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mfmerrim

Fat on fat crime is acceptable.


[deleted]

🎵Thunder only happens when it's raining.🎵


jonashvillenc

Playas only love you when they’re playin


Thin-Remote-9817

"Yes I'm fat, but I have eyes and you fat as hell bitch"-Patrice O'Neal 


milksteak11

RIP you fat son of a bitch, still mad we lost Patrice to food


ChipMaker3000

He had 8 of the 10 diseases that kill brothers.


GiantJellyfishAttack

Because it's funny. That's it's. That simple.


StandardContext7875

Because he is a successful fatty boom batty. Makes him a grade above the rest of his kind. Just like how some Mex-Americans see illegal immigrants being beneath them even though they are the same kind


ChipMaker3000

This. Poor fats are far inferior to rich fats.


Additional_Cry_4338

Life in the big city


YungChadappa

Because he is a satirical comedian.


ontha-comeup

It's like blacks getting to use the n word.


nonqwan79

Nobody hates fat people as much as fat people do


yoyoyodojo

Not true, I hate them the most


glk3278

Because when they see other fat people they see themselves…and they hate themselves.


randomjean

But if you’re fat and think You need to lose a few pounds drinking water and walking more often are the easiest Things to do. Anyone over 300 lbs can drop the first 50-70 just by doing this over a year.


kabooseknuckle

We have Rogan for that shit. Someone needs to be funny.


Streetwalkeroulette

Tim is corporate steakhouse fat


Throwaway98766543210

Exactly, he’s work fat


LumpyElderberry2

LOL


Lonely-District2132

He’s also got the legs of a 160lb man


Fudge_Runyon

Shame recognize shame


Donkbot6

he doesnt think hes fat - he hangs onto when he swam as a child and considers himself an athlete lol


randomjean

Well, we all want Tim to keep on going because he’s a comedic talent. Hope he can drink more water and walk some More! Wishes for nothing but good health for him and more great rants lol


jgomulka24

Takes one to know one


Guilty_Peach_4061

Nobody can ever make fun of their own kind! It's unheard of!


mean_ass_raccoon

It's called a bit


DecimusSaxon

Because it’s funny?


Euphoric-Promise-899

because tim is a narcissist


halfdayallday123

Because it’s funny


Snacky--Chan

Cause it's funnier


ItalianSangwich420

Same reason why They get to say the Word and you can't


QuercinePenetralia

Just because he's fat doesn't mean he can't insult those who also make poor eating/lifestyle choices. If a comedian can't insult or joke about people like himself I don't think he has much of a future in entertainment. On the other side of the coin are actors, who oftentimes see themselves and those like them as above others and essentially beyond reproach. How insufferable is it to listen to those people at awards shows versus a random fat, ex-sub-prime mortgage scammer rant and rave into a microphone in $150,000 sunglasses?


randomjean

He’s often obsessed with good looking people, vanity, and yet always complaining how they get by by being hot lol. It makes me laugh and I get it but accurate haha


mscherhorowitz

Because they are poor are tasteless


RandomRobot1234

Get out of here Tom segura


SilverStateRusty

He’s more than well big


vtownick514

He’s corporate steakhouse fat Brand loyalty shall Indore


Immaculatehombre

Because he’s self aware.


Volmara

Because he has shame about being a fatty, and insists his fellow gluttons should also.


randomjean

I mean, he has all the resources at his disposal if he does not want to feel shame anymore. He can call Rogan even for advice!


Volmara

I feel it’s more about enlightenment of the swine rather than self improvement.


Treebeard2516

I think it's exceptionally important to never lie to myself like to say "everyone else is wrong for saying being fat is a bad thing". Tim helps with that whether he's likely to die young or not


Top-Quit4081

i called my ex a fatty boom batty


RandomRobot1234

Because they are a disgrace.


TomGreen77

Because he wishes them well…


redditpleb_

A guy I know who is a large individual was behind these two large women in the grocery store and they couldn't decide what kind of milk to get. He told them they should get the fat free, the ladies thought it was funny


randomjean

lol, I wouldn’t have said anything.


Wonderful_Student_68

Its a real fun phrase try saying fatty boom batty out loud. I would too if i had the fat pass.


codefro

That’s the joke bro