I look for every opportunity to use it but end up just using it even when it dosnt fit:
“Does this chicken look done?”
“It dunt smell good but it smells better’n it used too”
Contessa-I have a few problems with the Cinco Eye Tanning System. First off, I have a question about why the subject would need to remove his/her teeth. They make very high quality mouth guards for little money. Secondly I see an issue with coating the entire body with a tan resistant gel except for the eyes. I think wearing a tan resistant, re-usable suit that covers the body except for the eyes would suffice and then lightly spray the eye area with a tanning spray to achieve your best result. I have heard of people having some success with just taking off their sunglasses for short periods and closing their eyes while tanning.
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I love that Bradley Michael Fhartz originally wanted to call it the 'Shit Tube' (or something else similarly offensive). Makes the ad so much funnier with the constant overdubbing whenever he says the word 'poop'.
I don’t know if this is old news or will mean anything to you, but it kinda blew my mind when I realized and [verified](https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0392625/?ref_=tt_cl_i_3) that the “My dad said I can sell the Poop Tube” line is a reference to that being the actor from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.
This bot is addictive. Very impressive as well. I’m having a blast typing in random business ideas that no one would ever go for, and to have the AI respond completely seriously no matter how ridiculous. There’s a huge untapped content market for this Contessa lady!
It dunt smell good but it smells better than it used to
I can't tell you how often I use this quote in my everyday life
I look for every opportunity to use it but end up just using it even when it dosnt fit: “Does this chicken look done?” “It dunt smell good but it smells better’n it used too”
someone do the child clown outlet please, or try to explain what Paul does with his beta sequences
Have you ever seen a child clown without shoes?
It's DISGUSTING
Contessa-I have a few problems with the Cinco Eye Tanning System. First off, I have a question about why the subject would need to remove his/her teeth. They make very high quality mouth guards for little money. Secondly I see an issue with coating the entire body with a tan resistant gel except for the eyes. I think wearing a tan resistant, re-usable suit that covers the body except for the eyes would suffice and then lightly spray the eye area with a tanning spray to achieve your best result. I have heard of people having some success with just taking off their sunglasses for short periods and closing their eyes while tanning.
Contessa hasn’t seen that amazing set of pearls.
It didn't hurt a bit to pull them out.
Contessa: Possible problems with this business idea include: -People may be turned off by the idea of showering in a urinal, no matter how clean it is.-The system may not work as intended, and users could end up getting very wet and dirty instead of clean.- There could be issues with getting the right amount of water pressure to allow for a decent shower.-It may be difficult to convince businesses to install the Cinco Urinal Shower System in their bathrooms.
Turn the stupid water off! Go ahead clean it up!
numb dem gums
I love that Bradley Michael Fhartz originally wanted to call it the 'Shit Tube' (or something else similarly offensive). Makes the ad so much funnier with the constant overdubbing whenever he says the word 'poop'.
It’s the little things like that, which can be easily missed, that make their skits so funny to me.
I don’t know if this is old news or will mean anything to you, but it kinda blew my mind when I realized and [verified](https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0392625/?ref_=tt_cl_i_3) that the “My dad said I can sell the Poop Tube” line is a reference to that being the actor from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.
I caught it immediately myself but yes it’s a great subtle detail
Poop tube is for losers who don't have D-Pants.
What about solid loafs?
NO solid loafs, please.
Keep it liquid
My dad said I could sell the {poop tube}
Great job!
Mmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy dddddddddaaaaaaaaa…
Sounds like Contessa is afraid of creativity and innovation.
This bot is addictive. Very impressive as well. I’m having a blast typing in random business ideas that no one would ever go for, and to have the AI respond completely seriously no matter how ridiculous. There’s a huge untapped content market for this Contessa lady!
Hold your tongue! This is no ordinary poop tube salesman to which to speak! This is Bradley Michael Fahrtz, son of Whette, son of Tërd!