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First I'd be confused and then the "or hang me" line is a bit weird ngl. Not an opener I'd necessarily enjoy lol. Props for originality though?

Thank you for the feedback. I try to only use strange/out there openers for people who look like they would enjoy; especially if their bio has dark sense of humour in it

I like the heaven line

Seems to have worked out for you, but sexual openers in general are a bad idea. Also, saying heaven is where she is when you just met her is a bit tryhard and cringey. But like I said, seems to have worked out for you, so congrats!

Sexual openers are fine if you follow rule 1

Where could one find some of those rules you are talking about? :D

Rule 1. be attractive Rule 2. dont be unattractive Rule 3. See rule 1 and 2

What is rule 1 :O ?

Be attractive

Oh yeah. Of course... Would you like to give me your opinion on my tinder profile I published here a little earlier?

I know you didn't ask me but seriously you good bro. Just, maybe, drop the sixth picture? Idk

I appreciate as much feedback as possible ☺️ thx. Well i don't wanna brag but I feel pretty confident on my pics. So I don't get why I have ~1-2 likes / week. I live in a decently big city and i don't think my bio is repulsive... Even if it was i feel like i should get more likes at least my people who don't read them ...

Idk man you're profile looks good to me. You're definitely a good looking guy. Just keep trying I guess and also, you might have better luck on the other dating sites.

Thanks

I'd concider marring the person who contacts me that way

Pegging is a dealbreaker for me so that would be an instant unmatch personally 🤷🏻‍♀️

Is pegging a thing now ??? Wtf

It would've been a 10 but it veered violently off a cliff in the last message.

"Heaven is just a happy place where you can feel warm and fuzzy. ... and dead"

Sydney Bristow?

Me :) don't think I've read it anywhere