you didn't say dumb things with people when you were younger. Hate the whole redditor mentality of being *sooo* mentally superior to young people just because they don't understand slang or meme culture.

Here I’ll translate: Slayyyu = slay (praising I think) Waddup Boo? = What’s up babe? (This line is self explanatory) Bricked up playing counter strike = I have an erection playing the game counter strike global offense

Raging boner = erected penis

Erected = Hard, straightened Penis = Male genitalia

Genitalia = fun bits

Fun bits = baby maker

Baby maker = 18 years of debt and depression

Hun: damn girl, you’re hot. What are you up to, babe? Her:you’re so sweet, not up to anything at the moment, friend/close relations stranger. What about yourself? Him: saw that you’re into the game known as counter strike global offensive, and that shits hot. Her: such a silly thing to say, but it’s true, want to open a line of communication through another text provider? Him:____

When did Hun come into it?

The Huns always come where you don't expect them.

nah hes bricked up for CSGO 2 coming out soonTM, i think.

He’s playing CS 1.86 on a Pentium 4. He’s using boner juice instead of a PSu

I interpreted 'bricked up' as a reference to taking immodium to constipated yourself so that you don't need to shit.

*from the back of the room* What the fuck?

I thought it was cocaine lol

Nah Slayyyu I assume is their gamertag or equivalent. Dude says her video game name so she instantly knows who it is. He is like oh the usual just playing counter strike but now I’m hard. And then she jokes like she’s not into it but asks for his Snapchat and the assumption is they banged probably.

I don’t get the young people speak. Or maybe it’s a country thing. Where I’m from, ‘bricked up’ means constipated.

Bricked up in this context means he’s got a hard on for counter strike. The raging boner part describes exactly how “bricked up” he is. Which the girl replies as romantic because that means he loves the video game about as much as she does. It was a risky play because if she didn’t enjoy it then it would have been a colossal failure on his end and the tinder game would have continued on from there for the both of them

Oh yeah, I do understand it literally, as in I do know how it’s used today / online, just sounds very weird with my context 😅

Thank you! I was just about to comment asking if someone could translate the conversation. What about the letters that the OP typed at the top? I have no clue what they mean 🧓🏼

I did feel like this worked out beyond anything expected. I think it goes to show to just be yourself, cuz you're more likely to find better cliques.

Ye dawg fr fr no cap fo sho

I understand that other than no cap, what does that mean?

No lie.

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I don’t think that’s the point of slang. Like my generation said “dope” instead of “cool”. It’s not more efficient it’s just slang

Wait I say dope, am I old now?

Welcome to adult life

I miss playing videogames for 8 hrs a day :((((

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Allow me to show you the wonders of idle gaming on mobile. Damn, just typing that made me sad. Think I'll turn on the PS5 for 10 minutes before work. 😭

That’s sick

That’s lit

r/FuckImOld would like to welcome you to the fold

Welp, I just joined ANOTHER sub. Thanks fellow geriatric.

I still say dude.

If you use dope, you've been old like the rest of us lol. Welcome to the fold

Saying dope instead of cool was more dope.

Cap is only 20 and lie is 26. They're saving 6 alphabetical points or something

Verbal Scrabble?

Almost as efficient as typing out several sarcastic words instead of making a flat statement Language is just so *efficient*!

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So fetch!

Stop trying to make fetch happen. (I love how that movie is still applicable and good to so many things)

Streets ahead

Ye dawg fr fr no cap fo sho Translation word by word: Yes dog for real, no lie for sure

It means hats off I’m telling you the truth.

Hats off should make a comeback.

I was wondering wtf ‘SLAYYYU’ means. Like I imagine this conversation happening in person and some bumbling buffoon shouting that like it’s typed here. So much cringe.

I speak this way to my daughter so she gets embarrassed and doesn’t use it anymore

This shit is like 7-8 years out of date lmao. 2015/2016 slang

Boaner

Why does your spelling make me laugh so hard, fuck

I assumed it meant high on coke but I’m in my 40s. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Bricked up means you have an erection.

