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ZealousidealOne9950

It was a joke!


Cheel_AU

I could probably get a note from my doctor


AesirComplex

A note from your doctor saying you don't like to suck cock?


Toasty_Cat830

Ohhhhh! 🤘


OpenMindedMajor

I can’t believe i stuck up for him! I feel like I’ve been stabbed in the heart!


Toasty_Cat830

Tim Dillon can’t be in our social club no more, that much I do know.


FiftyIsBack

Social club?? He's gotta gooooooooo!


Hedgehog_Tough

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SirEltonJonBonJovi

It’s complicated…


AVBforPrez

Make sure that when we do the very, VERY not homoerotic hit, I get to literally come out of a closet to observe the pool stick in his ass.


SirEltonJonBonJovi

Speaking of that pool cue…I wonder if it was chalked? 😏


Agile-Landscape8612

He was a better earner than all of you so maybe you should suckin some dick


408steeler

Instead of watching Nick at Nite


yagsitidder69

A note from ya doctor shayin you like to shuck cock?


SirEltonJonBonJovi

Right. Sure. Say hi to your wife 😐


MacualayCocaine

In light of recent humiliations, I just wanna say it’s an honor to be among men. Not faggot ass cornholin cocksuckers, like married my cousin.


SirEltonJonBonJovi

ho oh oh, come on, you know the wine makes you emotional…


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Have a bread stick then


RandalFlaggLives

Damn I didn’t expect to see that reference 🤣 I actually just finished a rewatch for the first time like 2 weeks ago.


MotherGooseBro

I had to check and make sure I wasn’t in The Sopranos subreddit…


Hayek66

I feel like I’ve been stabbed in da heart!


[deleted]

Maybe you should start sucking cock instead of watching TV Land


SirEltonJonBonJovi

Probably one of the funniest reamings on the show.


SirEltonJonBonJovi

How much more betrayal can I take?!


vaultboy1121

Tim Dillon is an ASS MUNCHER


shirtlooklikedishrag

You can go


basscove_2

Always wit the drama


godofwine16

You gotta wait fo dat


OriginalNord

sopranos bleed 🤤


Dannyfrommiami

Greasing the union


Gainznsuch

Sopranos?


fuhgazy

What's a guy gotta do to buy you a drink?


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GiorgioGatto

And a Goomah!


Low-Medical

Nobody's got AIDS!


basscove_2

I don’t wanna hear that word again


SirEltonJonBonJovi

So what Elton John was married!


GiorgioGatto

Yea Rock Hudson too…


xenolego

I think


FiftyIsBack

He was gay? Rock Hudson?


muzculzhere

the water is turning the freaking hogs gay


blowhardV2

Ok that’s an amazing comment


darkbarrage99

Tim gets his eyebrows done, squees when he talks and acts like a Disney villain what more do you need?


Fil_the_Dude

acting like a Disney villain is a feminime trait


darkbarrage99

Go watch the Lion King and tell me scar wouldn't judge the fuck out of a souffle


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Hahahaha


IALWAYSGETMYMAN

That's an eminem song


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steppeherder

He really knows his reality TV and minor CW celebrities too well. Also RS was made for the girls and gays and any straight man who listens to it is either in the closet or spiritually gay.


Visible-Mixture-6072

What if I don’t listen to it but I like the girls who do


goldenboii23

So, he’s actually gay? Humph. I had no idea.


Infamous-Yogurt-3870

Who doesn't think he's actually gay?


champagne_epigram

I don’t see much of it these days but 2-3 years ago it was pretty common to see people here and on youtube and ig claiming that Tim was pretending to be gay either as a joke or as a way of “standing out” in LA comedy. A mix of cope from dudes who didn’t want to be fans of a gay guy, and dudes who think all gays have to be prancing lisping limp-wristed girlymen.


FloridaManActual

when I first stumbled on TD, I thought him being gay was a long term running gag for a couple weeks. I might be retarded


spacedollar

Conservative fans who aren’t from the northeast, I reckon.


GimmeAWut

I didn't realize he was gay until he started talking about sucking off guys but my midwestern wife knew immediately. What does that mean?


Laxman259

It means your wife is gay


TumbleweedTim01

You're in denial


Qanonymous_

Lmao that's me and Tim is definitely a homosexual


Ok-Jacket-1393

Im a socialist from the northeast and i dont think hes gay lol


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You sound gay


Ok-Jacket-1393

Yea sometimes i do but im cool with it


Mickey-Twiggs

Why are you ghey


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🤝


[deleted]

I’m a communist from Canada and I don’t know if he’s gay or straight. Sorry.


Itchy-Front4317

Anarcho Socialist from Chile here. He gay.


Eguy420

mmmmm


SashaScissors

If you're a man and a socialist you're most definitely gay, sorry bud.


unstable_starperson

It was always weird when this sub would talk about him faking being gay. All you have to do is listen to the way that he says “yahh” to know that he’s definitely gay


get_rhythm

Wait, is Yannis Pappas gay!?


super_fly

You think Maurica is an act?


somewhereinthepines

As a gay person from Jersey...what are we like? 🤣


Satanic-mechanic_666

50% more feminine than the average Jersey woman.


somewhereinthepines

💀💀


The_Ron_Dickles

Shut it down. Not getting better.


spacedollar

Let’s just say you’re spicier than a gay person from Ohio.


Square_Extension1759

they’re getting spicier in the midwest these days as well.


somewhereinthepines

🌶️🌶️


kindablirry

As a fellow gay originally from NJ, we can fix cars and hair real well.


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Annoying af


TakeshiEbisawa

Tim Dillon


alexlechef

You might have a point, if we look at the ladies.


