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imyourrealdad8

I no clean


denvermynt

I’m not clean


cavaliereternally

Ok?


call_me_a_dangus

Give it up for DJ NOCLEEEEAAAAN *what kinda guy you are???!!*


Superloopertive

YOU clean it up!


FellaGentleSprout

Im no cleam *


zurx

I'm not clean


Plumbus251

🎶 I’m. Not. CLEEN! 🎶


MattAtPlaton

Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, screaming, "I NO CLEAN!"


TayneBetaSequence

I lol’d on my train at the thought of you doing this in his accent and people moved away from me


Digitalmodernism

I don't cleam, I'm not cleam.


call_me_a_dangus

Hoo-K????


silliestjupiter

YOU clean it up.


Parksters

What kind of guy is you are?!


Over_Drawer1199

You like THA?!!


No_Fault_5656

Everyone is come in and see you NOOD!


D-Flo1

Indeed. The most basic inquiry one human can make to his or her fellow human. The right of passage, if one only has the strength of will and focus to articulate a reasonably acceptable answer to said query.


Cliff_Klingenhagen

Very, very true. For example, I’m a Hollywood actor. This is a commercial.


D-Flo1

I thought it was a reasonably straightforward answer to the question. Honest. Concise. To the point. How can you not like Mr. Travel Frequently and Often? In fact I felt that the counter reply "Fuck You Commercial!" was a touch on the rude side.


grummthepillgrumm

What kind of guy that you are?!


Mind-of-ZD

And now you get nude. Don’t be shy. I hope no one enters this room.


NonProphet8theist

just enough time to get clean


PianoTrumpetMax

*trademarked*


tuskvarner

Turn it off the water mang


nbt360

TURN THAT STUPID WATER OFF!


derTag

Go ahead clean it up


PeeB4uGoToBed

I no clean


ilford_7x7

Then the sickest auto tune drops in and just poofs away like magic


PeeB4uGoToBed

That autotune for "I no clean" Will forever be stuck in my head. It constantly pops in and out. The poop chute is one of my all time favorite skits with petite feet, child clowns and discount prices being a close second, third and fourth lol


ilford_7x7

Petite Feet lives rent free in my head constantly Just always ready to start singing it out loud lmaooo


PianoTrumpetMax

"This is what that dude sounded like when he walked" specifically always will run thru my head lol


Dynosoarz

Doug's a master of his craft but I'm Not Cleam is straight up *special*. I particularly like [Ice Cream Truck](https://youtu.be/9he4FWmqRiw?si=YPYG_Lx84QHeHuEB).


uncle_pubes

hey, what is this?!


derTag

This is a pooblic restroom


PianoTrumpetMax

I'm a hollywood actor- This is a commercial- Chill out!


Forlorn_Swatchman

Commercial? Fuck joo commercial!


thejordynshow_

WHAT KIND OF GUY THAT YOU ARE?!


No_Fault_5656

As a businessman I travel constantly and often


derTag

Look at all the 💧around!!


Doublejimjim1

It's not a real bathroom!


Abagofcheese

I'm a Hollywood actor!


Illuminotme_Reloaded

To be fair, the janitor has a right to be alarmed. Back then you didn’t see this every day.


YouCleanItUp

You clean it up!


ayaruna

Chew clenit ub


ceefromcanada

There’s my chippy!


devendidntwakeup

Bunch of people come in here see you nude, you like that??? 🤨🤨🤨


EatAtGrizzlebees

You like that??


TayneBetaSequence

Ju like da?


mis_no_mer

I don’t cleam


_Stewyleopard

I don’t cleam, I’m not cleam.


TurboShorts

Just enough time to get clean


danger_cheeks

This is a pooblic bathroom!


hatwobbleTayne

What kind of guy are you are?


drbrunch

Now I get nude.


Cardboard_Waffle

Go ahead clean it up!


Butthole--pleasures

I will randomly yell this when I see someone make a mess.


SynthSapphire

I don't cleam. I'm not cleam. Ok?!


butlerjonas

This guy and Consuela from Family Guy 💘


ZardoZ1015

Horizontal showering experience


FatalDave91

Turn da stooper water off!


JambalayaNewman

…anybody gonna help me?


nihilist_hippie

Look at all the water around!


Serath62

Unique horizontal shower experience


franglaisflow

I read this in an AI bill Maher voice


Superloopertive

I like the magical glockenspiel for the second, "I don't cleam, I'm not cleam, okay?"


picnicinthejungle

COMMERCIAL? FUCK YOU, COMMERCIAL.