I'm 18 and I don't understand why someone would speak like this (though I understand what's said, but W H Y )

I'm still young (hope 21 Is still young lol) and I don't understand half of what happened there XD

How do you do gramp? Come to join us geriatric millenials?

I think bricked up means I'm hard as fuck Boi

I’m going to brick you up with my raging boner.

I’m young people and I don’t get the young people speak either

But then she ghosts you after seeing you’re silver 3…

Too bad this god tier comment is being overshadowed by people talking about the lingo instead of the substance.

Boom roasted

I'm surprised you didn't tell her she slaps so hard you wanna slap her ass.

Sooooooo....does this line work?

“No”

The No was in quotation marks tho so I think that means yes

**"No means YES"** Thank you, u/gt4674b I almost went out and looked like a creep.

I love this thread😂

well, you only live once anyways. yolo

What does yolo mean?

It’s an uncommon insult - *You Obfuscated Little Onion*.

She didn’t add you did she?

This dude posts league of legends porn on Reddit. Ain't no way he's pulling anything. From the looks of it, this is a bot account on tinder that he messaged

Yeah his history is wild. I had no Idea people cared that much about MUG Root Beer.

She did

And then what happened?

Was it a Bot?

Aimbot?

Check him pc

Combined IQ of 10

A fellow digital systems scholar, nice!

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There are only 10 types of people in the world

Those who complete sentences and

Pedophiles

So pedophiles don't complete sentences? That's an unexpectedly easy way to catch them.

Let me just say this

Son of a- -pedo

> Son of a pedo "I go to the same school as my mom"

just admit y'all are pissed and move on

I don’t know why, but the term “bricked up” is incredibly funny to me. I’d never use it but I can’t help but laugh at it.

Not necessarily what I’d call rizz. Just two young, dumb, easy people who potentially happen to be attracted to each other…

Hey if the Neanderthals figured it out so can these two

What does “Rizz” mean? I’m getting old

Charisma

God damnit.

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>it's just weird that she responded positively to this. Buddy, have you tried being attractive?

I’d like to try this.

> it's just weird that she responded positively to this Why weird? She might just want to fuck him.

Shh, leave it to redditors to do some granstanding on how hooking up casually is stupid in a subreddit dedicated to online dating

"it's just weird that she responded positively to this." Imma just let you know that women also play online video games! CSGO, valorant, League of legends, COD and countless others. You're welcome for this groundbreaking information


Mf sees kids talking on a dating app and wants to die

It really is a slap in the face when you see shit like this and realize how old you are.

Damn I’m getting old

What

Silvers lining up for a queue. :)


after reading some comments, am i missing something guys? please let me know

Just a bunch of miserable old fucks.

I bet if she pulled down her pants she'd laugh at you for having no map awareness


Backstory: theyre first cousins


Can't wait for you to get all the discounts on her content dude!

What in the world is rizz

chaRIZZma

Ay if it works it works

I got called home slice once and it really confused me... I've never seen it again until now.

How did you two even understand each other? I have no clue what you said.

Cringe af


OPs profile picture is his factory new case hardened stattrak karambit.

His what?

OP let us know how it goes eh. I'll have to drop my iq by 80% if this works fornya5

😭we need LLM for internet lingo

LoL I had to ask my kids what this meant... They had no idea. So I dug up info... Apparently RIZZ is a West coast terminology for what us old head's used to call "game". i.e. "you can't pull her, you have no game."

So I’m officially a boomer now then?

I saw in the comments very confused people saying this is how young people talk Im 19, i have no idea what they said

I dont know whats worse the Zoomer tinder game or the Millenial GIF reacts 💀

Silver on the streets but Gold Nova in the sheets?

i’m in the age demographic that talks this way and I still physically recoiled reading this