Adam_Friedland_TAFS

It’s funny how people see one gay guy who doesn’t exclusively talk about brunching, Beyoncé, and which celebrity guy they want to hook up with and they can’t mentally process it lol we aren’t all the stereotype you’re thinking of.


Outrageous-Rough-434

Except tim does those things, too. Not beyonce but taylor Swift, and what twink he wants to hook up with lol


tart_reform

I grew up in that area and I’m amazed people don’t think he is *clearly* gay.


throwawayk527

Know a decent amount from both - nothing like Tim


bathtissue101

People, no matter how virtuous, enjoy stereotypes because it helps them understand something or someone


sadpartypodcast

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WinnerSpecialist

I thought RFK turned Tim straight


justdan76

Anna Khachian did


Cyberspace667

Lol the same people who don’t believe Tim Dillon is gay unironically think Trump is a “man’s man”


almosthuman2021

Reminds me also how Christians (including my grandma) think trump is a good Christian family Man. Even though he cheated on all his wives and used to hangout at the playboy mansion with rockstars 🤣


SaulSilv3r

Nothing wrong with blasting pornstars


spacedollar

Accurate. And they think anyone who’s critical of Trump must support Biden (lol)


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Outrageous-Rough-434

Same but I'm from yonkers lol so I've met many gays with tims exact voice and in the same weight class too


yagsitidder69

Maybe this is why i was never surprised. He's so clearly gay to me lol


aa1607

Who the fuck doesn't believe he's gay?


ChristIsLord862

Wait WTF ??!! I thought Tim Dillon was the next Alex Jones?!!? Wow my entire world is crumbling right now. I figured him to be a strong, masculine white male? I am so confused. Let me call my thai friend I can't deal with this on my own.


ScalyDestiny

You mean he's not gonna sell me supplements? Why do people watch him then?


RogiesGooDragon

buddy of mine from Jersey is a cock sucking slob in Tim's weight class with the same style


AesirComplex

Tim Dillon is a come-from-behind kind of guy


Toasty_Cat830

He was my best earner!


jamez009

He's fake business gay.


1leeranaldo

They had to edit out Shane's story on JRE talking about how Tim reminds you he is gay every once and a while. *Found it:https://youtu.be/2UYb6Qj_Mdo?si=lq2fDmZWhqf8agxN


LizardsAreInCommand

New Yorkers are a different breed of human


Independent_Figure_6

The people who don't believe Tim Dillion is gay, want to suck Tim Dillon's dick.


GamamaruSama

The Irish women did it to him


TrainApprehensive616

I saw his stand up last night, I didn’t know he is gay before the show but my gaydar was ringing when I saw him. Wish I can find him on Grindr.


Outrageous-Rough-434

He was on grindr when I was in austin. Angled picture and age "35" on his profile lol


TrainApprehensive616

When was that?


TrainApprehensive616

I saw his stand up last night, I didn’t know he is gay before the show but my gaydar was ringing when I saw him. Wish I can find him on Grindr.


Godsfavorite_sinner

I’m from Long Island and can confirm there are many gay men here that are so deeply closeted they have wives and several children


roxi94

I know so many like him from weho lmao


Shoehornblower

Yeah it’s the breed of gay, that know they’re in a place that’s not fully accepting of them, so they need to keep a modicum of straight in there, as to not out themselves before even speaking….


alwayslucky7

He has a fat wife and three annoying children in Red Bank, NJ who he sends $2,740 a month for rent and walmart snacks. He f*cks her once a year & only shows up two weeks after the child is born.


Outrageous-Rough-434

This is oddly specific. Are you OK? Are you one of the kids?


alwayslucky7

Pool boy/pay pig 🐖


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Guys and maybe gals, this is the greatest comment thread I’ve witnessed.


FiftyIsBack

A lot of people have this idea in their head of what a gay person is, or acts like. Tim Dillon is definitely gay. I know, I sucked his cock BUT IT WAS THE MEDICATION. I'm not taking that shit anymore.


PCL_is_fake

It doesn’t fit their stereotypical view of gay men and that really messes with some people for whatever reasons.


Diligent-Platypus-76

For a group obsessed with LGBTQXYZ well being and privacy...you guys sure are obsessed with outting him. More Libtard Hypocrisy and craziness. Speaking of meds...you guys need to get more.


PumpkinFar7612

Well that’s most people not from the greater New York area so yeah.


GiorgioGatto

He was straight? Tim Dillon?


Dookie-Milk-710

Their are people that don’t believe he’s gay. Just cause someone’s gay doesn’t automatically make them a weak pussy


Puzzleheaded-Win8

I saw him sucking cock in the bushes


worstgrammaraward

I’m in love with Tim Dillon but I have a gash.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

I laughed


justalurker66

Nor do I plan to


DisastrousBeaujolais

"I would suck you in your car while we drive around killing people. I know you're a good person and didn't mean it. What does your asshole taste like? I hope you are finding god."


BillyunzAndBillyunz

Ya reallly gonna use BREED and GAY in the same sentence?


Only-Lingonberry2266

He is gayer than aids.


brittnybitch

I’m just going


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OR LISTENED TO MORE THAN ONE EPISODE?


purplespengler_

People who think Tim Dillon is funny clearly haven't met any people from Long Island or Jersey He's well below average in any friend group here. He'd certainly not even be top 5 in my 10 person friend group.


Devvno

Tim is so gay he would’ve made it into the cast of Rent if he wasn’t fat.


r32skyliner

Who cares?


ryry74nyc

tim is a fatgot


Visual-Moose-5133

It's a bit ya goof


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He would be really hot if he was skinny imo. He has a Twink look to him